Yan Yuchen didn't want to stay. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Faced with this group of people and goblins with obvious brain problems, how could he cultivate with peace of mind?

But this group of neurotics did not give him any room for negotiation at all.

The Bull Demon King raised his iron hooves and roared: "If you kid dare to go, my old cow will kick you to pieces with one hoof!"

The bird master crawled over and hugged his legs, and begged bitterly: "Master Chen, you can do it when you are old, stay and make a guitar for the master. ”

Dong Dong's two little hands grabbed his arm tightly, and he cried with a sad face: "If Childe wants to leave, Dong Dong will never live again, woo woo...... Childe hasn't counted the hair on people's bodies yet......"

In the end, Jiang Feifei made a decision and said: "Apprentice, from now on, you will be a member of my Yin Ziyan Red Peak, you can leave if you want, for the teacher, you will order the people and demons on the whole peak to rotate you to death, and then carry your corpse away." ”

Then he instructed the second general Hum Ha, who was standing not far behind him: "Quickly rebuild that hut, if my apprentices can't live in it before dark, be careful of your heads." ”

The second general respectfully agreed and left quickly.

Yan Yuchen saw that he couldn't leave, so he had to put forward a condition: "Master, I came here to cultivate quietly, I hope you don't bother me in the future." ”

Jiang Feifei patted her towering chest and said, "Don't worry, there is a promising teacher, who dares to enter your cabin?"

The corners of Yan Yuchen's mouth twitched, and he said, "The disciple hopes that the master will not be there." ”

Jiang Feifei stared at him for a while, then came over and patted him on the shoulder, and said with concern on his face: "Apprentice, you don't know, it's very dangerous here at night, and if you don't have a teacher as a companion, you will be swallowed by those cats and dogs." ”

Dong Dong said expectantly on the side: "Miss, the slave can do it for you." ”

Jiang Feifei glanced at him and said, "You can't do it, your cultivation is not enough, except for being able to shoulder this dangerous and heavy responsibility as a teacher, no one has that ability." ”

Immediately, she patted Yan Yuchen on the shoulder again and said, "Don't worry, the teacher won't disturb your cultivation, the teacher just wants to ask you for advice on how to play the guitar." ”

Yan Yuchen couldn't help but say, "Master, how can there be someone like you, if you have been practicing the guitar next to me, how can I still practice?"

Jiang Feifei said with an unfathomable face: "The heart is quiet, the ears are quiet, apprentice, cultivation is the same as being a man, you have to be attentive, do you understand?"

Yan Yuchen shook his head and said, "The disciple doesn't understand, and the disciple doesn't want to understand." Master, I just want to ask you, do you want me to cultivate, if you have to misbehave, the disciple will leave now, even if he dies, he will die and leave. ”

Jiang Feifei's eyes narrowed, and she said, "Apprentice, you dare to threaten to be a teacher?"

Yan Yuchen immediately rejoiced: "Could it be that the master is angry and wants to drive the disciple out of the Red Peak?"

Jiang Feifei snorted coldly, and shouted with a cold face: "Listen, everyone, my apprentice must cultivate with peace of mind, if anyone dares to disturb him in the future, the master of this peak will not spare him!"

"Of course, this peak master is also included. ”

Qingniu muttered in a low voice on the side: "Miss is really shameless, playing a mean and serious role, will you spare yourself?"

The second general of Hum Ha brought people over, and rebuilt the cabin in full swing.

Master Bird coveted the guitar in Jiang Feifei's hand, and kept following her ass and begging: "Miss, let Ye play for a while, and Master will play for a while." ”

Jiang Feifei said with a look of disdain: "With your small body, you still want to play the guitar? ”

The bird master was anxious, crying and mourning the bird's face and said: "You just let the master play with it for a while, it's a big deal." ”

"Bang!"

Jiang Feifei flew up and kicked it out again.

The bird master rolled on the ground a few times, Fang struggled to get up, flapped his wings and rushed to Yan Yuchen, and said with a flattering face: "Master Chen, make another one for the master, whatever posture you like, you can do it as you wish." ”

Yan Yuchen wanted to raise his foot and kick it away, but after all, he didn't have Jiang Feifei's domineering and strength, so he had to say, "Wait until I have time." ”

Jiang Feifei said sternly: "No! Rare things are precious, apprentice, the teacher ordered you not to do it for this dead bird again, you have to hurry up and cultivate, and when the time comes, you will meet the competition of outer disciples, you know?"

The bird master suddenly became annoyed and said angrily: "Miss, this kid is a waste except for music now, he has no cultivation, he is just hanging the identity of an outer disciple, how do you let him compete? Do you want him to kill himself and be killed by others in a second?"

