Chapter 144: Open a small stove
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Seeing the white powder on the tin foil in Banyuanjun's hand, Wu Longlong and the others trembled with fright.
At the same time, Banyuanjun, who looked quiet just now, and even had a shy smile on his face, instantly became the big villain in the TV series in his eyes.
Looking at Banyuanjun, who was getting closer and closer, Wu Longlong even saw the background of the sky being dark, lightning and thunder, and ghosts crying wolves.
"Big, big brother, I, we won't!" Wu Longlong hurriedly threw away the cigarette in his hand and waved his hand to refuse Banyuan Jundao.
And the other two were also trembling at the white powder in Banyuanjun's hand, and at the same time, their eyes glanced towards the door from time to time.
They were afraid that at this time, several soldiers in camouflage uniforms would break into the door from the outside and arrest them as accomplices.
"Oh, don't pretend! You see that you have tattoos of green dragons and wolf heads, smoking cigarettes, and your figures look very strong, and those people I know are basically carved out of the same mold, how can you not even know this, let's take a sip!" Banyuanjun took another step forward and said with a smile.
"Big brother, we really won't!" Wu Longlong was about to cry, so raw, why did he come up with this bad idea to scare this roommate who was more than a month late.
Listening to Wu Longlong's words, Banyuanjun put away the smile on his face with a little shyness, and snorted coldly: "Hmph! Reject me one after another, are you looking down on me and don't even give me face, what do you mean?"
Listening to Banyuanjun's cold snort, the three of them suddenly shuddered.
At this moment, Banyuanjun, in their hearts, is a living social person, and now that their faces are so cold, they suddenly feel that Banyuanjun's danger factor has soared by several ranks.
In order to calm Banyuanjun's anger, Wu Longlong hurriedly cried and said with a sad face: "Big brother, you misunderstood, we really don't know this, this tattoo is actually fake, it was bought at the school gate, the tattoo stickers for ten yuan each, and the cigarettes were also bought, and the three of us can't smoke them!"
In order to prove that his words did not deceive Banyuanjun, Wu Longlong hurriedly rubbed his hand on his arm.
There is a lot of sweat on the body in the summer, and this tattoo sticker is a cheap and inferior product, and when I rub it, it is suddenly rubbed, and the pasty hands and arms are full of colorful paints.
The other two roommates, seeing Wu Longlong's eyes, also hurriedly threw away the cigarette in their hands and rubbed them on their arms, until their arms were colorful.
The cigarettes were thrown away, the tattoos were rubbed, and the three social people who looked full of style just now immediately turned into three pitiful and cautious jokes.
"Big, big brother, put your baby away, the three of us can swear that we haven't seen anything or heard anything today. Wu Longlong said with a bitter face, and the other two also said that they would never tell what they saw today.
And Banyuanjun, looking at their appearance, couldn't hold back anymore, and burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, brothers, don't be afraid, I'm the same as you, I was joking with you just now, this white powder is the lime foam that I scraped off the wall when I turned my back to you just now. Banyuanjun said to the three of them with a smile.
After speaking, with a flick of his wrist, he scattered the white wall ash on the tin foil to the ground.
After the three of them saw Banyuanjun's movements, they were all obviously stunned for a moment.
However, it was Wu Longlong who reacted the fastest, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, big brother is right, this white thing is wall ash, haha, big brother is so smart!"
After listening to Wu Longlong's words, the other two also reacted one after another, and hurriedly echoed Wu Longlong's words.
Obviously, this is the eldest brother deliberately looking for a step down for himself.
Otherwise, no one dares to guarantee that they and others will secretly call the police afterwards.
Now that I said that this thing is wall dust, and it was a joke with myself and others, then I won't leave a tongue.
In order to disguise the real material of the white powder, the thing was actually scattered on the ground.
I heard about that thing, but it was very expensive, but I didn't expect him to even blink an eyelid when he sprinkled it, it's really rich.
Banyuanjun looked at Wu Longlong's performance, and rolled his eyes a little speechlessly: "What I said is true, this is really the wall powder I just scraped from the wall, don't believe you, there are new scratches on the wall." ”
In fact, sometimes many things are like this, when you tell a lie, often many people will believe it, but when you tell the truth, there are few people who believe it.
It's not that people are willing to believe falsehoods, it's because they're willing to trust their own judgments.
After listening to Banyuanjun's explanation, Wu Longlong jumped off the bed suspiciously, leaned over to the wall of Banyuanjun's bed to take a look, and then said in surprise: "!
The other two listened to Wu Longlong's words, and their faces changed three times in a row.
