Volume 2 A Hundred Flowers Bloom, I'm Alone Chapter 63 I picked up a friend who didn't have a very good brain
Hua Duxiu's sword frowned slightly: "Dude, are you uncomfortable somewhere?"
The man in the robe didn't reply: "...... Somewhat. ”
Hua Duxiu nodded: "Sure enough, I said, how can a normal person talk like this, you must have a headache." ”
At this moment, the captain shouted, "Open the boat!"
With a shake, the sailors braced the poles together, pushed the huge ship away from the dock, and slowly sailed towards the outside of the harbor.
Leaving the dock, the huge hull immediately swayed gently up and down.
Hua Duxiu's face changed.
I'll go, how come such a big ship doesn't drive steadily at all?
No, what's wrong?
I used to take a boat in the river, didn't that feel like that?
Why is my little heart hanging?
When the ship left the port, the waves immediately became bigger, the ship fluctuated up and down in the water, and Hua Duxiu's face became worse and worse.
The man in the cloth said to himself: "Once the sea was difficult to turn into water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud ......"
Hua Duxiu was stunned: Good poetry?
You pretend to be a criminal, chanting poems in front of my young master, what, do you want me to admire you?
Hua Duxiu immediately straightened his waist and said clearly: "The sea, full of water, horses...... Hmm!"
Hua Duxiu suddenly felt chest tightness, and he couldn't recite the whole poem, so he quickly covered his mouth.
The man in the cloth continued: "The Hanhai Sea is dry and icy, and the gloomy clouds ......are bleak and condensed."
Hua Duxiu took a few deep breaths and said secretly: There is a set of this product.
Hua Duxiu rubbed the corners of her eyebrows, controlled her emotions and breath, and recited again: "There will be a time to ride the wind and waves, and hang on the clouds and sail to the sea!"
Shen Lijia, who was not far away, looked at Hua Duxiu and the two strangely, and said secretly:
My brother-in-law is worthy of being a cultural person, and he can recite poetry and write poetry when he sees anyone, and he can play and play.
Cultured people are all heart-to-heart, when can I be so chic and have a heart-to-heart with my brother-in-law......
Shen Lijia was still sighing, Hua Duxiu suddenly bent over, lying on the bow of the boat and vomiting!
He was on the top deck, and when he vomited, there was a scream from the cabin below.
The picture is too beautiful.
Hua Duxiu didn't care about her image identity, and said bitterly in her heart: Nima, why is it seasick......
Shen Lijia was shocked, and hurriedly ran over to pat Hua Duxiu on the back and hand water.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, what's wrong with you?
Hua Duxiu vomited the contents of her stomach cleanly, and said with a pale face: "Dizzy, seasick, oops......"
Hua Duxiu's head turned slightly, and she saw that the man in the cloth was still standing there motionless, but his body trembled slightly.
But he was wearing a hat, and he couldn't see any expression on his face.
Hua Duxiu was a little angry: "Hey, what are you shaking?"
The man in the cloth was silent, still shaking.
Shen Lijia said angrily: "What are you talking about, don't you see my brother-in-law so uncomfortable, get up quickly!"
As soon as Shen Lijia's words fell, the man in the cloth bent down violently and slapped his palm on the side of the ship!
"Wow......!"
He vomited too......
Hua Duxiu and Shen Lijia looked embarrassed, daring to love this old man shaking around, are they enduring the vomiting sensation of seasickness?
The man in the cloth vomited violently, wiped his mouth, and stood up straight again.
He looked up at the sky and said silently, "I want this day, and I can't cover my eyes again." I want this land, and I can't bury myself anymore. I want the gods and Buddhas of the heavens to disappear!"
Even Shen Lijia couldn't stand it anymore.
Nima, you're so good at batching, right?
"Forget it about spitting to death, brother-in-law, let's go back and sit. ”
Hua Duxiu was dizzy and nodded weakly: "Okay, good." ”
Returning to his seat, Shen Lijia asked, "Who is this person?" I see that the two of you are reciting poetry against each other, and you seem to have become friends?"
