"Francisco Powers." The vampire said. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The black-clothed ghost was stunned, then opened his mouth, and finally said, "Uh.. Your foreign name is too special wood, I will call you Xiao Bao in the future!"

The vampire pursed his lips and finally nodded silently.

"Xiao Bao, why do you think you want to come to the Celestial Empire?" asked the black-clothed ghost again.

Speaking of this vampire, it's all a bitter tear, and now when someone asks, the ghost in black talks with tears in his eyes.

It turns out that vampires were originally a small country in the West, and that country likes to eat high-calorie food very much, so almost all of them are fat, and blood lipids are generally high.

Finally, one day, the vampire pinched his belly like three swimming rings and decided that he was going to emigrate in order to lose weight.

The vampire did a detailed strategy before immigrating, and finally decided to choose the Celestial Empire as the place to live in the future.

After deciding on the plane, the vampire took all his salutes and got on the plane, and after getting off the plane, the vampire took a taxi to the most prosperous city center, and after getting off the bus, his wallet was stolen by the thief, and when he went to find the thief, the driver pulled him to salute and run.

The vampire was depressed, but fortunately he still had a bank card, and he wanted to buy a house to live in first, but found that the housing prices in the Celestial Empire were too high, and his little money was simply not enough.

finally sold a diamond ring left by his ancestors, so he bought a house to live in, but caught up with the house cracking and leaking, went to find the property, and found that the real estate company had closed down, and the property was closed directly.

I followed the other owners to the city hall for a week, and finally ..... They were violently dispersed by the police, and it was only on the way back that he scolded social injustice that he suddenly remembered...... Nima, I'm a vampire, I'm here to suck blood, what am I doing these days?

After learning the hard way, the vampire reflected on his unscrupulous behavior during this time, and felt that he should really be ashamed of himself, and that night, he went out into the street, ready to eat his first meal in the Celestial Empire.

The first person chosen by the vampire is a beautiful woman who comes home alone at night. Vampires like to suck women's blood, especially the blood of such beautiful and slender women, and if there is one way to add to this hobby, it is the so-called good color, smell and taste in Chinese food.

The vampire pounced on the woman without hesitation, he hadn't sucked blood for a long time, so this time he couldn't wait, the woman fought desperately, and as a result, he accidentally bit the woman's chest, what he didn't expect was that the woman had just done breast augmentation, and this bite hit the woman's prosthesis, it seems that the hospital where the woman did the operation was not a serious hospital, and the vampire didn't know what the filling was, anyway, the vampire was poisoned in one bite.

The vampire was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage, and the next morning there was a news in the newspaper: the woman came home late at night and was attacked by a pervert on her chest, and as a result, the silicone on the woman's chest burst, and the pervert was poisoned in the hospital.

Without waiting for the police to investigate, the vampire woke up and ran away, and after this incident, the vampire felt that the woman could not be washed, and it seemed that he would have to change the direction of the battle in the future.

But after drinking for a few days, the vampire thinks that men can't do it, because the men who come out in the middle of the night basically drink too much, and the alcohol in the blood is excessive, and the amount of alcohol in the vampire is really not very good, every time he drinks blood, the vampire feels dizzy, and once because he drank too much, he went crazy on the street because he drank too much, and danced tango all night with a garbage can.

In fact, the wine is not the key, the key is that there are too many chemicals in the blood of this group of people who often come out to eat, what Sudan dyes, gutter oil, the vampire feels that if he eats like this, he is not far from being poisoned.

Once again, the vampire learned from the pain, and felt that if he continued to change the battle plan, the blood of women and men could not be sucked, and the quality of the old man's blood was not good, so the vampire decided to suck the blood of children, and it was the blood of these children that completely caused the vampire to suffer.

When the vampire first sucked the child's blood, he didn't think there was anything wrong, but after sucking for a while, the vampire found that he couldn't pee, and went to the hospital for a check-up, kidney stones. It didn't take long for the media to report that the melamine in infant milk powder exceeded the standard, and many children had kidney stones as a result.

The vampire is so sad, is there any safe blood to drink in this country?

In order to cure kidney stones, vampires began to take medicine, and the aunt in the neighborhood said that Western medicine had side effects, and strongly recommended that he start taking Chinese medicine, but he was so unlucky, but he met a quack doctor in a small clinic, and the kidney stones were not cured, and his eyes were broken for some reason, and finally the development became more and more serious, until now he is blind.

After hearing the tragic experience of the vampire, everyone fell silent, and a good vampire caused such a scourge that everyone didn't know what to say.

"Xiao Bao, you foreigners are too squeamish, to be honest, there are too many capable people in the Celestial Empire, and all chemists are in the people, you have to adapt to the living environment in China!" said the black-clothed ghost patting the vampire sympathetically.

The vampire nodded heavily, but said nothing.

"Then how did you get here after that?" Meng Chengyu asked again.

"Oh, that's right!" said the vampire, "Isn't it because I have bad eyes, so I have to go to the hospital for treatment, but it was too hard to register, and when I was in line, I met an eldest sister, who said that she knew someone from another hospital and asked me to follow her to that hospital." I followed, who would have thought that the eldest sister was actually engaged in pyramid schemes, and then I was deceived by her into pyramid schemes. ”

"Hahaha, then what?" Xu Le asked with a smile.

"We didn't do MLM, so I didn't understand what this thing was, and the lecturer spoke very well at that time, and I thought it made sense when I listened to it, so I followed them for more than half a year. The vampire said depressedly, "At that time, I was brainwashed and forgot that I was a vampire, and I felt that nothing was important to become a successful person, so I followed them to eat cabbage for more than half a year, until the pyramid scheme den was taken by the police, and then I was rescued." The police re-educated me, and I finally understood that this thing was a lie, and then I met the old man surnamed Xu after I came out of the police station............"