"It's not that I don't want to talk well. Fang's mother grabbed Fang Ze's hand and said, "Think about it, if a man doesn't mean anything special to you, how can he give you tens of millions of watches." ”

"There are also pure feelings between men!" Fang Ze said righteously.

"Isn't it as pure as the relationship between men and women? Fang's mother looked at Fang Ze, squinted her eyes and said with a wicked smile, "The year before last, when I asked about your relationship with Lin Xiaoxin, you said the same thing. ”

"Oh, Mother, Lin Xiaoxin and I are a pure relationship between men and women, don't speculate about the feelings between us. We can't be together. ”

Fang's mother said this sentence in a way that was like a stage actor's pronunciation, and the embarrassing lines and high-decibel voice immediately attracted the eyes of the other guests in the restaurant.

"Mom, can we, keep a low profile. Fang Ze looked at the eyes of the people around him, his head almost drooped under the table,

"Then tell me who gave you this watch. ”

"A friend, male, has been through a lot together. ”

"Occupation. ”

"President of an industrial group. ”

"Character. ”

"Arrogant, but nice. ”

"The template of a domineering president. Fang's mother touched her chin and said. Before Fang Ze could refute, she continued to ask. "Why did he give you a watch? ”

"Mainly I gave me a watch with a special function, so he gave me one in return. ”

"A token of love. ”

"Mom, can you please not put the template you saw on the romance on me?"

"The problem is that it really feels like it's worth it. Fang's mother held her cheeks with both hands, shaking her head and fantasizing, "You said that if the heroine in the Mary Sue template was replaced with Xiao Shou, would it be more popular." ”

"No, it's still too routine. Fang Ze thought for a while and replied seriously, "It would be better to replace the president with Xiao Shou, and the heroine with the general attack." ”

"A little more between the two of them, a taboo relationship that makes people feel stimulated by listening to it is even more perfect. ”

"How's that bro. Fang Ze said: "Set the relationship between the two as brothers." ”

"Considering the receptivity of the public, it can't be a brother. The more Fang's mother thought about it, the more excited she became. "Then set Xiao Shou as adopted. And to make the story seem more concise and easy to understand, it is also more tear-jerking. We can let this little victim play the role of a part-time part of the villain, so that he first appeared as a villain, and then was constantly defeated and influenced by his own brother. ”

"In the end, you can also arrange a plot where a small victim almost sacrifices in order to maintain justice and the general attack. ”

", I think this story will be on fire!"

"Nonsense. Fang Ze rolled his eyes and said, "If you change the general attack to Thor, and Xiaoshou to Loki, you will find that this story has become popular." ”

"Really. Fang's mother patted her forehead.

"It's all a routine, just to deceive you little girls. ”

"Hmph, no matter how routine the candy is, as long as it is sweet, it must be eaten. Fang's mother shook her feet and said, "You men are not the same, no matter how ugly a girl is, as long as her breasts, thighs and buttocks are cocked, and her face is covered, she can 。。。。。。 ”

"Don't drive in front of me. Fang Ze looked at his mother and said helplessly, "Besides, I'm Lolitacon, and I'm not good at that." ”

"Oh, I almost forgot you were with me. ”

"But, Mom, listen to what you mean, I've been stimulated lately. Who said you, my dad shouldn't have that guts. ”

"Senior brother in the chess courtyard. Fang's mother lowered her head and said embarrassedly.

"What chess academy?"

"Go Academy. Haven't you been bored lately, remembering that you had learned Go before, so I signed up for a Go academy to play. Who knew that because the level was too low, he was not only abused by other senior brothers in the chess academy in turn, but also ridiculed in various ways. ”

"Those senior brothers of yours must be very young. Fang Ze looked at Fang's mother and said, "They dare to laugh at you, it must be because they think that you are about the same age as them and can play together." ”

"Say it. Fang Ze sighed, knowing that his mother had gone to pretend to be tender and deceitful again, "When you reported to the Go Academy, how old did you be when you filled in your identity information. ”

"It's quite big. Fang's mother shook her feet unnaturally and said, Twenty-three. ”

"It's quite big, what a coincidence, I'm twenty-three this year. ”

"Smash. Fang's mother raised her voice and said, "Raise."

Shouldn't you be thinking about how to avenge your mother now?"

"The problem is that I don't know how to play Go. ”

"Hmph, I'm happy. ”

After the mother and son finished eating, they got up and went to the mall again, although Fang's mother did not lower her picky standards at all because they were about to waste most of the day, but the two finally bought clothes before dinner.

"I'll go over there and buy an ice cream, Mom, you wait for me. Fang Ze asked Fang's mother to stand on the side of the street, and he ran over to line up to buy ice cream.

After about ten minutes or so, when Fang Ze came back with ice cream, he found that there was a long and sunny guy beside Fang's mother, and a handsome young man of one meter and eight was talking to her.

"It was a real pleasure to talk to you. The handsome guy said to Fang's mother, "Can you leave a WeChat account, we can chat together when we have time in the future." ”

"No, I can't. Fang's mother decisively refused.

"Why?" The handsome guy was a little puzzled, he always felt that this conversation was still very successful.

At this time, Fang's mother turned around and beckoned to Fang Ze who was holding the ice cream, signaling him to hurry over.

Fang Ze saw Fang's mother's movements, so he had to trot all the way over.

Fang's mother took the ice cream in Fang Ze's hand with one hand, and passed through Fang Ze's arm with the other hand affectionately, and then tilted her head to look at this handsome guy.

"Sorry to interrupt. The handsome guy thought he had learned the truth, and immediately turned around and left.

"I'm curious what you'll do when you're accosted when you go out with my dad. Mother and son walked down the yellowed streets, eating ice cream and chatting.

"It's better to do it. Fang's mother replied as a matter of course, "It's just that your father is a little bald now, and when he walks hand in arm, half of them think it's father and daughter, and the other half think it's an arrangement." ”

"Poof. Fang Ze laughed after listening to Fang's mother's words, "My dad and you just got married and pulled you out to be considered a pervert, and later became an old cow eating tender grass, and now it's even worse." ”

"Isn't it too early for you to laugh? Fang's mother stood on tiptoe and reached out to tidy up Fang Ze's messy collar, and then said, "When you and Xiaoxin get married, it will become like this." ”