Chapter 1144: Xie Liqiang's brother and sister were tricked by a cow
After Xie Liqiang heard his wife say that his sister had happily agreed that he could accompany him to see Zhao Changshu tomorrow, he couldn't help but be stunned. This girl is really special, how many men who rushed to the door begged her, she loved to ignore it, but she liked to chase Zhao Changlan!
Xie Liqiang seems to have forgotten that Zhao Changshu is a real celebrity in the Xiaoqing River Valley, and has become a legendary figure. Not to mention the girls in their cardamom years, even many old men who have never known Zhao Changshu are very interested in him! Of course, this interest is only out of curiosity about celebrities, which is completely different from the girl's interest in Zhao Changlan.
Xie Xingxing had long heard of many legends of Zhao Lance, but she had never seen Zhao Lance, so she had long wanted to see the true face of Zhao Lance. Now that her brother is willing to lead her to see Zhao Changlan, of course she will not refuse.
As for the so-called blind date?????? , and then I'll talk about it for another time.
Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, whether it can be done or not, the rest depends on Zhao Changlan's attitude.
The next morning, Xie Liqiang drove the Passat of the Furong Town Committee early, picked up his sister Xie Xingxing, and rushed from Furong Town to Zhaozhuang to see Zhao Changshu.
In order to make his sister Xie Xingxing really interested in Zhao Changlan, along the way, Xie Liqiang told many anecdotes about Zhao Changlan's past. For example, the No. 1 Detention Center in Jiahe City, Xiao Qinghe single-handedly stopped the villagers from fighting, and so on. Xie Liqiang's eloquence is not covered, it is practiced by giving reports to subordinates all day long. It is said that this person once gave an off-script speech at a meeting of cadres of the brigade, did not drink water or go to the toilet for three consecutive hours, and did not even repeat a single sentence of speech. It can be seen how good this product is.
Although Xie Xingxing had already heard others talk about these heroic deeds of Zhao Changlan, he still listened to his brother with relish at this time.
When the car drove past the General's Hall, it was about to arrive at Zhaozhuang. Xie Liqiang suddenly found that there were two cows standing on the road in front of him, constantly circling the road.
Looking at the two big black bulls that were getting closer and closer to the car, Xie Liqiang's eyes suddenly widened like copper bells! He saw that the two big black bulls were actually fighting a field battle on the highway! Fortunately, they had not yet entered the main play, but it seemed that the foreplay was about to end, and the next step was to take up their guns and enter the main play.
Xie Xingxing also discovered what the two cows in front of him were doing. Rao is spicy enough, but her face can't help but blush, and she muttered: "Damn bison, don't find a good place for breeding." Whose family is this cow, and his own cattle have suffered a lot, and he will not come out to take care of it, so he has to ask the owner of the big bull for his living expenses for the heifer, right?"
Xie Liqiang couldn't help but be a little speechless, the world of cows is not the same as humans. Sister, this is completely in terms of understanding the world of cows.
In the human world, a man needs to give money to the pheasant if he engages in pheasants, but in the world of cows, the bull engages in a cow, and the owner of the cow wants to give money to the owner of the bull. In fact, when the cows are in heat, they also hope to meet a real bull soon, even if it is a little cowardly, it is not too strong is excellent.
No matter how bad it is, it's better than artificial insemination, right? That guy, a big needle and tube are inserted, and the work will be done in a while! It completely deprives the cow of its natural right to enjoy the life of husband and wife, and it is inhumane!
Of course, Xie Liqiang was embarrassed to tell his sister about these things. He just honked the horn and tried to drive away the two big black bulls that were in the middle of the road.
However, what Xie Liqiang didn't expect was that it didn't matter if he pressed the horn, he actually caused trouble! Because it was not an ordinary cow blocking his car at this moment!
This big black cow is the big black cow that Zhao Changshu bought from Zhao Qingmeng's mother-in-law yesterday afternoon!
It turned out that yesterday afternoon, after Zhao Changlan bought the big black bull, he directly brought it back to Zhaozhuang, and in the evening, he directly tied the big black bull to his super Hummer.
Zhao Changlan originally thought that he had bolted strong enough, but he didn't expect that last night, the big black bull still broke the reins of the cow and ran away!
After this rammer ran out of Zhaozhuang, he ran around, and finally he found a heifer in estrus, so the two big black cows hooked up.
The big black bull is quite unhappy now, he tried his best to finally tease the interest of the heifer, just finished the foreplay, ready to enter the main play, but suddenly a broken car disturbed its good deeds. What made it most angry was that the people in this broken car were still honking their horns vigorously and making a noise!
"Grandma, a bear, are you a fart? Disturb Lao Tzu, do you know! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will overthrow you all at once?" the big black cow thought to himself.
"Moo???????
The big black bull who was not angry in his heart raised his head to the sky and roared, and then stared at the car that had stopped in front of him, and two white breaths continued to emerge from its nostrils, forming two faint white mist under its nose, which looked majestic and murderous.
