At this time, a large number of new players who entered the pit during the Spring Festival also grew to level 30 or above, and then, the strengthened pit opened its bloody mouth.

As a result, many new players cried......

Southwest Region Line 15 Grand Forest......

An old bird received a private message from a rookie newcomer, and the conversation was as follows......

Happy Bird: Big brother, are you there?

Juggernaut is lonely: Yes!

Happy Bird: Big brother, where can I strengthen it?

Juggernaut is lonely: Norton! Click on it and put your weapon in, and then you can add an attack!

Happy Bird: That's amazing, thank you, big brother!

Juggernaut is lonely: you're welcome!

A minute later, the news came again......

Happy Bird: Big brother, why is my gear gone?

Juggernaut is lonely: Oh, that's a reinforcement failure, just a few more times!

Happy Bird: Thank you, big brother, you're such a nice guy!

……

Then, Happy Bird tossed all of his equipment to Norton one by one, and got a large pile of colorless little crystals......

A few months later, when I was in the third grade of elementary school, I learned more kanji and learned that Norton dismantled equipment, not strengthened it.

So he made up his mind that he must study hard in the future and never be deceived again......

Many years later, with his unyielding drive, he was finally admitted to the Lanxiang excavator major with excellent results......

Around the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, countless student parties took the accumulated equipment and gold coins to challenge the strengthening master Kelly.

Then, on every line, there were people crying, and on every line, there were people scolding......

"I'm Cao, my New Year's money......"

"It's too pit, it's strengthened 100 times, the money is spent, and the equipment has not been upgraded or lowered by ......"

"I'm not convinced, network administrator, give me another 100 yuan!"

……

Because of the drop, strengthening, Spring Festival set and other reasons, when DNF became more popular, all kinds of jokes were also emerging, and the jokes of migrant workers in "Awkward Dance" at that time, after being revised by the cattle people, became popular all over the country again, and even went on Weibo hot search.

Some excerpts are as follows:

I am the king of the second dog, and the name is two dogs instead of one dog, that is because my nickname is a dog.

My dad said that one dog plus one dog is equal to two dogs, so I call Wang Ergou.

After graduating from primary school, I worked as a plasterer on a construction site in a big city, without any bad habits, diligent and thrifty, hard-working, and combining the advantages of all men!

Of course, a perfect man like me also has a little flaw, and I don't have any other hobbies in my life, I just like to play DNF.

It's a pity, the game DNF is now a rich man's world, but it doesn't matter.

Born not to admit defeat, I can completely set my eyes on every new district that has just opened!

Today, District 9 of the Northwest is officially open, and this is my chance!

At twelve o'clock that night, I sneaked out of the shed, braved the pouring rain and ran all the way to the mythical Internet café across the street, and pulled out six one-dollar coins from the small pocket of my underpants that my mother sewed for me.

Learning from the non-mainstream eyes of those city babies, he stood with his legs crossed, leaned on the bar, looked at the network manager with his eyes slanted at 45 degrees, and roared loudly:

"I'll stay up all night!"

I slapped the coin with my special body smell on the bar!

The network administrator glanced at me, probably impressed by my domineering appearance and momentum, hurriedly collected the money, and then asked me to choose a seat by myself.

Look, I said a long time ago, he must have been impressed by my domineering appearance and momentum, at this moment I have a little regret in my heart, I knew this, I should have stolen the yellow wig of Li Daniu and his wife at the construction site when I came, but it doesn't matter, who let me bring my domineering appearance,

I looked at the empty machine, smiled with satisfaction, and asked the webmaster: Are there any free drinks?

The network manager respectfully pointed to the toilet next to him and said: Yes, the tap water pipe is enough!

I nodded with satisfaction again, went to the toilet and drank tap water for about 1 cent, found a seat near the air conditioner, and turned on the machine while thinking about what kind of domineering character name to make!

Anyway, this famous person is so angry that he swallows mountains and rivers, and after a quick round of brain, a name that is very in line with my temperament was born!

"Money is toilet paper"!

While drinking the tap water from the toilet, I wondered how I could find a wife to spend tonight's rainy night with me in the shortest possible time!

But after thinking about it for a while, I found that it's really hard to mix without spending some money!

With my enthusiasm for DNF, I gritted my teeth and endured the pain to charge 4Q coins in the Internet café, and of course, I had to put on a 45-degree melancholy expression in front of the network administrator!

