When Liu Yanli woke up, she almost fainted when she saw Hanxiang floating in front of her, and immediately ran to the corner of the room and said tremblingly.

"Hell, don't come here! I'll burn you paper money, don't kill me... My meat doesn't taste good... Who said that eating my flesh can lead to immortality, I beat his turtle bastard to death, and spread rumors and forwarded it 500 times to enter the bureau, you..."

This time Hanxiang is very embarrassed, and I don't know what expression to use to face this big girl.

Li Yun was also amazed, originally thought that this girl would definitely not be afraid of ghosts and ghosts as a merman, so he continued to keep Hanxiang in a semi-virtual state, but he didn't expect this translucent state to frighten this girl to foam at the mouth.

Originally, Li Yun felt that he was looking for the wrong person, until he saw the seal of the Five Directions Heavenly Emperor Kongtong hanging on this girl's chest, and the intricate cause and effect on the body that could be seen through the eyes of the sky, although it was covered by contact lenses, he knew that the girl who was scared by the ghost was really the person he was looking for...

A merman who was frightened by a ghost, Li Yun himself believed it.

"This girl, dare to ask Gui Geng?"

"Eight hundred... Eighteen years old! Why, my meat is very old, it doesn't taste good, don't eat me... Don't look at me so tender and tender, in fact, it's all old skin, and the old skin and old meat are not delicious when they are burned. Liu Yanli was teary-eyed, shivering behind the curtain, holding the empty wine bottle next to her in an attempt to defend herself...

It's just that Liu Yanli didn't do a good move, and she tripped over a large number of empty wine bottles next to her, fell and ate, and her beautiful face was red from the empty wine bottles, and she cried.

"Mom, ahh I don't go out, I don't go out anymore, I just stay at home, don't go anywhere, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, I'm scared alone. ”

Liu Yanli was crying and rolling at the same time, Li Yun didn't know if she was really scared or because of what, anyway, there was a strong smell of wine rushing to her nose, and the picture was too beautiful to look at directly.

As for the wine, Li Yun didn't feel anything when he drank it, but he was uncomfortable when he smelled the wine in other people's mouths.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Yun took out the dust whisk and used the meditation technique to make the girl quiet a little.

The power contained in the spiritual sea wrapped Liu Yanli and stopped sobbing.

Li Yun gently patted her shoulder and comforted Liu Yanli.

In the end, Liu Yanli could only shrink there with tears on her face, and Bai Shen, who was watching from the sidelines, only hated that she didn't have a mobile phone, otherwise she would be able to take pictures of Li Yunhe and this scene, and then threaten to send it to the Internet if she didn't give 648... It was a beautiful picture.

Li Yun looked at Bai Shen and muttered.

"It always feels like you're thinking something bad..."

"I feel like you have to apologize for my character, do I look like someone who would think badly. Bai Shen said with a slightly solemn face.

"No, your expectation of doing bad things is written on your face, and I'm sorry I won't let you take the opportunity to do bad things. Li Yun was speechless and continued to look at Liu Yanli, who was broken.

"I'm sorry, Miss Merman, I didn't know you were so afraid of ghosts, and I thought that with your identity, you shouldn't be afraid of me..."

Looking at such a fragrant fragrance, Liu Yanli's mood also stabilized, she took three deep breaths, exhaled three more breaths, wanted to pick up the beer next to her and wanted to rub it twice, but found that there was no beer anymore, and said, "You... What the hell is it, do you know who I am?What are you doing here?Is it that the dragon group really discovered my existence and is going to drag me to human experiments?emmm, at least let me entrust these children before I die, okay, I will never run away, really... If you can, can you give me a dozen beers? It's enough for me to drink a dozen beers, not more, really not more..."

At this time, Liu Yanli was still looking around suspiciously, her eyes were fluttering, and she looked like she was going to run away at any time.

Li Yun couldn't help but want to complain about how this character who wrote everything on his face lived for so long, shouldn't it be purely by luck, this is not scientific.

"Alas, it's hard to listen to her explanations like this, so it's better to prove them directly. Li Yun shook his head, turned around and gave Bai Shen a gesture, and said, "Show her... We exist. ”

The handsome silver-haired guy smiled coldly and put on an extremely exaggerated pose, surrounded by strong winds and thunder and lightning.

