Chapter 340: Bamboo
Tall, fast-growing grass-like plants, spring shoots, woody stems with many knots, empty in the middle, and hard texture. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 InfoBamboo is an evergreen (a few bamboo species that lose their leaves in the dry season) shallow-rooted plants, which are highly demanding and very sensitive to hydrothermal conditions, and the hydrothermal distribution of the earth's surface governs the geographical distribution of bamboo. Southeast Asia is located in the tropics and south subtropics, and is affected by the collection of monsoons in the Pacific and Indian Oceans, with abundant rainfall and stable heat, which is an ideal ecological environment for bamboo growth and the center of bamboo distribution in the world. Bamboo is very versatile, from being used as a utensil, as well as building materials and paper.
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Li Liang suddenly changed, and the winter bamboo shoots also changed, there is content in this. Because, Dong Zhu was assigned by Jasmine to deliver porridge to Li Liang, who was sick and angry, and the two of them chatted and talked about it again and again, and the time was not very long, only half an hour, but the result was very complicated and mysterious.
Li Liang's house became indifferent and arrogant, said little, didn't need to look at anyone, looked at everyone coldly, and the originally harmonious family life, especially the "entertainment life" at night, suddenly became discordant, and the guy always shirked with his daughters-in-law on the grounds of cultivation, alchemy, and enlightenment.
For example, Li Liangna has the habit of climbing mountains and walking, and always likes to walk with his daughter-in-law and brother-in-law in his spare time, during which he talks, laughs and has picnics, but now, he always goes out alone.
For another example, Li Liang has a hobby of shopping and shopping, and after the illusion, he will stroll through the village with his four beloved wives, holding hands and arms, loving and loving, and feeling sweet when he looks at it.
For example, Li Liang's house is particularly "gluttonous", every night he hurriedly washes his white, waiting for the beauty to appear, and then roars passionately, fiercely rushes into the "enemy camp", and fights again and again, until he is so tired that he foams at the mouth, falls down, and snores loudly, and now, it is a bit like sexual impotence, looking at his daughter-in-law during the day is very hot, and hiding in the secret room in a daze at night, pitiful.
Contrary to Li Liang's cold arrogance, the cheap goods of winter bamboo shoots have become unconventional, especially for Li Liang, they are even more obedient, so that they will never pour water when they call tea, and they will never wipe the windows when they sweep the floor, and the whole person is like a tamed wild horse, and he feels that he has finally found the right master when he is pressed down under his ass every day, and he is really worth it in this life.
Under normal circumstances, Li Liang's personality change is a direct sexual injury to Jasmine and other four beauties, and the husband suddenly becomes indifferent and cold, happy days are not happy, and harmonious life is not harmonious, how can the daughters-in-law not be harmed?
And it doesn't matter if the winter bamboo shoots change the same, an ordinary mortal martial artist, neither with us all the way, nor can he live for too long, what kind of bird can he become? But the question now is, because of that "chat and conversation", the two have changed at the same time, saying that they are not tired, does anyone believe it?
So, the four tigresses were furious. The single trial and joint trial, the temptation, coercion and intimidation, had no effect on Li Liang, who was a few words, so he greeted the docile and obedient Dong Bamboo Shoots, and even used the "Soul Searching Technique", but he didn't find out the reason for asking them, but it made Dong Zhu realize that they were powerful and terrifying, and became more docile and obedient.
In this regard, the four tigresses were not angry, and wanted to kill Li Liang and Dong Zhu hundreds of times, especially Dong Zhu.
Compared with the four tigresses, it is like delicate flowers and rotten leaves, gold and stinky ****, and he shamelessly seduces a married man, and he is the husband of a super monk, and he seems to have succeeded, how can this not make the four tigresses angry?
If it weren't for the discovery that Dong Zhu was still a virgin, and there was no breath of Li Liang on her body, coupled with Li Liang's tough protection, it is estimated that she would die ugly, and it is difficult to say whether she can fall into reincarnation.
