"Let's hurry up and tease the Reservoir Dogs!"

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Su Zhimo's three daughters couldn't cry or laugh, is it really good to have a master who has been invited by the villagers in a dignified manner? The three daughters sat in place and didn't move, and didn't go to join in the fun.

After Chen Yu'er came to Lu Sanfa's side, she condescendingly looked at Lu Sanfa who was squatting on the ground in pain and asked, "How is it? Now you are still in front of your aunt and grandmother? My aunt and grandmother deliberately asked my master to come and beat you! Hmph!"

Lu Sanfa suddenly realized, and really pretended to be struck by lightning! Hurriedly subdued and said: "Sister Yu'er, you are really my aunt, I don't dare to come to you anymore!"

Chen Yu'er showed a satisfied smile, and then asked, "Now I know why I, Chen Yu'er, don't worship you as a teacher, but worship this handsome and handsome young man as a teacher?"

Lu Sanfa nodded hurriedly: "I know, I know." ”

"Now you finally know how powerful my master is, right? Do you dare to say that he is a junior who cultivates the fifth layer of qi?"

Lu San said in his heart that your master is the real pretending to be a madman, obviously he is a master in the foundation building period, what kind of junior who pretends to be a fifth-layer Qi practitioner? Show your true skills early, as for me to pretend to be like this, and then be beaten by you?

The master of the foundation building period, he didn't even have time to kneel and lick three times! It's just that he is just surprised, this kid is obviously only sixteen or seventeen years old, how can he cultivate so fast? It is already the foundation building period? He has been cultivating for 20 years, and he is still in the Qi cultivation period!

Hurriedly flattered Zhongling and said: "Grandma, you master is a cow!

Chen Yu'er was very satisfied, and said hypocritically: "Hmph, count you as acquaintances, otherwise I want my master to beat you again!"

Lu Sanfa was taken aback, and hurriedly said good words: "Auntie, I can't help it, I can't help it, I have something to say, I have something to say." If we can sit and talk, don't stand and talk. Brother, aunt, you two hurry up and take a seat, hurry up and take a seat. ”

After Lu Sanfa finished speaking, he hurriedly stood up and moved stools for Zhongling and Chen Yu'er diligently.

Zhong Ling and Chen Yuer sat down on the chair under Lu Sanfa's greeting. Zhongling's sitting posture is very indecent, his whole back is lying on the chair, and then his feet are still holding a big second horse leg, that posture is simply your second uncle.

After Lu Sanfa settled the two Zhongling and Chen Yu'er and sat down, he continued to kneel and lick the two of them and said, "Auntie, I, Lu someone, really envy you for worshipping a master who hangs the sky!"

At this time, Lu Sanfa's two apprentices rushed up, seeing that the master was beaten so badly, they were angry in their hearts, and one of the masters who looked at them asked: "Master, you were hit by him with two big ears, and your face was swollen, so forget it?"

Lu Sanfa was angry in his heart, and scolded in his heart: "You two are blind, not only are your faces swollen, and even your eggs are almost broken!!" Reluctantly squeezed out a smile, and said calmly: "Disciples, forget it, forget it, it's not easy for everyone to come out and walk the rivers and lakes, it's better to fight than to be harmonious, everyone coexists peacefully, and makes money in harmony." ”

Another apprentice was unconvinced and said, "But Master, you have been beaten into such a ghostly appearance, and the two of us have no face!"

At this time, Lu Sanfa was really pitiful, his whole head was pitch black, not to mention, his hair was also blown into a bird's nest, and his roots were erected. What's more, the two slaps on the left and the right before made his already fat face even more swollen, and he became a pig's head.

Lu Sanfa is about to collapse, who is the one who has no face? My fork, what kind of ghost apprentice am I taking here? Are you two comics? Can't you understand the situation? Is it time to come out stronger?

Can your master make people so cowardly? I'm still afraid of killing them? But the problem is that you can't do it? You two are not honest, you also want to be beaten, right?

Lu Sanfa hurriedly ignored his two brain-dead apprentices, and planned to continue kneeling and licking Zhongling.

As a result, at this time, an apprentice stood up, rushed to Zhong Ling, and faced almost the whole person who was about to lie on the chair, holding Erlang's legs like your second uncle, Zhong Ling, put his hands on his waist, and said: "Hmph, no matter how big the world is, it is no more than a rational word! You beat my master into a pig's head, so that his mother doesn't know him anymore, I, as an apprentice, want to reason with you!!"

Lu San's heart was dripping blood, why was I fucking blind at the time, and I fell in love with you, a second force, and took you as an apprentice? A slap was on the back of his head, "Die!" Directly knocked this brain-dead apprentice away.

Things have developed so far, and the village chief, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, couldn't help but stand up and ask curiously: "Two Taoist chiefs, who is the main one of you now?"

Zhong Ling grabbed the foot of the second horse's leg, and couldn't help shaking up and down, with his long hair, he was full of a second-rate image. He pointed at Lu Sanfa with a hippie smile and said, "Brother Sanfa, then you can tell me, now the two of us are you the main player, or I will be the main player?"

Lu Sanfa has been scared by Zhong Ling, how can there be a main player's shelf? Hurriedly smiled: "Of course Master Zhong, you are the main player, and I, Lu Sanfa, will help you fight." ”

Zhong Ling was very satisfied with this answer, and then said loudly like an announcement: "Then everyone heard, from now on, this Xiaodao is the main master, and this Lu Sanfa will give me a hand." "In that way, it is a mountain king who occupies the top of the mountain and succeeds.

All the surrounding villagers were speechless for a while, which of these two Taoist priests were playing? It was just child's play! The master who had spent a lot of money could not beat a little Taoist priest. And the little Taoist priest is also angry, like a little god stick, not like a serious Taoist priest. Looks like both are bastards!

Everyone's mood plummeted, and they were afraid that this time the operation to eliminate zombies would fail again.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion on the edge of the banquet.

Everyone looked in the direction of the commotion, only to see a villager covered in blood, stumbling to the center where everyone was, and then went straight to the village chief, crying in panic: "The village chief is not good, Li Xueqin's corpse poison suddenly attacked, I was accidentally bitten by her, I won't also be poisoned by the corpse and become a zombie, right?" Village elder, you must save me!"

"Ahh???h

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately caused a lot of uproar, and caused a huge shock in the hearts of these villagers who heard the news. This corpse disaster is related to the lives of all the villagers, how can you not care? Whether it is these Taoist priests invited or today's banquet, the purpose is to destroy the zombies!

Li Xueqin is the only person in the village who has been confirmed to have been poisoned by the corpse, but has not completely transformed the corpse. The rest of the people who have been poisoned by the corpses have all been completely transformed, either running away with the zombie army, or have been dealt with by the villagers with soil methods.

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(To be continued.) (To be continued.) )