Chapter 267: Beating the Heavenly Emperor

As the sun sets, the delicate light shines on the vast sea, with layers of golden waves, looking at it like a splendid Yaochi fairyland, which is beautiful and fascinating. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Li Liang sat quietly on the beach, looking solemnly at the waves pushing up steadily, and then slowly retreating, repeating, constantly washing the shore.

A few feet away from Li Liang, Lao Longbo sat cross-legged with an indifferent face, holding a wine gourd in his hand, drinking with and without a pair, and from time to time he would glance at him a few times, his eyes were full of love and concern. Behind him, Fan Ning stood respectfully with his hands down, although he was still dressed so gracefully, he didn't look like a noble clan mother, but like a loyal maid.

"Should I call you Lord Emperor of Heaven, or should I call you Shennongzi, or should I call you a damn old liar?" The sunset fell into the sea, the dazzling light lost its color, and the heaven and earth dimmed a lot, Li Liang sighed deeply, and then turned his face to stare at Long Bo, his eyes were cold and fierce, and his voice asked with a strong smell of gunpowder.

"Hehe, whatever you want. Old Longbo was not angry at his rudeness, but smiled faintly and said.

"Bah! Motherfucker, you can still laugh out loud? Playing tricks is so funny? Do you know that this time you killed a lot of people? Then the fuck is human life, not a doll in the mud!" Seeing this, Li Liang rushed up with anger, spat out his phlegm fiercely, and scolded loudly.

"I didn't play with them, nor did I treat them as puppets, but you, so many people died for you, haven't you realized yet?" Hearing this, Old Longbo put away his smile and looked at Li Liang solemnly and said.

"Enlighten your grandmother's legs! Mother's ball, Lao Tzu is a fucking peasant, regardless of the previous life or this life, Lao Tzu is a fucking peasant, and if you are full, you have to force me to cultivate what immortals!" Hearing him say this, Li Liang suddenly stood up from the beach, his eyes were blood-red, his neck tendons were bulging, and he scolded angrily.

Then, his face turned bitter, and he said with a very bitter and bewildered expression: "I wondered, what kind of deep hatred do I have with you? Did I dig up your ancestral grave eight lifetimes ago, or did I insult your daughter-in-law ten lifetimes ago? Why do you keep making trouble for me? This is the case in the fairy world, and it is like this when you go to the devil's path, you can't hide from you, you can't follow you, what do you think of me, do you know what you think of me? Inexplicably arrange so many programs, don't talk about bullshit, no matter how smart the master is, he can't guess what you think, right?"

"Also, starting from Xiaoli Village, Lao Niang, Shen Shopkeeper, Old Ledger Office, Qingxu Dao Chang, Han Ying, Qiu Yuning, etc., until Lao Wang Baxu Mountain, who was cast a hundred years ago, used so many manpower and material resources, just for me, a peasant with an average IQ and mediocre ability, what is it for? It is impossible to spend such a bloody capital for no reason, right? Even if the immortal cultivators are all mentally ill, they will not lack the heart and eyes to this one!"

"Don't fucking tell me what kind of immortal life I am, the power of reincarnation, Lao Tzu will never believe that! Not to mention the things of the previous life, I know everything, just say that if that's the case, my mind is extremely strong, and I will never be compassionate because of a little shit, and I will never have no motivation to cultivate immortals, let alone learn anything, and eat nothing. ”

"Moreover, if it is just fate or reincarnation, at most it will make my experience a little bumpy, always encounter fights and brawls, always spend time in war, it is impossible to implicate so many people, even the damn you, the Emperor of Heaven, and Bai Yajing, the Human Emperor, have all played tricks, how can it be a simple matter? Hey, you are a fart! Don't fucking pretend to be deep there!"

Li Liang scolded and said a lot of words, and unconsciously the anger in his heart became more and more vigorous, and he inadvertently walked in front of the old Longbo, only a few feet away from him, and the spit stars sprayed him in the face, but the old Longbo always maintained a calm and indifferent look, let Li Liang curse, and did not say a word.

Seeing this, Li Liang's anger increased by three points, and the boiling blood continued to surge, and the madness hit the heart and brain, only feeling that his body was shaking uncontrollably, just like having Parkinson's disease. When the violent shaking accelerated to a certain extent, Li Liang raised his hand and slapped it with a big ear, and slapped it extremely fiercely.

