Coltsfoot is the flower bud of the coltsfoot of the family Asteraceae, which has a pungent and warm taste, and has the effect of moistening the lungs and lowering qi, dissolving phlegm and relieving cough. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info records in the "Benjing": "It is most appropriate to drink evil asthma and cough in the cold beam lung meridian". Although the smell of coltsfoot flowers is warm, but moist but not dry, the evil of warmth, depressed in the lung meridian and can not be discharged, can also be treated, so the external and internal injury, cold and heat deficiency cough, can be applied, especially the lung deficiency cough for a long time, the most applicable.

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A huge wooden table is placed in the center of the ordinary farmhouse courtyard, and the table is full of all kinds of delicacies, including fatty roast chicken, fragrant boiled fish, greasy stewed meat, and all kinds of refreshing fried vegetables, cold dishes, and fresh melons and fruits.

Li Liang walked in from outside the courtyard angrily, and sat directly on the main seat with his back to the north and south. Then, with a coquettish smile of the warbler Yanyan, Jasmine, Lily, Hibiscus, and Mint in plain clothes, each holding two jars of wine, came out of the side room.

At the same time, one old man and three young people dressed as servants came out of another side room, namely Xu Shan, Tianma, Nansheng and Chu Tianxing. They carried a large roasted pig that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and kept shouting as they walked to the large wooden table. Behind them, You Hao, who wore an apron around his waist, a white hat on his head, a spatula in one hand, and a rice spoon in the other, commanded with all kinds of shouts, and from time to time he would use the "guy" in his hand to knock on the disobedient person twice.

The wine was served, the main dish roasted pig was also served, You Hao, Jasmine and others sat down in turn, plus Li Liang, who had already sat down, there were already ten people sitting around the big wooden table, but compared to the huge wooden table, they only accounted for less than one-third, and it still seemed empty.

"Where are those little rabbit cubs going crazy, how can they still have to be invited to eat?" Li Liang's anger obviously did not completely subside, he glanced left and right at the mostly empty dining table, and couldn't help but scold in a low voice. Then, he turned his face to Jasmine on his right and said, "You don't care about those people under you, you have to send someone to invite you for a meal, in the end are they here to serve me, or are they fucking here to be the uncle?"

Jasmine was not angry when she heard this, she raised her arm and gently touched it with her slender jade fingers, just pointing at Xu Shan, who was sliding down the table, and said slowly: "Bother Xu Lao to take a trip, right?"

"Uh, good, good......" Xu Shan was so depressed in his heart, since he came to this ghost place, he was targeted by Jasmine, a girl, and he was ordered to go big and small, and he didn't know where he offended this aunt before.

"And Mr. Chu......" Jasmine didn't wait for Xu Shan to get up, and her slender jade fingers moved slightly, pointing at Chu Tianxing, who had a straight waist.

"Big lady just command!" Chu Tianxing reacted quickly, and without waiting for Jasmine to finish speaking, he got up directly and respectfully clasped his fists and saluted her.

"Giggle...... , don't dare to take the order, please Mr. Chu also work hard, and ask the children to come over for dinner. Jasmine covered her mouth and chuckled a few times, and then said softly.

"Obey the order, my subordinates will go and invite you young masters. Chu Tianxing respectfully saluted again, and then retreated out of the courtyard.

His actions made everyone sitting stunned for a while, especially Xu Shan, who was reluctant to accept the task just now, and his jaw was about to hit the surface of his feet.

"You said this buddy is really good, it's been almost three years since he came, every day with this virtue, why isn't he annoyed?" Li Liang lightly smashed his mouth twice, said a few words with emotion, and then turned his eyes to look at Xu Shan with his mouth wide open, and said unhappily: "Lao Xu, Lao Xu, don't be damn stunned, hurry up and call someone, everyone is hungry, haven't you seen it?"

"Master, don't rush him, his Alzheimer's seems to have committed it again these days, or I'll call it, hey......" Seeing this, Tianma's eyes grunted a few times, and then showed an expression full of emotion, patted Xu Shan, who had not yet eased up, and shook his head and got up to call someone.

