"It's time for the wedding to begin. Li Yunqing muttered while gesturing to the strange guest sitting next to him, the young man who poured tea for himself.

The other five tables were about the same as theirs, almost all of them were full, with a maximum of one or two empty seats at each table. It's been almost ten minutes since there were no new guests coming in at the door.

"Sister Yun, how do you know?" Dante had already returned to his seat, originally excitedly wanting to explain the group of comics to Li Yunqing, but when he saw that there were so many unknown people sitting around, he calmed down, and held back the strings of testimonials into his stomach, preparing to say it to her if there was a suitable opportunity on the way back. Li Yunqing flashed the screen of his mobile phone and said, "It's already past 11:15." "Oh?" "So, so ......" saw that Dante was confused, and she didn't know where to start, "how do you say it? Dante still didn't understand: "It's more than forty minutes until 12 o'clock." "Isn't it 12 o'clock that the rules here are to be done during the day and to finish the procedure before 12 noon?" "Uh......? I do not know. "Don't you know anything about it?" Li Yunqing was a little surprised, but still kept his voice low. "I'm ......," Dante blushed and diverted from the subject, "I think maybe their ritual will be short, fifteen or twenty minutes to finish." "It's one thing to miss - what is it called - good day...... When the day is good, it is not good. "When the day is auspicious, do you use the yellow calendar to calculate in advance?" "No, not the yellow calendar." To put it simply, it is to choose the time of 11:06, 26:08:28 to officially start the procedure, and while walking, the cold dishes are served first. "And then as soon as the ceremony is over, the hot dish is served and everyone eats?" said Dante. Li Yunqing nodded and said: "56 points and 58 points are too close to 12 o'clock, 48, 38, and 46 are somewhat unlucky, and now it is almost 18 points, and it is estimated from the time limit that it is most appropriate to start at 26 points and 28 points." ”

The facts were not exactly what Li Yunqing expected, seeing that after half past eleven, in addition to the endless rock music, there was still only the noisy laughter of everyone echoing in the main hall, and there were still only dried fruits and tea on the table - no, there were a lot of dried fruit shells, and there was no table to add a plate of shredded potatoes or cucumbers. Dante scratched his chin, glanced at Li Yunqing, snickered in his heart, and did not speak. He didn't expect that Li Yunqing's mind at the moment was not at all on her disappointed prediction - her eyes were fixed on the two tables closest to the rostrum. It stands to reason that it was the main table, and the parents of the bride and groom and their closest relatives were seated, and the two old couples, dressed in the most beautiful clothes and possibly pinned with corsages to indicate their status, were especially happy and excited. But today, on the two main tables, those who are old enough to be in-laws and parents-in-law did not wear corsages, nor did they show that kind of personal excitement and nervousness. Don't...... A thought flashed through her mind, and she immediately denied it: no, the odds of both of them being orphans were too slim.

"Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, please be quiet, thank you. Finally, at 11:36 a.m., the noise of rock music subsided, and a kind and elegant male voice sounded through the microphone, "Today, we are all away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and we have come to this peaceful and tranquil place, to a warm ceremony, to witness the most precious commitment made by a couple to each other's feelings and future lives." It is a great honour for me to be the host of this ceremony, and I would like to thank you for coming on behalf of the couple. ”

After a round of applause, the tall and fat host stood on the podium, said a few clichés, and said: "From acquaintance, acquaintance, and love to lifelong companionship, this is a sweet process, but it can also be a long process, so long that you don't even know when you are really ready." At this point, the rock music stopped abruptly, he looked straight at the end of the main hall, and asked loudly: "So now, Mr. Zheng Haohui, Miss Jia Yan, please tell me, tell everyone, are you - ready?"

Everyone's eyes turned to it. Behind the table where Li Yunqing and Dante sat was the back door of the open main hall, from which the red carpet was rolled out. When the host's words landed, the stereo released another deafening melody, much like the soundtrack in the blind date show, and the lighting effects on the scene became hazy, and then, a young man in a dress and bow tie slowly walked in through the back door with a microphone in his hand and stepped on the red carpet.

You don't have to look at the embroidered words on the ribbon that ties the corsage, and people can guess that this is the groom. The bridegroom was of medium height, and his physique was so thin that the black gown was a little fat on him, his face was pointed like an awl, and his cheeks were pitted, which contrasted sharply with that of the host, but his face was now filled with inner joy rather than the brilliance of facial makeup, and his small eyes were also bright, and the fingers holding the microphone looked like five bamboo sticks, but they were very powerful, but the most striking thing was his hairstyle. The already thinning hair split in the middle, like a path in the middle of the weeds. If you put on a set of cloth coats from more than 70 years ago and a pair of Dante's eyes, with this middle part, he can directly play the traitor in the TV series.

"Are you ready, Mr. Cheng Ho-fai, the bridegroom?" asked the host, smiling, "and your bride, aren't you ready?" "We're both ready!" replied Cheng Ho-fai proudly and resolutely, "but my dear wife is a little modest and a little shy, so I made a good-natured joke with her, making her think that our ceremony would begin in a few minutes." And I, on the other hand, have to seize these few minutes and say a few words in front of everyone that my bride doesn't want me to tell you......"

Dante was stunned when he heard this: What do you mean by this? After biting his lip a few times, he still turned his head and asked Li Yunqing in a low voice: "Sister Yun, isn't this man going to regret his marriage?" Li Yunqing covered his mouth and smiled and said to him, "No." He is playing tricks, which is all arranged in advance by him and the host. ”

Even though his lines were set, Dante felt that the groom's tone of confession was unnatural after "ready", like a student being called by a teacher to answer a question that he didn't know the answer to. The host mentioned that sweet process. I'm sure some of you may have noticed," continued the bridegroom, his hand pointing to the cartoon on the wall, "I have depicted this process with my beloved wife with my pen and my heart, and it hangs in this sacred temple today!"

Zheng Haohui timidly opened his arms, as if he wanted to greet the cheers of the guests, but the guests who turned their heads to look at the frames were at a loss. "Is this it?" "What is this?" "It seems to be two little people in the painting, I can't see it clearly...... such whispers quietly filled the six tables.

Looks like I'm the only one yours!" thought Dante. He looked at Zheng Haohui's face a little pale, and was thinking about how the groom official could get rid of such embarrassment, Zheng Haohui suddenly said loudly in an emotional voice: "But I don't know if you can see it, there is a very important part missing from these paintings hanging on the wall now, that is, the final and most satisfying ending of the sweet process between the two of us!" With that, he ignored the more bewildered guests and the host who had no time to react extemporaneously, strode to the rostrum, strode up, and grabbed a rope that hung down to the edge of the rostrum.

The soundtrack of the blind date show continues to stimulate the eardrums, but the lighting gradually returns to the same bright as before. Under the watchful eyes of everyone present, including Dante, as Cheng Haohui slowly lowered the rope upwards, a larger picture frame was lowered to the center of the rostrum.