Nima ......

Dimly lit rooms, messy beds, and floors full of beer bottles and garbage. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

If there was one word to describe the state of this room, it would be chaos.

If it were more appropriate, it would be dirty.

Lin Yao believes that he is a gentleman because he has the qualities that a gentleman should have.

But in fact, what he lacks the most is the most basic quality of a gentleman, that is, a rich father.

He was an orphan.

So, even if he is a gentleman, he is also a bitter gentleman. To be exact, he is a sling, a bitter sling.

In his junior year, he was still working and studying during the holidays, after all, as an orphan, it was especially important to support himself.

Today is the third day of work, and as a salesman of Langmei Cosmetics Company, he has not even negotiated a single order.

He is depressed and is drinking snow beer in his rented room, a process of self-soothing and repairing his wounds.

The slings are a very special group of people, and everyone in this group is very funny, because this is also the way for the slings to find happiness.

Lin Yao also knew that he was very funny. But today, he truly realized the true meaning of there are people outside the world, and there is heaven outside the sky.

Lin Yao sat on the edge of the bed, and the half bottle of beer next to him hadn't moved for a long time. In his hand, it is a Redmi Note of less than 1,000 yuan, and the body is a little old, because he has been using it for a year and a half.

Lin Yao stared at the fluorescent mobile phone screen in a daze for a long time.

"What kind of comic ...... is this," Lin Yao muttered, feeling like he was being scorched by thunder on the outside.

Just now, Lin Yao was drinking beer, infinitely yy a good life, he had a strange ability, and his wives were in groups, but he was interrupted by a sudden series of mobile phone prompts, and he was very unhappy, because the prompt sound kept stopping.

Lin Yao wondered, usually no one is looking for him at all, why is there so much information today? It wasn't until he picked up his mobile phone that Lin Yao knew the real reason.

It turned out that Lin Yao's WeChat didn't know when he entered a group, and the masses in the water group blew up WeChat.

The important thing is that this is a WeChat group called the fairy god chat group, and the people in it are all the names of the gods. Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Tai Bai Xing, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, Antarctic Immortal Weng......

Ever since he saw this group and saw the chat content inside, Lin Yao has been staring at his phone and has been speechless for a long time.

On the screen of the mobile phone, messages in the WeChat group kept popping up......

Tang Seng: Lu Dongbin, I heard that you are often bitten by dogs (questioning expression)

Lu Dongbin: Ahem...... The rumors are not true, I think I am wise and martial, how can I be bitten by a dog. (Cool emoticons)

Tai Bai Xing: Lu Chunyang, you pretend. (look of disdain)

Aeolus: Same as above. (contempt)

Rain God: Same as above. (contempt)

Then the names of the other immortals appeared, despising Lu Dongbin together. Giant Spirit God, Night Wandering God, Day Wandering God, Seven Fairies, Pig Bajie, Clairvoyance, Shunfeng Ear...... As for the other seven of the Eight Immortals, they did not appear with a tacit understanding.

Tang Seng: Lu Dongbin, the poor monk knows that you love face, but something has happened, you have to face the reality bravely and admit the reality, so that you can break through the shackles in your heart and be conducive to cultivation. My Buddha is compassionate, why don't you enter my Buddha Gate, practice the supreme Dharma, and break through the external affairs of the body, so good?

Suddenly, the WeChat group exploded, and the immortals who were still sarcastic about Lu Dongbin turned against each other and scolded Tang Seng angrily.

Barefoot Daxian: Okay, you Tang monk, you actually came to dig the corner of the heavenly court, see that I don't trample you to death. (expletive)

Lei Gong: Routines, all routines, Tang Seng Ni plays Kai. (contempt)

This WeChat Lin Yao, who is called Tang Seng, has been paying attention to it for a long time, because it has always belonged to him with the most words. At the same time, the other seven immortals who were still diving just now appeared one after another, accusing Tang Seng of his filthy behavior.

Tie Guan Li: Tang Seng, do you still want to play happily with us, do you know that you are immoral like this? (contempt)

Han Zhongli: That's it...... (contempt)

Lan Caihe: Strongly condemn it.

He Xiangu: Extremely contemptuous.

The immortals of the Heavenly Court bombarded Tang Sanzang, and in the end, the electric mother even sent a lot of cursed expressions.

