Chapter 273: God-level ruffian

Pharmacologically speaking, Wang Ba and ginseng are first-class good things. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 INFO Chinese medicine records that "soft-shelled turtle can make up for tuberculosis wounds, aphrodisiac qi, and greatly replenish the deficiency of yin", and ginseng has the effect of "replenishing the five internal organs, calming the spirit, calming the soul, stopping palpitations, removing evil qi, and brightening the eyes and happiness".

However, if the two good things are mixed together, it may not have the effect of "superimposed effects", after all, Wang Ba is positive, focusing on nourishing yang qi, and ginseng is negative, focusing on nourishing the mind and soothing the soul.

It's like a person who has two jobs, chopping wood and hoeing, if he does one by one, he will definitely do a good job, but if he does two together, he will not be able to do both. Doing this, thinking about that, doing that, thinking about this, not concentrating, always thinking about another thing in my heart, how can I do it well?

"Turtle Breath Ginseng Essence Pill" is indeed a miracle medicine, because it is a good combination of Xu Shan's "Xuanwu True Blood", Chu Tianxing's "Ginseng Spirit Juice" and Li Liang's unique "Immortal Spirit Qi". But it is also a terrible poison, no matter which of the three Treasures of the Vast World requires a cultivator to spend a lot of time and energy to refine, now that the three come together, it will be hellish if it is too good!

Therefore, the three of them can have the current result, and they didn't get a half-body, vegetative or anything, Li Liang felt that he was already blessed by his ancestors and burned high incense. However, Xu Shan and Chu Tianxing didn't think so, they always felt that Li Liang did it in order to control them.

As is often the case in TV and movies, sneak a little deadly poison, and then like a dog, scare and scare today, threaten and threaten tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow get some bones containing trace antidotes for them to gnaw. Usually hide in the crotch of your pants, and let it out when you want to do something bad, if you dare to be disobedient, throw away the "antidote" and let it die of poison!

What's more, Li Liang has already told them all that he has now studied and understood the matter of the "Void Heaven Immortal Dao", which belongs to the "powerful man" who is beyond reincarnation, sees through the truth and falsehood, and understands cause and effect.

It can also be seen from this that their "loyalty" has not been recognized, and the sycophants have not yet been patted at home, and the service is not very appropriate, and as a result, they have attracted the evil consequences of being "poisoned". Therefore, no matter whether you want to resume your cultivation or want to go further, you must be more attentive, harder, and more serious about "patting on the back," otherwise the consequences will be very serious and the end will be very miserable. It just so happens that now that the mana has been lost, the cultivation matter is completely suspended, and there is nothing to worry about, but you can also serve wholeheartedly.

Of course, after careful consideration, Xu and Chu also discovered Li Liang's "terrible". The service is not in place, the service is not thoughtful, the service is not thoughtful, the punishment is not scolded, the poison is used directly, and the opportunity to choose is not even given, such a fucking master, who will believe him if he does not change his pervert? Who can believe him if he has no character?

"Yohe, Lao Li, why did you send it over in person? Just let your subordinates send it, why bother running by yourself. In a tent somewhere in the "Iron Bear Army", Bao Quan, who was picking his feet, saw Li Liang open the curtain and enter, so he rubbed his hand on his body, and Ta pulled his shoes and stepped forward, took the plate full of dishes, and said with a happy face.

"Hehe, their legs and feet are not very neat, I don't feel comfortable sending this thing. The corners of Li Liang's mouth twitched twice, and he said embarrassedly.

He is telling the truth, the soldiers of the "Iron Bear Army" food battalion are basically old men over 65 years old, and the few who are responsible for collecting firewood are even 80 years old, so how can it be reassuring to let them serve dishes and pour water?

"Oh, Lao Li! It's not me saying you, you can't love soldiers like a son, you have to make it!" Bao Quan said, but his eyes were staring at the sumptuous dishes on the plate, and a large amount of saliva to promote digestion was also brewing rapidly.

Grabbing the plate, Bao Quan quickly returned to his seat, and then ate it in a hurry, poking his fingers from time to time to poke the food crumbs that were chewed but could not be swallowed immediately because the pieces were too big, and he couldn't stop the food crumbs that fell from his mouth.

