Chapter Eighty-One: Preparation with Two Hands
"We were indeed taking pictures. Hannibal glared at Fang Ze before speaking slowly.
Indeed, the time is too short now, he really can't do anything he wants, although he can attack everyone and run away, leaving Fang Ze with a mess to clean up, but such a little petty approach is not in line with Hannibal's approach, it is too rough.
Seeing that the matter was resolved, the two policemen grabbed Yu Yancai and went out, but Xiao Hei and Gan Xuan stayed in the room, looking at Fang Ze and Hannibal suspiciously.
Is it as simple as just taking a picture?
"Xiao Hei is bothering you this time. Fang Ze thanked Xiao Hei and said to Gan Xuan, "Girl, don't hurry up and go back, whoever said you want the key will give it, and I don't know if you call me in advance." ”
"Don't be cruel to me, I don't have your phone. Gan Xuan said and took out her mobile phone and said to Fang Ze, "Then Brother Fang Ze give me WeChat, I will notify you in advance next time." ”
"And next time?" Fang Ze looked at Gan Xuan and raised his eyebrows.
"Oops, the wrong thing. Gan Xuan pretended to be shy for a moment, then glanced at Hannibal, then at Fang Ze and said, "Give me WeChat, you can find me directly if you have anything in the future, you don't need to look for my mother." ”
"Gan Xuan, don't you look at Shang Ze, why are you in such a hurry to ask for WeChat. Xiao Hei joked on the side.
"No. Gan Xuan seemed to be broken by Xiao Hei's words, and glanced away.
"If it's okay, then we'll go back first. Xiao Hei glanced at Hannibal secretly and took Gan Xuan away, and Fang Ze finally breathed a sigh of relief, took out a few red-wrapped things in his pocket and put them on the table.
These were condoms, which Fang Ze bought from the self-service vending machine on the side of the aisle in the community.
Fang Ze's plan was that once the reason for taking pictures could not convince a few people, he would take out a condom and explain that he and Hannibal had that kind of relationship, and then wanted to have some excitement, so he went out to buy a condom just now.
Of course, this kind of practice is not going to be done by no means that Fang Ze will not do it, this kind of anecdote spreads faster than the Shenzhou spacecraft in the sky, Fang Ze doesn't want to become a celebrity overnight, maybe someone will make up a joke and post it on the Internet.
"With eight minutes left, I feel like I still have time to figure out the problems between us. Hannibal elegantly rolled up his cuffs, then stepped out of bed, moved his wrist, and looked at Fang Ze.
"Bridge bean sacks. Fang Ze waved his hand in front of Hannibal, "I have something to say." ”
However, Hannibal was not the one who had something to say. Five minutes later, Fang Ze was trapped in a chair by Hannibal both hands and feet.
Although this posture is much more comfortable than Fang Ze's posture of tying Hannibal, but!
Fang Ze is tied up here, who will untie him!
After Hannibal tied up Fang Ze, it was almost time to leave, he glanced at Fang Ze, plugged Fang Ze's mouth with a towel, then lowered his head to Fang Ze's cheek, and said in a slow tone, "I hope I can be a guest at your house next time." ”
After Hannibal finished speaking, he left, leaving behind Fang Ze, who wanted to cry without tears. Is this the final counter-killing?
Just after Hannibal left, Fang Ze twisted his wrist vigorously, trying to break free from the nylon rope that bound him as soon as possible. Because the nylon rope is tied to the chair, if Fang Ze keeps rubbing it, there is still a chance to break free.
However, Fang Ze's movements stopped as an orange-colored cat gracefully jumped onto the bed.
At this moment, Fang Ze suddenly felt that he was quite mentally retarded, and he actually forgot that after the guests left, Big Meow would come over.
Big Meow jumped on Fang Ze's shoulder, leaned over to help Fang Ze bite off the towel ball, and then gently broke the nylon rope with his claws.
Although Meow's paws are supposed to be nylon ropes, it makes sense that Meow's vocal cords can't make human sounds, so the devil knows what kind of creature Big Meow's orange cat is.
Fortunately, Fang Ze is not a student biographic, otherwise he would have been pulled into the laboratory as soon as Da Meow spoke, and he would have been dissected to see what magical changes had occurred in his vocal cords.
Big Meow untied the rope for Fang Ze, but Fang Ze didn't seem to be grateful, but immediately grabbed the back of Big Meow's neck, and then carried Big Meow all the way to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, filled the washbasin with water, and then pressed Big Meow in.
As we all know, cats are afraid of water, and big meows are especially afraid.
Therefore, after Big Meow was pressed into the water by Fang Ze, he began to struggle incessantly, but how could Fang Ze let him out!
"I can't kill your big meow today, I wrote it roundly. ”
Big Meow's whole body was watered by the faucet, and soon it was all wet, and the cat was also close to the skin, but it looked a lot thinner.
However, this also increased the difficulty of Fang Ze's grasping, and accidentally, Big Meow slipped out of the basin and ran into Fang Ze's quilt like crazy.
"Come here. Fang Ze chased into the bedroom, hooked his fingers, and motioned for Big Meow to go over obediently.
The big meow head shook like a rattle, expressing the meaning of refusal.
"If you don't come again, I'll give you a hunger strike. ”
"Hunger strike. Da Meow rubbed Fang Ze's quilt with his head, and then said to Fang Ze, "Don't you want two thousand yuan a week for extra money." ”
"If you were a geoduck, I almost lost my life. ”
"Huh?!" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze with a shocked expression and said, "Can't you guess that the lives of the guest and the host are connected, no matter how vicious the guest is, it will not hurt you." How could I not make such preparations for such a caring meow master?"
"Do you only have cat food left in your head?" Fang Ze said to Big Meow, "He killed someone here, can I get rid of it?"
"Well, that's right. Big Meow put Meow's paw into his mouth, made a surprised look, and then said thoughtfully, "I don't think so." ”
"The contract is terminated, and I quit. ”
"Once signed, it can't be canceled, but we signed an overlord contract. Big Meow Tian shamelessly waved his claws and said, "You agreed voluntarily at the beginning. ”
"Voluntary. Fang Ze sneered, "Do you need me to tell me about you hypnotizing me?" ”
"Haven't you already said it? Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "The suspicion without evidence is the paper in the toilet, which doesn't count." ”
"You want proof. Fang Ze stopped trying to catch Da Meow, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at Da Meow and said, "Then I'll tell you the evidence now." ”
"Do you remember what you told me on the day Conan left?" Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked.