Chapter 595 Selling Second-hand Underwear?
After the policeman in front of him finished speaking, another policeman also remembered something, so he said with a smile, "I suddenly remembered that when I used to drive to deliver things to a prison in the suburbs, the key was locked in the car. Calling the lock-picking company, people think the place is too far away. I was worried, but the prison guard on the other side heard it and said, 'Maybe there is nothing else, but the lock can be opened, and we have a lot of good skills here, whether there is a key or not, we can give you a lot of it.' ”
Fang Cheng listened to the words of the two policemen, and said to the thief who was picking the lock, "You said that you all have such great skills, and you can live well if you get a lock-picking stall, you have to steal things." ”
As soon as Fang Cheng finished speaking, the thief opened the door of the reception room, then turned around and said, "It's impossible to work part-time... ”
"Shut your mouth. When Fang Cheng heard this kid say this, his head was big, and he quickly asked the policeman next to him to take him back.
A few people entered the reception room, Fang Cheng asked the people of the property to find a place to sit outside first, and then he sat opposite the hostess of the teddy dog with a bag full of everyone's mobile phones and law enforcement instruments, and said softly, "The reason why I called you here is because a student from a school called the police to say that his underwear was lost, and now these underwear have been found in your house, so we need to ask." ”
The reason why Fang Cheng did not interrogate the hostess of the teddy dog with a knife in the interrogation room was really because this case involved a bit of fantasy.
The underwear was stolen by dogs, yes.
But the current law in my country does not stipulate how to judge a dog for stealing something?
So you can only ask why the dog stole the thing, figure out the reason, and then decide how to end the case.
"Comrade policeman, you have also seen that my dog had a special change a while ago, so I don't know why he stole things. ”
The woman said, pointing at Fang Ze and Kikyo, "These two also injured my dog." ”
"Ahem. Fang Ze saw that the dog owner was targeting him, so he hurriedly said, "We are from the Demon Management Bureau, and we received a report that there are canine creatures in the vicinity that have become demons, so we came over to carry out emergency purification of the canine creatures that have become demons." Now that we've done it, it's time for you to explain why your dog would steal someone else's underwear. ”
"You say my dog is a sperm, so how do I know why he would steal other people's underwear? "The hostess looked innocent.
"Although the dog has become a sperm, the dog's IQ will not improve much. So if there is no reason for the past, we think it may be that you tricked your dog into doing it. ”
"Ahem. Fang Cheng is a precious policeman in the end, hearing Fang Ze say this, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said to the dog owner, "The monster matter is under the control of their demon management bureau, and what we have to deal with now is the theft of underwear." The underwear is now found in your home, and if you can't explain why your dog stole the underwear, then you may end up in the matter. ”
"I really don't know. The dog owner still expressed his innocence.
But at this time, Fang Ze had already turned on Athena's vision, and after the dog owner finished speaking, Fang Ze immediately said, "You are lying. ”
"Why do you say me? When the dog owner heard Fang Ze say this, he was about to argue, and then he saw that Fang Ze had turned his eyes like gold because he had turned Athena's vision to the maximum.
"Okay. The woman didn't dare to say anything more in an instant.
She felt as if she had crossed over for the past few days.
First, his own teddy suddenly had a few more weird abilities, and then the police came to the door and used bows, arrows, thunderbolts, and light balls to catch dogs.
To be honest, if she hadn't called several friends and family to make sure, she would have thought she was on a parallel earth.
"I sell stockings, underwear and underwear, and I used to say that these things can be replaced with dog food because Teddy sometimes tears the stockings I sell, so I told him that these things can be replaced with dog food, and I don't have to worry about wearing them, so that they don't tear them up. ”
"Wait. Fang Cheng heard the wrong factor in his words, so he asked the woman, "You sell underwear, underwear and stockings, why are you not in a hurry to tell it to wear?" Moreover, if you say this to it, it should run to the store to steal it, how can it go to the girls' dormitory to steal it." ”
"I'm not selling new underwear, I'm selling the worn kind. The woman turned her head away in embarrassment.
"How do you sell the worn ones, second-hand?" said a policeman who was quite old and didn't understand the dog's owner's words.
"Uncle Liu, it's not second-hand, it's original. Fang Cheng kindly explained.
"Oh, isn't it the same thing as Brazilian cigars rubbing on girls' thighs. The underwear she sells has to be worn by herself, and she will sell it to other girls if there is no problem. ”
"Pretty much. "The people present did not understand well to explain, and those who did not understand did not continue to ask. That's how the problem passes.
And now, everyone has finally sorted out all the truth.
Before this dog became a demon, he was taught by the hostess not to destroy the stockings, this can be replaced with dog food.
So after becoming a demon, this teddy simply thought that as long as he got enough, the underwear worn by the woman could be exchanged for a lot of dog food.
So he went out at night, stole the underwear of seven people, and then brought all the clothes home.
As a result, the hostess woke up the next day and was stunned when she saw so many strangers' underwear.
She didn't dare to sell it, so she could only put it in the storage box and prepare to throw it away sometime.
"How do you report this case? "The truth has been found out, but Fang Cheng has a big head.
If you really want to write this matter truthfully, I'm afraid that the outside world will think that the police officers in the police station have hysteria collectively.
"It has nothing to do with me. Fang Ze gloated on the side, "But after a while, the people from Guoan came, and you let the people from Guoan make this case a secret, no." ”
"That's just as well. Fang Cheng said as he looked at Fang Ze, "Anyway, your kid has really joined the Demon Control Bureau, and our country really has such a department." ”
"Of course, there is really this department, and there are five insurances and one housing fund. Fang Ze said stinkily, "I was in the imperial capital at the time, and I was about to go to an internship, but when the director of the Demon Management Bureau saw me, he said that I was a peerless genius who only had one in five thousand years, what kind of combination of the Holy Body, Dao and Divine Body, the genius of the heavens, and he would be invincible in this world." So he knelt down and begged me that as long as I joined the Demon Authority, he would pass me the position of director. So I had no choice but to join. ”
"Your kid's surname is Fang, and his surname is not Long, his name is Long Aotian, tell me well!"
PS: There is one more chapter.