Immediately afterwards, Li Liang played a coherent set of "Wang Ba Punch", with a "toad kick" that was not very coordinated, and at the same time scolded loudly in his mouth. What "beat you to death, old king bastard!", "Lao Tzu fought with you!", "It's too bullying!", etc., just like a shrew who was bewitched by a fox spirit and lost her man, and finally saw a treacherous negative man again, and she had to ask for an explanation in life or death.

It's no wonder that since he came to this world inexplicably, Li Liang has never had a good life. Starting from Xiao Li Village, being bullied by his cousin, framed by Shen's shopkeeper, designed by Qinglong's master, betrayed by Shen's godfather, etc., adding up all the bizarre experiences of the protagonists of TV novels, it is not necessarily as many as what he has experienced.

Subsequently, he was involved in disputes again and again, deceived by lies again and again, although he was raised very high, what kind of "farmer ancestor", and what kind of son of rebellion, but the pain of falling down is by no means something that ordinary people can bear, that is, he has a better mentality, he was bullied and tired in his previous life, and he barely persevered.

But this time, Li Liang really couldn't hold on, because the price he paid was too great, so big that he had never taken anything to heart, and he was also moved.

Seven days ago, Li Liang slapped himself twice in the mouth, suppressed the anxiety in his heart with the help of pain, and reluctantly bought himself a little time, and quickly entered the cultivation state.

Almost instantaneously, Li Liang entered that strange space, and then vomited blood, pinched the trick, and spent a lot of blind effort to finally speed up the whirlpool that absorbed all kinds of light.

But what Li Liang didn't expect was that it didn't matter if it was accelerated, the originally smooth whirlpool suddenly looked like an airplane on the runway, running faster and faster, absorbing light more and more fiercely, and finally it simply turned into an incomparably huge black hole, sucking everything in except himself, which was terrifying!

Li Liang, who was frightened, began to work again, what kind of blood spurting spells, pinching spells, using soul power, etc., all the tricks that could be used were enough, but he still couldn't stop the crazy absorption of the whirlpool, and finally he could only stare dryly, watching the whirlpool absorb all kinds of light, absorb the evolved star galaxy, and absorb the space.

Subsequently, the whirlpool jumped out of nothingness and returned to reality, directly absorbing the silver points of light released by the "peasants" and the people, the majestic vitality emitted by the herbs, the five-colored light clusters transformed by You Hao Youlan, the many thunderbolts falling layer by layer, the silver pillars of light connecting the heavens and the earth, the terrifying and weird red clouds, the dense dark clouds that covered the sky, and the fog that shrouded the "Misty Realm Sea" for millions of years.

At this time, Li Liang was completely dumbfounded, because in the process he existed in another form, that is, the soul state. He saw his own body meditating with his eyes closed with a nosebleed, he saw with his own eyes that the soul power of You Hao, You Lan and the "peasants" disappeared, and he witnessed the successful casting of the "Spirit Bottle" and burrowed into the sleeves of his body, and all he could do was watch!

The absorption lasted for several hours, and when everything was gone, the whirlpool finally stopped its madness, turned into a golden ball of light the size of a water basin, fell into Li Liang's body and disappeared, and Li Liang finally returned to reality from his soul state.

However, when he came to his senses, he suddenly found that he had succeeded in forming a Dan! But this "Dan" knot was a bit problematic, both in terms of size and the spiritual power capacity contained in it were not related to "Dan", but it was very similar to a "ball", a ball larger than a basketball, which was flooding the dantian at this time, and its belly was bulging.

As for everything that is seen in the state of the soul, it is all true. Hundreds of acres of experimental fields were destroyed, and all the medicinal herbs and trees turned into flying ashes. The breath of You Hao, You Lan and the "peasants" disappeared, and only the little crawled beside him and cried heart-scratching. There was an inexplicable extra emerald green vial in his arms, which looked like wood but not wood, like iron, and not iron, and was quite heavy. The fog on the "Misty Sea" has dissipated, and you can see the horizon from a distance.

Li Liang's anger point is very low, ordinary things can't make him feel angry, even if it's some harsh and unbearable things, he can withstand it, such as being played by the leader in his previous life and acting as a "little three" boyfriend.

