Chinese New Year's Eve, a large family stayed in front of the TV, and Li Cheng ran after Li Bai's buttocks...... begged Li Bai to teach him to fight pesticides, all kinds of begging for covers, begging for substitution, earnest, dead skin, and the alienation of previous years.

The atmosphere at home has also changed significantly.

Uncle Li Huangshu was less scolding Fang Qiu, more listening, occasionally had any ideas, and would seriously discuss with Li Bai and Li Liguo.

In fact, the biggest change is still Li Bai.

When he first entered the door, his grandparents almost couldn't recognize him, and they looked at him several times before dragging their grandson to get closer.

Although his appearance has not changed much, his whole temperament has been renewed, and the strong sense of confidence and aura brought by him makes him like a scaly worm molting a dragon compared to himself last year.

A big family is a "big star", but he is as thick-skinned as a city wall, and he actually accepted it so calmly, without correcting their statement at all.

Although there are very few jokes about him circulating on the Internet, it is not like Da Sima's "melon peel", "non-existent", "wow", and Daxian "take medicine, don't panic, don't get angry", has many classic quotations.

But this does not prevent the popularity of his live broadcast room, and the audience who stays in his live broadcast room every day as salted fish is simply not too much, and the number of his followers has even reached 10 million.

It's "terrifying!"

In a sense, he is indeed more like a star than ordinary stars, but the exposure rate is much less, so low-key that he is not even verified on Weibo, and the news he posts is just those disease-free moans when he was a student.

And because of the shielding system, few paparazzi and reporters dig deep into his personal experience.

At half past eight, Lao Wu, the big guy of the starting point live broadcast platform, called to greet him, and mentioned it by the way: "The starting point international station has been opened, and the content of your live broadcast is on fire overseas, and the technical staff is currently compressing the content and looking for a translator, and then all the subscriptions will be half of yours, but the time for the money to arrive may be a little later." ”

It's another lot of money, Meizizi.

Sleepless tonight, the whole family keeps the New Year.

The smell of incense and candles filled the courtyard.

As the time came to 12 o'clock at midnight, the old standing bell rang loudly.

2017 has completely passed, the new year has arrived, the sound of firecrackers exploded, burning the whole village, last year to welcome the new year, festive extremely, but not long after, there are sirens sounding.

After a few moments, the sound of firecrackers was faint.

The old man ran back with his uncle in horror, with a few pieces of "earth red" red paper on his head, and said in horror: "I was almost caught! I thought it didn't matter what it was below, but I didn't expect that even this small village would have police cars squatting." ”

Li Bai was holding a porcelain bowl, eating dumplings, and almost laughed when he heard the words, the air quality in Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei is indeed too poor, and the fireworks control should be taken for granted, but it is inevitably a little unkind.

The night is very dark, grandparents and aunts and mothers have gone to worship the gods, in their hometown, every household is offering papier-mâché statues, look at the composition inside, probably there is some Jade Emperor or something.

Li Bai was also grabbed by his mother's ears and pulled to worship God, asking for a smooth career and good health.

Actually, he didn't believe it very much.

Although there have indeed been gods and Buddhas in the world, as a reserve immortal, he knows one thing very clearly: if he becomes an immortal, even if a group of believers gather together and worship him every day, it is impossible for him to deal with a group of mortals.

It is better to ask God than to yourself.

Worship the Buddha and pray to God, if you can't get good health, marriage money, at most you just ask for peace of mind.

Standing in front of the futon, he couldn't help but say in his heart: "Seniors, although I know that most of you have already been led, as a junior, I still want to pay tribute to you." ”

Not respectful at all!

If Heavenly Court is still there, Li Bai will fly up in the future, and the Jade Emperor will definitely give him small shoes to wear and let him be Bi Ma Wen.

On the altar of heaven and earth, there are two lines of big characters: "a pillar of incense to the sky, three cups of wine to lay the ground", there is a horizontal batch of "three worlds of heaven and earth" in the middle, the incense burner burns a meter-high coarse incense, until noon the next day, it can not be extinguished.

After he finished worshipping heaven and earth, he was dragged to worship all kinds of colorful gods pasted on the wall, and he didn't know any of them anyway.

It's like this every year, if there is a year, he doesn't have to worship, but he feels a little uncomfortable, and he feels that he has no New Year's flavor, this day is actually not far away, anyway, the old mansion will not be lived in soon.

Finally, run to the welcome wall and worship Master Zhong Kui.