Li Liang chuckled twice, and then said lightly: "Hehe, no, it's nothing, whoever does this little thing can do it......"

"Woo, woo, wine, wine, choking, choking......" Bao Quanke didn't have time to listen to Li Liang's explanation, and wiped out most of the fat chickens in three strokes and five out of two, but Xu ate it too quickly, a greasy bone stuck in his throat, and he blushed, pointing at Li Liang and whimpering.

"Oh, oh, yes, yes, this wine is a good wine today, aphrodisiac, and there is ...... in it , I'll rub it, why did you drink it all in one go?" Li Liang heard this, hurriedly took a gourd from his waist and handed it over, and introduced it politely. didn't want Bao Quan's goods to go straight to the bottom after taking the gourd, so he hurriedly grabbed it.

Bao Quan didn't give Li Liang a chance to react at all, and drank the wine gourd with the bottom facing up in a few sips, then wiped his chest and laughed heroically: "Haha, good wine, good wine! By the way, what did you just say about this wine?

"Well, didn't you say that your waist always hurts, I estimate that you may have kidney deficiency, yin fire, yang fire deficiency, and yin and yang imbalance will cause low back pain and weak legs, so I added some seasoning to the wine. However, the medicinal wine with the ingredients is stronger, that ...... , Hey, forget it, you've drunk it now, and it's useless to say this, let's hurry up and find a fast horse to go to the Cuihong Mansion on the North Street of Shuangbao Town!" Li Liang was stunned when he heard this, touched his beard, and explained slowly, but after only saying a few words, he sighed again and said sadly.

"Hmm? You mean you put an aphrodisiac in the wine, right? I said Lao Li, I didn't expect you to take such a good mouthful, no wonder you are so skinny!" Bao Quan listened to Li Liang's words, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said sarcastically and coldly.

"No, no, hey, how can I explain it to you! Well, I studied medicine, you know? After a preliminary diagnosis of you, I thought that you had kidney deficiency from a medical point of view, so that's why I gave you medicine. Moreover, those added are tonics, not aphrodisiacs......" Li Liang was startled, he just wanted to do a good thing and make friends, who wants to compete and be mistaken for a big pervert, where is this reasonable?

Tonic and aphrodisiacs are all a fucking virtue, isn't it to crawl on the girls for a while?" Bao Quan waved his hand, interrupted Li Liang's babbling explanation, and said nonchalantly. And listening to the meaning of his words, he didn't seem to blame Li Liang for "drugged him".

Then, he turned his face again and shouted at the door of the military tent: "Wu San, Wu San!

"Report, report to the military marquis, Wu, Wu San is thin, the small, small one is on duty for him!" Bao Quan's voice fell, and a white and pure half-grown baby hurriedly ran in, knelt on one knee, and stammered.

His name is Liang Wu, and like the Wu San who was called by Bao Quan, he is an orphan. During the conscription, Bao Quan picked up the grass and beat the rabbits, and by the way, he recruited these wild children who were wandering in the corners of the town.

"Why is it sloppy again? I remember well, he's pulled it more than a dozen times this month, right?" Bao Quan was stunned when he heard this, and then asked in surprise.

"Oh, Wu San is young, it is the time to grow his body, the amount of food is relatively large, and the military rations we ration for him can't be satisfied, so he can only grab some wild vegetables to satisfy his hunger, but he can't eat wild vegetables raw, so ......" Li Liang saw Bao Quan asking, and without waiting for Liang Wu to reply, he preemptively said.

Liang Wu was stimulated when he was a child, and he fell into the disability of stuttering, although it was the lightest compared to others, but it was a headache, because the more nervous he was, the more he couldn't speak, he was so suffocated that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he could hear others scratching the wall, and that feeling was not good.

"Damn, you can't eat wild vegetables? Lao Tzu started eating when he was eight years old in the army, and he hasn't eaten anything until now, he has only been with Lao Tzu for half a year, and it's not okay to be that either, he really thinks he is the emperor's life!" Bao Quan pursed his lips and scolded with disdain.

