Chapter 145: Finally a normal person

Because it is the first time to invite classmates to dinner, it is not appropriate to be extravagant, otherwise, there will be a suspicion of showing off your wealth.

Banyuanjun calculated, together with himself, plus three roommates, a total of four people, two meat, two vegetables, four dishes and one soup plus some rice steamed buns should be enough, just enough to eat, and it will not seem extravagant and wasteful.

Before the meal was served, the four of them naturally got to know each other first.

Wu Longlong was the most active, and it was the second time he met Banyuanjun, so he took the initiative to introduce two other roommates to Banyuanjun.

After Wu Longlong's introduction, Banyuanjun knew that He Zhengming was not only a native of XY, but also a student bully in the dormitory.

During the college entrance examination, He Jianming's total score was 711 points, only two points apart, and he was the top student in the college entrance examination in XY City.

This score far exceeds the admission line of 680 points of Beijing University, and all colleges and universities in China can basically line up for him to choose.

There are even many colleges and universities that offer attractive conditions for tuition and fees waivers.

However, in the end, He Zhengming still filled in his first choice at the only pheasant university in the city.

Listening to what Wu Longlong said, He Fengming was picked up by a beggar woman in Y City since he was a child, and now he has been raised as an adult, but his beggar mother's adoptive mother is old, full of more than eighty years old, and her life is very inconvenient.

The reason why he chose to stay in XY was just to be able to go back every week during the holidays to clean his adoptive mother's residence and wash his clothes.

Originally, He Zhengming did not publicize this matter and kept it hidden, but during the military training, He Zhengming's street director found the school, saying that they had finally produced a talent in the street, and they couldn't waste it like this, so they wanted He Fengming to change to a famous school, and his adoptive mother was taken care of by the street.

As soon as this kind of thing came out, it immediately made everyone in the school know.

Many students and teachers heard about He Jianming and wanted to sponsor him, but He Zhengming refused the kindness of the street and teachers and classmates, and said that he hoped to live and study normally as before in the future, and refused all media interviews.

Despite refusing media exposure, He still became a star at the school, but out of respect for him, people knew that he didn't like to make noise, and there weren't too many people to disturb his life.

Even 80% of the people in the school who had heard He Fengming's name didn't know what he looked like.

For roommates who will live under the same roof for four years in the future, this kind of well-known thing, when Wu Longlong said it, He Fengming did not stop it.

After all, a certain understanding of each other between roommates is also the basis of a future life.

After learning about He Fengming, Banyuanjun was in awe of him.

Although Banyuanjun doesn't agree with He Fengming's refusal of others' kind help, for such a person who has his own bottom line and strictly abides by it, Banyuanjun has always looked at it with respect.

As for the last roommate, Ye Chengyuan, his appearance is ordinary, and the rest are not too outstanding.

However, Wu Longlong said that Ye Chengyuan's singing is very good, and he has his own style, and those familiar songs, after passing through his mouth, will always give people a refreshing feeling.

At the freshman gala held during military training, at the freshman talent show, Ye Chengyuan's song made him receive more than ten love letters that night.

Wu Longlong thought that Ye Chengyuan would become a playboy in his dormitory, and throughout his college career, he showed mercy everywhere, who knows, Ye Chengyuan threw away all the love letters sent to his dormitory.

If there is a person who comes to the door, it is just a cold sentence that he has a girlfriend and refuses.

Although Ye Chengyuan sings well, his appearance is mediocre.

Those rejected girls have not had any bloody plots such as love and hate.

After Wu Longlong introduced the two, it was his turn.

And just when Wu Longlong was about to start introducing himself, He Fengming and Ye Chengyuan next to him suddenly seemed to realize something, and then their faces changed drastically.

Especially Ye Chengyuan, who blurted out directly: "Don't ......"

But Ye Chengyuan's rest of the words were not finished, and when Banyuanjun was a little strange, Wu Longlong's introduction to himself had already begun.

I saw him clear his throat, and then said in a very fast tone: "Three big brothers, please pay attention, yes, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds landing, is it a handsome word to describe, handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the world, lonely master, invulnerable, self-respecting, jade-faced Langjun, invincible, invincible, brave and fearless, King Kong is not bad, wise and martial, chivalrous and extraordinary, righteous and thin, ancient and modern, incomparable, modest and studious, Shameless to ask, smart and clever, lively and lovely, warm to friends, ruthless to the enemy, insidious and cunning, do everything, ruthless, do no evil, go to the soup to friends, no longer give up, two ribs in the knife, bullets and bullets, courageous, generous, shrewd, immortal blessing forever, longevity and Tianqi, unforgiving, a hundred fights do not die, heroes in chivalry, dragons and phoenixes among people, affectionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous, personable, domineering, noble temperament, single noble, Maung Sai Pan'an, outwitting Kong Ming, Yongbi Zilong, Yichao Guan Yu, Qiaoyue Luban, Supreme and Holy, Supreme, Gorgeous, Heroic, Moral Example, Thousands of Cups Not Drunk, Sitting Still, Knowledgeable, Talented, Proud of All Beings, Outside the World, Bright and Fair, Impartial and Selfless, Shocking the Past and the Present, the First Hero, the Great Hero, the Great Grandmaster, Urgent as the Wind, Quiet as a Forest, Sweeping Like Fire, Immovable as a mountain, known as a pear blossom pressed begonia, people send nicknames to the world and the earth omnipotent jade-faced little flying dragon, handsome and wisdom incarnation, chivalrous and benevolent and righteous mixture, skillfully cooked pork ribs, incomparably fragrant, swaying back to the intestines, swallowing alone, only hate the world, there are eyes without eyes, empty residual fragrance only hate, the car sees the car, the coffin also opens the lid, the beer sees the lid open, the fish sees the fish jumping, the swallow sees the swallow dance, the bird sees the birdsong, the Buddha sees the daze, the bird sees the bird stupid, the popular girl killer, the graceful Yushu Linfeng, gentle and lovely, a little perverted, innocent, kind, lively, and dashing, the Yushu Linfeng is unique, the pride of the sky like Wu Longlong!”

