Chapter 329: Bo Cai
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Affected by the special geographical environment, more than 300 years ago, "Fuyu Town" was only a deserted village on the border of the "Southern Zhou Kingdom" of the Zhou clan, scattered with dozens of families of absconders who were traitors, as well as some homeless people who had suffered disasters and suffered poverty, a total of about 200 people, it was not worth sending troops to levy, and it was possible to be contaminated with strange poisons, which cost the people and money, and the effort was thankless.
However, an inexplicable "food rain" has reversed the situation, and the "dog ignore" deserted village has become a treasure land, and the "fairy food" that cannot be grown elsewhere can thrive in this area, so the forces of all parties quickly intervened, sending troops to send troops, sending generals to send generals, and quietly plugging people with small secret agents.
It was at that time that a "Hundred Battles Army" formed by three young people, Wu, Liang, and Zhao, began to emerge. After the three young people took over, they played the banner of "robbing the rich and helping the poor, saving the common people", and then fought everywhere and continued to grow until they completely defeated the Zhou clan and established a broader "Wu Xingguo".
It stands to reason that at this time, "Wu Xingguo" should logically take over the boundary of "Fuyu Town", but I don't know what the emperor and high-ranking officials thought at that time.
Some people say that it is because there are too many secret agents planted here, and all forces have henchmen, and if the imperial court wants to send troops and officials, it must pass through them first. What nonsense to justify, make a false complaint, frame the general with the troops, kill the dispatched officials, there are a lot of methods, and the means are endless, until the court takes back the fate, otherwise it will continue to make trouble.
Some people also say that it is because there are too many cultivators hidden here, and mortals dare not manage it at all, and they can't manage it. It has been proven several times that "immortal food" does not care about cultivators, but there are always some masters who do not give up and refuse to leave in this area, and there are even some casual cultivators who have no backing, so they simply settle down here, marry a wife and have children to continue their studies, hoping that one day they can overcome technical difficulties and cultivate a new "immortal food" that works for cultivators.
This situation is the most troublesome for the emperor, who is known as the "son of the Emperor of Heaven", because once he really sends troops to station and sends officials to manage, then everything here is within the scope of management, and it is okay to say, if he doesn't raise his head and open his eyes, he can mix up, and he can pretend to be confused, but if something happens, what should he do? Let the army or the government officials argue with the cultivators? Can the emperor still have a good night's sleep and sleep?
In addition to these two statements, there is also a rumor that this place is deliberately not subject to the management of the imperial court is the rule set by the founding emperor of "Wu Xingguo", the reason is unknown, and later generations have also made some speculation and speculation about this, for example, the self-made brother was originally a farmer here, because he got the "fairy grain" seed to establish the "Hundred Battles Army", so they can not manage, can only guard.
Of course, this is just a speculation, there is no basis, there is no evidence, and it cannot withstand the questioning of the bottom of the matter, even if there are really one or two rumors from the small road, it will not be put on the table at all, and it can only be used as an anecdote for the people to talk about and entertain when they have nothing to do.
"Fuyu Town" as a gathering place for the descendants of exiled bandits, the core of many forces, there is no army to guard it, there is no official management, and there are some hidden cultivators mixed in it, don't look at only three and a half decent streets, you can see the west at a glance from the east end, but in fact, it is very dire and chaotic!
There are many forces such as various associations, secret organizations, **** gangs, etc., and an inconspicuous bad old man in the household may be a "gold medal undercover agent" of a certain magnate, or a professional killer of a certain organization, or a cultivator in disguise, but it is not as plain as it seems, if you accidentally offend him, okay, go to bed at night and hold your head tightly, if you don't get it right, you will be miserable and separated from your body when the night is dark and the wind is high.
However, this is only a conclusion reached after learning the inside story, and if you only live in the town for a while, or if you only pass through here, you will come to a different conclusion, and you may think that this place is a model of the ancient version of "people's autonomous villages and towns" with extremely high quality of people and full development of democracy.
As the saying goes, "if you look like a god is separated, you will be at the mercy of a black hand." What does it mean that a town that does not even have a single official or a master has achieved a peaceful scene that is not left behind? It shows that this is either heaven or hell! And whether it is heaven or hell, there will definitely be "great gods" living there, and the difference is that the "great gods" of heaven are cleansed with spirit, while the "great gods" of hell are brutally killed.
The reason why Li Liang dared to pat his chest in front of Lu Dabao and guarantee that the "Lu's special dishes" would definitely sell at sky-high prices, and he tossed blindly in the "Cuihong Mansion" with great fanfare, which was precisely because of this.
Wow, whether it's a benevolent God or an ugly Satan, how many guys who can calm the scene are short of money to spend? As long as they release something weighty, are they afraid that they won't have money to buy it?
What's more, Li Liang has already asked the capable Tianma to investigate the intricate situations in the back of "Fuyu Town", eliminate the elements of chasing after the wind and shadows, and the remaining information is enough to make the right choice.
