In the end, under Tang Wan'er's best efforts, the headline on the front page of "Yangzhou Daily" did not appear with the explosive headline "Suspected mentally ill man running naked in tears". Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Liu's heroic posture with the wind was not recorded by the reporter's smart brush.

It's just that Liu Suifeng doesn't know very well how he can appear in this place.

"I said, Brother Qingshu, why are we here? Tang Wan'er asked with a little blushing on her face.

At this time, Liu Suifeng, Tang Wan'er, and Dong Qingshu were standing in front of a bustling deep alley.

In the deep alley, the lanterns hanging under the eaves on the left and right emitted a blurry red light in the slightly dark sky.

On the open courtyard gate, the translucent pink flirtatious gauze is fluttering charmingly in the wind.

In the deep alley that is not too wide, it is crowded with people, and almost all of them are merry and talented people (well-dressed beasts) with folding fans in their hands and wide robes and big sleeves like Dong Qingshu.

They were greeting each other one by one, looking at each other meaningfully with their eyes, and smiling slightly.

In the gate of the two courtyards, singing and dancing are endless.

Hearing Tang Wan'er's question, Dong Qingshu handed over a card in his hand and said, "Don't think of me as that kind of person, I'm a serious eater, of course I'm here for this." ”

"Uh...... White-collar workers, young women, school girls, eliminate your fatigue, soothe your restless heart?"

Picking up the small card in Dong Qingshu's hand that was not displayed according to laws and policies, Liu Suifeng was obviously a little embarrassed.

Tang Wan'er on the side, looking at the content that was not displayed on the small card, her face was even more flushed, and it was the first time she knew that a woman could dress like this, pose like this, and show that kind of demeanor.

"Huh?" Listening to Liu Suifeng's words, Dong Qingshu also seemed to realize that something was wrong.

Hurriedly snatched back the small card in Liu Suifeng's hand and looked at it.

"Eh, yes, I got it wrong, it's this, it's this!"

Seeing that the small card in his hand was full of rich content of "laws and policies are not displayed", Dong Qingshu also panicked and stuffed it back into his shirt and took out another small card.

"Provoke!"

But it was too late, when Dong Qingshu was desperately trying to rescue him, Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er had already tacitly agreed to take a step away from Dong Qingshu, and looked at Dong Qingshu with disgust.

"No, no, it's really just a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding? Secretly hiding the small card in the placket, which is also called a misunderstanding?"

"It's not what you think!"

I saw Dong Qingshu take out the small card that was "not displayed by laws and policies" from the placket again, and pointed to the bottom of the small card with one hand.

"Look at the lines below!"

"Strong Qi Attack, Queen Suffers, Muscular Man?" Reading the line of words that Dong Qingshu pointed to, Liu Suifeng's whole body trembled, and he took a step back, "Brother Qingshu, I know that you people in the city are more open, and this is not discrimination, but let's keep a little distance in the future." ”

"Hmm......" Tang Wan'er looked at the two of them with some surprise, making up something by herself.

"Eh?" Dong Qingshu turned his hand, looked at the place where his finger was pointing, and moved it down a little more, and then turned over the small card in his hand again.

"No! no!

"Gold buys laughter, it's nothing more than the prince and grandson?Red sleeves invite joy, are they all bewitching and beautiful?" Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er opened their eyes wide, approached their faces, and sure enough, they saw a line of words in the place where Dong Qingshu pointed.

This is Xu Jiaojiao's embarrassment in life back then, and as a Qing man, she left a true handiwork!"

"Xu Jiaojiao?" Liu Suifeng scratched his head, obviously not knowing what this was.

Tang Wan'er on the side was a little more surprised in her eyes, "Xu Jiaojiao, isn't this the famous prostitute who is famous in Yangzhou?...... No, it should be said that he is a clean man who sells his art but not his body.

It is said that even Hua Huizong, who was once the king of a country, was his brainless fan, and sent people to collect Xu Jiaojiao's true works everywhere, at the expense of spending a lot of money. ”

"That's right! That's that Xu Jiaojiao! What are you going to be to me! Hide a small card? I'm a serious scholar!"

Seeing that Tang Wan'er knew a little, Dong Qingshu was about to jump up excitedly.

"Look at this word, that horizontal, there is the momentum of thousands of miles of clouds, that vertical, there is the feeling of long live withered vines, that point, with the speed of falling rocks from high mountains!

It's all in the land of fireworks, and the arrogance of the little woman who only sells her art and not her body!

This small card with Xu Jiaojiao's original handiwork, but in the small card, Rolls-Royce! is a treasure of art form carriers! But it took me a lot of effort to get it!

Do you know that this small card, which you think is vulgar, carries the style of an era! Bound to an unruly soul! Even the tiny creases on the small card are full of the weight of history!

Do you know how important and indispensable these amorous women you look down on are in the long river of poetry and repertoire!

