Chapter 326: Toon

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The warm sun shines and drives away the cold of winter. On the potholed forest road, the "Lujiazhuang Convoy" composed of ten ox carts moved forward slowly. On the ox cart at the end of the end, Lu Dajia twisted his brows and carefully recalled the truth that Li Liang told him about the "Punishment of the Heavenly Tribulation Incident" a few days ago, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was not quite right, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was purely made up, but what was wrong, where it was purely blind and couldn't be said, it was very awkward to go up and down.

"Click" he fainted, "click" and he saw God, more powerful than the Jade Emperor, "click" and then he met the dead and reappeared, "click" and he and his daughter-in-law became beautiful, "click" the last sound he woke up.

There's nothing to say about "click", it's normal to be loud and loud, but the truth plot that buddy said, why doesn't it feel right? "Punish the Heavenly Tribulation" to find the murderer who killed the pile of people, and it happened that he passed by there, and the sky mistakenly thought that he did it, so he found the wrong person, and the sky found out that he did something wrong and apologized to him, so he and his daughter-in-law became beautiful.

If the "punishment of the heavenly calamity" is controlled by people, there is nothing to say about this matter, people, there is always a time when there is a mistake, but that is God! Can you make a small mistake like a human being? But what the old man explained is also a little reasonable, the sun is thundering, hail in June, the wrong mandarin duck spectrum, the appearance of men and women, if it is not a mistake made by heaven, how can these messy things happen?

"Hey, hey, silly cow, silly cow, what are you sitting there thinking?" Lu Dabao shook his head vigorously, put these confused things aside for the time being, and shouted at the stupid cow who was staring at the sky in a daze not far away.

"Ahh "Silly Niu'er is not much stronger than Lu Dabao, and Jasmine's words also set off a monstrous wave in his heart. My sister's body was occupied by others, but my sister did not die completely, and she still retained "one soul and two souls", and fused with the soul of the culprit who forcibly occupied her sister's body, and became a person who is a sister and not a sister, so it's not right to recognize this sister, it's not right to recognize this sister, it's not right to leave and right, can you not think about it?

"What are you thinking about? Why don't you think about it, I don't answer to the fucking call of you several times? You are all fooling me, taking me as a fool, I can tell you, I am in a hurry to quit you all, and no one will be left!" Lu Dabao's anger is very big, very big, just like a lion in spring, and everyone who catches him wants to roar twice.

"Uh, Dong, the owner, Lao Gan is my brother-in-law, he has this kind of thing, I'm the brother-in-law, why do I have to think about it?"

"Hey, this old man who kills a thousand knives! Why do you say he has so many rotten butts?" Lu Dabao didn't dare to offend this master, people have carried more than a dozen murders, if this is a knife for us, who will cry to him? So seeing that he was angry, he hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Hehe, hehe, I don't know. The stupid cow smiled innocently, and said a casual word and fell silent. The eldest sister of the "Void Heaven Continent" is the eldest minister, and the "gods, demons, fairies and demons" are recognized as "fuckers" in the four realms, may he have less to do? Not to mention anything else, the daughters-in-law around him are not fuel-efficient lamps, and now they may be fascinated by ****, and their eyes are fine, and there may be some chaos in the future!

But then again, he is obviously a genius in the cultivation world, a big man at the level of a great man, but he has nothing to do when his mother is full, so he has to go to the world to farm. Farming is also successful, find a corner to plant well, no one disturbs, no one interferes, no matter what is planted, how to toss it, but you have to run out and be blind, the result is good, right? Even the entire "Void Heaven Continent" is messed up with it.

"By the way, what's his real name? Xu, Xu Sanduo, right?" Lu Dabao patted the sack under him fiercely, gritted his teeth and scolded a few words, and then asked.

"Well, it seems to be. Silly Niu'er nodded.