At sunset, the "Cuihong Building", which has been closed for half a month, slowly raised the red lantern. Two rows of young maids dressed in strange costumes, bewitching, and bare snow-white thighs, squeezed with deep ****, each holding a cloth sweet potato with a smiling face, twisting and pinching, scratching their heads and posing, lined up on both sides of the gate, and from time to time they would bow to the onlookers, so that everyone could see clearly the two pieces of fat that were about to pop out of their chests, which caused everyone to sigh for a while.
As for the sign that was originally placed outside the gate, it has long since been replaced by a larger billboard. There is a ******** beauty lying on it, and the important parts are covered by some embellished grains and vegetables, which is not clear at all, but it is painted vividly, as if it is a real person, which really makes the onlookers think about it, and there are even a few people with stronger firepower, who are ashamed to put up the tent.
In the lower right position of the billboard, there are several thick characters written "The waves are turbulent, the majestic wind is still there", and there are two lines of small characters below, the top is "Lu's Special Cuisine Style Tour Exhibition 29", and the bottom is "Pure natural, pollution-free, produced by Lu's Manor". In the lower right corner of the billboard, a sweet potato with a smiling face is depicted, similar to the puppets held by the two rows of maids outside the gate.
When night falls, under the illumination of various colored lights, the lying beauties on the billboard and the maids outside the gate are even more enchanting, and there are already some onlookers who can't hold on, gradually gathering at the gate of the "Cuihong Mansion", and occasionally the bold people secretly stretch out their black hands, or touch the snow-white thighs, or touch the towering buttocks, or pretend not to stand firmly, and go straight into their arms, causing everyone to laugh and scold.
At the time of the palm lamp, surrounded by more than ten beauties who were more exposed, more charming, more handsome, and hotter, Li Liang, Lu Dabao, Yang Damiang, Tianma, Nansheng, Silly Niuer, and the two newly recruited dart masters Guo Xiaotian and Zuo Rong made their debut.
Among them, Lu Dabao was wearing a gorgeous satin staff suit, shyly and trembling in the front. Behind him, Li Liang, who bowed slightly, was wearing a servant's short gown sewn by Furong herself, dressed quite energetically, but his behavior was relatively low-key.
Behind him on the right was followed by the excited Aunt Yang, dressed in a showy show, dressed in horror, heavy gouache crackling down with brisk steps, with her fat and short figure, ravine-ridden old face, and uncoordinated slapping silk handkerchief, not worse than the monsters and ghosts in horror movies, and even a few points stronger.
Behind Li Liang and Aunt Yang, followed by Nansheng, Tianma, Silly Niu'er, Guo Xiaotian and Zuo Rong in black suits. According to Li Liang's requirements, they must maintain a cold shape, that is, the kind of cool head that men look at and retreat, women see and drill into men's arms, and children see bitter and noisy peeing everywhere, but sandwiched between the "ghost-level" Aunt Yang and the "welcome girl" who has few pieces of cloth to cover her body, the buddies are really cold, so they can only hang their heads and follow, if there is a crack on the ground, they still want to drill it.
Behind them are twenty-two "welcome girls", stepping on modified high-heeled leather shoes, wearing "rabbit ears", wearing "revealing clothes" of different colors, bare two snow-white thighs and half of the buttocks, plus the fabric is not the kind of elastic that can be tightened, and the two pieces of fat that are half-exposed on the chest are swaying from side to side, and there are even a few because they have not mastered the rhythm, which led to the leakage of spring.
"Everyone, all the folks, folks, folks, fathers and elders......" Lu Dabao finally stopped in front of the billboard outside the gate under the embrace of the stars and the moon, then coughed a few times, and then began to speak. This set of procedures was taught to him by Li Liang, but it sounds very simple, but it is difficult to do, and the tongue does not know why it is not easy to use, it is always rolled, and it is impossible to say a smooth word!
"The owner, the owner, so many people are watching, don't stutter! Don't worry, speak slowly, think about it. Li Liang was timid when he saw Lu Dabao coming up, and he was very proud in his heart, but on the surface, he was very anxious to persuade him.
"Ah, okay, I, I know......" Lu Dabao is about to tremble into a ball, when has he experienced this formation after living for more than 20 years, say that he is not in a hurry, is it possible?
"Didn't I tell you, just treat them as cabbage, not people, you are talking to cabbage now, understand?" Li Liang gently helped Lu Dabao, stuffed a piece of paper into his hand, and persuaded him in a low voice.
"But they've been staring at me, and the cabbage in the field won't look at me like this!" Lu swallowed his saliva and whispered very aggrievedly.
"Just take a deep breath, inhale, exhale, inhale again, exhale again, come a few more times, and they will become cabbage." Li Liang glanced at the crowd of onlookers, and found that only a few of them focused their attention on the "welcome girls" behind them, most of them were staring at them, and they had a plan in their hearts.
"It's much better, but they haven't turned into cabbage!" Lu Dabao took a few deep breaths under Li Liang's inducement, and eased up a lot, but he still felt very nervous, and it was still a little difficult to speak.
"Damn, don't you just think of them as cabbages! Hurry up, there are several procedures below......" Although Li Liang was reprimanding Lu Dabao, his eyes had already been aimed at several important characters.