Bai Shen directly turned into a white light, the three-pointed and two-edged knife appeared, surrounded by thunder and lightning, and there was no wind to rise-

The majestic long blade was thrown into Li Yun's hand, the three eyes on his forehead exuded a terrifying light, and the law behind him was presented in front of him, these things, Liu Yanli saw them clearly.

The dazed Liu Yanli looked at this scene, and the beer can in her hand couldn't help but slide to the ground, looking at the scene in front of her stupidly.

"Then you will understand, you will understand the purpose of our waiting, you... Not alone. Li Yun tried his best to suppress his expression, pretending to be very cold, and striving to achieve the greatest effect, Xiao Su Li also jumped out, pretending to be majestic next to Li Yun, the little tail fluttered with the wind, and the one blown by the wind was called comfortable.

Three-eyed Taoist, holding a three-pointed knife, Li Yun felt that he should be so handsome that he couldn't breathe now, especially the Faxiang behind him, in the original temperament of being like an immortal, he also had the temperament of being a god of war, which reflected each other, and he knew at a glance that it was not an ordinary stand-in.

Li Yun thought that if he was afraid to do this, this merman girl would also understand, and waved the three-pointed knife twice decently.

Soon, Liu Yanli dropped all the wine bottles and cans in her hand, and after being stunned for a moment, she knelt on the ground in a 360-degree spiral.

"Sleep... I didn't expect that there really were gods in this world! It's not an illusion caused by the impact of air!"

"Daxian, please accept the little girl's worship, I'll kneel!"

I was most afraid of the air, and suddenly it was quiet again...

It's quiet, it's quiet...

......

......

Li Yun's expression was a little strange, and he looked at this merman girl and said.

"Poor road... Did you hear it wrong... What did you just call me?"

Nima's original legend is not a lie, it's so powerful, it's so powerful, am I witnessing history? I have witnessed the so-called Huaxia world, the gods... Monsters, ghosts..."Liu Yanli looked at Li Yun with burning eyes, then looked at Hanxiang next to him and said: "It seems that you are the ghost servant of this great immortal or something, I know, I have often seen it in it, the kind that you will cut people when the master orders you... Awesome my brother. ”

This Liu Yanli became more and more strange the more she talked, Hanxiang was speechless, and in the end, Li Yun first let Bai Shen change back into human form, and let this nagging Liu Yanli stop first...

After seeing Li Yun, the 'immortal', Liu Yanli was also a lot more well-behaved, she was no longer afraid, she didn't foam at the mouth, and she didn't shout to drink the last dozen beers, but looked at Li Yun with bright eyes.

"This mermaid miss, the poor road is not a fairy, if you want to say it, it is just an ordinary person who has some small paths, and this is not a ghost servant, but a mountain spirit on the mountain where the poor road lives, which can also be said to be a mountain spirit. Li Yun finally glanced at Bai Shen and said, "This indescribable thing is a table mat for eating. ”

"Wait, why is it only my introduction so lo... lo wears the center of the earth at all. Bai Shen said in astonishment.

In the end, Liu Yanli looked at the person in front of her and was skeptical, first took care of her worldview, and finally said: "That is to say... Immortals who haven't become immortals yet, well... Anyway, in my opinion, there is no difference.,It's all powerful.,Anyway, someone as powerful as Mao will come to my broken orphanage.,I don't have anything of value except chastity.。 ”

Li Yun really wants to say that everything except chastity is valuable...

"In fact, the poor road is incomprehensible, as an immortal mermaid is actually afraid of ghosts and monsters, logically speaking, the most unreasonable person is you, right, immortal for thousands of years. Li Yun was a little speechless, I could see it before, this merman girl is really afraid of ghosts, afraid from the bottom of her heart, there is no difference between half a dime and ordinary girls, the problem is that she is not an ordinary girl...

Liu Yanli thought for a moment and said as a matter of course.

"Daxian, how did you feel when you first saw a ghost? ”

"I was taken aback, and then I accepted the premise. Li Yun said disappreciatively.