Hua Duxiu said contemptuously: "Who is friends with him, just a fool, and he also learns to chant poetry, cut." ”
Shen Lijia was puzzled, they looked quite harmonious just now?
A handsome boy, a well-dressed boat, facing the waves, blowing the sea breeze, how stylish?
Hua Duxiu drank some water, but was a little uncomfortable.
"How long is this boat going to go?"
Shen Lijia said: "It will take seven or eight days to reach the shore." ”
Hua Duxiu simply lay on the window.
It takes seven or eight days to get to the shore, how can I live?
I knew that I was seasick, and I wouldn't go to Mobei if I was killed!
It's only the first day, and it's so torturous!
After enduring it for a while, Hua Duxiu rushed to the bow of the boat again, grabbed the side of the boat and vomited.
This time, he just retched some stomach water and had nothing to throw up.
The more this happens, the more uncomfortable it becomes.
The sky was dim when Hua Duxiu vomited, and the man in the cloth who was standing silently on the side trembled again.
It's like a bare ass in the cold wind, and it's hard to shake yourself.
Hua Duxiu tilted her head to look at him, and said angrily: "Okay, don't pretend, hurry up and come over." ”
When the man in the cloth heard the sound, his big hand slapped the side of the boat again, his eyes widened, and he vomited......
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Hua Duxiu finally saw this person's face clearly.
He was a fairly good-looking man, about twenty-five to thirty years old, with a weathered look between the corners of his eyebrows.
The two of them finished vomiting on the side of the boat, and they both turned over and gasped with their backs against the side of the boat.
Shen Lijia was busy handing out water and towels.
Hua Duxiu asked: "There are hundreds of people on and off this boat, it seems that the two of us are seasick?"
The man in the robe nodded: "Everywhere I go, I am an extraordinary existence, but I didn't expect you to be too." ”
Hua Duxiu was stunned, and Shen Lijia was also stunned.
Oh, this line sounds familiar?
Hua Duxiu looked at the man in the cloth carefully, and the man in the cloth frowned and asked, "What are you looking at?"
Hua Duxiu waved his hand: "Okay, okay, how can you really beat me?" For the sake of the two of us being so fateful, I would like to ask, what do you call it?"
The man in the cloth turned pale, and he was still holding the water given by Shen Lijia in his hand, and he was really embarrassed to turn his face.
The man in the cloth said: "My name is Mao Maoyu." ”
Hua Duxiu said strangely: "Drizzle? What a strange name, why don't you call it a caterpillar?"
The man in the coat Mao Yu said angrily: "I am the hair of the caterpillar, the thatch of the thatch, and the feather of the feather! You remember it for me, don't talk nonsense!"
Hua Duxiu said: "Oh, I have a good memory, but the caterpillar lay on the thatch and picked up a feather? ”
Hua Duxiu glanced at Mao Maoyu: "Brother Mao, this is called image association memory, it is very useful, I can remember a lot of things with this, you can also try it in the future." ”
Mao Maoyu glared at Hua Duxiu: "Boy, it's better to be careful when talking to me, I'm a killer, I don't have feelings!"
Hua Duxiu rolled her eyes: "Under the flower alone, the only one who is alone, the one who is alone, the one who is alone." ”
Mao Maoyu snorted lightly: "I didn't ask again." ”
Shen Lijia hurriedly said: "Under Shen Lijia, Shen Lijia's Shen, Shen Lijia's Jia, I will be fortunate to meet!"
Mao Maoyu's reaction was a little sluggish: "What show? You, what kind of god are you?"
Hua Duxiu and Shen Lijia didn't bother to explain, this person was sure that his head was not very good.
It's all said so clearly, just remember a show, a god, remember two words and remember a mistake.
Absolute memory difficulty syndrome sufferers.
In the late stage, there is no help.
Shen Lijiaqi said: "Caterpillar, are you a killer?"
Mao Mao Yu threw away the towel in his hand and said angrily: "My name is Mao Mao Yu!
Shen Lijia said embarrassedly: "Ah, ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was taken into the ditch by my brother-in-law, cough cough." ”
Hua Duxiu asked: "Brother killer, where is your knife? What about the sword? As a killer, how can you kill people without weapons?"