"Ahh

"Damn, there is no normal person!" Li Liang looked at Xu Shan and Tianma who were leaving, and then looked at the people on the left and right who seemed to be fine, and spat angrily and scolded.

"Oh, husband, are you sick? Concubine Rong is your ...... pulse" As soon as Li Liang finished scolding, Jasmine took the lead and said.

"Oh, husband, the concubine, looking at your blue face, the black seal hall is really a symptom of incompatibility of the spleen and stomach, liver deficiency and kidney weakness! Fortunately, the concubine brought medicine for you......" Mint was not to be left behind, and also said with a sigh.

"Husband, Sister Mint's medicine is very good!But if you cooperate with the concubine's bottle of 'Macho Kidney Treasure', then the effect will be better, come on, let the concubine take medicine for you......" Furong continued to follow, her eyebrows and eyes naturally raised, and her cherry lips spit out Youlan, and she also mixed in reluctantly.

"Husband, the concubine has recently studied acupuncture and moxibustion, let the concubine prick a few needles for you, and ensure that the needle is eliminated!"

The four beauties shouted wave after wave to find fault, and they didn't mention Li Liang saying the wrong thing, so they recognized that he was sick, and they were busy chattering around him, feeding medicine, massage, and acupuncture, no matter what Li Liang's attitude was, the legendary "Eight Women" was nothing more than that.

You Hao glanced at the messy four women and Li Liang, and then looked at the boiled fish that was getting lighter and lighter, hesitated, aggrieved, and sighed softly after a while: "What's the noise, can't you have a good meal, the fish is almost cold, and the taste is not fresh......

Nan Sheng didn't seem to see or hear everything that happened, his eyes looked at his nose, his nose looked at his heart, staring at the plate of fried beans in front of him in a daze, his mouth kept babbling, but he didn't make a sound at all, and he didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, he looked quite tangled, not much better than mental illness.

Li Liang was "surrounded and attacked" by four big beauties, as if he had stabbed a hornet's nest, buzzing around and making endless noise, which raised the anger that had not subsided to a higher level. The eye frame gradually turned red, the bridge of the nose slowly turned to the left, the mouth grinned, the face twitched and twitched, and the already not white face was already black and purple at the moment, just like the onset of high blood pressure, which made people feel panicked.

"Pig's head, pig's head, don't run so fast! wait for me......"

"Stupid chicken, I can't grab the hot food for dinner, wait for you, hum, won't you be as stupid as you?"

"Can't you two stop for a while? from morning to night, chasing like this every day, don't you bother!"

"If you want me to say, they do it on purpose and intentionally. Chasing after each other every day, the cultivation is faster than us, isn't it annoying!"

"Hey, don't say it, who makes the family a divine beast, and can be advanced and transformed every day when you play, it's really ...... God's eyes."

"This still needs you to say, if God opened his eyes, there would be no such interracial complicated romance, hey, I don't know what my father thinks, so many mythical beasts in the world don't like it, and they prefer to be a bear, pity me, I can only be a rice bucket......"

"It's better to work hard than to complain about the sky, you guys, you're just too willful. Okay, let's get in quickly, or the master will be mad again. ”

"By the way, Lao Wu, did you say that the master has entered that or something, menopause? I get mad at every turn, I curse people at every turn, and I think about so many corporal punishment items, why don't I feel normal?"

"I'm not sure if he's going into menopause, but his married life should be bad, well, no. ”

"Hey, I said the fifth child, how do you know that the master's husband and wife life is not good?

"Third brother, don't talk nonsense, the work of climbing the wall has always been done by the fourth brother, I just do it for him, really! ”

"Take the wind for the fourth child, then how do you know that the master's husband and wife life is not good?"

"Do you still need to ask? Third brother, what kind of goods are the four hostesses around the master, they are the best of the best! If it were you, what would it be like in the dead of night? You must be fighting hard and hard! And what about the master, can you satisfy the four hostesses when you look at that dry look? So, you have to rely on medicine, and these days the master doesn't take medicine, third brother, do you say that their husband and wife life can be harmonious?"

"Oh, it's not! Old Five, don't say it, it really seems like this......