No matter how stupid he is, he won't be so stupid that he doesn't feel like he has a little bit, and the subtle little things have already made him guess eight or nine points, but measure it, the work is under the special care of the leader, and the clothes are purchased by the junior A full set, although it is a waste of time to mess around, but at least there are a few sets of brand-name clothes left behind.

Of course, if someone exposes it, the drama that should be played still has to be played, the purpose is not to prove that he is innocent, but to tell others that he is indeed a little "stupid", a waste of time, a waste of energy, a waste of feelings, in exchange for just a scam, which is really worthy of sympathy.

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Coming to this new world, Li Liang still maintained this mentality, although he resisted a few times, but it was just pretending, acting like a fake thing, something that really made him angry and angry, there had not been anything before this happened, after all, in his opinion, it is very right to resist, but if he doesn't have the ability to resist, it would be a little unwise, shouting twice to prove his innocence, and it is a good choice to enjoy it with peace of mind.

After experiencing all kinds of hardships and feeling the hot and cold state of the world, Li Liang understands very well that it has become a dream to count on someone to help him. No matter what world you are in, no matter what environment you are in, as long as there are people, friendship and mutual assistance and charcoal in the snow are very rare, but there are more people who fall into the well, and put their hopes on others, and death is not far away.

But this time, Li Liang had to be angry. It is true that he did not pin his hopes on others, but the people around him sacrificed for him, and there were more than one or two people, and tens of thousands of people in the whole clan sacrificed to protect themselves, how could this not make him angry, how could he not be angry?

Of course, there are two hidden reasons. On the one hand, he is angry at himself for being lazy. I didn't know how to cherish such a good friend, and I continued to shrink my head and pretend to be the king, hiding when I saw something, and mixing up if I could, now it's okay! I killed my friends, and I have no chance to reform my ways.

On the other hand, there are the people behind the scenes. It's okay to play with monkeys and puppets, but don't go too far, it doesn't matter if you think of yourself as a monkey, who calls us the kind of lazy people, who enjoy being lucky to be played but always say that they are unlucky, can't they take so many people on board! They just want to protect themselves, just to repay their own little kindness, can they deprive others of the right to live?

So, after three days of full pressure, barely controlling the "ball" in his stomach to the size of his thumb, Li Liang rushed to the island of more than 3,000 miles off the coast where the You family's housewife was staying, regardless of the situation, to have a showdown with Lao Longbo.

After beating and kicking for more than half an hour, Li Liang sat on the beach panting, stared at the old dragon with a pig's head, and said hoarsely: "Mother, tell me quickly, how can I save them! I know you have a trick, otherwise you wouldn't be the emperor." ”

"Master, what are you beating me for? By the way, where is this!" said the pig-headed face with a wink, grinning lightly, feeling very painful, and trembling with his mouth trembling.

"Xu, Xu Shan?" Li Liang was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly searched left and right.

"Hehe, are you done with the fire? can you say it's a serious matter?" On the beach not far away, Lao Longbo rolled up the corners of his trousers, squatted on the beach washed by the sea to catch crabs, and saw Li Liang shaking his head and looking around, so he got up and walked over. Behind him, Fan Ning carried a bamboo basket and followed respectfully, with a little smile in his eyes.

"I'm rubbing, you actually steal beams and change pillars? It's really hateful! Uh, wait a minute, why is Xu Shan okay? I remember that his breath disappeared in the first few days, why did he suddenly appear here? Aren't you an old bastard who is designing to trick me and deceive my feelings by performing a big show?" Li Liang saw him leisurely catching crabs, and his heart was angry again, and he suddenly got up and scolded twice, but when he saw Xu Shan, who was confused, he had a flash of inspiration, as if he had thought of something, and said in surprise.

"Hehe, steamed sea crabs, delicious wine!" Old Longbo took the bamboo basket that Fan Ning was carrying, grabbed out a fat crab, and said with a chuckle.

"Eat, eat, eat, eat you old bastard! Xu Shan, tell me, how did you get here? Li Liang cursed fiercely, turned his face, and said to Xu Shan.

It is estimated that it is unlikely that words will come out of the mouth of the old Longbo, after all, he is the emperor of heaven, and his IQ is aside, just talking about his long life and rich experience, it is not something he can compete, but Xu Shan is different. After a long period of consideration and testing, it fully shows that his IQ is not very high, and his courage is surprisingly small, and more importantly, he admires himself very much, especially after the idea of "Lingling Bottle" was proposed, he is as convinced of himself as his ancestors.