Looking at it now, although the little life of winter bamboo shoots is temporarily worry-free, but the hatred of the four tigresses has been recorded, the more Li Liang is protective, the more worrying her future is, in case Li Liang can't hold it back, the four tigresses will definitely tear her alive, and there is no bone dregs left.
As a result, Dong Zhu also truly realized Li Liang's terribleness. There are no arrogant words, no exaggerated actions, just a small change, which makes people fall into such an embarrassing predicament, and the depth of their thoughts is terrifying. If you consider his status as a cultivator and the strength he can mobilize, if he becomes an enemy, he will be ruined if he is not careful.
Of course, through this incident, the winter bamboo shoots have a long memory, the bad guys are hidden very deeply, looking loyal and honest, but in fact, they are all bad in the stomach, especially the "little white face" of the sugar daddy, just with a face and a mouth, he has obtained the benefits that others can't earn in several lifetimes, the depth of the heart, the poison of the bone marrow, how terrifying, if you offend them, okay, this life has nothing to do with happiness.
At night, by a clear waterhole in the hinterland of "White Python Mountain", Li Liang and Silly Niu'er stood by the fire, each holding a huge wine jar, drinking sweet wine, eating special grilled fish, and occasionally chatting a few words, but most of the time they were staring at the flames in a daze, only the rattling bamboo forest kept noisy.
"Silly Niu'er, do you say that people are all cheap bones?" After taking a few sips of fine wine, Li Liang raised his eyes to look at the stupid cow opposite, and asked in confusion.
"What do you mean?" Silly Cow is not stupid, but very smart. He heard that there was something in Li Liang's words, so he blinked his eyes and said.
"Obviously engaged in research, but you have to be an ancestor, what respect, to engage in management, obviously no ethics, but you have to pretend to be a role model, deceive the world, obviously it is a very simple event, but you have to be involved in what level, what reason, make it complicated and messy, you can treat each other as equals, but you have to put on what name, what background, divide three, six, nine and so on, hey, people, what do you say?" Li Liang wiped his mouth and said leisurely.
"Well, well, I, I don't know......" Silly Niu Er blinked a few times and said after a while.
Silly Niu'er is smart and smart, but it doesn't mean that he Silly Niu'er is a saint who understands the truth of life, he didn't understand these philosophical questions that Li Liang said, but he faintly felt that it seemed to be related to the old boy's recent mood, nothing else, he never thought about it.
"Hehe, yes, you don't need to comprehend the way of heaven, how can you know these ......" Li Liang smiled faintly and said casually.
"Comprehend the way of heaven, master, you, your cultivation, isn't that a step backwards?" Silly Niu'er was stunned when he heard this, and asked in some shock.
A few years ago, when Li Liang tried to prevaricate without success, Nansheng and Tianma re-recognized the master, while Dong Zhu and Silly Niu'er saw the opportunity and directly took advantage of the situation to travel the boat, ignoring the strong opposition of Li Liang and others, and joined Li Liang's door together, and became "Xiannong Servant" and "Xiannong Maid", which can be regarded as hugging this "No. 1 thigh in the Void Heaven Continent".
However, after a few years, they more or less regretted it, the reason is that the thigh they hugged seemed to have gone off. After a long period of in-depth analysis, they can be sure that Li Liang must be a little white face hugging his thighs, after all, the skills he shows are only farming, cooking, winemaking, etc., maybe there is a little ghost idea, otherwise, it will be over, how can it be like those four aunts and grandmothers, what is the difference between them and their feet!
"Haha, who said that if you cultivate backwards, you can't comprehend the way of heaven?" Li Liang laughed.
"Ahh I just think there's something wrong with your train of thought, that?" said the stupid cow scratching her head in embarrassment.
"Is there a problem with the train of thought? hehe, what's the problem?" Seeing the stupid cow talking about the idea, Li Liang became interested, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked directly at the stupid cow.
"I'm thinking about it, that cultivation has regressed, and I should think about bringing it up first, right......" Silly Niu'er was looked at by him a little unnaturally, and his originally hard words turned into uncertain vague words.
