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The applause from the beginning of the sparse few, all the last resounding in the studio, because they did not vote in time, so that such a good song was not voted on, the audience's hearts were filled with a sense of guilt, for the reopening of the vote they have worked hard, did not work, so now they can only applaud hard, a little make up for their mistakes just now, reduce a trace of guilt in their hearts. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Thank you, everyone! Save some effort first, and you can give it to me later, thank you!" The sheep-headed man's cartoon voice this time was a little sneering, and he kept bowing to the audience to thank him.

After hearing this, Liu Jun hurriedly pulled the sheep-headed man, pointed to the '128' stamped with a red seal on the back, and said word by word: "This little sheep teacher, you have been out just now, and you can't continue to stay on the stage." ”

"Don't make a fuss, I still have something to do!" the sheep-headed man patted his hand and said coquettishly.

"There are still a few teachers waiting to be recorded, don't make a fuss, good, go down first, we'll come up and play later, obedient," Liu Jun said as he pushed the sheep-headed man back to the door where he came in, just like the sheep-headed man pushed him just now.

The audience and the four guests watched with great interest as the two of them on the stage messed around, and burst into laughter from time to time.

"Stop, stop, stop!" the volume of the last word of the sheep-headed man had risen to the sky.

Liu Jun was a little frightened: "What, what, don't think that you can come nonsense if you have a loud voice, I tell you, I have it too." ”

Just when everyone thought that Liu Jun was going to shout 'ah', they heard him shout four words, flutteringly: "Brother security!"

I saw that the two strong men who had just come to the studio and did not leave walked up from the stairs on the side of the stage, and the sound was very textured.

"Wait, wait, didn't you notice there's a missing person here?" the sheep-headed man hurriedly pushed towards the back of the stage, his voice shaky a little.

Liu Jun looked around and didn't find it, as for the position of the guest, he directly ignored it, and the director said that the guest was still on the subway: "No, big brother security, please 'send' this teacher out." ”

"Wait, wait, I'm a guest," the sheep-headed man saw the two strong men chasing after him, and he quickly ran around the edge of the stage in a panic, picking at the back of his head with his empty left hand as he ran, trying to remove the mask from his head.

Liu Jun spoke up, because the director's voice came from his earbuds just now, this should really be a guest in front of him, Liu Jun felt that a group of crows flew in front of him, and tears fell like rain in his heart, is this show still the one he originally hosted, why is it so difficult?

"The two security guards are bothersome to stop, thank you, you guys go down first. ”

The sheep-headed man saw that the danger behind him had been solved, so he settled on his heels, and broke the back of his head with both hands, and finally "tore" After a sound, the sheep-headed man took off the sheep's head mask on his head, and what appeared in front of everyone was a very young boy, and everyone who knew knew that this sheep-headed man was Tang Lin.

"Huh~!I'm in a hurry, who got this Velcro, it's so tight! This can suffocate a person, I'll tell you," Tang Lin put the sheep's head mask in the air, and said hatefully: "Trouble the staff of the special effects team to cure my throat, I heard this voice weirdly, and I forgot to bring medicine when I went out in the morning." ”

"Haha......" The audience, who was still a little stunned just now, was suddenly amused by this little burden again, in fact, the voice just now was just the voice after being cartoonized, as long as it returned to normal.

Tang Lin walked back to the center of the stage with his mask, and sang with the microphone:

Look at the green hills

Ripple on the water

Look at the sunset kissing the sunset

I use the love of my life

Go find that one home

Where are you tonight?

Turn your head back

Meet your smile

You've found out all the things on your mind

Distant happiness in dreams

It's right next to me

After singing, Tang Lin said to himself: "Ouch, it's so good!"

Looking at Liu Jun, who was about to be robbed of his job, he hurriedly took a chance to make progress: "Yes!"

"Teacher Liu Jun, do you know whose song it is?" Tang Lin said to Liu Jun.

"Whose is it?"

"Just kidding, this song is mine!" Tang Lin laughed like a thief in his treacherous plan, and that smile looked really obscene.

However, the audience started a burst of cheers.

Tang Lin bowed deeply and said: "Teachers, dear audience, hello! I am a special guest judge of the large-scale music program "Golden Melody Fishing" sponsored by Xiaohaha Yogurt - Tang Lin, who is a glorious school student, and the name of the song I brought to you just now is called "Dream Water Town"! Thank you for your like!"

"Today's task is to wake up everyone's critical ears, so that the golden songs covered in the vast sea of songs can be salvaged again, let us look forward to the awakening of the golden songs!"

Liu Jun next to him couldn't help it, and pitifully grabbed Tang Lin, who still wanted to continue: "This Tang brother, those lines just now are mine." ”

"Poof, cousin, haha, this is a bargain. ”

"Haha...... It's so funny, these two people, I'm laughing to death!"

"Well, I haven't been so funny watching shows before, so it seems that it's better to come to watch it live. ”

"How is it possible, those shows used to be not funny when they watched live, but they just listened to the song and it ended, which was not funny at all. ”

"Huh, brother, have you been to a lot of shows?"

"Well, like "I Am a Singer", "Supergirl", "The Masked Singer" and the previous "Sou Song World" before this show, they are so boring, but it is still fun now. ”

"It seems that you can have fun, brother, my name is Zhang Sanfeng, what about you?"

"My name is Wang Chongyang. ”

……

The battle between the two on stage continues.

Tang Lin had a little unhappy expression on his face: "Teacher Liu Jun, didn't you call me teacher just now, why do you call me cousin now?"

Liu Jun looked Tang Lin up and down, and said, "Do you think it's appropriate for me to call you teacher at your age?"

"Then don't you all call our guests to be teachers?" Tang Lin asked aggrievedly to the audience.

"Yes!"

"Haha, yes!"

There were only a few voices in the audience responding to Tang Lin, because most of the people were either laughing or discussing with the people next to them.

Liu Jun smiled helplessly, pointed to the guest position that was still vacant at the beginning of the recording and said, "Okay, okay, Mr. Tang, should you go back to the position of your guest." ”

Tang Lin was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to suddenly remember: "Ahhh ”

Liu Jun was relieved: "Welcome to Mr. Tang Lin!"

The audience burst into cheers and applause.