Chapter 244: If you want to die, you have to queue up
The sky is blue, the clouds are white, and the girl in front of her can be very beautiful.
Qiao Mu sat in the back seat, closed his eyes and recuperated, and occasionally jumped out of two sentences, ridiculing Zheng Xiujing in the driver's seat, with a rather leisurely posture. For some reason, he just didn't sleep well, and he always felt that the girl would throw herself down halfway.
"Xiba, I warn you not to talk to me again. ”
Zheng Xiujing's hand holding the steering wheel clenched her little fists and said, "You know what? You're the most annoying guy I've ever seen, Ernie really has a bad brain." If I stay with you, I'm sure I'll be annoyed by you. By the way, your wife, how did she endure you?"
"Wife?" Qiao Mu smiled, rubbed his fingers, and said, "Like is like, like someone, where does it come from so much?"
Zheng Xiujing didn't think so, she looked at the guy through the rearview mirror, and said thoughtfully: "You are rich, so your wife and my Ernie are all revolving around you, right? Rich people like you just like to play with women's feelings." ”
Qiao Mu was stunned for a moment, this is inexplicable, a rich person, just like speaking out on behalf of all disadvantaged women, standing on the moral level to criticize himself as a bourgeois lackey.
"Oh. You mean, Sika worships gold, and all she has in her eyes is money, right?"
“no。 ”
She stretched out her hand in a depressed manner, and her slender fingers plucked the stereo to play a very rhythmic music, and she said, "Don't talk to me, or I'll kill you." ”
Qiao Mu didn't feel it, just this kind of rookie, a product that can be lifted with one hand. is not ashamed, I really don't know the sky, I think of her sister, Sika was once a descendant of boxers, and she is not an idiot who still sports?
He shook his head and said, "By the way, where is your agent?"
At the traffic light ahead, Zheng Xiujing patted the steering wheel dissatisfied, pouted, and said, "I'm sick, I'm on leave." ”
"Where's your assistant?"
"Because it was inconvenient, I went first. ”
"What's wrong?"
"Are you a question machine?" she honked her horn, and the car honked like her irritable mood.
Seeing this, Qiao Mu closed his mouth, and didn't bother to analyze what was inconvenient for that guy.
Inside the car, it was a little quiet, Zheng Xiujing breathed a sigh of relief, looked into the distance and listened to the song.
The rhythm of this song is so strong that it will make people shake their legs. It's not her style at all, she's more fond of light music and the like.
The reason why there is because Sika is forced in.
"Speaking of which, you have good taste, and I love to listen to this song. ”
Listening to the guy's voice, Zheng Xiujing felt that her head was big, and she said in a cold tone: "Thank you, I don't like to hear it." ”
Someone said: The more you resist, the stronger I become.
Ahem, the correct solution is that there will be something to talk about when you are bored, so Qiao Mu said: "It's okay, this song is quite a few times, and it will be addictive." I remember that at the beginning of '13, I went around Amway and gave Sika an original soundtrack. ”
"Huh?"
Zheng Xiujing frowned and looked at the guy in the mirror. A few years ago, she was puzzled why her Ernie suddenly changed her aesthetic and liked this kind of noisy songs.
She restrained her emotions and said coldly, "Don't talk to me." ”
"Oh. ”
Later, there was no sound.
Only "e've come too far to give up ho e are", the rhythm of the song "get lucky", resounded in the car.
About ten minutes later, Zheng Xiujing suddenly felt a little unaccustomed. Pursing his lips, he secretly looked in the rearview mirror and looked at the guy in the back seat of the car.
After seeing the man burying his head and playing with his mobile phone, he made up his mind and continued to drive.
Soon, when she heard a "hey", she immediately replied: "Xiba, I've said it many times, don't talk to me." ”
In the back seat of the car, Qiao Mu covered his mobile phone, poked his head over and asked, "That, I'm on the phone, I should buy it to get in the way of you, right?" ”
Zheng Xiujing looked at it, and the guy's appearance seemed to be really talking on the phone.
"Well, be quiet, don't make me drive. She blushed and whispered.
Xiba, it's a shame.
Over there, the guy lowered his voice and whispered. He said in Chinese: "Depressed, my car broke down here, and I rubbed my friend's car past." Where are you going to stand? No, your character is actually standing to the end?"
The person who spoke to him was Reba.
The two originally agreed to get out of the car and meet at that time.
However, often the sky is set at seven points, and if you want to die, you have to queue up. Reba said: "I don't know, I was the second to throw, but the two of them were the first to throw and got off." ”
When Qiao Mu heard this, who are these two?