Looking at the big black bull staring at him angrily through the front windshield, Xie Liqiang couldn't help but feel worried in his heart. He had no doubt that if the big black bull in front of him hit his car fatally, it would definitely make his car scrapped! Look at those two scimitar-like horns, it makes people's hearts palpitate when they look at it!
Xie Xingxing's performance was the opposite of Xie Liqiang, except for the embarrassment at the beginning, this girl not only did not have the slightest fear, but said to Xie Liqiang excitedly: "Brother, hurry, hit it! Look at its horns or your car! Anyway, your car is insured, and it won't cost you money." ”
"My aunt, don't make trouble. Don't you see that the eyes of this big black bull are red? This is a sign that the cow is going crazy! If the ox starts to go crazy, it will be quite terrifying! It is said that in the former Soviet Union, there was an incident where a bison knocked over a train!"
Xie Liqiang said as he turned on his turn signal and tried to get around the big black bull. This guy didn't even dare to press the horn.
"Cut, it's boring. Xie Xingxing couldn't help muttering when he saw that his brother was actually planning to bypass the big black bull.
However, as soon as Xie Xingxing finished muttering, a pig-killing scream suddenly came out of his mouth, which seriously damaged the ladylike image of this girl.
A thousand mistakes, Xie Liqiang really shouldn't have turned on the turn signal, and the big black bull that suddenly flashed the turn signal was close at hand, and it was completely angry!
I saw the big black bull suddenly crash into the hood of the car!
"Bang!"
"Ah???????h Xie Xingxing's screams tore through the sky! She finally believed what her brother had just said.
The Passat shuddered violently, and a faint white smoke rose from the hood, and he suddenly stopped moving.
Xie Liqiang was horrified to see that the scimitar-like horns of the big black bull pierced into the hood without hindrance!
Xie Liqiang tried to relight the fire and run away quickly, but the car couldn't start. Obviously, the big black bull must have knocked out the engine just now.
What's worse is that the big black bull didn't even plan to stop there, this guy pulled the horns out of the hood with a bang, spared a few steps to the side of the car, and then took a few steps back, lowered his head, and ran a short distance, about to crash into the car again!
This rammer often crashes and crashes out of experience. I knew that it would be difficult to hurt the people in the car by hitting the hood, so the second time I went straight to the passenger door of the car!
Sitting in the passenger seat was Xie Xingxing!
"Bang!"
The sharp horns directly penetrated the car door and went straight to Xie Xingxing's ribs! Fortunately, Xie Xingxing was frightened just now, and sat relatively far inside, almost sticking to Xie Liqiang's body, so he gave the horns a considerable buffer space, and when the horns were about to touch Xie Xingxing's body, the bull's head was finally blocked by the car door.
But this time, Xie Xingxing didn't scream, just stared at the horns that were about to pierce his ribs with frightened eyes. This girl has been completely stupefied.
The big black bull didn't stop moving, but ran forward quickly with the car!
The heavy Passat was constantly moving sideways on the road by this rammed load, and it seemed that it was about to fall under the roadbed, and under the roadbed was the small Qinghe that had been frozen!
"Jump!"
Xie Liqiang roared wildly, opened the car door and stepped down. Xie Xingxing finally understood, this girl hunched her waist, stepped from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, and then jumped to the ground in one step.
Fortunately, the speed of the car moving sideways on the road was not too fast, and the two men finally got out of the car safely. Seeing that the people in the car had gotten out of the car, the big black bull no longer competed with the car, but suddenly pulled out the horns and forced the two of them!
Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing looked at the big black bull with their heads lowered and forced towards them, and their frightened souls flew away!
The horns of the big black bull can penetrate even the iron skin of the Passat, and if it stabs their flesh and blood, it will definitely disembowel them, and the blood will stain them on the spot!
The frightened two couldn't care about the car, so they spread their feet and ran forward along the road, shouting for help as they ran. Xie Xingxing was wearing high heels and ran slowly, Suo Xing directly threw off the high heels and ran forward barefoot, not caring about the pain of the white and tender little feet being hurt by the sand and gravel on the road.
However, it is winter now, and the Spring Festival is approaching, there is no way to live in the crops, and most of the units have already taken holidays, so there are few people who go out early.
Therefore, although Xie Liqiang and the two of them roared through their throats, they did not meet anyone!
Fortunately, although the big black bull is fierce, it is not a carnivore after all, and he didn't think about treating Xie Liqiang and the two as a good meal. It just wanted to teach these two a lesson, who let them disturb his good deeds?
Now the big black bull has smashed Xie Liqiang's car to pieces, and the anger is almost out, so it no longer thinks about hurting Xie Liqiang and the two, but just chases the two of them unhurriedly in the back, and has nothing to tease them.
The heifer also came to be interested, and followed the big black bull to tease Xie Liqiang and the two.
Looking back at the two fierce bulls that were getting closer and closer to them, Xie Liqiang and Xie Xingxing didn't even have time to make a call for help, they were almost desperate!
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