"I don't know, I remember hearing a strange noise, and then I was beaten by you......" Xu Shan rubbed his sore face lightly and said aggrievedly.

"Isn't it? Such a big thing happened, you don't feel it at all?" Li Liang was dumbfounded. What is the situation, amnesia, time travel, or something else, how can you not know anything?

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, master, why are you beating me?" Xu Shan blinked, tilted his head and thought for a while before he said with great certainty.

"Because you owe a beating!" Li Liang is so angry! After pondering for a long time, such a fart popped out, and it didn't come out at all, and the shot just now was a little lighter.

"Hehe, let me explain everything! However, I want to taste the steamed crab you made first, how about it?" During the conversation between the two, Lao Longbo had already approached, smiled faintly, said casually, and took out some kitchen utensils and water out of thin air and stacked them in front of Li Liang.

"Hmm, I said surnamed Long, how can you be so rude? As a subordinate, you dare to support your master, don't you want to do it?" Seeing this, Xu Shan no longer cared about his bloated ugly face, asked with righteousness and awe, and rushed over in a big stride.

"Don't, don't make trouble, Lao Xu, Lao Xu, I'll wipe it!" Li Liang hurriedly reached out to pull, but he walked too fast, and he didn't catch it after two strokes.

"You are good, you haven't forgotten the Xuanwu legacy, very good, very good!" Old Longbo looked up and down a few times, raised his head with his chest up, and proudly protected the lord Xu Shan a few glances, and said lightly.

"You, how do you know that there is a Xuanwu Legacy, who are you?" Xu Shan was startled when he heard this, and asked in a trembling voice. The Xuanwu legacy is a top secret of the same lineage, for hundreds of thousands of years, only those who have inherited the true blood of Xuanwu know it, and it is impossible for outsiders to know it, and the old dragon uncle broke it with a word, how could he not be surprised by the strangeness in it?

"How could he not know? The person who gave you the true blood of the old ancestor Xuanwu back then was him! Hey, what about the damn Emperor of Heaven, if you want me to say that he is a psychopath who likes to act!" Li Liang walked to the side of the two, pulled over Xu Shan, and pouted.

"God, Emperor of Heaven?" Xu Shan almost didn't bare out when he heard this, and his body began to swing uncontrollably.

"You have long found out about my existence, and you have known my identity for a long time, but why did you come to me until now? Don't you really want to know the reason?" Old Longbo was stunned when he heard this, glanced at Li Liang a few times in surprise, and then asked lightly.

"Yes, though, I'm afraid I'll get even more troublesome in the future when I know the reason!"

"How do you know there's going to be more trouble?"

"You still need to ask? Pigs can only be killed and eaten for more than a year, you have been guarding me for hundreds of fucking years, and you will definitely not have any good intentions, so why are you in a hurry to ask the reason? ”

"Looks like I'm really underestimating you, hehe. However, you were still in a hurry just now, why aren't you in a hurry now?"

"Xu Shan is alive, and other people can come back to life, so it's still a hurry!"

"So you're not stupid!"

"I just said I wasn't smart, but I never said I was stupid. Okay, let's get something to eat first, I'm so frightened, I have to make something delicious to make up for it, otherwise I'm so sorry for my little heart. Xu Shan, Xu Shan, don't be stunned, hurry up and get something delicious!" After Li Liang and Lao Longbo said a few words, he pulled his neck and yelled at Xu Shan beside him.

"Oh, yes, yes. Hehe, master, God, Lord Heavenly Emperor, what do you want to eat?" Awakened by Li Liang's roar, Xu Shan hurriedly put on a flattering expression, squeezed out a chrysanthemum from the pig's head face, nodded and said. However, the object of his respect was not Li Liang, but Lao Longbo, who had just learned his identity.

"Lao Tzu is weak now, so I need to replenish my blood!" Li Liang said through gritted teeth when he saw this.

"Even if you open your mouth, the small ones in the sky and the earth will go and get them for you, hehe......" Xu Shan didn't look at Li Liang, and nodded there and patted the old Longbo's ass.

"That's what you said! Hmph, Lao Tzu wants to eat the Eight Kings of the Deep Sea, and it's more than a thousand years old, go get it!" Li Liang's eyes narrowed when he heard this, and he said gloomily.

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