How dark does his face have to be in one hit? He smiled and asked, "Who? With such a black face, isn't the chief from here?"
"Just group Brother Nan and Brother Deng Chao. ”
After Reba finished speaking, she hurriedly added, she said, "And you, you are also the first to go." ”
“……”
Qiao Mu hung up the phone, feeling a little unhappy, who is this?
Even if Meng is just, there must be a scale, why?
He calmed down and began to dig through the scripts on his phone.
Qiao Mu's own habit is that he has never used a mobile phone, he prefers to hold a stack of papers, sit in the sun, sip two sips of hot milk, and read a scroll of text.
It's just that when he lost everything, when he didn't have an assistant, his daughter-in-law didn't let him bring the script, for fear of losing it. When the time comes, it will be transmitted to the Internet, and the movie will be yellow nine times out of ten.
This time, I can't remember how many times I've watched "Wolf Warrior 2", every time I watch it, I feel dissatisfied everywhere, but it's okay, a decent book. His role is a big gap with himself, and his brilliance is average, which is a small boss who "snaps" the protagonist and educates him, and then repents and reforms.
Some time ago, when I was pounding and shooting a movie, which one was not the protagonist?
Even if you make a movie, the supporting roles you played in your early years are not ordinary supporting roles.
Master, who is that?
The S boss who imprisoned the red jade.
Who is Wu Tianbao?
The women's clothing boss of the costume drama.
Which one is not a well-known bigwig?
Unexpectedly, I actually fell to this point and became an unremarkable trick, woohoo and lament.
Thinking about it in a different way, I was holding the rhythm of traveling to Africa, relaxing, and spending my honeymoon, and by the way, I made up for Shishi's wedding.
When it came to the wedding, Qiao Mu was entangled in his heart, how could he hide this?
Reba's girl must have patted her buttocks, wiped her tears and ran away. At that time, I was afraid that my own heart would be cut off like this.
The brains of this thing, not sooner or later, just in time to study the script.
In this way, he put down his phone, raised his eyebrows, and looked out the window in a daze.
Zheng Xiujing drove the car slowly, looked up from time to time, and saw the sad and sad look of the goods, pursed the corners of her mouth, shook her head, and did not speak.
……
Qiao Mu's arrival surprised the program team a little, this guy's follow-up PD was actually gone.
The most important thing is the speed of this guy, Techi.
It's outrageously slow, and when he dials his mobile phone, no one answers. You must know that Wang Zunan and Deng Chao, who got off the bus later, cooperated with the sponsor's advertising itinerary, and only came back to challenge after the recording.
However, now that everyone is about to finish, this product is long overdue.
The recording of Running Man, and even the post-editing, and the release cycle, are only two or three weeks, and if you encounter something like Qiao Mu, you will have to delay it sooner or later.
The guy, god, didn't know what was going on, waved at everyone and said, "You're really early. ”
Deng Chao smiled and said, "Muzai, what about your photographer? Learn from Yixing, run and run, and lose the photographer?"
"Possibly. Qiao Mu also denied it, he said: "Speaking of which, this is a bad luck. After I got out of the car, I was called and said that there was a special car to pick me up. ”
"I have it with Zu Nan. ”
So I waited for more than ten minutes, and the man said that the car was broken. ”
"Ah, that's a big problem. ”
"yes. I was in a hurry, but fortunately, I met a friend, chatted with her for a while, had a meal, and came in a car. ”
"Yo, that's a good tone?"
"That is, but when it was time to eat, the photographer went to solve it on his own. I don't have his mobile phone number, and I can't be reached when I leave, so I lost it. Trouble. ”
"Well, isn't it?"
The two of them spoke, inexplicably falling into a very strange rhythm. Chen Chichi clapped his hands and said: "This cross talk is good, one is funny, the other is funny." When do you debut, I'll send you a flower basket, the kind of 299 one. ”
Qiao Mu glanced at Deng Chao and felt that it was this person, who was chaotic and rhythmic, and caused himself to deviate.
However, he smiled and said: "That's okay, tomorrow, I'll go to Deyunse to learn art, learn the Jingdong drum with both hands, and go to the capital and Jinmen to sell art." ”
Xia Yu said, "It's good for you to go." ”
"How?"
"Your name is Qiao Mu. ”
"And then?"
"You give more money and rank up a cloud character. Qiao Yunma, a few more clouds, don't be afraid to take it back, you can still sell it to those few who don't have cloud words when you go out of the school. If you think about it, everyone is happy, isn't it?" Xia Yu said with a smile.