He Fengming and Ye Chengyuan next to him didn't wait for Wu Longlong to finish speaking, they covered their ears with their hands, and a painful expression appeared on their faces.

And Banyuanjun looked at Wu Longlong with a confused expression, and the whole person was stunned by him.

When he usually speaks, Wu Longlong's speed of speech is not very fast, but when he says this, the speed of speech is almost two or three times that of a normal person.

If it weren't for Banyuanjun's very good hearing, he wouldn't even be able to hear what he was saying at all.

And the most important thing is that when Wu Longlong said these hundreds of words, he seemed to have only gasped three or four times, which couldn't help but make Banyuanjun suspect that Wu Longlong's words may have been able to remember so clearly after years of training.

After finishing speaking, Wu Longlong took a few breaths loudly, and then looked at the stunned Banyuanjun in front of him with a contemptuous look.

It was as if he was saying that Hanyuan-kun was a 'stupid human'.

"Big brother, don't be so exaggerated, this stinky and long introduction, you don't have to say it once a day, this is the beginning of the school month, we have all listened to it thirty or forty times combined!" Ye Chengyuan put down the hand covering his ears and said with a sad face.

He Zhengming also nodded approvingly beside him.

As for Banyuanjun, he didn't know what to say at all.

Because until now, he has not been relieved from his confusion.

Wu Longlong took a sip of water, and then said proudly: "If this introduction is not used a few more times, wouldn't it be a waste of my hard work for more than a month to memorize and don't be so helpless, I clearly see boundless admiration in your eyes!"

Banyuanjun also took a sip of water and exclaimed: "That's right, admire! I really admire! You introduce yourself, you are invincible!"

Wu Longlong was also very happy when he heard Banyuanjun's words, but soon, he said with a gloomy expression: "Alas! It's a pity that only Banyuanjun knows the goods, if my college entrance examination correction teacher is also as knowledgeable as you, and doesn't give me zero marks in the essay, then I may not be in this school!"

When Banyuanjun heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched: "You, this is what you wrote in your college entrance examination essay."

"Almost, the title of the essay is to introduce yourself, I wrote a 1,500-word extended version, if it weren't for the limited number of grids on the composition paper, I also have a 3,000-word deluxe version of self-introduction and a 6,000-word Supreme version of self-introduction, Banyuanjun, let's see each other at first sight, go back and find a time for me to read the Supreme version of the self-introduction to you!" Wu Longlong looked at Banyuanjun and said with anticipation.

After listening to Wu Longlong's self-introduction of the supreme version of 6,000 words, Banyuanjun was not calm, and quickly changed the topic and said: "Ahem, that, how many points did you score in the college entrance examination?"

Wu Longlong sighed and said: "Hey, because I was mistakenly judged as a zero score in the essay, my total score in the college entrance examination this time is only a mere two hundred and fifteen points!"

"Poof, cough, cough, cough ......" Banyuanjun sprayed Wu Longlong in the face with a mouthful of water extremely impolitely, and then coughed painfully after being choked.

Seeing Wu Longlong wiping his face with a tissue with a resentful face, Banyuanjun apologized again and again after relieving himself.

However, you got 215 points in the test, even if it is a full score in the essay, it is not enough to pass the three books, and there is a difference between not going to this school!

After this introduction, Banyuanjun finally has a certain understanding of his three roommates.

The eldest He Fengming is a celebrity in school, with filial piety and perseverance, and is a legendary academic tyrant.

The second oldest Ye Chengyuan is the god of songs, and a song can attract the confession of more than a dozen girls, which shows that his songs are at least more sensational than those sung by 80% of the big stars.

As for the youngest Wu Longlong, he is a complete comic, and it is certain that he is still a fighter in the comics.

Through understanding, Banyuanjun is basically, no, it is absolutely certain that the idea of scaring himself with tattoo stickers is definitely Wu Longlong's teasing.

Finally, it was Banyuanjun's turn to introduce himself.

Banyuanjun thought for a while and said: "My name is Banyuanjun, male, female-hobby, GS people, there are parents at home, grandpa and a younger sister, my dad is a teacher, my mother is a housewife, my sister is still homeschooling, well, I scored 423 points in the college entrance examination, and today I am fortunate to be roommates with the three brothers, I hope that in the future, if there is anything that is not done well, I hope you can take care of it more!"

After listening to Banyuanjun's decent introduction, the three of them glanced at each other.

Then, as if they had discussed, they let out a long breath and said in unison, "Hey, we finally have a normal college student in our dormitory!"