Chapter 111: Who's Ugly and Who's Embarrassed
The title of the third episode of "Never Expected" is 'Have a lot of children'!
This episode is also two small stories, the first story is that Wang Dazhui fell in love with a beautiful female colleague of the company, Xiaomei, and then he began to try his best, such as being handsome, humorous, and manly, and he ate cockroaches.
As for the final reversal of the ending, it was even more thunderous, this Wang sledgehammer went to the toilet, only to find that Xiaomei also came to urinate next to him, and then the rough voice of the sentence "Big brother, you pee too" instantly made people laugh.
At the same time, this first little story used the stalk of 'picking up soap' at the end, and the sentence 'Yami Butterfly' after closing the door at the end made countless otaku laugh with understanding.
There is no problem with this first story, and it is a little better than "A Good Guy" in terms of funniness, the problem is that it appears in the second story!
This story is mainly about Wang Da Hammer was born in ancient times, and then he was a three-nothing dick, and when he saw a doctor, he was repeatedly asked by doctors why he didn't get married?
The next is to open the road of blind date, the first portrait is a very beautiful sister paper, the result is a middle-aged aunt when they meet, here Wang Da Hammer complained fiercely that the conscience of the matchmaker and the painter was eaten by the dog'!
As for the very witty Wang Da Hammer, he pretended to be mentally retarded and escaped the recognition of the middle-aged aunt, but just when Wang Da Hammer thought he was very smart, he only saw the middle-aged aunt pick up the loudspeaker and advertise it, which made Wang Da Hammer feel that his blind date career was coming to an end.
At this time, the beautiful sister paper appeared again, and then Wang Da Hammer's various performances, such as various foreign language certificates, horse riding certificates, etc., even the divine doctor was on the side to assist, as for the sister paper sometimes frowned and disdained Wang Da Hammer to feel that the opportunity was slim!
"May I ask how your family conditions are? How many horses do you have at home? How many houses do you have? How many official residences are there? How many stones are in Yuelu?"
The flip of the sister paper made Wang Dazhui kneel down directly, and then said that he was a dick with nothing!
"You are very honest, I just appreciate a frank and responsible man like you!"
Sister paper stretched out her hand at this time and said.
"Zi said, happiness always comes very quickly, I have had my own child after only three months of acquaintance! I am really happy!"
With Wang Dazhui's words, the camera showed the sister paper holding a black doll!
Come to an end!
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This second story is also a metaphor for a wave of honest people being used as spare tires, such as 'having a child in three months', giving birth to a black child, etc., all let everyone know that this Wang Sledgehammer is happy to be a father!
In this way, this is a little similar to the third episode of "A Good Guy"!
Although one is in ancient times and the other is in modern times, they are all the same blind date routines of honest people, the same ridicule of some current green tea, and the same pregnancy wants to find an honest person to take over!
There are not a few cases of stalks in TV series, not only TV series, but also movies, scripts, online texts, and physical books have all had stalks.
What does a saying say?
It's not scary to pretend, whoever is ugly is embarrassed!
As for this stalk, it's the same, it's not terrible to pretend to be a stalk, whoever is a scumbag is embarrassed!
At this time, the discussion on the Internet about "Never Expected" and "A Good Man" is also intensifying!
"I'm gone, these two dramas are simply in love and killing each other, and now they have collided!"
"I still think "Never Expected" is a little funnier, this line of "A Good Person" is simply too brain-dead. ”
"That's right, I think so too, "Never Expected" and "A Good Man" are already three episodes, I want to say that I have been completely disappointed in Ding Jun. ”
"Haha, if you still say that "A Good Man" can fucking crush "Never Expected", I think it's either blind or bad. ”
"Alas, it's not terrible to hit the stalk, but "Never Expected" really beat "A Good Man" in terms of processing!"
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Many people are becoming more and more disappointed with "A Good Man", even the fans who were unswerving before are also a little disappointed at this time, "A Good Man" has three episodes, but these three episodes make them feel that Ding Jun has not made any progress at all, and even the third episode is too brain-dead.
Again, some people may say the 'good girl theory' on the Internet, but few girls actually say this in reality.
Not to mention that the character given by this sister paper is still Bai Fumei!
How could Bai Fumei say that?
Everyone has some drama, so that the comedy jokes have decreased a lot!
In comparison, "Never Expected" is much more relaxed, and the whole process is very knowledgeable, only the occasional sneer at the corner of the mouth disdainfully expresses the true thoughts of the heart, and the sentence "You are very honest ......" is even more sarcastic.
The online discussion has soared, but it can be summed up in one sentence——-
"A Good Man" was once again crushed and beaten by "Never Expected"!
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Qifeng.com!
"Plagiarism!! this Lin Chen must have plagiarized our "A Good Man!!"
"It's definitely plagiarism, damn, let's be a blind date story, but it turns out that he is also a blind date story,, didn't plagiarize and cheat the ghost?"
"Lin Chen must be sued!"
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Everyone in "A Good Man" is angry, thinking about the self-confidence of the previous fan, but now they don't even know their parents who have been hit, so now in order to improve their self-confidence, they can only find a reason to say that this "Never Expected" was plagiarized from them.
At this time, Ding Jun shook his head slightly and smiled bitterly: "Then let me ask you what about the evidence? Could it be that the source of our "A Good Man" has been leaked? Besides, this is just a stalk, don't you think we are embarrassed enough?"
"That?"
Everyone was puzzled: "What now?"
"I happily said that it was just a stalk, and it said that we appreciate "Never Expected" very much!"
Ding Jun smiled: "This can still show our generosity, besides, isn't it good that online dramas are prosperous?"
After listening to Ding Jun's words, everyone was completely stunned!
I had to shout and kill Lin Chen before, but I shook hands and made peace in the blink of an eye?
Ding Jun didn't explain anything, at this time, in the face of this dilemma, all they could do was to shake hands generously, otherwise what else could they do?
And in this way, it is also good for him Ding Jun and "A Good Man"!
Anyway, the big movie "A Good Man" has been put on the agenda, and the audience must not be lost!