In the evening in the valley of the sun, the clouds are extremely beautiful.

The birthday feast lasted until the evening, when both the guests were drunk.

Bai Zhen and the others were sent to the guest room to rest.

And Yan's father, with the support of Yan's mother and Yan Xiaoxi, staggered back to the small courtyard, with a look of raised eyebrows, and kept nagging excitedly: "Madam, it's been decades, it's been decades, it's the first time I've been treated like this by my father-in-law and the Bai family, it's all Chen'er's credit." ”

After returning to the small courtyard, he was about to sit in the courtyard again to express some emotion, but was dragged back to the room by Yan's mother to rest.

After only the two brothers and sisters and Xiaomei were left in the small courtyard, Xiaomei immediately pulled Yan Xiaoxi excitedly, chattering about Brother Yan's great power today, and the bad guys who were scared of him ran away.

Yan Xiaoxi didn't want to recall today's bloody scene, but she didn't want to spoil the little girl's interest, so she had to cover her ears with her hands, and pretended to look at her very seriously, indicating that she was listening.

Xiaomei said for a while, feeling that there was no excited expression on the listener's face, and couldn't help but feel a little bored, so she had to give up, and then went to hug Yan Yuchen's arm again, and said with a flattering face: "Yan Daxia, can you please teach Xiaomei the martial arts of killing people without blinking?"

Yan Yuchen couldn't help laughing, thought about it, nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Without waiting for Xiaomei to cheer, he directly bent his finger and flicked it at her head, and said, "Okay, I've taught you." ”

Xiaomei covered her slightly aching head, pouted, and had a resentful expression of being deceived.

"I'm pretending to be pitiful again. ”

Yan Xiaoxi snorted coldly.

Xiaomei's dark eyes rolled, and she immediately ran over with a smile and hugged her arm and said, "Xiaoxi, can I take you to play with Sister Baihe?" Sister Baihe likes you, and secretly told me to let me steal your underwear for her. ”

“……”

Yan Xiaoxi opened her mouth with a stunned expression.

The corners of Yan Yuchen's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly.

This white lotus is also stupid, this kind of ugly and dirty thing, how can you find Xiaomei to do it? Looking for a brother is better than looking for Xiaomei!

Phew!Phew!What nonsense am I talking about! That little perverted girl is going to beat my little sister's idea!

"Hmph, how can this be reasonable! Dare to hit my little sister's idea, Xiaomei, you go and tell her that my brother wants to fight her alone!"

Yan Yuchen pretended to be indignant.

Yan Xiaoxi glanced at him and said, "Brother, you are alone with a girl, do you have a face?"

Yan Yuchen was stunned when he heard this, scratched his head, and said with an embarrassed face: "I'm sorry, I forgot, I heard that guy was going to steal your underwear, and my brother subconsciously regarded her as a man." ”

Then he glared at Xiaomei and said, "Xiaomei, you must not do this kind of thing, you know?"

Xiaomei hurriedly nodded and said, "Well, Xiaomei will not betray Xiaoxi if she dies." ”

Yan Yuchen "coughed" twice, approached Yan Xiaoxi again, and said in a low voice: "Little sister, since that guy is so dirty and disgusting, we can't just forget it, let's have a tooth for a tooth!"

Yan Xiaoxi's eyes narrowed slightly, and said, "Oh, how is my brother going to return a tooth for a tooth?"

Yan Yuchen smiled, glanced at Xiaomei, and said in a low voice: "Since she wants to steal your underwear, let's have a plan, spy on the spy, let Xiaomei steal her underwear in turn, hehehehehe......"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Yan Xiaoxi learned from his sinister laughter, and then said with a bright smile on his face: "Then my brother can hide Xiaomei's stolen underwear somewhere in the room, and then secretly take it out to watch it in the dead of night, yes or no?"

“……”

Yan Yuchen blinked, and immediately denied it: "Of course not! Absolutely not!

Who knew that Xiaomei on the side heheheed again and said, "Xiaoxi, Brother Yan is not what you think." ”

When Yan Yuchen was grateful for Xiaomei's trust in his heart, the girl continued: "Xiaomei thinks that Brother Yan will hide Sister Baihe's underwear under the pillow, and then secretly take it out and stroke it in the dead of night, right, Brother Yan?"

“……”

Yan Yuchen opened his mouth, with an expression of my expression towards your sister.

Yan Xiaoxi blinked her dark eyes and said, "Xiaomei, what do you mean by masturbating?"

Xiaomei thought about it very seriously and said, "I heard the nurse sister say, a man is a man with a spring, and it is difficult to control his feelings, and then take off his pants and hold his ......"

Before she finished speaking, Yan Yuchen covered her mouth, and said angrily with a pale face: "Xiaomei, don't talk nonsense!"

Xiaomei whined twice, then stopped struggling, no longer spoke, but like a kitten, took the opportunity to stretch out her little pink tongue and lick his palm.

Yan Yuchen trembled when he was licked, hurriedly took away his palm, and scolded inwardly: "If you talk nonsense again, I will throw you into the river to feed the fish!"

Xiaomei grinned, licked her lips coquettishly, with an unfinished expression, and muttered, "Brother Yan's meat is so fragrant......"

“……”

Ni Mei! Your brother's palm is pork?

Yan Xiaoxi still didn't give up, and opened her eyes wide like a curious baby and asked, "Brother, what is a hairstroke, why don't you let Xiaomei say it?"

Yan Yuchen scratched his head in embarrassment, and after spitting for a while, Fang said: "Little sister, let's take a shot, it's actually ...... It is...... It's a game!Yes, it's a game!

Fortunately, my brother is very responsive!

Hey, Xiaomei, this pit brother's goods!

Yan Xiaoxi looked incredulous, and said: "But Xiaomei just said that masturbating is a man's spring, and it is difficult to control his feelings, so he has to take off his pants and hold ...... Hold something?"

Yan Yuchen had an expression of wanting to cry without tears, so he had to continue to rack his brains and deceive: "Of course it's holding the game console, little sister, in fact, Xiaomei is all hearsay, casual nonsense, can't be taken seriously." Playing a hair is actually playing a game, it's not a man's spring at all, and you don't need to take off your pants, of course, some people play games and play more hi, and they feel that it's easier to take off their pants and play, which is not impossible......"

Hey, hey, when is this lie going to be the end?

"Really?"

Yan Xiaoxi was still a little skeptical.

Yan Yuchen immediately nodded and swore solemnly: "Of course it's true, I can swear if I don't believe it." ”

Who knew that this girl said, "Okay, then you swear." ”

“……”

Yan Yuchen was stunned for a moment, so he had to raise his hand with a bitter face and swear, "The sky is above, if I deceive my little sister, let me ...... Just let me ......."

Xiaomei suddenly smiled on the side and said, "Let Brother Yan become a little eunuch!"

Yan Yuchen's crotch trembled, and he immediately glared at him angrily.

Fortunately, Yan Xiaoxi waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you are, brother, it turns out that masturbation and masturbation are both games, is this game fun?"

Yan Yuchen said with a smile: "This ...... It's okay. ”

As soon as these words came out, Yan Xiaoxi suddenly clapped his hands excitedly and said: "Great, brother, I want to play too! This time I really want to play, you can't be selfish anymore and secretly hide in the room to play, otherwise I'll tell my parents and say that you are stingy!"

“……”

Yan Yuchen opened his mouth with a stunned expression.