After charging, I bought two horns and immediately roared in yellow letters:

[I am looking for a wife, I want to be beautiful, have a video, and have a good figure. If you are not sincere, do not disturb, thank you...]

After sending it twice in a row, no one applied for TMD, so angry that my nosebleeds flowed down, and my heart said MMP, as the saying goes, I can't bear the child can't trap the wolf, and the daughter-in-law can't trap the pervert, Lao Tzu will be out tonight, isn't it money!

So I endured the heartache, took out another week's living expenses, came to the bar with trepidation, and handed it to the network administrator with great reluctance but righteousness!

"Rush another 50 yuan of Q coins!!"

I swear that when I shouted this, at least nine-tenths of the people in the Internet café looked at me, and more than half of the nine-tenths of them showed shocked and envious expressions.

The network administrator's attitude towards me is better, and he helps me fill it up with a smile, but it's a pity that he is a man, otherwise I am really afraid that he will stick to me, after all, I am a man like the wind......

My heart is actually bleeding with a blank face...

When the Q coins arrived, I threw out the speakers one after another, and rows of yellow characters rose and swiped the screen in the game:

Money is toilet paper: I'm looking for a wife, I want to be beautiful, there is a video, I have a good figure, no one I continue to shout, thank you......

Money is toilet paper: I'm looking for a wife, I want to be beautiful, there is a video, I have a good figure, no one I continue to shout, thank you......

Money is toilet paper: I'm looking for a wife, I want to be beautiful, there is a video, I have a good figure, no one I continue to shout, thank you......

Money is toilet paper: I'm looking for a wife, I want to be beautiful, there is a video, I have a good figure, no one I continue to shout, thank you......

……

More than a dozen horns shouted out, and my mailbox exploded!

When I opened it, there were at least 20 women who were secreting me, and they almost didn't get me stuck!

So I chose a more cute name from among them and asked her to add me Q!

After adding it, without saying a word, I played the video first.

After seeing the other party's video, I was overjoyed and excited!

"Wow, it's so beautiful! Be my wife!"

The beautiful woman agreed without even thinking about it!

"Okay, husband, let's go into the game and talk, okay?"

I said in my heart, as a man, I am always afraid of being cuckolded by accident, but now it is different, as long as you have money, you can always get it easily by soaking women, and it is not difficult, it is good to be a man.

But think about it again, it's not easy for the fuck to come to me, and in order to soak this girl, I squandered a week's living expenses.

But seeing the beautiful woman's adoring look on me gave me an infinite sense of satisfaction. The heart said to beg him, first live a comfortable day, tomorrow is a big deal to let Wang Da Niu's wife take advantage of her and rub her food!

The beauty asked why I couldn't see me in the video, I said don't mention it, the camera in the presidential suite of the hotel where I live now turned out to be broken, and I also gave them 500,000 yuan to order for a month, and let them repair it tomorrow, otherwise I won't tip!

The beauty was surprised and said:

"Wow, husband, you're so rich, how do you play if your computer is broken?"

I smiled and waved my hand and said:

"Just made a phone call, and the computer city sent me another of the best, only more than 10,000 yuan, hey, these days, the computer is cheap. It's a pity I forgot to ask him to bring me a camera, so you didn't see me. ”

I guess the beautiful woman was fascinated by me at this time, and then she asked me again:

"Husband, what kind of work do you do, do you live alone?"

I said in my heart that there was a play, so I replied quickly.

"Yes, my parents are abroad, opened more than a dozen listed companies, they let me graduate from college and go directly to become a general manager, but I feel that I have to rely on myself to do things, now I have set a small goal for myself, first earn him 100 million!

Right now, I live in an eight-bedroom, three-hall villa with my nanny, but I don't like it here. I usually have to walk for five minutes to eat and go to the bathroom, so I stay in the hotel across the street from my house every day. ”

The beautiful woman sent me several dizzy expressions in a row, and I couldn't help but feel proud.

At this time, the two major guilds of DNF quarreled for some reason, and they used yellow characters to scold each other in the world, and the language was extremely vulgar, I really couldn't stand it, in order to show myself well in front of beautiful women!

