The feature film of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" has finally begun!

The first thing that caught everyone's eyes was a big 'Tang Mansion', and then the slow camera pulled to the front of the door, and a bunch of people gathered together. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's going on today, I've been waiting for three hours!"

"yes, why hasn't this come out yet?"

"It's not coming out yet! I usually come out in two hours. ”

A group of people looked like outsiders, and everyone dressed up gathered together to discuss, and everyone at the scene looked at the beginning and was a little puzzled.

At this time, the door slowly opened, and a steward pointed outside and said, "Throw the garbage at the 'door'!"

As soon as he put it down, a group of people began to grab it in unison, and an old man shouted loudly: "I finally grabbed Tang Bohu's ink treasure!"

But his yelling holding up the half of the paper was snatched by another person.

"It's just a little funny. ”

"It's a joke. ”

"It's not too good. ”

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The reactions to this beginning scene were mixed, and some people felt that there was nothing amazing at the beginning, just average.

As a result, the first reversal made the people at the scene laugh.

When the camera slowly pointed at Tang Bohu, the background music also sounded, especially the pen in Tang Bohu's hand was going back and forth as if it was painting, there was a kind of demeanor of everyone in one go, just when some people couldn't help but sigh that it was Tang Bohu, but the camera looked at the crowd and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Holy shit, it's grilled chicken wings!"

"Haha, I'm really drunk, it's so funny. ”

"Do you want to be so funny?"

"Tang Bohu actually grilled chicken wings?"

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This reversal made many people want to laugh, but Zhu Zhishan also appeared later, and as soon as he came on the field, many people laughed again.

The original version of Zhu Zhishan was played by Chen Baixiang, I have to say that the supporting roles in Xing Ye's movies are quite classics, and this version of Zhu Zhishan shows his obscene, greedy, cheap and gambling characters to the fullest, which has left a deep impression on many people.

This version of Lin Chen also found a guy with the same appearance, and after watching it, everyone has a deeper understanding of this Zhu Zhishan's thick skin.

Especially the obscene request, Tang Bohu couldn't help laughing.

"Ya, how do you feel that this Zhuzhishan is cheap?"

"It's not just cheap, it feels like it's just too fucked up?"

In the end, Zhu Zhishan, who borrowed Tang Bohu's painting, gritted his teeth and said: "If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world **** day and night until her body is incomplete and crumbling, so it's okay." ”

I have to say that Zhu Zhishan's exaggerated and obscene performance did not make the audience feel any convincing, but felt that how could this product be so cheap and want to smoke him.

Next, Tang Bohu agreed to Zhu Zhishan, but he actually used Zhu Zhishan's fruit body to paint, which simply refreshed everyone's new cognition.

"Damn, do you want to fight like this?"

"Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone paint with a fruit body, and it's so handsome. ”

"Who's to say it's not, it's just handsome out of the sky. ”

"Awesome, it's not Tang Bohu. ”

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There were also a lot of people who watched the movie at the scene, and some film critics changed the evaluation of 'acceptable' to 'good' in their small books!

Especially when Tang Bohu squirted out a mouthful of water, everyone felt quite amazing, this painting was simply hung and exploded.

Tang Bohu also said with a little meaning at this time: "Spectacular, this is called "The Eagle Swallows the World with the Most Wings!"

"Yes, really good!"

Zhu Zhishan also laughed at this time and said: "What I admire most is that Tang Shi used my double points to make flowers, and used his palms to make trees, not only that, Brother Tang turned out to be ......."

At this time, Zhu Zhishan mistakenly thought that the majestic eagle was painted by his lifeline, and he was extremely complacent, and even thought about it.

As a result, Tang Bohu shook his head and said, "I'm talking about the little worm on the eagle's beak, how can it be majestic?"

