"You don't want it. Big Meow said, "If you really want to open a harem, I can arrange for every tenant you come over to be the kind of girl who can be pushed down without brains, how about it?"

"Forget it. Fang Ze hurriedly refused, "I don't want to see what our little man's firewood knife looks like." ”

"You laugh at Brother Cheng for dying early, Brother Cheng laughs at you. Before Da Meow's words were finished, Fang Ze grabbed the dead fat orange and smothered it into his arms.

"You talk a lot, you talk a lot. ”

After being bored for a while, Fang Ze released Da Meow, then looked at him and said, "Hurry up and give me my reward." ”

"It's not gentle at all. Big Meow complained to Fang Ze.

Fang Ze listened to Da Meow's words, pointed to the beautiful short and puppet in the cat box and said, "If you have him and half cute, you see whether I am gentle with you or not." ”

"Protest against racial discrimination in the cat industry. Big Meow raised his paws and said, "Whether it's an ugly cat, a cute cat, a fat cat or a thin cat, as long as the cat can be stroked, it's a good cat." ”

Big Meow finished arguing with Fang Ze, and then said to Fang Ze, "First give you the gift that Harley Quinn gave you." ”

Fang Ze heard that there seemed to be a hint of schadenfreude in Da Meow's mouth, and just wanted to ask what was going on, he only saw that Da Meow's paw had an extra card.

Fang Ze picked up the card, only to see that there was a picture drawn on it that did not look like a person or a ghost, and there was a line of words next to it, "Mr. Fang Ze is a good person." ’

What a ghost.

Fang Ze never expected that he would be issued a good person card by Harley Quinn.

Even if you issue a good person card, you should obviously send it to Chen Jian!

Although Fang Ze really wanted to throw away the card, as a person with a slight squirrel syndrome, he still put the card in a card bag that he didn't use before and kept it.

"Anyway, what abilities can Harley Quinn give me. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and asked, "Could it be some baseball bat master or something?" ”

"You're thinking so beautifully. Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "You ask a madman what ability he has, and the biggest ability is, of course, to play cards out of common sense." ”

"Harley Quinn left you a total of thirty abilities. Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "Do you feel happy?" ”

"Tell me what these thirty abilities are. Fang Ze felt a hint of bad premonition.

"These abilities include life classes such as female makeup masters, as well as combat classes such as baseball bat beating cheats. There are also some such things as sacrificing one's own sanity in exchange for great power. ”

"Overall. Big Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "Good ability and bad ability, useful ability and useless ability, let's open it five-five." ”

"Tell me more about it. Fang Ze said.

"It's all said that crazy people don't play cards according to common sense. Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is not a pleasant choice of three, but one out of thirty." ”

"Meaning, this time I can't take the initiative to choose, I can only choose randomly?"

"Yes. Big Meow nodded, "This is Harley Quinn's own request, so we can't help it." ”

"Don't tell me, all the guests who have stayed in my house before know that I can access some of their abilities. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "Judging from the details, they don't know about your existence at all." ”

"You forgot that Harley Quinn, like Deadpool, is an existence that can break dimensional walls. Big Meow shook his head and said to Fang Ze, "It's normal for a madman to have one or two special abilities. ”

"Okay. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and asked, "What are the chances of me extracting unreliable abilities such as lowering my sanity and improving my physical fitness." ”

"A third. Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "Another reminder, this ability is actually not the most unreliable. The most unreliable one is to completely develop your inner desire.,For example, Lolita like you.,It's estimated that you can't help but go to the kindergarten to rob Lori.,And then die under the guns of the police.。 ”

"You might as well just make me a pervert. Fang Ze thought carefully for a while, and said to Da Meow, "Forget it, the risk is too great, I will give up this lottery." ”

"Give it a go, the bicycle becomes a motorcycle, brother. Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "After all, there are only a few unreliable abilities. You have to know that Harley Quinn is an Olympic-level gymnast and a master of disguise, and if you can draw both of her abilities, you will be developed. ”

"A small gamble is pleasant, a big gamble hurts the body, and the canopy is in ashes. Fang Ze said resolutely, "I don't want to become one of those old brothers in the gambling bar." Resolutely don't block.,I'm living happily now.,Not only cats but also Lori.,Why should I bet?,Don't say it's a third.,Even if it's one hundredth, I won't do that.。 ”

"Oh well. Big Meow looked pity, it stood up and said to Fang Ze, "Then I'll go first." ”

"Give me a hint first, next week's guest. Fang Ze asked at Big Meow, "Could it be another animal?" ”

"It's an animal, indeed. "The prompts are singing and hypnosis." ”

"Singing and hypnosis?" Fang Ze just wanted to ask something, but he saw that Da Meow had already staggered back to his own territory, leaving only the two kittens looking at him pitifully, as if they were hungry.

Fang Ze took out Big Meow's cat food and fed it to the two kittens, and when he was thinking about how to dispose of the two cats, the doorbell rang.

Fang Ze got up and opened the door to see that it was Chen Jian.

"She's gone?" Mr. Chen said.

"Well, go home. ”

"Then I'll take these two cats back first. Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "When she left, she said let me take care of her cat, and she will come again next time." ”

"Maybe. Fang Ze couldn't bear to hit Chen Jian.

"Do you really like her?" asked Chen Jian, who was holding the cat box, as he walked.

"It's like, but there's still a gap between love and love. ”

"The story of a mad girl and a rich boy is true, I always thought it was only Mary Sue who wrote it. ”

"It's said that it's like it, not love. Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "As a person who has been strictly guarded since childhood, isn't it normal to have a good impression of this kind of girl who is completely real and not hypocritical at all?"

"Besides, it's really rare to see such a simple girl these days. ”

Although Chen Jian's evaluation of Harley Quinn's simple girl made Fang Ze want to complain very much.

But really speaking, Harley Quinn can indeed be regarded as a simple girl.

It's like, 'I rob, I set fires, I like to use baseball bats to break people's heads, but I'm a good girl.'" 'That's the feeling.

It's simple and not pretentious, and it's really different from the bewitching and cheap goods outside.