Li Liang didn't say anything more, just shook his head with a wry smile. It has been more than two months since he joined the army, and in the "Iron Bear Army" of the Eight Iron Army of Wu State, Li Liang has heard and seen too many new things, and he dare not say that it will not be the same for three years, but it can definitely be called "a surprise every day".

For example, Wu San. Wu San's grandfather is the sixty-sixth emperor of Wu State, and his father was the crown prince of Wu State. However, if the accident is too obedient, it is not called an accident.

More than ten years ago, his third uncle took the lead in rebellion, followed by the fourth, fifth, eighth, and thirteenth uncles, ....... The country of Wu, which is not very big, was in turmoil for a while, and the lives were devastated.

Wu San's second uncle is a very scheming person, Wu San's uncles rebelled and rebelled, but he stuck to his duty, fought with his brother to fight east and west, and extinguished the sparks of resistance one after another, until Wu San's father defeated the last force and saw the dawn of victory, he turned his face and stabbed his brother in the back with a fatal knife.

If you want to fight for the throne, you must be conscious, the six relatives do not recognize, be careful everywhere, and not leave any chance for the opponent. Wu San's father did this, but he didn't do enough, when he put down the rebellion with Wu Laoer, he ignored a very important factor, that is, the sentence!

The counterinsurgency work has been carried out for three or four years, and his side is fighting less and less, while Wu Lao Er's side is fighting more and more, when the last force is destroyed, he has become a lonely man, although he should be able to inherit the throne in name, but the strength has been swept away, leaving a son to inherit the incense is already Wu Lao Er's brotherly love, made a benevolent and righteous act, what else do you want?

Of course, there is another reason why Wu San survived, that is, this kid was born a fool, and he couldn't remember anything else except knowing how to eat. What is to avenge his father and recover the rivers and mountains, it has only been a few years of hard work, he can't even remember what his father's name is, so he still avenges a fart!

Another example is Liang Wu. His father was a well-known liar in the Wu Kingdom, with a clever mouth, up to the king of a country, down to the rural farmers, all the people he met, who were not deceived, the entire Wu Kingdom added up to no more than ten, and all of them were penniless beggars and wanderers, which shows the fierceness of his lies.

Liang Wu's mother is a prostitute, to be precise, she is a smash hit "Oiran" in Wu State. "The heroes under the pomegranate skirt, the drunken heroes in the hibiscus tent", how many handsome men and handsome guys chased after her, but somehow, knowing that Liang Wu's father was a duplicitous liar, she still committed to him without hesitation, and gave birth to a son.

However, a liar is a liar after all, when Liang Wu's mother's years passed, and his dazzling appearance was no longer beautiful and beautiful, Liang Wu's father ruthlessly abandoned the two of them and continued to rely on a clever mouth to mix the world. And Liang Wu's mother, because she saw the ugly face of the liar clearly, was broken, and she didn't care about the poor child, so she found a crooked-necked tree and hanged herself.

People like Wu San and Liang Wu abound in the "Iron Bear Army", the old ones have old stories, the small ones have small backgrounds, and no matter how good the storytellers are, it will take several years to tell the stories here. According to Li Liang's temperament, he can chat with anyone he meets, and he has to pull parents when he meets, so it's no wonder if he doesn't "have surprises every day"!

But what makes Li Liang very strange is that on such a problem, the army has created miracles again and again, defeating the elite iron cavalry of Linguo again and again, what does it rely on to win?

In terms of generals, the general of the "Iron Bear Army" is a cowardly bear bag, and when he goes to the battlefield, he will hide behind Bao Quan's shivering, and his pants can't lift that guy. The deputy generals and staff generals are either **** who have been drained of their bodies by beauty, or they are gambling sticks who only know gambling, and they can't lift their swords.

On soldiers, the soldiers of the "Iron Bear Army" are old and small, mentally retarded and disabled, not to mention one-on-one, three to one, five to one may not be able to win, a veritable hardcore bear bag, how can it be possible to win against the enemy?

As far as equipment is concerned, not to mention, the army that beggars and homeless people have collected, and if they put on stainless steel armor, can he still move? He can't move, so how can he fight? Therefore, when the military department was allocating equipment, it basically ignored them, and only symbolically allocated hundreds of spears and dozens of iron swords and iron swords every month, and nothing else.

