"Eh, be reasonable, you're really too much!"

"Oh, really?"

"Besides, you're so ugly in a police uniform, with spicy eyes. x is the fastest to update"

With a "snap", Qiao Mu's forehead was lightly applauded, and Da Mi Mi: "You again?"

Qiao Mu wore prop handcuffs, rubbed his forehead, and glanced at Da Mi Mi.

She was wearing a public security uniform, and she didn't have any interest, but she looked a little bloated.

Especially her hair, what to comb back?

I'm afraid that Qiao Mu doesn't know that her hairline is high, and she has a headache when she looks at it.

Qiao Mu: "I swear, you are the girl with the highest hairline I have ever seen." Look scared, before you are 30 years old, you will definitely be grateful. ”

"You're tired of it. Da Mi Mi clenched his fists, rode to his waist, twisted his head, and said viciously.

Qiao Mu pursed his lips, and he turned his head: "So, the words are contrary to the ear." Today's young people are just impetuous, and they have to be good. You're sick, with a high hairline and fast hair loss. If you go to the hospital as soon as possible, you really can't do it, so let's get a hair transplant! But what about it? She doesn't listen to the advice of the elderly, and she still wants to beat the elderly. This kind of person, walking on the road, walking around, after coming back, I am afraid that the daughter-in-law of the richest man in Asia can lose all the family property. ”

Da Mi Mi was amused, she patted Qiao Mu's face, "What else?"

Qiao Mu looked at it and said, "What else?"

Da Mi Mi: "You mouth, you're quite poor, go on! I'll see what else you can do." ”

Qiao Mu disdainfully: "Also, you take more medicine, the mental hospital is short of manpower, and I can't arrest you back as soon as possible, you have to control yourself." ”

Da Mi Mi tugged at his ears and said, "You're not afraid of death?"

Qiao Mu didn't believe it, so Da Mi Mi definitely didn't dare to beat him. She even slapped her forehead lightly. Therefore, Qiao Mu said frankly: "I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and went to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun." ”

Da Mi Mi smiled: "Heh, have a temper?"

Qiao Mutou, he: "I, Qiao Da Shao, even if I die, even if I run naked in handcuffs, I will not succumb to your clutches." ”

Da Mi Mi slowly unbuttoned it, and she said, "Am I good-looking?"

Qiao Mu hurriedly closed his eyes, and he muttered: "Death is emptiness, emptiness is color, there are floating clouds in front of you, and after a hundred years, there are piles of white bones." It's all fake, it's karma. ”

Then, he snapped open his eyes and saw a pile of pink bones, taking off his pajama pants. The pink white bone said: "I see that your brother is very uncomfortable, so let it out and breathe." ”

Qiao Mu said with a smile: "Thank you, donor, when the poor monk goes to Bliss, he will definitely remember your goodness." ”

After Da Mi Mi threw his pants on the ground, he lay down beside him, played with his mobile phone, and said, "You are too polite, I just help you take off your clothes." ”

Qiao Mu leaned over and said, "Don't be like this, it's not good." ”

Da Mi Mi pushed him away in disgust and said, "I'm Bai Gu." ”

Qiao Mu said: "The white bone essence is beautiful, when I watched Journey to the West, I thought that if I could soak the white bone essence, it would be beautiful." ”

Da Mi Mi said: "Go out, I'll take a look at Weibo and see how you block him." ”

Qiao Mu took a look, this sister is really pitted. He simply turned around, not bothering to look at the white flowery body.

He began to chant the Heart Sutra and began to continue chanting: "Death is emptiness, emptiness is color." ”

Da Mi Mi suddenly sang: "Queen's Road West and Queen's Road East." ”

"Queen's Road East and Queen's Road Central. Qiao Mu followed the rhythm, answered, and then immediately woke up and said, "Ahh When I recite the Heart Sutra, you will bother me. ”

"I heard you babbling somewhere, and I thought you were singing out of tune. Then I thought, be merciful, and teach you how to sing. Otherwise, when Luo Dayou heard it, he would have to cry angrily. ”

This hand, black is clever.