"Oh, okay, but, but I still think it's a bit difficult to talk smoothly!" Lu Dabao agreed absentmindedly and continued to say in a tangled manner.
"Read according to the manuscript, the manuscript is in your hand!" Li Liang didn't have time to grind his teeth with him, and when he saw that the heavyweights were almost on the same page, he pointed to the paper stuffed in Lu Dabao's hand and whispered.
"Ah, what is the draft?Good guy, there is still this baby?" Lu Dabao was stunned when he heard this, and slowly unfolded the paper that had just been stuffed over along the side of Li Liang's fingers, and took a closer look, it turned out that everything he was going to say had been written on it, and he couldn't help but say excitedly.
In the past year or so, Lu Dabao has gone from stealing to letting go of his self-esteem to learn with his son, and then to being forced to learn by Li Liang.
"That, folks, elders, ah! That, thank you for coming to attend the Lu's special cuisine tour exhibition held by my Lu family, ah! That, we have held the twenty-ninth show today, and we have also held it in some big cities before, and the response is quite big, ah! That, the reason why we hold one here is that I think the folk customs of our 'Fuyu Town' are simple......" Lu Dabao read it humming according to the speech text given to him by Li Liangsai, and added some "ah" and "that" during the period and other verbal words, but it makes nondescript speech look like that.
Li Liang listened to his speech, and his heart was both emotional and proud, and he felt that it was because he had nothing to do to have fun, and deliberately teased Lu Dabao, which was the only time and again that he had a "whole two sentences" drama, but he didn't want him to benefit from it, and it really came to the critical moment, buddy didn't drop the chain! Needless to say, half an apprentice, although he has not been a teacher, but has a bright future, dare to make two sentences in the hall under the public, and it is not far from the big flicker!
"Folks, just now our owner has already said, our 'Fuyu Town' folk customs are simple, is a treasure land, so we specially held this Lu's special cuisine style tour, I hope everyone can cheer up, to sit inside, we not only arranged a wonderful program, but also gifts to give each other. ”
"In addition, we have organized a 'lucky draw' activity, and the winner can not only spend a good night with our 'most beautiful vegetable beauty', but also get fifty taels of gold!" Li Liang saw that Lu Dabao had finished reading the manuscript, so he smiled lightly and said loudly.
"Really, fake, could there be such a good thing?"
"Did I hear me right? You can spend a good night with a beautiful woman and get fifty taels of gold?"
"What kind of thing is that? I've never heard of such a show before! And besides, this 'Emerald Red Mansion' should be a brothel, right?"
"Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief! I said, it's better to be careful!"
"Speaking of which, the 'Green Red Mansion' should be a brothel, right? Why did you start a touring exhibition? Hey, do you know what a traveling exhibition is?"
"I haven't heard of it, is it a new girl, and I'm going to choose an Oiran again? I look at those chicks in the back are good, I haven't seen them before!"
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Li Liang's words fell, and the sensational effect that should have occurred did not occur, but instead made the onlookers take a few steps back and make a noise noisily.
"Oh, why are you stunned, why don't you hurry up and sit down, the girls inside are much stronger than these outside!" Aunt Yang is a master of business, and when she saw the cold scene, she immediately shook the pink silk and greeted enthusiastically.
"Hehe, I said Aunt Yang, when did you enter the newcomers in the garden? Why don't you tell me?" Not to mention, under Aunt Yang's greeting, some regular customers immediately strode in. Subsequently, everyone rushed in and didn't look at Lu Dabao, Li Liang and the others at all.
"Damn, what the hell is this quality? I know that I picked up girls, and I didn't have a starter at all!" Li Liang saw that he had been busy for a long time, and in the end he just delayed his efforts blindly, not only stomped his feet, but also said angrily.
"Old, what are you doing, is this a failure at the beginning?" Lu Dabao watched everyone walk into the "Cuihong Mansion" vigorously, and occasionally a few of them would touch a few times when they passed by the "Rabbit Girl", and ignored a few of them, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said.
"Hey, it's not just a failure, it's a failure within a failure!" Li Liang sighed deeply and said depressedly. There's no way, the quality of the masses is too low, elegant things are not accepted at all, all the fucking girls went to Niu'er, and the opening ceremony that took the trouble to make out was not a failure?
"So, what should I do? I, I didn't even say the theme of tonight!" Lu Dabao looked at Li Liang with some panic and said.
"Well, we'll talk about it later. ”
"Isn't it time to put on a show in a while?
"If you don't have a chance to say it, you have to say it! Otherwise, those picks out of the cabbage will not be fucking picked for nothing!"
"What then?"
Hey, it's not that I don't give you a chance to make meritorious contributions, but after a while you put on a grass skirt made of cabbage and have a skirt dance, isn't that okay!"
"Bo, a hula made of Bona, a kala, what is that?"
"Well, it's just stringing up the cabbage one by one, and you, strip it naked around your waist, and then dance on the stage with the 'boom' that the chicks danced for you last night, hehe, it must be good. ”
"Ahh
"Hey, the owner, the owner! Damn, come on, the owner has fainted again!"