"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Nima, I'm really happy. ”

"This, this, it's so funny. ”

"Did you see that little bug? ”

"It's interesting, it's so interesting. ”

……

When everyone saw the little worm in the eagle's mouth, they couldn't help laughing, and everyone at the scene burst into laughter.

Even Liu Tianwang laughed at this time, what did this Teacher Lin think of these lines?

You must know that Liu Tianwang actually didn't watch the plot in front of him, so he naturally didn't know.

The plot continues, and everyone originally thought how happy Tang Bohu's 8 wives were, but they didn't expect that these wives were playing all kinds of mahjong, and this made everyone seem to see how helpless and lonely Tang Bohu's heart was laughing and scolding?

Next, King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu down the mountain, and everyone saw that the doctor gave Tang Bohu a diagnosis and treatment, and they didn't think there was anything, but it was involved that Tang Bohu actually knew martial arts and Tang Bohu's enemy.

Deadly scholars!

Especially when Tang Bohu's father competed with the deadly scholar, Tang Bohu's mother was frequently funny, which made the scene even more hilarious.

Finally, the picture turned to the place where Ruhua appeared, especially the poems of the four geniuses who were completely spoofed also made everyone feel crying and laughing.

Although everyone was already mentally prepared, Ruhua's appearance still caused countless people at the scene to laugh and be disgusted.

"Huh, shemale?"

When Tang Bohu kicked Ruhua down, who knew that Zhu Zhishan actually ran out: "I like shemales!"

That's not all, another genius even sighed and said: "It's too much, let him take the lead!"

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The 100 film critics stopped writing anything on paper at this time, and everyone didn't feel anything when they looked at the movie, but the laughter on the scene couldn't be faked.

How long has it been since the movie started?

But there were at least 15 laughs and four laughs!

What does this mean?

This means that this drama really makes the audience like it!

"This drama may really rewrite the comedy world!"

One film critic wrote in his notebook.

Next is Qiu Xiang's appearance, originally everyone thought Qiu Xiang was not good-looking, but everyone saw that everyone except Qiu Xiang knelt instantly, and the audience also knelt.

"This, do you want to do this? Is it really a spoof all the time?"

Someone said with some astonishment.

Of course, more people wanted to clap their hands and laugh, but they didn't say it, they thought that the movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" really did not disappoint them.

At the very least, everyone was very excited and happy to see this.

Next up is the plot of the boat ride!

The phrase "I said it, my ship is sinking fast" once again made the premiere laugh.

This is probably the time when everyone laughs the most when they watch the premiere, and as for the plot of Xiaoqiang's miserable appearance, everyone is even more covered with their stomachs and twitching, Nima's, do you want to be so spoofed to the limitless?

But it's really funny!

Sun Kai looked at the scene and laughed like thunder from time to time, and he was completely relieved, after all, they didn't ask for anything at the premiere this time, they were all invited guests and audiences, and even some rivals.

Such people will not give you any support, or even give you what kind of steps to go down, good looks are good-looking, and if they are not good-looking, they will not look at it at all.

Originally, Sun Kai had confidence in this movie, but people are often like this, your confidence does not necessarily mean that the movie is good-looking, so Sun Kai is still worried, after all, the next release will be with two famous directors, this is nine deaths.

But what else is there to say about the various hilarious laughter on the scene now?

Tang Bohu entered the Tang Mansion and took the name Hua'an, but the series of laughing things about Tang Bohu, a low-ranking person, in Washington made everyone feel that their stomachs were about to be angry.

The real spoof is the appearance of the four major Indian heroes, although there is no Jin Yong drama in this time and space, but this kind of east, India, west, south, salt, and north color still makes the scene laugh again.

Of course, everyone doesn't think there is anything in this kind of spoof, but the real climax is a 'family tragedy' that Tang Bohu said himself!

"Mrs. Yu, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless.

Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is arrogant and ruthless, colluding with the government to be lawless, occupying my house and taking my land.

My grandfather turned his face with him, and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother scolded him for bullying the good people, but he was caught in the Tang Mansion.