"Shut up!"

Jiang Feifei flew up......

Before he could kick it, the bird master fluttered his wings and flew out, and after landing on the ground, Fang Da screamed in shock: "!

The Bull Demon King gloated and taunted on the hillside: "Little bird, didn't you say that as long as that kid can make a musical instrument, you will eat? My cow has already been prepared, and it is still steaming, do you want to take a sip?"

The bird's wings were wiped in the corner of his eyes, and he licked the tips of the wings when he opened his mouth, and said angrily: "Ye said to eat, but he didn't say to eat cow, Ye ate his own eye feces, and he will kill you!"

At 10 p.m., the chalet was quickly completed.

Yan Yuchen went in and took a few looks, and was very satisfied, and was full of praise for the efficiency of the second general.

Dong Dong pretended to follow him into the hut, admired and praised him left and right, and then sat down on the bed, refusing to leave.

When Yan Yuchen urged her, she said with an aggrieved face: "Their sons have passed the assessment, why is the son just a child?

So the little maid began to cry with tears of sadness on her face.

At this time, Jiang Feifei also walked in, and said with a righteous face: "Yes, apprentice, you can't look down on Dongdong's assessment just because she is a maid, you have to treat everyone equally, and you should pass her level." ”

Seeing the support of the young lady, Dongdong immediately wiped his tears and became happy, untied the belt around his waist, and said with shyness on his little face: "Childe, come on, Dongdong strip your clothes naked, you can count the hair on Dongdong's body." ”

Jiang Feifei also walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and began to untie her clothes.

Dong Dong turned his head and said in surprise: "Miss, what are you doing?"

Jiang Feifei said with a serious face: "You want to know how many hairs you have on your body, Miss Ben also wants to know, just Chen'er wants to count, so let him help the teacher count by the way." ”

As he spoke, he untied the belt around his waist.

“……”

Yan Yuchen was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stopped the two of them from springing and said, "Okay, don't take off your clothes, I've already counted them." ”

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Feifei and Dong Dong were both stunned, and then their faces were full of disbelief.

Dong Dong said aggrievedly: "Childe, you lie to people, you haven't counted yet." ＂

Jiang Feifei looked like a teacher teaching students: "Apprentice, be honest, seek truth from facts, can't lie, come, start with being a teacher." ”

As he spoke, he began to take off his skirt.

Yan Yuchen hurriedly said: "Master, knock knock, you each have 10 million and 20 million hairs on your body, you don't have to take off your clothes, I have already counted them." ”

The two girls said at the same time, "You're lying!

Yan Yuchen said with a serious face: "I can see it at a glance, and I don't need to count it at all."

"Don't believe it!"

Both shook their heads at the same time.

Yan Yuchen shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't believe it, then you can count it yourself?" Anyway, I have already counted it, whether it is right or not, only you can know if you count it yourself, do you say yes?"

"You ......"

Yan Yuchen waved his hand and said, "Okay, you guys count slowly first, I'll go out to cultivate, and then come to me when the count is clear." ”

Jiang Feifei grabbed him and said angrily: "You didn't count at all, you're talking nonsense!"

Yan Yuchen said respectfully: "Master, if you say that the apprentice is talking nonsense, please come up with evidence to prove that the hairs on your body are indeed not 10 million and 20 million." ”

“……”

Jiang Feifei was stunned.

Dong Dong repeated with a face full of reluctance: "Childe, you didn't count, you didn't count......"

Yan Yuchen said helplessly: "Anyway, I have already told you the specific number, what does it matter if the number is not counted, I don't think there is anything wrong with what I said, unless you can count it yourself to prove my mistake." ”

“……”

Jiang Feifei and Dongdong stared at each other with wide eyes.

Suddenly they felt that they had fallen into a pit, and that it was still a pit they had set themselves.

People just say a number, they can't tell if it's correct or not, there is so much hair on their bodies, can they really count it?

If he miscounted, they don't have any proof?

Because they can't be counted with Ben.

"But why is there so much difference between the hair on Dongdong and Miss?"

Dong Dong looked resentful, pouting and trying to embarrass him.

Jiang Feifei also immediately asked: "That's it, why is one person 10 million, and one person is 20 million, hum, disciple, you are talking nonsense!"

Yan Yuchen was full of smiles and explained: "Master, it's like this, you are taller than Dongdong, and your legs are longer than hers, so you have more leg hair than hers......

"Master, your hair is obviously 10 million more than Dongdong's, if you don't believe it, you can count it yourself. ”

“……”