Chapter 26: Poet, I love you

"Ah......h

If there is only one word to describe this game, "ah" is the perfect word.

On the finger pressure board, Zhang Yixing's screams were full.

He wailed in pain, his steps as swift as the wind, over the "hills." He picked up the skipping rope in a hurry, he finished 20 jumps in pain, and then quickly threw the stick at Qiao Mu.

This throw seems to save a few seconds.

Lao Xue looked at it and said in surprise: "What's the matter? I protest, this cheating is too obvious." ”

Deng Chao hurriedly stood up and protested, he said: "Director, I also protest, can I throw it directly to the last contestant from the beginning?"

They protested, so what?

The game has to go on.

Qiao Mu silently counted the seconds, only more than 30 seconds or so had passed, and he was afraid that no matter how fast he was, he would be blocked on Wang Zunan's side, so he simply started slowly.

He took two leisurely steps, and suddenly let out a scream, and he changed his negative attitude in an instant.

"What a pit! long pain is better than short pain. ”

He frowned, gritted his teeth, and quickly drilled through the obstacle circle.

When hurdling, he showed the bouncing literacy he once had as an NC+ basketball player, and he completed the second stick smoothly.

He was barefoot, threw the stick to Wang Zunan, and ran directly to the ground to rest.

Wang Zunan took two steps to the left, caught it steadily, looked at the short runway, and sighed: "Mr. Qiao, thank you so much, you are really a good person." ”

Qiao Mu smiled embarrassedly and said, "There's still a lot of time, you hurry up." ”

Wang Zunan nodded excitedly, and ran forward with his little short legs.

Until finally, a fat sister appeared on the track.

The fat took off his coat and revealed the words "Please carry me back".

At this time, Qiao Mu smiled comfortably and said, "How did the program team come up with it?"

All the people laughed, only Reba, clenched his fists, cheered Wang Zunan up, and said, "Brother Zunan, hurry up, you can have breakfast if you win." ”

Wang Zunan was dumbfounded, and then said with a small body: "Come on." ”

A small man can also have big pride.

But unfortunately, Wang Zunan didn't.

Even though he tried hard, he carried the fat sister on his back and reached the finish line step by step.

Instead, he stopped at the last obstacle course, jumped on the horizontal bar and bit down on the hanging onion ring.

The program team set up a springboard very intimately, but the springboard can't go against the sky.

In this paragraph, Wang Zunan used his height to contract a lot of laughs, and he jumped again and again, and finally ended in failure.

At this time, someone will say, "You should not laugh at people's physical defects. ”

Everyone understands this, but they can't help it.

The audience burst into laughter, and Wang Zunan said helplessly: "You, can you lower it a little?"

Tmall people said: "It's fair, everyone's height is the same." ”

Wang Zunan spread out his palms and said, "However, my height is not the same as theirs. ”

He still wanted to continue to bb something, but was ruthlessly dragged away by Lao Xue.

Lao Xue patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm moved, you are very sportsmanlike, but don't hinder us from eating breakfast." ”

The next group is Shiye's team.

Before starting, Lao Xue walked in front of the camera, stretched out his finger and said: "My name is Xue Zhiqian, and my wish is world peace." ”

Shiye shook over from the other end and said, "My name is Liu Shishi, and my wish is that there is love in the world." ”

Chen Chichi had a constipated expression on his face, pointed to the camera and said, "My name is Chen Chichi, and my wish is to be able to eat breakfast later." This program group, inhumane and inhumane, pulled me over early in the morning to shoot the show, and I haven't eaten yet. Do you want to do that......"

The thing was about to continue to complain, and when he saw the Tmall man who had already come over slowly, he immediately closed his mouth and said with a cheap smile: "We're going to start." ”

These three, it's okay to forcibly add drama, as if they can pass through it in a hurry.

However, this is the case, Lao Xue and Shi Ye are both stuffed with heightened insoles, and they don't feel pain at all. But they wailed all the way through the checkpoints.

When he arrived at Chen Chichi, Chen Chichi at this time was in trouble.

But Chen Chichi gritted his teeth, and after carrying his fat sister, he bit down the onion ring.

Just enough time, 1 minute and 23 seconds.

They completed the task, but Chen Chichi held his waist and lay on the finger pressure board, inhaling the cold air.

The big guy hurriedly rushed up and surrounded him.

As the captain, Deng Chao asked kindly, "Chichi, what's wrong?"

Chen Chichi turned over, turned his back to the sky, and smiled reluctantly: "It's nothing, it's just that you have to carry a lady of more than 300 catties as soon as you come up." This is indeed a light enemy, and I sprained my waist a little hastily. ”

Shi Ye treated this hero and asked, "Is the situation serious?"

Chen Chichi said: "It's just very painful, I'll rest for a while." I've always had an old injury on my waist, and I'm usually more protective, but this time it's too ruthless all of a sudden. ”

Da Mi Mi asked him, "Can you stand up?"

Chen Chichi shook his head and said, "Not yet, I'll lie down for a while." ”

Qiao Mu looked at him and said, "It's very troublesome, find a staff member to take him to the hospital to take a look." ”

Chen Chichi asked, "What about the next shooting?"

Deng Chao said: "It's okay, the body is important." ”

Then, Chen Chichi was carried on a simple stretcher to the crew's nanny car.

The director team is communicating and discussing these things.

In the end, the Tmall people said: "Chen Chichi retired due to injury. As the first team to complete the game, Liu Shishi and Xue Zhiqian's group can select a loser from the losing group as their supplementary team members. ”

When Qiao Mu heard this, didn't he just choose from his four-person team?

I'm going to have breakfast by myself, so why should I continue to play?

He raised his hands and said, "Choose me, choose me." Shiye, love you. ”

In this team, except for Zhang Yixing, who didn't care a little, the rest of the people were shouting loudly.

Reba said excitedly: "Sister Shishi, choose me, I have a lot of strength." ”

Wang Zunan also said: "Choose me, I, I will, I will ......"

Wang Zunan can't seem to think of his own advantages.

Shi Ye nodded proudly, and then discussed with Lao Xue for a while, she said, "Then Yixing." He's not like the glamorous guys. ”

Then Zhang Yixing pointed to his nose and said, "Me? Then I'll wait a minute, do you want to continue the game?"

Tmall people said: "Mr. Zhang Yixing, you have now become a member of Liu Shishi's team, and you don't need to participate in the competition anymore. Moreover, you can enjoy the prize of victory with them, Hangzhou special food breakfast. ”

Zhang Yixing said a little embarrassedly: "How can that be? I didn't do anything." ”

Shi Ye and Lao Xue have already sat down.

Lao Xue beckoned and said, "Yixing, come over and eat." ”