Chapter 234: Absurd Southern Han

After becoming emperor, in order to stabilize the frontier, Liu Zhi married Chu in the north and Nanzhao in the west, consolidating the relationship between the two sides. He married the daughter www.biquge.info of Ma Yin, the king of Chu, and was named the lady of Yueguo, and later canonized as the queen, and he married his daughter Princess Zengcheng to the king of Nanzhao as his wife, and the marriage made the Southern Han Dynasty have a relatively stable development environment.

After becoming emperor, Liu Zhi inherited his brother's practice and treated scholars favorably, and the descendants of the ministers who were exiled here in the Tang Dynasty, as well as the scholars who fled to the local area to escape the war, were all highly used by Liu Zhi. After Zhao Guangyin was appointed as the prime minister by Liu Zhi, he always thought that after he was a famous family in the Tang Dynasty, he couldn't help himself as an official in the Southern Han Dynasty, so his mood has been very low, and his relatives are in the north, so his words always reveal his nostalgia for his hometown.

After Liu Zhi understood the situation, he asked people to write a letter in his handwriting, and then sent someone to the north to pick up his family members in Luoyang. For those who disagreed with him, Liu Zhi did not get angry and harmed, but thought of other ways to solve it. When he wanted to be the emperor, Wang Dingbao strongly objected, Liu Zhi asked him to send an envoy to Jingnan, and then called the emperor, Wang Dingbao came back and saw that the raw rice was cooked into cooked rice, and complained, and ridiculed Liu Zhi, Liu Zhi did not go to his heart, but smiled a little proudly.

Due to the distance from the north, Liu Zhi did not have a close relationship with the Central Plains, saying that the emperor and the Later Liang had no contact. When the Later Tang Dynasty destroyed the Later Liang, Liu Zhi heard that the Later Tang army was very strong, and he was worried that it would threaten his position, so he sent people to the Central Plains to inquire about the truth and truth, and in the letter he claimed to be the lord of the Han Dynasty, and respectfully called the Tang Emperor to the Later Tang Dynasty, and said that the Southern Han had sent envoys and was preparing a large number of tributes, which could be delivered in the autumn.

After the envoy returned, he told Liu Zhi that the Later Tang Dynasty was in chaos, and the signs of chaos were already obvious, and there was no strength to go south at all. Liu Zhi was very happy to hear this, even the envoys who had not been sent to pay tribute were not sent, and the contacts with the Later Tang Dynasty were stopped, and the Later Tang Emperor was called the Luozhou Assassin in his speech, satirizing the narrow territory of the Later Tang Dynasty.

Although Liu Zhi was a little arrogant, satirizing the Later Tang Emperor as the assassin of Luozhou, but at the same time, he always felt that he was very wronged to be the emperor of the Southern Han Dynasty, because there were many ethnic minorities in the local area. Liu Zhi's heart is very conflicted, and his arrogance is mixed with a lot of inferiority, so he feels that it is disgraceful to be the king of barbarians, and whenever a northerner comes, he always takes the trouble to tell people that his hometown is in Xianyang, and he is not a local.

Liu Zhi was more superstitious than the emperor of the Central Plains, he liked "Zhou Yi" very much, and often told hexagrams, the change of the year name, and the change of the name, all of which were caused by the hexagram. After he changed his name to Liu Gong, a monk said that according to the book, the person named Gong would destroy his Southern Han Dynasty, so he made a word according to the flying dragon in the sky in the "Zhou Yi", and made a word by himself, the dragon and the sky, and the pronunciation was rock, so as to take it as his name.

Later, Ma Yin, the king of Chu, sent troops to attack Fengzhou, and the defenders lost the battle, Liu Zhi also hurriedly took out the "Zhou Yi" hexagram and got the word Dayou, so he changed the name of the year to Dayou, and also granted amnesty to criminals for good luck. Then sent the general Su Zhang to lead 3,000 troops to reinforce Fengzhou, Su Zhang pretended to be defeated to lure the enemy deeper, and then locked Chu's warship with iron cables, annihilated the Chu army, and achieved victory.