"Hey, it's been more than a year, but it's so hard to hide it!" Lu Dabao scolded again, and said with a stupid look. recruited four families of eight people in one go, but none of them used their real names, all of them were fucking problem personnel, which was really a cheat!

"Dad, Dad! Uncle Gan said that it was almost time to get to town, you should change your clothes!" The ox convoy moved forward slowly, and Lu Dabao's second son, Lu Cheng, ran over from the front, and shouted loudly from a distance.

According to Li Liang's unified arrangement, the girls stayed at home to watch the door, this is a responsibility, but also an obligation, all the men go out, what kind of man is a man if he does not earn money to support his family? As for going out collectively, on the one hand, it is to train the team, and on the other hand, it is also to run in the cooperation between each other.

Of course, once this plan is proposed, some people are happy and some people are sad. Needless to say, Lu Jin and Lu Cheng, who had been holding back in the ravine, were ecstatic and didn't sleep for several nights. And Lu Dabao and his wife, since they learned about the "hidden shady" of Li Liang and others, such as the murder of others, etc., they are so worried, Li Liang's hand is obviously to pledge people by his side, can he not worry?

"Got it! Hey, he's got a lot to do, and he's so blind with so much silk. When Lu Dabao heard this, he scolded with disdain, and then remembered something, so he reminded Lu Chengdao: "Hey, tell your brother, don't run blindly, no matter where Lao Gan takes you, you have to tell me!"

"Oh, got it!" Lu Cheng saw that the task of transmitting the message had been completed, turned around and ran back again.

"These two losers, I'm their own father, don't ride in a car with me, don't fucking stay with that big liar, do you understand the rules?" Seeing Lu Cheng running back with excitement on his face, Lu Dabao scolded angrily.

"Heh, hehe, the owner, I think if you can tell stories, why don't you chase them with the two of them, they will all sit in the same car with you!" Seeing Lu Dabao's appearance of catching and scolding, the stupid cow joked a little funny.

"I don't have his fancy intestines. Lu Dabao glared at the stupid cow, pouted and said.

At the front end of the ox convoy, Li Liang was lying on the sack, holding Erlang's legs and holding a dry straw, looking at the white clouds in the sky, thinking about the "high difficulty" a few days ago, and unconsciously drooling again. Life is so mysterious, hundreds of years ago, buddies were still caught who kowtowed to whom, and hundreds of years later, they became the first little white face in the "Void Sky Continent", eating and drinking well during the day, and hugging left and right at night.

"Uncle Gan, you, you're drooling again......" Lu Jin saw that he was **** again, and his saliva was raging, so he kindly reminded.

"Ahh

"Sequelae?old uncle, what are the sequelae?" Lu Jin was stunned when he heard this, and asked curiously.

"Oh, the sequelae, that is, I have a very serious illness, and I have been sick for a long time, and I will have some discomfort after I suddenly get better. For example, your father is hungry for wine, and he has to make two taels every day, if he suddenly doesn't let him drink, and he makes do with it for a day, at most he will wander around, and he can top it for two days, it's a big deal to do some foolish things, and he can barely get through three days, but his temper is bad, and if he catches and scolds whom, if it takes more than four days, hehe...... "Li Liang explained to him with a grin.

"Well, I know that if my father doesn't drink for four days in a row, he will be guaranteed to drill the chicken coop!" Lu Jin seemed to have realized something, nodded heavily and said.

"Drill, drill the chicken nest, drill what chicken nest?" Lu Jin's words stunned Li Liang, Lu Dabao should be eager to drink if he didn't drink for four consecutive days, how could it be related to the chicken nest again?

"Then I don't know, but I saw that once my father and my mother quarreled, my mother locked the cellar containing wine, and on the fourth morning, when it was just dawn, my father drilled the chicken coop, and after drilling, he also got a body of wine. Lu Jin recalled.