They never thought that the three of them joined forces, not only did they not scare Banyuanjun, but they were frightened by Banyuanjun casually scraping a little powder from the wall.
One of the thin men asked with a somewhat ugly face: "Then you just said that you lied to us in the police station this month."
Banyuanjun said with a smile: "This is not true, the police have cracked a case during this time, and they need me to provide a certain degree of assistance from the side, so I took a month off." ”
Hearing Banyuanjun say this, the faces of the three of them suddenly became unfriendly again.
It turns out that this guy called Banyuanjun is not a social person, just an ordinary person.
But such an ordinary person not only debunked the 'welcome ceremony' carefully prepared for him by the three of them, but also almost scared the three of them into a fart, and under the annoyance and anger, Wu Longlong's face suddenly became unsightly.
Wu Longlong stepped forward and said with a cruel smile: "Hehe, we don't care if you did anything for the police, you came to the dormitory a month later than the three of us, and seriously broke the rules of our dormitory, so this time you came, we need to do something to you, so as to calm the anger of our three brothers!"
After speaking, Wu Longlong clenched his fists and walked towards Banyuanjun with a smirk.
The other two roommates also smiled evilly and came from both sides.
To be honest, they didn't really want to bully Banyuan-kun.
In the future, the four of them will have to live in the same dormitory for a long time, and only a fool will make the relationship too stiff in the first place.
Wu Longlong's purpose was just to scare Banyuanjun and find the field he had just dropped by the way.
Of course, they might as well take the opportunity of Banyuanjun's first arrival to give him a dismount, and then test Banyuanjun's bottom line.
And Banyuanjun was not in a hurry, looking at the three people who came around, his eyes were full of jokes and smiled: "What do you want to do to me, why don't I understand!"
As he spoke, Banyuan-kun held the steel pipe used to support the edge of the bed with one hand.
The steel pipe is the thickness of an egg, and although the inside is hollow, the hardness is also amazing.
After Banyuanjun held the steel pipe with one hand, he used force in his hand, accompanied by a tooth-aching 'squeak' sound, and the steel pipe was twisted and deformed by Banyuanjun.
When the three of them heard the sound of the steel pipe deformation, their eyes involuntarily swept over.
When they saw what was happening, they were all dumbfounded.
"it, it, it!" Wu Longlong couldn't help but shout.
The other two also exclaimed.
Looking at the surprised eyes of the three of them, Banyuanjun let go of the bedpost, leaving behind a steel pipe with a faint handprint, folded inward, twisted and deformed.
"Big brother, can I touch your bed tube, this iron pillar seems to have some tofu scum!" Wu Longlong asked Banyuanjun with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"No problem, I also think this thing is quite tofu scum!" said with a smile.
With the consent of Banyuanjun, the three of them immediately hugged each other, breaking and twisting the steel pipe at the head of the bed, and Wu Longlong even gnawed with his teeth for a long time in a very funny way.
But no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't directly twist the steel pipe into deformation like Banyuanjun.
After the three of them stopped panting, Banyuanjun sighed and said, "Alas, this kind of bed made of tofu scum steel feels a little unsafe to sleep on!"
As he spoke, Banyuanjun restored the steel pipe at the head of the bed to its original state.
"Big brother, how did you do this" Wu Longlong asked Banyuanjun with a constipated face.
Banyuan-kun replied: "Oh, this is simple, with a little effort, it will be like this, don't you know?"
Looking at Banyuanjun's natural look, the three of them couldn't help but be speechless.
Mom sells batches, and bends such a thick steel pipe, I'm afraid no one can do it!
Also, what do you mean by this look of contempt for us in your rightful eyes?
If it weren't for the fear that you would bend our little arms and legs like this steel pipe, we would definitely have beaten you back with this look.
When the corners of the three of them twitched and looked at Banyuanjun speechlessly, Banyuanjun took a breath and asked, "By the way, you haven't answered my question yet, what did you say to me just now?"
Speaking of this, Banyuanjun suddenly changed his expression and said, "It's great that you want to fight with me! I'm the best at fighting, do you three beat me one, or I fight the three of you?"
Looking at the steel pipe with a faint handprint at the head of the bed, and then looking at the excitement on Banyuanjun's face, the other two involuntarily took a step back and pushed Wu Longlong to the front.
Looking at the two teammates who sold themselves in an instant without being righteous, Wu Longlong wanted to cry without tears.
He coughed and said: "Half brother, what do you mean by this The population of two billion in China, from the vast sea of people, the four of us can get a dormitory, what a big fate this is, such a big fate, I don't know how to cherish it, when we meet, we have to talk about fighting, are you worthy of this fate, let's say it, we are college students, college students want to be civilized, how can we meet like barbarians to fight and kill, don't mention this kind of thing in the future!"