Who he was mocking in this paragraph, Qiao Mu couldn't hear clearly. In short, I don't think it's like he can say it at all.
Jokes, they all have a scale.
Put it on the bright side, lose two sentences, that is, you care about the relationship is good. Put it aside, there is something to say, no matter whether the relationship is good or bad, what you say must be ugly.
If you can't put it on the table, can you still have good words?
It's just that Qiao Mu didn't hear it left and right, and there was any sign of targeting himself in Sang Scolding Huai, so he was calm.
He said: "Forget it, I don't collect invoices much, and there are a lot of troubles." ”
Xia Yu said: "What's the trouble? Now I use WeChat to transfer money, and I don't need invoices." Besides, you have your own money, and you don't need to be hot when you go out of the school. One has a good temper and can't afford to fight with ordinary people, and the other is capable, investing in filming by himself, and he doesn't have any big names. It is estimated that this cloud word may not be taken back. ”
"Forget it, my name is good enough. Qiao Yunmu, this thief is ugly. ”
Qiao Mu smiled, this kind of person with two black heads is the most boring. If you don't stand on the sidelines, you will never be able to speak up or ridicule.
After a while, the director team began to urge.
Qiao Mu, that guy, eats, but the big guy doesn't have anything, waiting for the end of work.
So, it was his depressed journey.
This part of the party is to challenge extreme sports to earn R coins, which are used to buy camping equipment at 1 o'clock.
That's right, it's so capricious!
That group of people, all the selections were made early, and there was only one bungee jumping left. With the right look, Reba didn't care, grabbed his arm, and went there.
Reba, this girl, is her own nemesis.
With his soft temperament, it is impossible for him to adapt to extreme sports. Just imagine, a guy who walks at night will be afraid of bumping into ghosts, and tells you "you jump, I jump", and you dare to jump down, how lacking is that?
At noon, the sun is rising.
The sun shines on the body, warm.
Bungee jumping platform, except for the staff, there is no one else. Ordinary tourists are also restricted from entering and leaving because of filming.
He changed into a diving suit with Reba, walked towards the ascent platform with stiff legs.
In front of that, there are two human-shaped cards, one is Kwangsu and the other is Kim Jong Kook, with poisonous chicken soup like the man saying "You can". Co-authored, they are all big guys who don't jump by themselves and only give others crazy cheers.
The staff, who had been waiting early, learned the New Jersey accent and said, "Here, come here." ”
"Reba. ”
Qiao Mu was stunned suddenly, his eyes looked at each other affectionately, and he felt a little between them, he said, "Do you really want to jump?"
She blushed, avoided the look, and said, "Don't ask, if you're like this, others will see it." ”
"I'll just ask, it's really ......"
"Let's go, let's go!"
Reba dragged him, walked inside, and said, "Let's hurry up and eat after jumping." ”
Qiao Mu was depressed, this guy was so excited, it turned out that it had something to do with the opening of the meal. If you knew this, bring her a barbecue, maybe you can avoid this catastrophe.
When the safety rope was being attached, the interpreter asked, "Do you have a history of heart or brain disease?"
Qiao Mu was straightforward and replied, "No." ”
Reba asked, "Does it have an impact?"
The interpreter asked the staff, and then said: "Bungee jumping requires high physical fitness, and anyone with a history of heart and brain disease cannot participate. Otherwise, it is easy to cause a seizure. ”
"I didn't. Reba turned his head and asked Qiao Mu, "You didn't have it either, did you?"
"No, right?"
"Is there or isn't?"
"No, no. ”
Reba said to the translator, "He didn't either." ”
The interpreter also said: "Anyone who is deeply myopic must also be cautious." Because the hard bungee jump is head-down, the human body falls extremely fast, and it is easy for the brain to become congested and cause retinal detachment. ”
"I ......"
Qiao Mu looked excited, and was about to excuse his myopia, but he saw Reba's pitiful big eyes. He covered his face, squatted down and said, "I'm just more than 200 degrees, jump." ”
Go to the entrance of the platform and look down.
Qiao Mu was not afraid of heights, he pulled the safety rope and asked, "Is it strong?"
The interpreter said, "No problem, there hasn't been a single accident." ”
"What is the accident rate?"
"I don't know, it could be 0.01%"
"Wait, how many am I?"
"It's hard to count. ”
"I'll catch my breath first. Qiao Mu squatted over there, expressing his nervousness. He stood up, gritted his teeth, and said, "o shi shi jie zhi ang!"
"Wait. ”
This time, it was Reba's turn to shout to stop. She said, "Well, can you double jump?"