……”

The two looked at Dong Qingshu pointing fingers and spitting with excitement, looking like they were "distressed by the lack of traditional culture of young people now", and they didn't say much, they could only nod vigorously, listening to Dong Qingshu's respectful teachings.

"But that seems a little wrong. But the sharp-eyed willow followed the wind and still found something.

He approached the small card in Dong Qingshu's hand and looked at it carefully, "I said, Brother Qingshu, on this small card, it seems to be printed, not handwritten, right?"

"Uh...... This one...... This ......" was punctured by Liu Suifeng, and Dong Qingshu's unparalleled momentum of the true countryman who was worried about the country and the people was like a deflated balloon and deflated.

"Tut, Brother Qingshu......" Tang Wan'er, who was almost fooled successfully, also regained her disgusted expression again.

"Ahhh

"The secret belly pocket show on the shore of Daming Lake?" the two approached the small card and read it out again.

"You two guys, can you only watch half of everything! It's the anniversary of fireworks Willow Lane, the secret belly show on the shore of Daming Lake, and the holy hand of Tianzhu is jointly organized!

Look at the long legs of the supermodel in your belly pocket! You young people, why do you focus on this kind of place all day long, your thinking is very dangerous!"

"Oh, it turns out that the purpose of this visit is to compete for the pastries of Jingxinzhai. After going around for a long time, Tang Wan'er finally understood the goal this time.

"That's right, you've finally found the point this time. ”

"Is the pastry delicious?" asked Liu Suifeng.

"It's not bad, there is only one shop in Chang'an City, but if it is a flower made by Tianzhu Shengshou, it will be a little more expensive, when it was the hottest, an ordinary grass cake was fried by scalpers to a hundred taels of silver, and you may not be able to buy it if you have money, and you have to rely on relationships to buy it from senior old scalpers. Tang Wan'er understated.

Dong Qingshu on the side also shook his fan and sighed, "One hundred taels of silver, what concept, you can afford a down payment for a house in the third ring of Chang'an City, that is money that many people can't earn for a book, this is just an ordinary grass cake, if it is a high-end lotus cake and rouge cold cake, I am afraid it will be more than that." ”

Dong Qingshu paused, "But this is understandable, Tianzhu Holy Hand, the name of Guangguang is full of stories." ”

"Oh?" Hearing Dong Qingshu's words, Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er became curious.

"Before leaving Tianzhu, it was just an ordinary girl named Tina in Tianzhu.

The reason for leaving, she has never told anyone, and what she has experienced is unknown to others.

It's just that before coming to Jingxinzhai, she devoted her life to the movement of Tianzhu's female status.

Tina, who was desperate back then, accidentally got a notebook, and after reading it, she only felt that the five aggregates were empty, and all the misery was over.

When Tina finished reading it, closed the notebook, and stood up again, there was no longer a trace of suicidal thoughts, but in the eyes that revealed a bit of Buddha's light, she saw all the evils in the world.

So, Tina went against the path written in her diary and began her path of asceticism.

A person crosses the mountains and the sea, facing the vast Gobi and the vast forest sea alone.

The place where he passed was full of golden light, and a set of Tianzhu demon handprints made the evil spirits retreat.

Until he came to the end of the path of penance, and it was also the starting point of the master's departure - Chang'an City.

Tina learned that the owner of this notebook was a respected archmage.

Many years ago, the great master also held the grand wish of purifying all sentient beings, and walked westward step by step, and after going through 9981 difficulties, he arrived at Tianzhu and obtained Mahayana Buddhism. ”

"That's why she's called the Holy Hand of Tianzhu?" asked Liu Suifeng.

But I saw Dong Qingshu shaking his head, "No, Tina walked the road to the West against the tide, and after going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, she found that the status of women in Tianzhu has not changed in any way, and she has countered violence with violence, which has made Tianzhu's extreme machismo more and more intense."

It was also at that moment that Tina realized that she who wanted to change the status quo of Tianzhu was just a bird flying against the storm wind, stubborn and powerless.

Except for her own feathers torn by the storm and bruised all over her body, the raging storm continued to grow stronger, undiminished by her wishful thinking.

So she gave up, no longer did those useless struggles, and never returned to Tianzhu, stayed in Dahuaguo, and married an ordinary man in a small dim sum shop in Chang'an City. ”

"Don't listen to it! Don't listen to it! I can't listen to it!" Hearing this, Liu Suifeng and Tang Wan'er, who thought it was a happy revenge story of "Tianzhu Holy Hand awakened, incarnated as a vengeful Valkyrie, hearty trial of the abuser, and confiscation of his tools for committing crimes", heard that Tianzhu Holy Hand was the result, and they all shouted that they were unhappy and wanted to abandon listening.

Dong Qingshu, who had just spoken with feelings, was also a little anxious, and hurriedly grabbed the two of them, "Eh, you two don't be so impetuous, okay! The story of Tianzhu Holy Hand really started when she married the little dim sum shop man who 'Jing Xin Zhai', don't go yet! Listen to me!"