Chapter 1415 - Too Much Deception
After hearing Guan Yu's words, everyone gradually quieted down.Obviously, Guan Yu has occupied a certain position in their hearts.For this phenomenon, Bud is also helpless, but he doesn't have the ability to resist.
"I said Guan Yu Gongzi, which one are you singing this song about? Do you want to help me or do you want to harm me?"
Looking at Bud's bitter face, Guan Yu sneered and said, "You think too highly of yourself, right? I have nothing to do with you doing this, I just talk about things, and I will neither harm you nor help you."
Bard sneered, "Well, didn't you say you were going to announce something very important?
"I know it's nonsense!"
Saying that, Guan Yu continued to look at everyone, coughed lightly, and said, "Everyone, it is indeed something to call everyone out at this time today, but it is not a matter of protection money."
"What? It's not about protection money? Then what did you just mention it for? Make me happy in vain!"
"Yes, there is a good saying, if you don't have a diamond, don't take that porcelain job.Since you don't have this ability, what kind of saint are you still pretending to be here, my old lady hates people like you the most in her life!"
"Okay, okay, since the matter of protection fees is no matter, I think everyone should disperse, and there is no point in staying!"
Seeing this scene, Guan Yu was embarrassed and speechless, and said in his heart: "What kind of strange things are in this barren town? Why don't you have a long-term vision at all? Isn't there a single person who understands among the more than 1,000 people?"
Just when Guan Yu's brows were tightened, the Bard Coke on the side was broken, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, just stood beside Guan Yu and sighed fakely, and said: "Hey, Guan Yu Gongzi, I just said that your set won't work here, right? Do you see it, who doesn't get upset in the face of such a group of people all day long, so ah, you must appreciate the hard work I have put in for so many years!"
Guan Yu glanced at Bard and said, "Does this have anything to do with your collection of protection money?"
"This ...... Guan Yu Gongzi, what's wrong with you today, one bite of protection money, how will we be friends in the future?"
Vica jumped next to Bud and said, "Stinky boy, you think too much, who wants to be your friend?"
"This ...... I also know that you won't stay here for too long, but as the saying goes, many friends have many paths, and I am also doing this for everyone's good......"
"That's a good point, but it's a pity that your road is a dead end, no difference between more and less."
Bud said that Bika Cat had to shut up obediently, and the crowd gradually dispersed at this time, just when Guan Yu wanted to give up, someone suddenly shouted: "Don't leave yet, listen to me! Just say one word, if you leave after listening, I will definitely not stop you!"
Hearing the voice, everyone fell silent, and turned their eyes to the person who spoke, an old man in his sixties and seventies.
Regardless of whether this person is known to others or not, Guan Yu is quite familiar anyway, because he is Liu Yishou, who came with him.
"Boss, what does Old Man Liu want to do?"
"I don't know, don't talk yet, take your time, and act when you see the opportunity."
The two of them glanced at each other, turned their gaze to Liu Yishou again, stood on a high ground in the square, glanced at the crowd and said, "Everyone, I think you have all heard about the incident of a mysterious monster attacking the villagers a few days ago, right?"
"I've heard that it's said to be a wild boar! It's no big deal, as long as it dares to come again, I promise to let it go and never return." A young man said disdainfully.
However, as soon as his words fell, someone immediately stood up and retorted: "Little rabbit cub, you know a fart, what a wild boar, it is a fierce mountain dog! I heard that one is about 300 pounds, and its body is like a tiger, strong as a cow, and it has a bloody mouth, which is very terrifying!"
Guan Yu listened to the words of these people, and said in his heart: "What kind of mess is this, how come the people in this town are like neuropaths, and there is no one who is reliable?"
At this time, someone finally stood up again and said: "I know him, he is Liu Yishou!"
"Isn't Liu Yishou the old man Liu who used to perform on the street? I heard that he also has a granddaughter who is like a flower and jade, and she has always been the object of my dreams!"
"You can dream about it, his granddaughter is called Liu Chun, but she is beautiful, marrying you is a waste of resources!"
"What a waste of resources, it's too tactful, I think, it's just a flower stuck in cow dung!"
"You're cow dung, your whole family is cow dung!"
As they spoke, several people began to argue.
"Don't make any more noise! Look at you young people, all of them are like! Also, that mysterious monster is not a wild boar or a mountain dog, but a werewolf!"
"Wolf ......"
"It's not a wolf, it's a werewolf! a hundred times scarier than a wolf! you know?"
Seeing Liu Yishou's almost crazy appearance, the young people gradually quieted down.
"What? Werewolf? Liu Yishou, you didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? I have lived for more than ninety years, and I have never heard of any werewolf? I see, you must be grandstanding and creating chaos!"
"Yes, tell me quickly, what is the purpose of what you are doing this? Do you want to use this hype to make your beautiful granddaughter find a good husband?"
"I ...... Are you all serious? I'm serious. Liu Yishou was helpless in the face of this group of people, and just when he felt embarrassed, someone suddenly shouted: "Old man Liu is right, I also saw that werewolf, just outside the town, many people were there at the time, I don't know why they didn't come today, I still clearly remember that the werewolf is a beauty!"
"Haha, you're making up stories, aren't you? You're still a beauty, so dare to be kind, I just want to taste what it's like to be a beautiful werewolf!"
"Shameless!"
Guan Yu saw that things were getting more and more ridiculous, and hurriedly stood up to stop him: "Since you are so uncooperative, then I have no choice, what I want to say Liu Yishou has already said for me, and I have to add that there is more than one werewolf, if they attack on a large scale, the entire barren town will fall into a crisis of death!"
"Why should we believe you? How do we know that you and Liu Yishou are not here to deceive us?"
"yes, we don't even know where you come from, maybe you're a werewolf yourself!"