Li Yun is also a little painful, in the past, Xuan Daozi just pedaled a three-wheeler, and came here to touch the bones and tell fortunes and measure the bad luck - that is, to fool people, but he can also find something to eat, after all, Xuan Daozi is also an old Taoist image of a fairy wind and bones.

But Li Yun is different, some old Taoist robes, coupled with a green face, and shabby stalls, even people who are stupid and have a lot of money will not patronize him.

"This little brother, there are not many people who do this at a young age. ”

The little old man next to Li Yun also looked at him curiously, and at the same time showed off the banner of his [Mai Physiognomy Master], which also counted 50 marriages, 100 futures, and some miscellaneous algorithms in it.

It's really not a big deal.

Li Yun said a little speechlessly.

"This fellow Daoist has a wide range of businesses. ”

"Of course, people will only take you seriously if you pretend to be like that, otherwise, you won't even have a good appearance, and you still expect others to patronize you?"

Li Yun looked at the broken robe on his body again, and thought about it, if it were him, eighty percent would also choose this little old man to tell fortunes.

After all, people pretend to be the same thing.

Li Yun didn't have much to say, and in the face of this enthusiastic 'Taoist friend', he could only be perfunctory.

"Thank you for your advice. ”

"We are all peers, who is with whom, sometimes we are enemies when we walk together, but maybe we will help each other in the future, right? The little old man also smiled, and then continued to sell, and his voice was also very loud.

At this time, the little old man suddenly approached Li Yun, which also startled him.

"Young man, today I'm going to teach you how to identify a fat sheep... Look at it, those two people are definitely a fat sheep. ”

Li Yun followed the little old man's gaze and found that it was a man and a woman and two college students, two people holding hands, walking with each other, as if they were exuding the commotion of dog food all the time.

A standard college student couple.

"See, couples in love, exude the unique smell of adolescence, as if to let the whole world know that they are lying in the same bed. The little old man gently pushed his small glasses, and then continued: "Pay attention to the college boy, that dress is a brand-name product, and the mobile phone used is also the latest fruit mobile phone that has just been launched this year, and the family background must be good." ”

"Generally, this kind of fat sheep with a good family background, coupled with the IQ that drops in love, can be fooled in one sentence... You're on the lookout. ”

The little old man's lewd smile disappeared, replaced by a warm and warm smile, flicked his sleeves, and blocked the couple with a fairy-like appearance.

"Congratulations to the two, congratulations to the two, fate is determined, the moon is old, and the lovers will eventually become married, congratulations, congratulations. ”

Originally, this couple was full of vigilance when they saw the little old man jumping out, especially the man, looking at the little old man full of doubts, obviously not believing in fortune telling.

But if you don't believe it, you can't stand that women like to listen to good words!

"You say, you say~ Are we really fate?"

Compared with the man, this woman looks more lively and open, wearing a miniskirt and a small white vest, outlining her graceful figure to the fullest, and her eyebrows are charming and seductive.

Born beautiful, that's it.

After hearing that the woman was interested, the little old man also raised his voice, touched his beard, and said quietly.

"Of course, the fate of the two is determined, it is the marriage of the goddess and the son of heaven, no one can break up, in the future, you will be harmonious and beautiful, and live a stable life, if the two want to test the future marriage calamity, first come with the old man, and then count it for you. ”

The couple looked at each other, nodded to each other, and then followed the little old man.

Hooked!

The little old man looked at Li Yun's direction with some pride, and Li Yun was also speechless for a while.

Isn't this just a good thing, and the posture is up...

After coming to the stall, the little old man quietly revealed his signboard, and then the male college student next to him also knew it, and took out a fifty yuan bill from his thick wallet and said with a big grin.

"Come, calculate the marriage for the two of us, you said that our fate is determined, give me another actuarial calculation. ”

After receiving the fifty yuan bill, the little old man pretended to sigh, and then touched his goatee and said deeply.

"Let the old man calculate the two of you. Then the little old man began to do the math as if he were dancing with his fingers, and he really looked like a master.

The man, woman and couple also became serious, and their palms were stained with sweat.

The more he calculated, the more sweat stains appeared on the little old man's forehead, and at last his whole body began to tremble, as if a sheep had gone crazy.

After a long time, he slowly opened his eyes, and then sighed slightly.

"Master, how are we..."

Originally, he just came to buy peace and please his girlfriend.

At this time, the little old man sighed heavily.

"The two of you are indeed destined for marriage, but the small calamities before marriage continue, which may affect the future marriage, if it is not broken earlier, maybe this destiny will be broken!"

Marriage is broken!

This young man is nothing, but this girl is a little nervous, as if she doesn't want this marriage to be broken.

"What then, Master, can you help us?"

"Okay, depending on your sincerity, I will charge you two hundred, and I will try to reconnect your marriage line, but let me explain first, the bad luck that disturbs your marriage is too strong, and I can only disperse seventy percent, and it will be up to the two of you to do it yourself. The little old man said earnestly.

Two hundred?

The young man was speechless for a moment, and he vaguely understood that this was a Yangmou Immortal Jump.

What he wants is to bewitch his girlfriend.

However, even though the young man knew that the little old man was a liar, he saw the worried look of his little girlfriend, and his heart immediately softened.

Forget it, buy a peace of mind for two hundred, and you should be a girlfriend.

But before the money was lost, he saw Li Yun next to a tricycle not far away.

The young man saw the two talking before, so he knew that the two knew each other.

"This is your junior?"

"Sort of, a junior I know. ”

The little old man touched his goatee, and he felt that he was not wrong, fooling the juniors.

This young man also rolled his eyes, and then pulled his little girlfriend to Li Yun's side and said.

"Hey, how about you test it for me too?"