"As the saying goes, 'If the foundation is not strong, the earth will shake the mountains', and so is cultivating immortals and practicing martial arts. I haven't figured out why I'm cultivating, why I'm practicing, and I've not laid a solid foundation, so what's the point of cultivating to advance or retreat? Even if you are given the best in the world, how long do you think you can sustain it?" Li Liang lowered his head and muttered for a moment.
"Ah? I want to understand, do I still need to think about this? If my cultivation is bad, I will be beaten, and if my cultivation is strong, I can beat people, it's very simple!" "Silly Niu'er was a little dumbfounded, what kind of problem is this, a three-year-old child understands the truth, how can it become complicated when he comes to Li Liang?"
"Hehe, you're right, that's true. However, I'm about to ask you, how can I practice martial arts well?" Li Liang smiled softly and asked rhetorically.
"That, perseverance, perseverance, and the practice of superior martial arts, if you are lucky, there are some heaven and earth spirit fruits that enhance internal strength, strengthen the body, and cherish the aid of pills, it will be even better. Silly Niu'er scratched his chin and thought for a moment and said.
"Perseverance and perseverance are internal causes, and you are like this, and others are like this, which can be ignored. The spiritual fruit of heaven and earth and cherishing the elixir are external causes, which cannot be obtained by thinking about it, and can also be ignored. Let me ask you, what is a superior martial arts?" Li Liang took a few sips of wine, wiped his mouth, and said leisurely.
"Well, I can't tell. But I think that if it allows me to defeat my opponent instead of being defeated, then it should be a superior martial arts......" Silly Niu Er grinned.
"That's right, but if the superior martial arts you are cultivating can only guarantee that you can defeat your opponent for a period of time, and it won't be good for a long time, what should you do?
"Ah......h
"Hehe, that's why I said that if you want to understand first and then cultivate, even if you are really defeated one day, I believe it will last longer than if you don't want to do anything, are you right?" Li Liang smiled lightly.
"Yes, yes, but I think that I always think so, when can I start? I don't know much about cultivating immortals, but if you practice martial arts, if you don't practice hard for a day, you will be much worse!"
He thought to himself, "Just a little white face like you, who can only play tricks, don't cultivate well, but you come to me to talk nonsense." Ya, if you don't have the ability, you don't have the ability, go back and coax your four capable daughters-in-law, don't you still want the wind to get the wind, you want the rain to get the rain, why make such a mess? ”
"Yes, just thinking that if you don't practice, you will be eliminated, and if you can't practice, you will be eliminated, so should you practice? Hehe, to be honest, I admire my predecessor a little, I have always resisted cultivating immortals, and I can't do it if I change it......" Li Liang smiled bitterly and said with emotion.
"Uh, heh, hehe......" Silly Niu'er blinked twice, licked his dry lips, and then grinned a few times, and did not continue. However, in his heart, he put another big hat of "mental illness" on Li Liang.
"By the way, how is your 'Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending' practice?" Li Liang hugged the wine jar and stared blankly at the bright starry sky for a while, then suddenly turned his face and asked the stupid cow.
"Ahh Now except for the 'Kanglong has regrets', there is still a little rusty, and the other moves are already familiar with the heart, and they can send and receive freely, hehe......" Seeing Li Liang mention this, the stupid cow scratched his head and smirked honestly.
"Really, then we have made a move, what is it?" Li Liang held the wine jar with one hand, suddenly stood up from the ground, looked at him proudly and said.
"What? let's make a move?" Silly Niu'er felt a little confused in his head, the immortal cultivator wanted to fight with a mortal martial artist, and it was not very appropriate to describe it as an adult bullying a child, but the meaning was that meaning, almost the same. You said that you Li Liang, an old bastard who is hundreds of years old, what is the strength of me, an honest and honest mortal young man?
"Don't worry, I won't use immortal arts, that's not fair to you. Martial arts is also the way of heaven, throughout the ages, people who have realized the way of heaven from martial arts abound, let's also have a friend with martial arts today, and talk about the Tao with martial arts, what's the matter?" Li Liang lightly put his palm on the top, and the wine jar rose into the air, falling on a big stone next to him like lightning, and then put his hands behind his back, and looked at the stupid cow in a chic manner.
