"I'm going to see how well it's written. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info "Feng Yao He held the A4 paper with "The Little Prince" written in one hand, and he was not polite at all, as if he was smoking straw paper, making wrinkles on it.

[In the nearby universe, there are several asteroids such as 325, 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, etc.] He started visiting these planets, looking for something to do there and to learn.

The first planet was inhabited by a king. The king wore a grand gown made of fur made of fuchsia and black flowers on a white background, and sat on a simple but majestic throne. ……]

"Don't talk about anything else, it's just that this is too spicy chicken from the beginning, what kind of asteroid, what fairy tale can't children understand?" Feng Yao made an unceremonious evaluation at the beginning.

Obviously, this is prejudice, Mark Twain said, principle is another name for prejudice, Feng Yao's principle is that Feng Tianming is the most powerful, so for other works except Feng Tianming, it is problematic

Especially this work of Han Gongzi is particularly problematic, in Feng Yao's opinion, even the name The Little Prince is wrong.

"How can the protagonist's name be called The Little Prince, and whoever has the surname must at least write it clearly, for example, the puppet is called Pinocchio, otherwise how can the children have a sense of substitution, and the writing is not as good as the first book. "That's right, it's called picking bones in eggs.

Feng Yao continued to look-

[…… When he saw the little prince, he cried out:

"Ah, here comes a subject. ”

The little prince pondered, "He has never seen me, how can he know me?"

How did he know that in the eyes of those kings, the world was very simple: all people were subjects.

The king was very proud, because he had become the king of someone at last, and he said to the little prince, "Come nearer, that I may see you well." ”

The little prince looked around and tried to find a place to sit, but the whole planet was filled with the king's magnificent white robe and black floral robe. He had to stand there, but he yawned because he was tired. ……]

This absurd plot made Feng Yao feel amused, he couldn't imagine what it was, the whole planet was covered by the king's leather robes.

How small is the planet?

Or how old is this king? Feng Yao thought it was too absurd anyway.

As you don't know, the smallest planet known to mankind is a neutron star in the Crab Nebula, which is only 20 kilometers in diameter, which is not as big as Vanke City.

"It's completely illogical, if it's really that small, the attraction generated is simply not enough for people to stand. Feng Yao muttered to himself, so it's really a huge bug.

There are two kinds of people in the world who are difficult to understand, one is to eat tofu brain and eat sweet, and the other is to use science to measure fairy tales.

A logical novel is not called a fairy tale novel, he is called a popular science novel.

Feng Yao looked disdainful, but the next conversation was very interesting, or rather, it was extremely impressive after watching it, the little prince accidentally yawned, and then there was such a conversation-

[……

The king said to him, "It is against propriety to yawn in the presence of a king." I forbid you to yawn. ”

The little prince said ashamedly, "I can't help it, I have come here after a long journey, and I haven't slept yet." ”

The king said, "Well, I command you to yawn." I haven't seen anyone yawn in years. Yawning is a novelty for me. Come on, yawn again! ”

"It makes me a little nervous...... I can't yawn......" said the little prince, blushing. ……]

"This ......," Feng Yao frowned.

In fact, according to the previous logic, he was also able to find faults, just like how could a king not have a name.

But at this moment, he didn't find fault with it, or he couldn't find fault with this conversation, especially since I forbade you to yawn, and I ordered you to yawn, these two commands are completely sarcastic of Chiguoguo.

There is no doubt that Feng Yao found a problem, "The Little Prince" is not written for children, this fairy tale is written for adults.

As if to prove Feng Yao's conjecture, the next conversation between the little prince and the king is even more thought-provoking, after the little prince disobeys the king's orders three times in a row.

The king was indeed annoyed, but instead of reprimanding, he gave another order.

[...... "Uh-huh!" The king replied, "Then I...... Commanding you to yawn and ......"

He muttered, looking a little annoyed.

Because the main thing that the king asks for is to keep his majesty respected. He could not tolerate not following his orders. He was an absolute monarch. However, he was very kind, and his orders were reasonable. ……]

"It's all very sensible? ”

Feng Yao couldn't help but participate in the plot of the article and commented, ordering people to yawn or forbidding yawning, this kind of order is rational?

And the unfinished command later, suddenly yawning, suddenly forbidden, what is this superfluous command that makes people brainless?

Feng Yao suddenly remembered something.

In the Blue Star ...... In fact, there are also on the earth, but before Han Shi crossed, many of them were canceled.

Many places across the country have implemented an annual examination system for social security qualifications.

I don't understand? To put it more simply, there is a system where you have to report "I'm not dead" every year.

You think it's a simple thing to prove that you're not dead? Just stand up and jump around the staff? There is no doubt that you did it, and it only proves that you are a zombie.

The first stop is to open a certificate from the social security center, the second step is to go to your own street to open a "certificate of not dead", and then go to the hospital to open a certificate, after all these are done, you can have a certificate to prove that you are not dead.

However, if proof of not being dead is ridiculous, then it hurts even more if you have to prove that you are yourself.

Aren't these things like those unreliable orders given by this king?

[……

He used to say: "If I turn a general into a seabird, and the general does not obey my orders, then it is not the general's fault, but my fault." ”

The little prince shyly and tentatively asked, "Can I sit down?"

"I command you to sit down. The king replied as he solemnly moved the placket of his white and black fur robe.

But the little prince felt very strange. With such a small planet, what does the king rule over?......]

Listening to the king's analogy seems to make sense, but Feng Yao can clearly feel that this truth is the so-called crooked reason.

The little prince was very curious, this king looked so powerful, there must be some great ability.

So the plot below is a logical inquiry, of course, Feng Yao's practice of picking bones in eggs has stopped...... (To be continued.) )