Although this Zhong Kui is not Zhong Kui, Li Bai's psychological activities are still much more complicated, Zhong Kui is the god of the town, and the couplet is "Tang Dynasty Wenjinshi, Zhenzhai Wukui God", and the horizontal criticism of "both civil and military".

The couplet was written by his father himself, so Li Bai held back his laughter and did not identify the word "kui" in the "town house martial arts god" as "鬽".

It's also normal.

Although my father's education level is not low, he uses electronic software all year round, and when he rarely writes with a pen, it is normal to write a typo, but it is a bit embarrassing to let others see it.

So he wiped it with his hand, erased the word "鬽" out of thin air, and pointed to it like a pen, outlining an ink-colored "Kui" character, straight as a pine, sharp as a sword!

As soon as Li Bai was about to go back to the hall, he was stopped by his cousin and begged: "Brother, teach me to beat Li Baibei, this hero is a girl thief, elegant, and smart, and it is the most suitable for you." ”

"Don't be a sycophant, bring your phone. ”

Li Bai rolled his eyes, he couldn't sleep at night, so just teach him two hands.

This kid is not addicted to pesticides and can't extricate himself, he is probably moved by the sentence "Beauty is only worthy of the strong", and he feels that as long as he hits Xingyao, he is qualified to take his sister to pretend to be compared and regain his beloved.

To be honest, many times, people play competitive games to pursue a high rank, not to surpass themselves, more often, just to show off their qualifications.

The night went on like that.

Four o'clock in the morning.

The group set off and prepared to go to the ancestral tomb.

The sky was still dark, there were no female dependents, pedestrians gathered from the house, relatives of the same clan converged into a river, and a group of about 20 people walked on the street, very lively.

When they arrived at the grave, they burned paper money and lit incense and candles.

Set off firecrackers, fireworks.

Nobody cares, Meizizi.

Don't expect a bunch of small villagers to have the world in mind every day.

Remediation of pollution is indeed a good thing, but when it comes to individuals, it still seems too far and empty.

When everything is done, the sky is bright.

I went to visit relatives again, the village is not big, but it is definitely not small, and after a trip down, Li Cheng's leg was about to break, and he yelled to go to the Internet café to fight Jedi to survive, and was shut up by his father.

Li Huangshu said angrily: "What are you fighting PUBG, do you know that you are in PUBG now, why do you have to follow me?"

Li Liguo persuaded: "The child is young, and it is also appropriate to want to play games, let Xiaobai take him there later, and come back early in the afternoon to make up for sleep." ”

Li Bai looked at this scene, and at the same time with a warm heart, he couldn't help but have a trace of fighting spirit, facing the afterglow of the rising sun, he said silently: "In the new year, I will become a new legend." ”

Waved.

Say goodbye to 2017.

.......

In the blink of an eye, three days passed.

Li Bai packed his luggage, prepared to start a new live broadcast, went to the supermarket to buy a bunch of things, and was so busy that his heels didn't touch the ground, and his mother's distressed tears were about to fall.

In fact, she didn't know that most of those things were delicious snacks for Mulan.

Leave home and get ready to teleport.

Li Bai suddenly remembered a very important thing - he forgot Rena to the Great Wall, this girl's sense of existence is too low, and she is mysteriously engaged in scientific research all day long, but she has been away from the Great Wall for so long, and she doesn't remember that she didn't come back with her.

But also, if she comes back with him, she will definitely have to stay in the Qiankun ring for a long time, if she jumps out, he will not be able to wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River, who wants to marry a sexbot or a spaceship!

Select Teleport.

A sense of weightlessness descends.

The system prompt sounds:

The teleportation channel is open——

Activating the Translation System –

Start the automatic brain replenishment and shielding system——

Start the task system -

Bind the synchronous transmission function of the live broadcast room——

Officially logged into the world - the King Continent.

Welcome back - Qinglian Sword Immortal, Li Taibai.

......

The chosen one is about to land on the King Continent, and the coordinates are locked as, Qin State, at the foot of Mount Tai.

The system prompts that a special main quest will be opened in this scene.

Special Main Quest: The World's First Sword!【Achieve at least the top five positions in Tarzan's Sword Discussion, and the rewards will be richer for each increase in the ranking of the chosen one.】 】

Rewards: Skin inheritance, two-star participation in business.

Note: If you obtain the title of "The First Sword in the World", the chosen person can use the ontology to enter the inheritance world to obtain more resources and improvements.