During Liu Zhi's reign, a major event occurred in the southern part of the territory. There was a mutiny in Jiaozhou of the Southern Han Dynasty, the subordinate general Kyaukuk Gongxian killed the official in charge, divided one side, and the other subordinate Wu Quan led the troops to attack Kyaukuk Gongxian, and Kyauk Gongxian asked for help from Liu Zhi, Liu Zhi named his son Liu Hongcao as the king of Jiao, and then led the troops to attack Wu Quan, but was defeated by Wu Quan, Liu Hongcao was killed, and Liu Zhi had to withdraw his troops. Wu Quan took possession of Jiaozhou from then on, and the dynasty established by Wu Quan was the Wu Dynasty of Vietnam, so the Wu Dynasty was separated from the Southern Han Dynasty.

Liu Zhi also has some flaws, first of all, luxury, in the late reign of the construction of the Jade Hall Pearl Palace, extremely luxurious, gold, silver jewelry, strange curiosities decorated in it, dazzling. In addition, he is also very cruel, often used some torture when executing people, such as cannon branding, tongue amputation, nose irrigation, knife sawing, etc., and during the execution, Liu Zhi also likes to watch, seeing the killing scene, watching the torture painful struggle, he is so happy that he dances with his hands, and there are words in his mouth, saliva flows out, everyone thinks that he is a monster reincarnated, these tortures have brought disaster to the people.

Liu Zhi was very dissatisfied with his sons before he died, saying that his children and grandchildren had no talent, the Southern Han Dynasty was like a rat into the horns of a bull, and the national fortune would definitely go downhill, Liu Zhi was fifty-four years old when he died, and he reigned for a total of twenty-six years, and the temple name was Gaozu.

His descendants are either cruel or absurd, as he says. Liu Sheng, the emperor of the Southern Han Dynasty, was known for his cruelty, and in order to protect himself as the emperor, he actually killed thirteen younger brothers one after another, which was extremely cruel. After killing his younger brother, he killed all the men in the palace, and then put the women in the palace for his own pleasure. Once, when he was drunk, he asked people to put a melon on the head of the servant to see if the sword was sharp, but the melon split and the man was killed by him. The next day he asked the servant to serve, and he sighed when others said that he had died last night.

Liu Jixing, the queen of the Southern Han Dynasty, not only inherited the luxury of his ancestors, but also was so filthy that he could not express it in words. There is a Persian among his concubines, who is beautiful, and likes to fall in love with the queen as much, and is good at falling in love, and the queen loves her the most, probably because her face is relatively black and fat, so she is given the name Mei Pig, and the queen not only loves with the Mei Pig, but also attracts some bad boys, and the palace maids take off their clothes together, pair up, and then he and the Persian women watch back and forth for fun, and also named the general double.

In terms of cruelty, the queen lord was no less than Liu Zhi, and he tortured the prisoners for pleasure by boiling and stripping them and swordsmanship. Let the prisoners duel with tigers and elephants, and watch the scenes of the prisoners' tragic deaths.

A stranger came one day in Panyu, the capital of the Southern Han Dynasty, the stranger looked at the street market and was also very lively, the only strange thing was that the stranger wanted to ask for directions, none of the locals dared to answer, it seemed that they were all dumb, but when the strangers turned around, the locals talked to each other again.

Suddenly, someone whispered, "The emperor is here." The whole market was silent, quiet and eerie, like a ghost town, as if a needle could be heard on the ground.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for a young man in his twenties with a trivial face and luxurious costumes to come, followed by dozens of entourages in household costumes. The young man walked sideways like a crab, looking east and west, looking very funny, a little curious, and a little proud. It didn't take long for him to stop, and his eyes were locked on an antique shop, he didn't like antiques?

Speaking of the Southern Han Dynasty, this young man is none other than Liu Zheng, the son of Liu Sheng of Hanzhongzong and known as the crown prince. Liu Gang, the queen of the Southern Han Dynasty, formerly known as Liu Jixing, was the monarch of the Southern Han Dynasty during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, the eldest son of Liu Sheng, Zhongzong of the Southern Han Dynasty, and the former King of Wei. Liu Sheng died, and Liu Jixing succeeded him and changed his name to Liu Gang. During the reign of Liu Gang, he was absurd and mediocre, and handed over the government to witches, and the political affairs were disordered. Destroyed by the Northern Song Dynasty, Liu Gang surrendered, and was named a marquis of mercy by the Northern Song Dynasty.

I saw him walking up to talk to him, and no one else dared to speak, but this fat girl was not afraid, and gave Liu Gang a string of dumbbell-like rough laughter.