"Third brother, don't listen to the fifth child, I know about this, the master's husband and wife life is okay, uh, to be exact, it's quite okay, there must be an orgasm every night, really, I often go to eavesdropping. It's just that the master is gifted, has high requirements for the quality of that thing, and always likes difficult actions, and the four hostesses don't give it their best. If you don't believe it, ask the sixth child, we went to eavesdrop together the night before yesterday. ”

"Don't ask me, I don't know anything, I know I'm hungry and my stomach is growling. ”

"I know, I know, I went with Stupid Chicken the night when the fourth brother and the sixth brother went to eavesdrop, and that cry is an old ecstasy!

"You're stupid! But the owner's screams that night were quite loud, well, quite loud. ”

"Damn, fourth, sixth, why do you climb the wall and still take children?"

"How did I know they went, too? Hey, you two, who told you to follow us?"

"No one let me! It's just, it's just that when we were playing in the yard, we saw the sixth brother dangling his ass and drilling a dog hole, and I thought it was fun, so I followed it......

"Sixth, sixth, you said what else you can do but eat, right? Climb a wall and bring out two little tails, it's really yours! Mother, don't tell me anything about seeing the world in the future, just you waste snacks, what can't you do, what nothing to eat. ”

"I, I, I'm not excited, how do you know that there are two little ones behind me......"

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A group of children walked slowly outside the small courtyard, four of them were fourteen or fifteen years old, or they were tall and handsome, or they were burly and strong. There are also two seven or eight-year-old dolls, a man and a woman, with red lips and white teeth, pink and tender, wearing delicate short clothes and short shirts, chasing and playing, very cute.

However, the topic they talked about was a bit of a headache, especially the conversation between the four and a half children, which turned out to be about Li Liang's private life, and his voice was quite high, and he didn't mean to avoid others at all, and he could hear it clearly from a distance, so that Li Liang's already black and purple face had several green tendons of different thicknesses, which looked very hideous from a distance.

At the same time, another group of people came from the other side of the courtyard. There were eight of them, all of them were gray-haired old men, but they were dressed in a variety of ways, including brocade robes, short shirts, plain and elegant Taoist clothes, and ragged peasant clothes.

Behind them, followed by Tianma, Xu Shan, and Chu Tianxing. Tianma hugged Xu Shan's neck and bit his ear, Chu Tianxing pulled Tianma's sleeve and kept shouting, glancing at it from a distance, he always felt that the three of them were like "fox friends and dog friends" who had too much alcohol, one hugged and one blew, and the other looked forward to joining, and lined up in a row, taking up most of the road.

"Motherfucker, shut up Lao Tzu!" Li Liang squinted at the people who had not sat down for a long time, shook their heads slightly, and then got up angrily and roared: "Eat, who the hell dares to say a word again, Lao Tzu feeds him pig shit!"

Everyone braked abruptly after Li Liang's thunderous roar, and looked at it in unison. Then, quietly add vegetables and rice, and eat and drink.

"Hey......" Li Liang looked at the people who were eating honestly, sighed extremely depressed, sat down slowly, picked up the wine bowl and drank slowly, and for a while the noisy courtyard fell silent, except for the sound of chewing, it was the sound of sizzling and drinking.

After maintaining this for almost a pillar of incense, Xu Shan got up with the wine bowl and walked behind Li Liang. He gently touched Li Liang's back, and when he turned around, he respectfully raised the wine bowl to signal "toast". Li Liang didn't refuse his respect, but he wasn't too polite, he just picked up the wine bowl and touched it with him, and then killed it in one gulp. Xu Shan nodded again and again in flattery, then raised his neck to drink all the wine in the bowl, and then returned to his seat in a hurry.

With Xu Shan's lead, Chu Tianxing, Tianma, four and a half children, two little babies, and the eight old men clinked glasses and toasted with Li Liang in turn, and then toasted with You Hao, Jasmine, Lily, Mint, Hibiscus, and Nansheng, so that after two rounds, the small courtyard was noisy again, but this time it was Li Liang who had the loudest voice.

At least the topic of discussion, with his Li Daxian Nong's character, how strong can he be, but the keywords thrown out every time make the four beauties who have already suffered greatly blush, and even bow their heads shyly, shamelessly.