Halfway through dinner, my phone rang suddenly. Jia Qianqian and Jia Youbin's mobile phones on the dinner table all lit up together. They clicked on it and looked at it.

Jia Qianqian looked at it and suddenly sighed: "Why is life so difficult?"

"Since you have this awareness, then I will arrange for you to go to work. Jia Youwei saw that one big and one small, and he didn't even forget to look at the mobile phone on the dining table for a meal.

He has already begun to regret buying his daughter a mobile phone. Why did I listen to everyone's statement that children have mobile phones that can easily contact each other?

Jia Qianqian shook his head, raised his head to look at Lao Jia, lowered his head again, stared at the screen on the phone, and said lukewarmly: "Part-time work...... It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life. ”

Jia Youbin, who was also looking at the screen of his mobile phone, said with a smile: "I can't do business, I just steal this kind of thing to maintain my life." ”

Jia Qianqian immediately laughed out loud and said, "Then do you think it's better to be at home or in the detention center?"

Jia Youbin's right index finger slid down the screen and said, "Entering the detention center feels like going home." I feel much better in the detention center than I do at home. When I went inside, everyone was talented, and I spoke well, and I liked it very much. ”

Jia Youwei reacted to the joke on the mobile phone. He stopped talking and went on to eat.

"This thief is so talented. Jia Qianqian smiled and sighed, and even played the video of the reporter's conversation with the thief.

Jia Youwei listened to the voice coming out of the mobile phone and was stunned for a moment. He originally thought it was made up by a joker, but he really didn't expect it to be what the thief said when he was interviewed by reporters.

"I also have a re-creation of the thief's body here. Myself, it is impossible to get married, it is impossible to get married in this life. Flirting with girls will not flirt.

Only by going to the big health care can you maintain your sex life like this. Entering the night show feels like a date, and the feeling in the night show is much better than the feeling of dating. It's all talented, and it speaks nicely, and I like it so much. Jia Youbin said with a bright smile.

Jia Qianqian lowered his head and asked, "Little uncle, what does great health care mean? Why do you have to go to great health care to maintain a sexual life? Isn't the night club just drinking, with strong music, and a group of men and women dancing like a group of demons?"

Jia Youbin was immediately embarrassed. Even if he realized it, he really didn't know how to explain it to his little niece. He played Tai Chi and said: "You know, I just read it out according to other people's messages." I'm not from Beijing, so I don't understand it at all. I'm also wondering what the hell does big health mean?"

Jia Qianqian felt that he was reasonable, so he looked at his father and said, "Old Jia, you can explain to us the meaning of the word "great health care!"

Jia Youwei didn't mean to be embarrassed at all, and said bluntly: "The meaning of great health care is prostitution. ”

"Oh...... Then why do prostitutes have to go to night clubs?" Jia Qianqian understood the meaning of great health care, but he did not figure out the connection between nightclubs and prostitutes.

"Because there are prostitutes in the night club. They can have fun and do business at the same time. Work and play are two ways to kill two birds with one stone. Jia Youwei said calmly.

Jia Qianqian nodded, finally figuring out the relevance. She looked at Jia Youbin again and said, "I understand." Little uncle, you also go to the night club from time to time on weekdays!

Could it be that you don't have a girlfriend, you don't get married, and the purpose of going to a night club is to do great health care to satisfy your sex life?"

Jia Youbin was petrified in an instant. He's embarrassed, don't want it. At the same time, Jia Youwei almost laughed at the rice in his mouth. He knew that his daughter had used her imagination to the fullest.

Jia Youwei pretended to be serious and said, "This involves your little uncle's personal privacy, don't talk nonsense." You must know that the current law in our country clearly stipulates that prostitution is illegal. ”

Jia Youbin immediately said anxiously: "Brother, who is a prostitute? Don't wronged people." Ten thousand steps, I would rather pick up corpses than prostitutes. ”

"Pick up corpses, what does that mean?" Jia Qianqian said as he became more and more curious.

"This ...... I don't know. You can ask your little uncle. He knew for sure. Jia Youwei was overjoyed, and then took revenge on his cousin. Who made him throw the pot of the word "great health care" on himself?

Jia Qianqian shifted his attention from his father to Jia Youbin. Her eyes revealed an inquiry into unknown words.

"It was the girl who was drunk at night that fell on the side of the road. The boy who passed by and saw her kindly helped her up and sent her back. Jia Youbin deliberately slowed down his speech, for fear of saying the wrong thing.

"Listening to you say this, picking up corpses is still a helpful and kind act! But why would you say that you would rather pick up corpses than prostitutes? One is to do good things, the other is to do bad things, isn't it obvious contradiction between the two?" Jia Qianqian said one thing.

Jia Youbin began to scratch his head. I know that my little niece is a genius, and it is extremely difficult to fool, so I easily discovered the BUG in this sentence.

Nowadays, her only shortcomings are life experience and real social experience, after all, the adult world is not something that primary school students can imagine.

"Hey...... I can't tell. Qianqian, please don't ask me again. Your dad knows what that means, let him tell you!

I solemnly declare that it is impossible for me to engage in prostitution, and it is impossible for me to engage in prostitution in my life. Picking up corpses will not be picked up. Only by playing video games can you sustain your life like this.

Playing video games feels like taking drugs, and it feels much better in the virtual world than taking drugs. It's all talented, and it speaks nicely, and I like it so much. Jia Youbin showed a bitter gourd face.

"Old Jia......" Jia Qianqian waited until he finished speaking, and deliberately prompted his father to explain the collection of corpses.

"Your little uncle has already explained. It's just that the last point that needs to be corrected is not that the man sends the woman home kindly, but that he gets the hotel to open a room and do the kind of shameful thing between men and women.

There are two kinds of corpses, one is the whole corpse, that is, the woman is drunk and loses her basic consciousness and is almost in a state of complete drunkenness.

The other is a half-corpse, that is, a woman who drinks staggered, but still maintains a basic sense of sobriety. Picking up corpses, this can be regarded as a kind of night culture for young people at the moment. ”

Jia Youwei's face is not red and his heart is not beating, after all, his daughter has received the most professional and formal sex education for a long time. What's more, my family has always been very open-minded, so there are basically no taboo words.