Mao Maoyu said arrogantly: "The killer's weapon is going to be unpredictable and unexpected, how can it be easily discovered by the two of you?"
Shen Lijia smiled: "You can pull it down, there must be your weapon hidden in the broken box at your feet, and you are still out of nowhere, and you are still caught off guard, why don't you say that you are a god?"
Mao Mao Yu was frightened and hurriedly covered the long wooden box with a coat.
"You, how do you know my weapon is in the box?"
Shen Lijia rolled his eyes: "A fool can guess." ”
Mao Maoyu nodded slowly: "It turns out that you are a fool, then you will know if you know, I will not kill you." ”
Hua Duxiu was amused by Mao Maoyu and laughed.
This person's brain is really not very useful, right?
Hua Duxiu asked: "Brother Mao, your box is so short, I'm afraid you can't put down the sword, right? What kind of blade do you use, flying knives, poison arrows, or what?"
Looking at Mao Maoyu and not wanting to say, Hua Duxiu said heartily:
"It's a long journey, don't stop talking, Brother Mao, acquaintance is fate, let's talk?"
Mao Mao Yu snorted lightly and turned his head away.
He didn't seem to want to talk to anyone about blades.
Hua Duxiu said generously: "Brother Mao, looking at the tattered clothes you are wearing, there must be nothing entangled." In this way, the food of the boatman must be expensive and not tasty, you can come with my brothers, we have brought enough food, not one of you. ”
Mao Maoyu glanced at Hua Duxiu: "You want to invite me to dinner?"
Hua Duxiu said: "Please eat, but you have to talk well, don't move I'm a killer, I don't have feelings, I'm crazy?"
Mao Maoyu sighed: "Okay, for the sake of your face for inviting me to dinner, I won't kill you." ”
Hua Duxiu, Shen Lijia: "......"
Hua Duxiu stared at the small box of Mao Maoyu, and the more she looked at it, the more interested she became.
The box was no more than two feet long and only a palm wide, but it had many small black holes on it, and the strap and wooden box were polished and polished, and it was obvious that Mao Mao had carried it with him all along.
"Brother Mao, let's talk, what weapons are you hiding in the box? I will also order martial arts, everyone is a person who practices martial arts, sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, what are you afraid of?"
Mao Maoyu said: "Who is afraid? What am I afraid of?"
Shen Lijia helped: "Yes, yes, caterpillar, what are you afraid of, come, let's talk, what powerful weapons do you have in your box?"
Mao Maoyu said: "You are a fool, I won't care about you if you mispronounce my name." ”
Shen Lijia nodded: "Yes, yes, I'm stupid, don't worry about me, and don't kill me." ”
Mao Maoyu rubbed the small box lovingly, and said softly:
"This box is my weapon, I named it, it's 'Three Thousand for Your Life'!"
Hua Duxiu, Shen Lijiaqi said: "Want your life for three thousand?"
Mao Maoyu nodded: "Not bad." This is the third generation of the Fire Cloud Killing God King developed by me, it is a collection of ten of the most terrifying deadly killing weapons of our time, as long as it is launched, no matter how powerful you are, you can only drink hatred and death. ”
Shen Lijia exclaimed: "So powerful? It's just such a small box, and there are ten kinds of murder weapons hidden in it?"
Mao Maoyu said proudly: "Yes! Tong Suo is not bullied, it is definitely the best choice for killing people and stealing goods, and robbing homes and houses!"
Shen Lijia asked: "Tut-tut, according to what you say, such a small box is so powerful, it is really a necessary artifact for home travel?"
Mao Maoyu exclaimed: "Little fool, you are very right, you are not stupid at all." ”
Shen Lijia said secretly: Are you really taking me for a fool?
You're a psychopath.
Take me for a fool?
Okay, I'm going to do something stupid, I'm going to see what's so strange about your little broken box!
Shen Lijia's big hand immediately stretched out to the wooden box in front of him!
Shen Lijia seems to be honest and stupid, but in fact he is very clever, and his movements are also extremely fast!
In an instant, his big hand grabbed the wooden box.
Mao Mao Yu was caught off guard and said angrily: "What are you doing! Be careful that it blows you up!"