Watching Wu Longlong say these funny words seriously, Banyuanjun was also a little funny in his heart, but this scene still has to be continued.
Banyuanjun put away his eager expression, and then changed to a shy smile and said, "Oh, what you said makes sense, but, just now you said in person that you were going to do something to me."
Wu Longlong's expression froze, and then he said: "As roommates, we should help each other, you are new to the dormitory, you must be very uncomfortable with the life of the dormitory, I said what I want to do to you, in fact, I plan to help you make your bed, clean up, as your roommate, these are what we should do!"
"Really, are you sure you don't want to fight me, I'm really good at this!" asked Banyuan-kun with a puzzled expression.
Hearing Banyuanjun say that there was a fight, Wu Longlong couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly said: "It must be true, there can be no more false nonsense, brothers, let's do it, hurry up and make the bed clean up so that we can welcome our new roommate!"
Banyuanjun's bed has not been cleaned because no one has come to live in it for a long time.
The bed board was filled with the daily necessities of Wu Longlong and the three of them.
And under the bed, there are also two pairs of broken sneakers left by the seniors of the previous year, and a few clothes that are like rags and can no longer distinguish the original color.
Wu Longlong and the three of them cleaned up the bed, cleaned the bed, cleaned the bed, cleaned the bed, there were many people, a small bed, in just ten minutes, it was cleaned up.
Then Banyuanjun spread the sheets and quilts and other things on it, and put the daily necessities he brought over to the storage compartment above the bed, and the bed was immediately able to live in people.
Although he was forced by Banyuanjun's force to intimidate the three of them to help him clean up the bed, Banyuanjun knew that if he wanted to make a good interpersonal relationship, it was useless to just use a stick to intimidate.
So after the bed was made, Banyuanjun smiled and said to the three of them: "Today I just arrived, and the three brothers helped me clean up the bed, I was really moved, so in order to thank the brothers, I will be the east at noon today, please have a meal!"
The three of them were originally a little unhappy in their hearts.
At first, he wanted to scare Banyuanjun but didn't scare him, but in the end, he was scared enough.
Then I planned to clean up Banyuanjun, but before I got out of the school, I was scared by the force value shown by Banyuanjun, and in order to hide the embarrassment, I helped Banyuanjun clean up the bed.
This kind of thing, whoever rests on it, will be very unhappy in their hearts.
Although no one said it on the surface, this kind of unhappiness was kept in my heart.
But when I heard Banyuanjun say that he wanted to invite everyone to dinner, this unhappy mood suddenly went to most of it.
It's been a month since the trio came to school.
In the past, when I was at home, I didn't know that firewood and rice were expensive, and when I came to school, I would naturally become extravagant when I had money in my hands.
And just started school, socializing, buying new daily necessities or something is more expensive, and in the first half a month, the living expenses are almost spent.
And now, the new living expenses have not yet been called, and the old living expenses have been almost spent, during this time, almost every day I rely on steamed porridge to survive, and a bird has long faded out of my mouth.
Now that someone suddenly said that they were going to invite them to dinner, it was strange that they were unhappy one by one.
Even if you order any dish in the cafeteria, for the three of you at this moment, Banyuanjun is tantamount to a savior.
"Oh, how embarrassing this is, buddy just came, it was supposed to be our third brother who picked you up, but now it's letting you break the bank, how can you do it!" Wu Longlong said politely with a hypocritical face.
But in fact, his heart was nervous to the limit, for fear that Banyuanjun would listen to his politeness and say, 'Okay, good, then you can invite you today!', if that's the case, then he will be embarrassed.
However, Banyuanjun naturally knew that it was enough, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "You welcome me and help me make my bed, how can I let my brother break the bank, I should be invited today, when I was doing a meal card with Mr. Zhang just now, he said that you can drink in the small canteen on the second floor, let's go there to eat, and drink a little at noon to celebrate." ”
Every school has a small cafeteria, and Banyuanjun's school is naturally no exception.
But as we all know, since it is a small canteen with a small stove, the taste is much more refined than those popular dishes, but the price is also much more expensive.
Hearing that Banyuanjun didn't invite them to eat a little casually in the canteen, but went to the small canteen to make a tooth sacrifice, the three people who had relied on porridge and steamed buns to make a living in the past few days couldn't help but salivate out.
This time, Wu Longlong didn't even dare to be polite, for fear that Banyuanjun would change his mind after hearing his politeness.
A group of four people immediately locked the door and headed towards the small canteen.