"Heh, hehe, your father is really talented!" Li Liang understood, and dared to hide the private goods in the chicken nest! Okay, he is a talent, and he knows that the struggle with his daughter-in-law is long-term and protracted, and he must reserve materials and establish a small treasury.

"Hehe, I think Uncle Gan is quite talented. Lu Jin smiled innocently and said.

"I'm far away from your father!" Li Liang said when he heard this, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and sighed with feeling.

Look at Lu Dabao, what a simple farmer! But his mother actually knew that the struggle with his daughter-in-law was cruel and fierce, and he should hide his private goods and hide his private goods, and he should stuff wine into the chicken coop. Look at yourself again, since you let the four girls know the truth of the "face pus incident", all the family resources have been taken away, and the beautiful name is "proper keeping", but it is actually a broken road wow!

"No! You can farm, strike iron, and be literate and know kung fu, compared to my father, there is nothing to say!" Lu Jin pulled his fingers and patted Li Liang's ass excitedly.

"Hehe, stinky boy, what do you want to ask the old goduncle? Say, don't shoot, you can't shoot on time, and you will delay your efforts. Li Liang chuckled and rubbed his head, and said pretending to be mysterious.

"Hehe, you've seen it again. Lu Jin stuck out his tongue mischievously, and then lowered his voice and asked, "Uncle Gan, why do you want to accept those people? Especially that Guo Xiaotian, who is covered with scars, he is not a good person at a glance, why do you want to accept him?"

More than half a month ago, when the convoy passed through a small village, at the instigation of Li Liang, Lu Dabao recruited ten more coachmen and two dart masters who were responsible for escorting, and the reward was ten taels of silver and 100 catties of rice for each coachman, and the dart master was doubled. The reason is not because of his four precious daughters-in-law.

Women are capable, men can't. From Lujiazhuang to "Fuyu Town", it takes nearly two months to take an ox cart, but for the four daughters-in-law with great power, the distance seems to be a little shorter, and it is about the same time as coming out of Li Liang's courtyard to Lu Dabao's main house.

In the woods, in the grass, beside the stream, and under the cliffs, all the secluded places were about to run all over the place, but fortunately, at the time of the "Toad Valley", he refined a lot of "Artemisia annua mosquito repellent determine", otherwise he might not know how many bags he had on his body!

It is said that fighting in the field is very exciting, the erotic value is more than 40% higher than that of normal sexual affairs, the passion value is more than 30% higher than that of indoors, and the durability value is more than 20% higher than that of the conventional environment, but after all, Li Liang is not the only one on this trip, there are many peers, especially Lu Dabao, who is worried about the abduction of the baby, is always difficult to play, what if he is discovered?

Besides, Li Liang drilled into the woods and grass at every turn, saying that he was and peeing, but he went for two or three hours, and then ran back sweating profusely. Needless to say, the number is too frequent, except for fools who will be suspicious, the key is that buddies and sweat all over their bodies, it's easy to get angry, constipation, but pee out for two or three hours, and get a stinky sweat, how to explain?

Moreover, don't look at the actual age of the four beautiful daughters-in-law, but they are authentic "little girls" in terms of ****, shy and expectant, shy and wild, talking about red ears and red ears, and can't stop, especially when there are competitors around, beauty, figure, wisdom, maybe not because of jealousy and fight, but when it is time to fight, even if there is a gap in cultivation, but love is only a lot.

Therefore, Li Liang drilled the woods and grass more and more times, at most three times a day, he drilled the grove three times a day, which not only made his back sore and weak, but also completely angered the owner, and the volcanic eruption seemed to "theorize" with Li Liang, and even lodged a strong protest against him for delaying the trip and delaying the time, fortunately Li Liang brought twenty taels of gold when he left Lujiazhuang, otherwise he didn't know how to end it.

Lu Dabao was so settled, he secretly gave him twenty taels of gold as if he was happy or something, he didn't ask anything, he just ran away when he transferred his ass, and he couldn't catch it, but what should those four beautiful daughters-in-law who were addicted to field warfare do?