"Uh, can this work?" The stupid cow was worried in his heart, his mouth was vague, and his head kept asking, "Why do you say that you have admitted such a god disease who has taken the wrong medicine as the master!"
"How do you know if you can't do it if you don't try?"
"Uh, okay, but say in advance, you can't use immortal arts!"
"Don't worry. ”
"It's weird!ah, eat my trick 'see the dragon in the field'!"
"Damn, it's at stake! Look at my trick of 'clearing the clouds and seeing the sun'!"
"Heh, connoisseur, come again, 'War Dragon in the Wild'!"
"'Retreat is advance'!"
"'Flying Dragon'!"
"Okay, look at my 'yellow dog peeing'!"
"Huh, is this a shrimp trick?"
"You can win. ”
"Okay, count yourself ruthless!'Ssangyong fetchs water'!"
"'Toad Jump'! Another 'Thousand Year Kill'!"
"Ahh
"Drink, okay, I know it's a combination of punches, look at my 'Wang Ba fart'!"
"Ahh
"Uh, hehe, I'm sorry, I'm so happy that I forgot about it. What, let's fight again, this time I promise not to use immortal arts, really!"
"No, never! I can't trust your character, I can't believe it at all! So I can't fight you again, or I might be ...... something."
"It's not that exaggerated, is it?
"You can forgive you for breaking your promise, but I really can't forgive you for your messy moves, it's too much to sneak attack my ass!"
“……”
The sky was white, and the shore of the flat waterhole was already full of potholes, and in some places there were still scattered shattered stones and wrenched grass, as if they had been bombarded by artillery fire.
Li Liang sat on a big stone, holding the wine jar and watching the clouds roll, waiting for the sunrise, while the stupid cow was lying in a big pit humming, and there was light smoke in many places on his body, like freshly baked toast, with a burnt yellow appearance and a full aroma.
"Silly cow, I'm going to retreat, what do you think I should say to them at this time?" I don't know how long it took, Li Liang said softly.
"Damn, the ribs are broken, and the leg bones are probably also broken...... Silly Niu'er rolled his eyes, ignored him, just tried to raise his arm, groped a few times on the **** and thighs, and muttered softly.
"Hehe, I didn't expect that the improved martial arts would be so beneficial, and even immortal arts could fight against one or two. It seems that my guess is not wrong, whether it is immortal art or martial arts, their principles are the same, they are all methods of extracting the energy of heaven and earth and making use of it. Li Liang looked at him, shook his head and smiled, and then fell into deep thought.
After that, the three dazzling suns in the east slowly jumped out of the horizon, emitting a dazzling light, and the dark mountains and ravines gradually shed their black coats, revealing a magnificent appearance.
Suddenly, a red light flashed in front of Li Liang's eyes, making him wake up. He hurriedly raised his head to look left and right, and quickly released his divine sense, and poked around, but after looking for a long time, he didn't see the slightest shadow of the red light, and couldn't help frowning, and muttered softly: "Could it be that my eyes are spent?"
"Hey, what is this, ah!"
From the flash of red light to the uncertainty of what he saw, Li Liang was always in a state of surprise, and he didn't think about anything, so he didn't notice any changes. And after looking for a long time and not finding the red light, I couldn't help but have a question mark in my head, and I felt the change at this moment.
He only felt that there were many more things in his head, including numbers, symbols, graphics, theorems, laws, equations, as well as derivation processes, calculation methods, etc., most of which were something he had never seen at all, and occasionally a few were Arabic numerals that he knew, but when they were added to those strange laws and equations, he didn't know what to say.
And these things were simply turning in Li Liang's head at the beginning, and then they were combined with each other, and faster and faster, the more complex the combination, and in an instant, hundreds of millions of combinations evolved, only to make Li Liang's headache like a pinprick, and before he could shout, he fainted.