Not to be outdone, Qiao Mu said: "I originally sang well, but I was spoiled by a smell of feet. ”

Da Mi Mi said: "I want to go swimming tomorrow, but I heard that the water depth is 1.5 meters, forget it, I'm afraid you will drown." ”

Qiao Mu is very unhappy, this is pure rumor, he: "You are unreasonable, I am 176." I'm not Guo Si, I'm not afraid of your entire 175 swimming pool. ”

Da Mi Mi sat up, rested a pair of feet on his head, and said, "You just have a conscience, where is the smell?"

Qiao Mu closed his eyes and said, "I choose death." ”

After a while, Da Mi Mi asked him, "Are you an American citizen?"

Qiao Mu opened his eyes, and his feet were still there, and his eyes were spicy. He propped himself up and said, "No." My household registration and household registration are all in Huadu, and I am a pure and pure Chinese. Where did you hear that?"

Da Mi Mi asked again: "Are your father and mother from Hong Kong Province?"

Qiao Mu looked at her with disdain and said, "You untie the handcuffs for me, otherwise don't shout 'Mom and Dad', listen to the diaphragm." ”

Da Mi Mi put down his mobile phone, took out a key from the messy police uniform, unlocked it for him, and said, "It's not uncommon for me to shout." ”

Qiao Mu shook his hand and said, "Where did you hear the news just now? My mother went to Hong Kong Province once when the penguins were listed, how could she be from Hong Kong Province? My father has been there a lot, but do you think that a person from Hong Kong Province has the qualifications to make real estate?"

Da Mi Mi: "It makes sense, how can anyone else know your family's information, and even the household registration can be checked?"

Qiao Mu was confused when he heard it, and he hugged Da Mi Mi: "Where did you see it?"

"On Weibo. ”

Da Mi Mi grabbed the guy who was rubbing and rubbed and said, "Don't play **." ”

Qiao Mu took Da Mi Mi's mobile phone, unlocked the screen lock, and flipped through the interface where he stayed before. He was surprised: "This group of people, is there a paste in their brains?"

Da Mi Mi: "Who knows? However, the rhythm is quite fierce, you better explain." ”

Qiao Mu had a cold face: "Don't let go." ”

Then squinted his eyes and replied to the rumor-mongering keyboard warrior in the way of codewords.

In the past few hours of the topic of "preventing Du Wenze from coming to the mainland", a new rhythm has emerged.

Make a big news: "Qiao Mu: American nationality." Father Qiao Yuan: Hong Kong Province, China. Mother Qiao Shan: Hong Kong Province, China.

Qiao Mu once became an American citizen when he was in school in California, and he was a guy who wrote more English than Chinese characters.

Qiao Mu blocked Du Wenze, do you think he is patriotic? Really, the country has nothing to do with him. People who abandon Chinese mainland nationality, do you and he love the country? Don't insult the word 'patriotic'.

But to be reasonable, if you want to make money, you must first get your brains, and the Qiao family knows this well. ”

This rhythm instantly became the second place on the hot search list, second only to the topic of "Qiao's family blocked Du Wenze".

Qiao Mu felt that this guy was inexplicable, did he die?

He immediately replied: "You are afraid of the amount of retweets." The criterion for criminalizing defamation committed by information networks, that is, the determination of "serious circumstances". Article 2(1) of the Interpretation stipulates that "the same defamatory information is actually struck, viewed more than 5,000 times, or forwarded more than 500 times", it shall be found to be defamatory and the circumstances are serious. Criminal Law, Article 246 Whoever openly insults others or fabricates facts to slander others by violence or other means, and the circumstances are serious, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, short-term detention, controlled release, or deprivation of political rights. Be reasonable, you are ready to receive a lawyer's letter, if you don't squat in for a few years, I will be a little uncomfortable. Make big news"

Immediately, Qiao Mu took a picture of his ID card, then cropped out the ID number and address, etc., and posted it on the Internet, and the information was very clear.

Name: Qiao Mu

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: Han

Born: February 15, 1991.

Address: Huadu, Guangdong Province.

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