409 Give a big gift
We drove to the farmers' market near the park for a stroll.
Now the quality of life of people is better, tired of eating all kinds of raw seafood, began to change the tricks to eat some messy things, the market entrance is specially sold snakes, grasshoppers and what meat rats and other farmers, we all harvested a pot, bought seven or eight grass snakes more than two meters long, two boxes of grasshoppers, several litters of meat rats, and some squeaky toads, loaded into the car and set off towards Liu Sen's "Dynasty" bathing center.
I am a big man who feels numb on his scalp when he looks at those snakes, ants, rats and insects, not to mention Jiang Hong, the only woman in the car, Jiang Hong's arm has a layer of goosebumps at the speed visible to the naked eye, and asks me, are you going to throw these things at the door of Liu Sen's field, disgusting and disgusting him?
I smiled and said, it has no effect to throw it at the door, and Sister Hong will bring the bag of small toads into the women's bath, and a few of our brothers will bring other things to the male guests, and Brother Liang will stop at the intersection for a while to buy a few disposable masks and sunglasses.
Cai Liang snapped his fingers in understanding, and said to Hu Jin, who was stunned next to him, "Big brother and sister-in-law, please two of you, our little third master is hated and feared by a bad idea, how can we bring these things in the third son?"
I sneered and said, of course it's hard to send it in, the fat man will use a knife to control the waiter at the door, the cashier or something, Brother Xing turn around the car and don't turn off the engine, Brother Liang, Brother Jin, Sister Hong, let's go in and give a big gift.
Cai Liangle said happily, there are many knives that have no deterrent effect, I came with a shotgun.
"Dynasty bath" is located in a building in the center of the city, seven or eight stories high, the golden and brilliant signs are particularly conspicuous, this is approaching the evening, there are a lot of luxury cars parked in the parking lot in front of the door, it can be seen that Liu Sen is still very face-saving in all aspects of Chongzhou City.
Bathing, night and other places want to prosper business is not simple, hardware facilities are one thing, the important point is software, the "waiter" of the field is beautiful enough, the strength of the watch is strong enough, the social relationship of the boss is hard enough, otherwise when the fun is playing, the police suddenly push the door in, not to be frightened impotence is strange.
When we arrived at the gate of the Dynasty, everything was planned according to the prior agreement, Cai Liang took out the shotgun from the trunk and handed it to me, Wang Xing sat in the driver's seat and began to turn around and reverse, and the others put on masks and carried the carefully selected "gifts" and followed me to the gate of the "Dynasty".
Two greeters wearing red cheongsams at the door looked at us suspiciously, it is estimated that no one has ever seen a group of strange people wearing masks to take a bath, I smiled and took out a shotgun directly from behind me and waved at the two greetings, go in, squat, don't squeak!
The two welcome girls were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they hurriedly squatted in the hall with their heads in their hands, and there were two waiters behind the big cash register, who just stood up and bowed and said, "Good evening, sir..."
The two cashiers and the welcome were trembling and squatted in the corner, looked around the hall, and there was no horse boy to watch, I really don't know whether Liu Sen should be said to be "bold and bold" or "crazy and boundless", I handed over the shotgun to the fat man, deliberately raised my voice and said, whoever dares to play tricks, shoot directly!
The fat man asked me, what if there were guests here?
I smiled evilly and pointed to the corner of the wall and said, I also squatted there together, and shot if I didn't cooperate!
Then I looked at Cai Liang, Hu Jin and Jiang Hong and said, silently reciting one hundred and eighty times in my heart, no matter whether the gift is given or not, I must gather at the door.
The brothers nodded at the same time, and we went our separate ways, I picked up a box of grasshoppers and kicked open the door of the "men's department" first, and there were two waiters inside to say hello to me, I ignored them, ran directly into the bathing hall, looked up, found the steps to the second floor, and ran up quickly.
When I climbed upstairs, I heard a man's exclamation from the bathing pool behind me, and subconsciously looked back, and saw Hu Jin pouring a bag of grass snakes into the bath, and more than a dozen shirtless men ran out in horror and couldn't help laughing.