Although Liu Gang is not a learner, he is not a fool, he looked at this woman carefully, she is not very old, her skin is slightly black, but her body is fat, and there is a bewitching look between her eyebrows, and his heart moves: "This woman is not a local, nor a native of the Central Plains, most of them are from the Western Regions or Persians." ”

After asking a few words, as expected, Liu Gang was very proud: "I am too knowledgeable." ”

"Since it's a Persian woman, let me try it. With a wave of his hand, several wolf-like servants came up and stuffed the Persian woman into the sedan chair like an eagle catching chickens. They were easy, relying on the crowd, but the palanquin drivers complained all the way, how could this weak woman be so heavy?

After entering the palace, Liu Gang was busy sleeping with the fat girl, but he didn't expect that this fat girl was a master in the room, and she did her best, like a fox, and made Liu Gang fascinated, not knowing the north and south, so Liu Gang loved her a lot, because she was black and fat, and gave her the name of the charming pig.

Liu Gang is the king of a country, has he never seen a beautiful woman, so that he mistakenly takes Dong Shi as Xi Shi? Fei also, he has a lot of beauties in the harem, not to mention anything else, just say that the two adopted daughters of the inner chamberlain Li Tuo, a pair of sister flowers were born beautiful and lovely, and were selected into the palace by Liu Gang, extremely happy, the elder was named a concubine, and the second was named a talented person, and they also watched the scene of criminals being bitten by fierce beasts together.

From this point of view, it's not that Liu Gang really doesn't understand aesthetics, but that the beauties are tired of playing and want to change their tastes. This can't be changed, Liu Gang has been obsessed with fat girls since then, and the charming pig is also a caring person, looking for plump women in the harem, and then selecting nine of them to form a fat girl group, passing on her room skills, and serving Liu Gang together.

For a while, the fat girls in the harem of the Southern Han Dynasty were very popular, and Liu Gang was very happy, so happy, very busy, they were all treasures. The weight of the nine babies together is at least 700 kilograms, which is so rare that it must be given a title to add icing on the cake. So Liu Gang ordered people to draw up a decree and give each of the nine people names: Mei Niu, Mei Yang, Mei Fox, Mei Dog, Mei Mao, Mei Donkey, Mei Rabbit, Mei Ape, Mei Lion, headed by Mei Pig, collectively known as Ten Mei Women.

What is strange is that Liu Gang not only likes fat girls at this time, because of this canonization of no one who has never been seen before, he also has a soft spot for animals, and he has built a zoo in the back garden, raising many tigers, leopards, rhinoceros, elephant horns and other fierce beasts. If there is nothing to do, he will lead a group of cats and dogs to watch people and animals fight, strip the criminals of their clothes, drive them into the garden, and let them fight with the beasts naked. Whenever he heard the sound of screaming, he clapped his hands and laughed, and he took pleasure in it.

Undoubtedly, among the ten beautiful women, Liu Gang still likes the Persian Charming Pig the most, because in addition to the exoticism, in addition to the outstanding skills in the room, she also has another advantage, that is, she is born in antiques, specializes in art, and has the same interests as Liu Gang, which is more suitable for husband and wife.

Liu Gang is incompetent as an emperor, but his hands are very skillful, and he often uses pearls to make saddles and make the shape of a dragon, which is very delicate and abnormal. He ordered people to go into the sea to pick pearls, as many as 3,000 people, when there was nothing to do in the palace, he used the fish skull as a support, carved coconut as a pot, carved Seiko, fine into the millimeter, although the famous carving craftsman saw the utensils made by Liu Gang, they were surprised that it was rare in the world.

Liu Gang decorated the palace with pearls, the respect of a generation, extremely luxurious, and in Hepu set up the capital of Meichuan, and placed 8,000 soldiers to specialize in pearl diving. When the pearl people were collecting pearls, they tied stones to the feet of the pearl people, and went deep into the sea for 700 feet, and countless people drowned the pearl people.

I often say that the red face is a disaster, I don't know if this black and fat Persian pig is considered a disaster? In short, Liu Gang has been doing nonsense for thirteen years, and then there is no more. The red face is not a disaster, the charming pig is actually not a disaster, Liu Gang is to blame. It was still Song Taizu who understood the reason, and said to the left and right with a sigh: "Liu Gang is good at workmanship, habits and nature, if he can move the country, how can he perish." ”