"Well,It seems that your tolerance is quite strong.,The first time I accepted this setting, I wasn't afraid of peeing my pants.,After all, it's a man.,It's a shame that your ability to accept this aspect is strong.。 Liu Yanli said helplessly: "But I'm a girl, a girl, a girl, a delicate and weak girl, a young girl, as a girl who sees a ghost for the first time, is there any other option than being afraid? No, no, no, this is not scientific, okay. ”

Listening to Liu Yanli's explanation, the more Li Yun thought about it, the more wrong it became, his eyes narrowed, and he suddenly asked.

"This mermaid miss, do you know what Linghai is?"

"I knew the Aegean. ”

"So, do you know what a youkai is?"

"Monsters, the kind that is broadcast in the TV series? Now the replay of the sequel to Journey to the West is very popular, removing the ghost animal is much better than the modern spicy chicken slices, especially the plot, it's very good, the reincarnation of the Buddha is really too ghostly to fall in love..."

"So, what about the Ten Great Artifacts?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not too young to add some secondary two settings to myself... Is there really one?"

The air was quiet again, and even Bai Shen's expression when he looked at Liu Yanli was shocked and puzzled.

This...

The mermaid doesn't know anything!

Li Yun finally looked at Liu Yanli with the corners of his mouth twitching and said.

"So Miss Shark, do you know what a Shark is?"

"People who can breathe in water have a long lifespan, and when they hang up, they will become foamy. Liu Yanli looked at Li Yun with strange eyes and said, "Aren't you cattle, why don't you know these common senses." ”

Li Yun: "......"

"Since you know the merman, why don't you know the Spirit Sea, the Ten Artifacts, or the Demon, you yourself should be an anomalous creature that is different from humans. Li Yun said with a shocked face.

"Shark people, isn't it just a species that is different from humans, and they have lived a long time, so they should be regarded as precious things, after all, I haven't met my fellow people again, and maybe I'm left alone. Liu Yanli paused, looked at Li Yun and said proudly: "Don't look at me like this, I'm a college student who graduated from Beijing Normal University, and I had a photo with Cai Yuanpei at that time." ”

After speaking, Liu Yanli also took out a photo from the box on the table, on which is a photo of Liu Yanli and a bunch of people, black and white, full of a sense of the times, and on the top is Liu Yanli, who is not much different from now.

A solid cheongsam, long hair like water tied together, a warm and moist like water like beautiful jade is highlighted in the photo, Li Yun looks at the current Liu Yanli, the whole is a sloppy drunkard, wearing a small vest and jeans, and likes to yawn when he talks...

"No, it's not called Jingshi University now, it's called Tianjing University..."Li Yun complained silently.

Now that Li Yun knows, this Liu Yanli doesn't know anything about cultivation, including the fact that he has a Kongtong seal on his chest...

I feel that my race of mermaids is only slightly different from the lifespan of ordinary people...

...

Liu Yanli made three cups of tea for Li Yun and Hanxiang Bai Shen, looking at the two cups of tea in front of them, Bai Shen and Hanxiang looked at Li Yun silently, and their eyes seemed to say [This tea brewing level is the same as you].

"I'm sorry, I only have tea residues here to entertain Daxian, after all, we are still quite poor here..."Liu Yanli yawned and said.

"Thank you, coarse tea is enough. Li Yun took a sip of tea leaves and said with a smile: "Miss Liu Yanli, it is also a skill to be able to live for 800 years without being discovered by the authorities. ”

"Where, where, some small skills, as long as they don't wave, don't appear casually in the big city, don't leave a record of their life, don't stay in one place for a long time, no one will notice it in the small town, they don't care where there is a great beauty who lives forever. Liu Yanli finally praised herself shamelessly.

Li Yun can only say that this Liu Yanli is probably a beauty if she doesn't open her mouth...

"I didn't expect that there are really supernatural things in this world, which really subverts my outlook on life..."Liu Yanli continued to sigh.

Your own existence is very subversive of the outlook on life, okay, 800-year-old big sister...

At this time, when Li Yun was still about to ask something, he suddenly felt someone rushing in, and after sensing the person, he smiled.

Bang Bang –

The door was opened, and a bunch of children with brooms rushed in.

"Teacher, is there a bad person! Don't be afraid, your brother Chun protects you..."