Chapter 582: Brother can only help you get here
The Wuling Hongguang Batmobile drove downstairs, but Fang Ze was in no hurry to get out of the car and go back.
He remembered that before he left, the window of the house was open, so now that he had obtained Jingwei's feathers, Fang Ze decided to try to turn into a bird and fly back.
Holding Jingwei's feathers in his hand, as soon as his mind moved, Fang Ze instantly turned into a Jingwei bird.
Druids' skills.
Fang Ze shook his bird's head, allowing himself to adapt to his current vision as a bird as much as possible.
Because the bird's eyes are on both sides of the head, it has a wider field of vision, most of which can reach 270 degrees, and a few can even reach 360 degrees.
Of course, this unique field of view allows birds to have a very wide field of vision, and it is easy to see objects behind their bodies and above their heads. But it also has a particularly big drawback, that is, it is not easy to judge the distance and position of objects, so birds need to keep nodding their heads to stabilize their vision and determine the position of the target.
Fang Ze, who was not proficient in this technique at the beginning, didn't even fly out of the car window, but after more practice, coupled with the help of the Force, it was much better.
"It's a pity that you can't speak human words when you become a bird. When Fang Ze flew downstairs to his house, he felt that it was a pity that he couldn't speak human words, otherwise he would definitely fly to Xiao Hei's house, tease Xiao Hei, and be a goldfinger grandfather for Xiao Hei for a while.
But the old man can't be it, it's okay to fly to Xiao Hei's house to peek at what Xiao Hei is doing.
Fang Ze glanced at it a few times, and found the place where Xiao Hei's bedroom was located with his memory, and saw that the window of Xiao Hei's house flew in along the window without closing, and then stopped on the windowsill.
In Xiao Hei's bedroom at this time, in addition to himself, there was also An Ruoxi.
"What do you have to do with my makeup. Xiao Hei sat on the bench like a good baby, allowing An Ruoxi to spit on his face with some cosmetics.
"Our comic con, there are more and more people these days. As the boss standing in front of the stage, you naturally have to dress up handsomely. An Ruoxi said, and closed the mirror in front of Xiao Hei's eyes on the table, not letting Xiao Hei look at the mirror.
"Believe me or not. An Ruoxi asked Xiao Hei.
"Trust you. Xiao Hei nodded hurriedly.
"Then from now on, I'll blindfold you first, and when I'm done putting on makeup, can you see what you've become?"
"Just put on makeup, you don't need it. The little black color drifted away for a moment.
"Wood. When An Ruoxi heard Xiao Hei say this, she stretched out her face and kissed Xiao Hei on the cheek. "You're obedient, when I'm done putting on makeup, you can do whatever you want. ”
"Then it's a word. When Xiao Hei heard An Ruoxi say this, he immediately got into his brain and said to An Ruoxi, "Then let's talk about it, we can do whatever we want." ”
"Don't worry. An Ruoxi smiled and tied a ribbon on Xiao Hei's face, blocking his eyes, "I count when I speak." ”
Xiao Hei only cared about YY at this time, and he didn't have a chance to see the murderous aura hidden in An Ruoxi's smile.
Only Fang Ze was alone on the windowsill and looked bad.
"There are birds?" An Ruoxi bandaged Xiao Hei, and only then did she see Fang Ze's existence.
"I haven't seen any sparrows in this area, so how can there be birds. But for a while, you can see another kind of bird. The little black eyes were tied, and his courage became bigger, and he opened his mouth to An Ruoxi as he usually faced Fang Ze and his fox friends.
An Ruoxi listened to Xiao Hei's words, and didn't have too many shy reactions. She took a piece of bread placed in front of the table, tore a small slice, kneaded it into crumbs, and carefully placed it on the windowsill not far from Fang Ze.
"Is this An Ruoxi's heart still good? Fang Ze moved his body to the front of the bread crumbs, but he didn't peck at it, just pretended to touch the windowsill a few times with his beak.
An Ruoxi saw that Fang Ze did not run away, and her mood improved a lot. From the bag she was carrying, she took out one after another cosmetics that Fang Ze, a straight man of steel, didn't recognize, and then carefully applied them to Xiao Hei's face.
"Xiaoxi, I don't think you are applying me like men's cosmetics. Xiao Hei, who was sitting on the sofa, felt that something was wrong, and asked.
"There are a few that are for men and women. An Ruoxi replied quickly while speeding up her makeup.
"No, this smell is the taste of CPB night milk. As a pseudo-lady veteran, Xiao Hei smelled the smell of a cosmetics that An Ruoxi used for herself, "This is the top lady series, what are you doing for me." ”
"Why, of course, it's to see what you look like when you're wearing women's clothes. An Ruoxi had already done all the makeup work at this time, and before Xiao Hei could react, she reached out and took out a women's wig from her bag and put it on Xiao Hei's head.
So in Fang Ze's field of vision, the women's Xiao Hei appeared again.
It's just that this time the makeup of the little black women's clothes is not as tight as the last time I put on makeup, and there is no fake prosthetic breasts.
But it's still amazing enough.
Moreover, it is enough for An Ruoxi to tell whether Xiao Hei is the last comic show, deceived her feelings, and went to the toilet with her.
"Wait. Xiao Hei also sensed that something was wrong, but when he pulled off the blindfold, he was only faced with An Ruoxi who was sneering and looking at him.
"Well, you give me three minutes to explain. Xiao Hei stood up the mirror on the table, and when he saw what he was like now, he hurriedly tried to fight for himself to survive.
"I'll give you thirty minutes, you can explain to me about the last time the Comic Con tricked me into going to the toilet with you!" An Ruoxi didn't give Xiao Hei any chance to explain at all.
How can a woman at this time be sensible.
I saw her throw herself into Xiao Hei's arms, pinched and pulled, and pushed Xiao Hei from the chair to the bed.
After all, with An Ruoxi's character, he would definitely be angry when he found that the man he had been staying next to him was even more beautiful than himself when he was dressed as a woman. Not to mention that Xiao Hei lied to her last time.
Looking at Xiao Hei, who was suddenly attacked and was at a loss, Fang Ze thought to himself that he still had to give his friend an assist.
Flying to Xiao Hei's wallet money on the table, Fang Ze opened the wallet hard, and sure enough, he saw the condom that Xiao Hei used to press the wallet, so he grabbed the condom without hesitation, and then flapped his wings and flew over Xiao Hei and An Ruoxi, loosened his claws, threw the condom down, and just fell on Xiao Hei's face.
"Ruoxi. Xiao Hei reached out and took off the *** that fell on his face, then looked at An Ruoxi and said, "You said before, I can do anything after putting on makeup, or I will mine first, and then you will yours?"