Cai Liang followed behind me, holding a box of meat rats in his hand, and said with a wicked smile, I don't know what kind of experience it is for a snake to bite Xiao Dingding.
I said, let's buy two more and you can try it.
Running up to the second floor, walking through a long corridor, I saw a very wide "lounge", in which forty or fifty massage tables were placed in a patchwork, and many pot-bellied "successful people" were lying on them to receive massages, foot pinching and other services.
The two waitresses asked me, "Is your husband resting?"
Cai Liang narrowed his eyes and asked, where are the special services?
A waitress took Cai Liang deeper into the corridor.
I calmly looked at the other waiter and said, I'm a food delivery, can you help see which gentleman wants this?
The waiter leaned his head over, I directly opened the lid of the foam box, and a bunch of grasshoppers jumped out, "Ah!" The waiter sat on the ground screaming, I poured the foam box into the hall, and the grasshoppers in the sky rushed out, and the hall was instantly a mess.
The guests and the female technicians shouted and fled.
At the same time, there were also a few men's roars and women's screams from the depths of the corridor, and many people with bare butts rushed out of the depths of the corridor, and Cai Liang walked at the back and whistled at me.
I snorted and nodded and said, withdraw!
Then the two of us mixed in the crowd and scrambled to run out, at this time from the direction of the third floor shouted and ran down a large group of young people with machetes, the first thing these stupid roe deer rushed down was not to find anyone to make it bad, but to pick up the fire extinguisher in the corner of the wall and spray at the grasshoppers in the lounge, making the already chaotic scene even more noisy, it didn't take much effort for us to run back to the hall, I shouted to the fat man, withdraw!
After the fat man put away the gun and followed behind us, there were already more than ten people squatting in the corner of the wall at this time, and at this time, many naked people ran out of the men's and women's departments at the same time, screaming and running out of the door, the fat man glanced at the direction of the women's department, swallowed his saliva and smiled, it was really lively!
Jiang Hong slapped the fat man on the back of his head and scolded, what do you see, don't hurry up!
As soon as we ran out of the hall on our front feet, twenty or thirty bastards with knives came out on our back feet, and a waiter pointed at us and yelled, "That's them!"
A group of horses roared and chased after us, but the car could not catch fire at the critical moment, Wang Xing sweated profusely and twisted the key, seeing a group of horses getting closer and closer to us, the car still couldn't start, I snatched the shotgun from the fat man's hand and shot at the feet of the horses.
I looked at Wang Xing and said, don't worry, slowly ignite, and then pointed at the gangsters and said, tell Liu Sen, don't think that we don't sleep in the city to bully!
"Fuck Nima, little bitch! You have the ability to take off the mask on your face!" a guy who looked like a little boss pointed at me through gritted teeth.
I lifted my shotgun and pulled the trigger on his calf, but it was a shame, I didn't hit it so close, but it frightened them, and they all fell backwards, and at this time I saw Lin Kun and several young men also walking out of the door.
Several young men all pulled out their pistols from behind their waists and pointed them at us.
Lin Kun looked at me suspiciously, glanced at the others, and finally fixed his gaze on the fat man, the corners of his mouth rose, revealing a light smile that was not easy to detect, but he quickly covered it up, stared at me and said, I am tired of being crooked, dare to make trouble in the imperial court?
I deliberately suppressed my voice and sneered, when did the city that never sleeps ever be afraid of your dynasty?
Several young men next to me all pointed their pistols at me, and Lin Kun turned around and slapped the young man closest to him in the face and scolded, "Fool you! Shoot from the door of your own house, for fear that the police won't be able to find you? Put away all the guns for me.
Lin Kun pointed at me and said, don't think that if you wear a mask and sunglasses, Lao Tzu doesn't know you.
My heart beat violently in an instant, and I glared at Lin Kun and asked, Then who do you say I am?
Lin Kun spat and scolded: "You are Su Tianhao, right? ”
As I spoke, Wang Xing started the van, I crooked my neck and didn't squeak anymore, got into the car and drove away...