Okay, change their identities to them, drive the ox carts, find them some companions casually, and watch them, which not only satisfies the daughters-in-law's eagerness to be with him, but also achieves the purpose of recovering their bodies.

Of course, Comrade Li Liang, as a "top problem person", every time he has a big move, there will be an unexpected gain, and the dart master Guo Xiaotian picked up the accident when he was recruiting a lot of people.

Buddy said that he was a foreigner, but which township didn't say, buddy said he was just a poor guy, but he had sharp eyes that were very different from ordinary people, buddy is usually very low-key, except for eating is working, almost no communication with people, but the behavior reveals heroic bearing and precise strength, if the estimate is good, buddy should be a martial artist with deep internal strength.

As for whether it will be a cultivator, on the one hand, the eldest sister of the "Void Heaven Continent" has already let out her words, and other places are casual to make trouble, this continent is definitely not allowed to set foot in half a step, I believe that there will not be any two hundred and five who are not eye-opening to hit the muzzle of the gun, on the other hand, there are so many great monks by Li Liang's side, even if he can't see it, can't others see it? Unless there is another character in the "Void Heaven Continent" who is even more awesome than Jasmine, there is no play.

"Why did I accept this? Obviously, your father accepted him! Hey, you kid, don't destroy the internal unity of the people, after all, your father is the owner of the real brand, and I am just a wage earner, so I have no right to take care of this matter!" Li Liang hurriedly defended when he heard this.

"Hehe, don't pretend, I know that you have great wisdom and ability, because some things are forced to come to my family to be a farmer. Lu Jin pursed his lips and said in a ghostly manner.

"Wow, even you can see it?" Li Liang said as he pretended to be surprised.

"Hmph, I'm sixteen this year, if I see it again, I won't be a fool!" Lu Jin rolled his eyes and said softly.

"Oh, hey, sixteen, so Mao'er should be all together, right?" Li Liang continued to pretend to tease.

"What's the matter, if you hadn't told my father that you were too young and hurt your body, I would have guaranteed to let my father be upgraded to a grandfather within a year!"

"Oh, such a stake? Okay, the pyramid scheme can be counted as your share, but you are just a semi-finished product with theory and no experience, you have to hug a little at the critical moment, you must not be careless without my order, let alone stealing, otherwise, hum, you know. Li Liang gave him a "fried chestnut" and said with a chuckle.

"MLM? What's that?"

"It's an event specially held to promote our family's gifts and special dishes!"

"Ah, selling, selling vegetables still have to do activities, isn't it okay to stand on the street corner?"

"You don't understand that. Indeed, as long as the population is relatively dense, you can sell vegetables anywhere you stand, but how much do you think you can sell vegetables for a pound or a basket when you stand on a street corner? Even if you set the price very high, will anyone buy it? But it is different to engage in activities, and mobilize the emotions of the masses through various colorful programs, and get high, and then you will launch our family's gift special dishes, wow, amazing, at least more than ten times the fucking one!"

"Really?"

"What's the matter? Don't believe in Uncle Gan?"

"I believe it, but I always think it's unlikely. ”

"Hehe, there are a lot of impossibilities in this world, and there are a lot of possibilities, most of the people who fantasize about making the impossible possible are losers, but those who dare to challenge the impossible and continue to work hard for this have become successes. Between the two, one is to think, the other is to do, the difference between one word is a thousand miles. ”

"I understand, thank you, Uncle Gan!"

"Alright, pack up, it'll be time in a while. Hey, remember to change clothes, the place where we live at night is very high-end, and it will be looked down upon if it is too shabby, and it will affect the MLM plan if it is not good, which is very troublesome. ”

"Ahh

"Emerald Red House. ”

"Cui, Cuihong Mansion? What is that place?"

"Brothel, commonly known as kiln. ”

"Isn't it?"

"Hehe, yes!"

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