I scolded on the world channel with the loudspeaker that I didn't run out of just now:

"What are you arguing about? A group of peasants affect Lao Tzu to pick up girls. ”

"What are you arguing about? A group of peasants affect Lao Tzu to pick up girls. ”

"What are you arguing about? A group of peasants affect Lao Tzu to pick up girls. ”

However, just after scolding, my heart still hurts, and a message is 2 yuan.

I thought that those people would collectively scold me, but they were all dumbfounded, I was stunned, and I said in my heart that I was probably frightened by my name and the speed of the horn just now, right?

Secretly proud in my heart, the beautiful woman sent me a message!

"Husband, you are so powerful, they are the two best guilds in DNF. ”

I was proudly typing back to the message, and the sky didn't follow people's wishes, and a boss-level figure immediately swiped out ten horns and said in yellow letters:

"Money is toilet paper, labor is farmers, and there is a kind of labor and management horn that you pick up. ”

At that time, I was very embarrassed, and I said in my heart that it was good now, but I still wanted to save face and said to the beauty:

"Wife, you wait for me, I'll go and charge tens of thousands of dollars of Q coins immediately, Lao Tzu will kill him tonight. ”

Sure enough, I bet on it right again, and the beauty said very understandingly:

"Husband, don't be like them, you might as well buy me equipment with the money you pay for the horn, the money should be used worthwhile. ”

Since she gave me a step, of course I had to step on it, and I immediately expressed my embarrassment, and only replied to her after about 5.2445 seconds.

"Well, I listen to my wife, the hotel network speed is not very good now, and when I go home tomorrow morning, I will charge you 10,000 Q coins first, level up first, and the equipment will be sold later." ”

The beauty was so moved that her snot and saliva flowed, and she hated to hug me and kiss me.

"Husband, do you have a girlfriend in reality?"

I snickered in my heart, it seems that this chick is eyeing me, but, to tell the truth, I am a plasterer, how can I have a girlfriend, but his wife always secretly takes advantage of me!

So I said to her:

"Wife, in fact, I have a lot of girlfriends, but there has never been a feeling, they all pester me, no way, I gave each of them a Cadillac, they promised not to pester me anymore, hey, why is it so difficult to find someone you really like?

But after I met you, I suddenly realized that you were the person I was looking for. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the tap water on the table had been drunk, so he shouted at the bar:

"Network manager! ”

The webmaster was dozing off and was woken up and muttered:

"Go to the toilet and pick it up yourself!"

Damn, I secretly scolded the waiter's attitude over the years, and it was getting worse and worse, and sure enough, they all like money, but now they don't charge money, and even the network management doesn't bird me!

The beautiful woman has been fascinated by me unconscious, looking at me stupidly, I said to her!

"Wife, you wait for me, I'll call the garage security, just now my newly bought Rolls-Royce Phantom alarm went off, I asked what's going on. ”

After that, I picked up the cup and walked in the direction of the toilet...

Before I knew it, the sky was already numb, and the webmaster paced to my side and said meaningfully:

"Brother, your all-night time is coming soon, and there are still ten minutes left. ”

When the time to get off the plane came, I reluctantly said to the beauty:

"Wife, my mother just called me and said that she would send me 5 million pocket money back, I will go home and drive first, and I will have to go to the bank in a while, tell me your game account, and I will charge you when I am done!"

The beautiful woman sent a long list of letters, and the network administrator next to me asked me:

"Brother, do you need pen and paper?"

"Remember Mao, labor and management don't even remember their own account numbers! Okay, get off the plane. Let's go back and sleep first, and I'll have to lay bricks in the afternoon!"

After speaking, I got up in a chic manner, drank the tap water that I received from the toilet at the end, and then walked into the toilet, and then turned the water into urine and returned it to it, and by the way, I washed my face with the faucet, and suddenly secretly admired myself, and even saved the soap money.

Before leaving, he also put the half roll of toilet paper hanging in the toilet into his arms, although my brother is not short of money, but there is a shortage of toilet paper......

After this kind of joke was posted to DNF's major game forums and communities, all dead house players forwarded it radially, and the most amazing thing is that in the end, this joke was also translated into the language versions of various countries, and it became popular all over the world for a while.

After the start of the school year, DNF was updated for the first time, and after that, the magic box system was launched that everyone hated!

Magic Box! A piece of six one, directly right-click to open, you may open a dime worthless potion, or you may open thousands of pieces of equipment, pets, etc.

In short, this is a gamble on luck, but human nature often likes things that have something to do with gambling, so all people are crazy......