Tang Seng made an expression of picking his nostrils, and then said: Don't be angry, the poor monk just saw that Lu Xianren was always chased and bitten by the roaring dogs in your heavenly court, so he had compassion, so he hoped that he would come to my Buddha realm.

Lu Dongbin: Tang Seng, you talk a lot, when did I get chased and bitten by that little Erhei? (three angry)

Howling Dog: Wangwang...... (contempt)

At this time, an ID named Chang'e appeared: Can you be as small and fresh as me?

At the same time, another new group of IDs appeared.

Zhu Bajie: Fairy Chang'e (lustful) Are you okay? I miss you so much (shy) I'm so lonely in the west (tears)

Wu Gang: Fairy Chang'e (color) I was cutting down the laurel tree just now, have you seen my strong physique?

Tai Bai Xing: Chang'e Fairy (color)

Immortals: Chang'e Fairy (color)

Lei Gong: Chang'e Fairy (color)

Electro: (Three Angers)

Lei Gong: My wife, I can't help but (aggrieved) when I see them like this.

Tang Seng: Chang'e Fairy (color)

Lu Dongbin: Damn, what's the matter with you stinky monk (picking your nostrils)

It is, it is. A whole bunch of echoes.

Uncle Cao Guo: This monk has a vulgar rhythm...... (White Eyes)

Tang Seng: Amitabha, the poor monk is appreciating the fairy Chang'e with an artistic eye.

Next, a whole bunch of disdain appears on the screen.

Lin Yao felt that he had entered the comic world, and these people were the elites of the comic world. This group of funny people talk about everything.

When did my country have such a group of comics?

Yesterday, Taishang Laojun refined a furnace of nine-turn golden pills. Nezha, who is already hundreds of years old, wets the bed again. The Weaver Girl went to the Galaxy every day to wait, and a little fairy stepped forward to talk to her and was beaten so that she couldn't even recognize it. An immortal was split into black charcoal and fell into a dung pit during the catastrophe......

What is this...... These comics are so realmary, and the word comic has been taken to the extreme.

Lin Yao couldn't help it, typed four words on his mobile phone and sent them out.

"A bunch of teases. ”

The WeChat group that never stops quickly appears to reply, and this speed is as if two messages appear simultaneously.

Li Jing: Who is the immortal who is so rude to us?

Claireye: Bold Fairy (Fury)

Lei Gong: You are funny (angry)

Night Wanderer: I'm angry.

Li Jing: Quickly report the name of the immortal envoy

Nezha: Daddy, he's an immortal envoy (nostrils)

The WeChat group was silent for more than ten seconds, and then a series of IDs appeared.

Erlang God: You are the immortal envoy?

Zhu Bajie: Hello Immortal Envoy, you can call me an old pig.

Li Jing: I don't know if it's the Immortal Envoy, please forgive me.

Electric Mother: Immortal Envoy (Three Shy)

Lei Gong: Wife (three grievances)

Electric Mother: Get out of the way (curse) Don't delay me from getting close to the Immortal Envoy.

Lei Gong: Woo...... (tears in her eyes)

Chang'e: Immortal envoy, although the slave family has not seen you, they have admired you for a long time. The slave family has been looking forward to it day and night, and finally I am fortunate to meet you (shyly) Huh......

Tang Seng: Amitabha, I view the immortal so that the Buddha's light shines on the head, the Buddha is profound, if the immortal envoy is interested, you can discuss the Dharma with the poor monk.

Lu Dongbin: Tang Sanzang, who loves to dig the corner, plays the mud...... (Anger)

A large number of IDs appeared, accusing Tang Seng.

Lin Yao didn't know why, and after seeing that his ID in the group was an immortal envoy, he was even more speechless.

Nima ......

At this time, an ID named Taishang Laojun appeared: Silence.

Suddenly, the group fell silent, and no one spoke.

Taishang Laojun's ID continued to say: The immortal envoy has been released, the merit is expected, the Jade Emperor's edict, the establishment of a group of interconnection, hope that the immortals will not be abrupt, offend the immortal envoy, today's joy, alarm the Three Realms, wait for the immortal to explain the immortal in detail, and then issue a red envelope to celebrate with the immortals.

Then, Taishang Laojun's ID was Aite Lin Yao: Lord Immortal Envoy, do you have many questions?

Lin Yao didn't know how to describe his mood at this time, and silently sent two words: comic (nostrils)

Taishang Laojun: (three embarrassments)