As for long-range offensive weapons, such as bows and arrows, crossbows and whatnot, they will definitely not be issued to them, on the one hand, considering that their bodies are too "strong", and using such dangerous weapons will hurt themselves, and on the other hand, because the strategy and tactics of this army are too weird, and if they are sent these, they will all be "donated" to the enemy, so it is better not to send them.

"Hey, Bao Junhou, after eating, hurry up and ride away, this medicinal wine, this medicinal wine is quite strong, it is not good for your health to hold it for a long time!" Li Liang saw that Bao Quan scolded Liang Wu a few words, so he continued to eat without raising his head or opening his eyes, sighed lightly, and persuaded bitterly.

"Oh, I almost forgot about it. Little Fifth Son, you go and talk to Vice General Cheng, and ask him to lend me the Seventh Aunt, Eighth Aunt, Ninth Aunt, and Tenth Aunt for a few days, and say that I am poisoned, and I must find a few girls to detoxify!" Bao Quan spit out a bone, wiped his oily mouth, and commanded Liang Wu in a rough voice.

Then he turned his face and said to Li Liang, who was wide-eyed: "I said Lao Li, is your aphrodisiac really fierce?

"Oh, what then, but, yes. However, Deputy General Cheng's daughter-in-law, you borrowed it, this, this ......" shook his head vigorously, getting rid of the unbelievable shock, Li Liang swallowed his saliva and said.

"What this, that, that, are all brothers, borrow a daughter-in-law to make a ball! Last time I went to Cuihong Mansion, Lao Tzu let him have three girls!" Bao Quan took a sip of fat oil, interrupted Li Liang's hesitant words, and said lightly. and threw a chicken thigh to Liang Wu, and ordered: "Go and come back quickly, Lao Tzu's anger has come up!"

"Yes, yes, Xie, Xie, Xie Junhou rewarded!" Liang Wu caught the fat chicken leg steadily, replied excitedly, and ran out quickly.

Li Liang looked at Bao Quan stupidly for a long time, and finally couldn't resist the awkwardness in his heart, so he gently comforted: "As the old saying goes, a friend's wife can't be bullied, I'm afraid it's inappropriate for the military marquis?"

"Don't make those sour scholarly words, borrow a daughter-in-law, what is wrong with his mother? Privately bring family rolls, rob men and women, Lao Tzu has already given him face without pulling his little tail, and now Lao Tzu is in trouble, begging him for such a trivial matter, count it as a ball! Besides, how did his daughters-in-law come here, and what kind of goods they are, others don't know Lao Tzu very well. Ten daughters-in-law and nine prostitutes, and one is a **** who steals men, borrowing it to make a few days? Bao Quan didn't take Li Liang's words seriously at all, and continued to cheer with the food on the plate, and kicked the big black-footed girl onto the chair in a big way, rubbing it a few times from time to time.

"Hey, Junhou, I still have some things to do at that end, so I won't delay with you, just put the dishes and chopsticks away after eating, and I'll arrange for someone to pick them up later." See you back, see you ......" Li Liang gasped, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and then retreated out of the tent as he spoke.

"Well, let's go back. I just mentioned you an official, although it is not too big, it is just a food battalion military department, but he is also an official, isn't it? Always running to me, someone should say that it is not good to spread the word. Hey, you're very in charge of this medicine and wine, Lao Tzu has reacted now, send me a few more jars tomorrow, maybe Lao Tzu will be happy, and he will choose a girl to keep a seed!" Bao Quan nodded lightly, then scratched two handfuls on his crotch, and said lightly.

"Marquis, I've always had a question for you. You say that our 'Iron Bear Army' is so virtuous, how did you lead everyone to create miracles?"

"Miracle? What kind of miracle? Do you mean those things that fought with Wei in the past? Actually, it's nothing, if the right way doesn't work, let's take the crooked road, and if the crooked road doesn't work, we will take the mixed road, anyway, if we do it, it will be over, what does it matter? ”

"But, but I think the strength of our army is enough to choke!"

"Stupid, follow Wu Guo on the road that doesn't work, then let's not follow, change the master and continue to come, isn't it okay!"

"Ahh

"Why not, I'll change back in two days!"

"Shhh

"Why are you pumping again?

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