He also expelled my father and son from their homes and went to the river.

Who knew that Tang Bohu was too insidious, and knowing this situation, he actually sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the city.

The villain is strong, and his remnant life must be preserved.Poor old father, his soul has returned to heaven.This hatred is more difficult to fill.In order to bury my father,The only way to sell myself as a slave is to make money.While making money diligently,On the other hand, I swear to show my fame.The will of the enemy is strong.From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection is by my side.I remember this hatred is not shared."

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I have to say that Tang Bohu's extremely rhythmic words not only controlled the characters in the TV series, but even made some people at the scene can't help but sing along.

It's too magical, there's wood?

After this incident, Tang Bohu was recognized by Mrs. Hua, and was promoted to a scholar, and then Mr. Teaching was originally teaching two mentally handicapped companies, and he turned out to be 'Left Qinglong, Right White Tiger'.

But who would have thought that as soon as Hua Taishi opened the door, he killed Mr. Teaching.

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"What I'm trying to say is to be so funny?"

"Haha, don't say anything, this, this is just a spoof to the end. ”

"I'm trying to say I'm laughing to death. ”

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The jokes continue to play as the plot progresses, and the next jokes make some people feel so interesting.

"For piercing intestines: there are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold.

Tang Bohu: Ten rooms and nine poor, I got eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and he was still half-hearted and first-class.

To pierce the intestines: In the picture, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous.

Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the car has no wheels, the horse has no food, and the general is on guard.

Hua Taishi: Okay, that's right!

Pair of intestines: warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, emeralds, red, and red everywhere harmonious.

Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves are twilight every year.

Hua Taishi: Hua An is really good!

King Ning: Quickly come out of the pair and kill him!

To pierce the intestines: ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo Sisheji.

Tang Bohu: Eight eyes to appreciate, flowers, moon and autumn fragrance.

To pierce the intestines: I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage.

Tang Bohu: You are obscene and lowly, revealing half of your ****** and piercing intestines: your family is cross-headed to plant trees.

Tang Bohu: Rujia bathtub with fish

To pierce the intestines: the fish and fat fruits are ripe into my belly.

Tang Bohu: Your wife will cook for you.

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When you see it right, the intestine piercing has been vomiting blood, and everyone can't stop laughing, because this is just too exaggerated, if you vomit blood like this, can you still not die?

When the plot came here, in fact, many people already had Tang Bohu and the pair just piercing the intestines in their minds.

Even the spoof pair made a lot of people want to laugh.

Of course, the film critics at the scene didn't know what to write at this time, because they found that it was completely out of control by now.

That's right, it's out of control!

The laughter of everyone in the entire premiere hall did not stop at all, this is just going crazy for the fuck?

"Could it be that this pair is Lin Chen's own idea?"

"I just checked Baidu, and there is no pair on the Internet at all, it is completely Lin Chen's own thoughts. ”

"How is this possible? How could Lin Chen come up with so many pairs?"

"Nothing is impossible, have you forgotten that Lin Chen is actually still a poet, and he has also published books?"

"Holy shit, I remember, that's true!"

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The film critic wanted to kneel directly at this time!

They just remember that Lin Chen is a director, and they remember that Lin Chen is a singer, but they forget that Lin Chen once talked about "Three Kingdoms", Lin Chen once said "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty", Lin Chen even wrote "The Legend of Wukong", and Lin Chen himself wrote "In Those Years, the Girl We Chased Together" and then filmed the movie.

All-round Lin Chen!

It's completely impossible to deal with it with common sense!

At this point, the film critics at the scene still didn't understand that this movie was probably really going to fly, not to mention anything else, just after playing it here, it was enough to prove the success, so the film critics watched it even more attentively, they wanted to see what wonderful plot was going on?

As for "The Great Official of Simon"?

Everyone is not stupid, who doesn't know that light-hearted comedy is the most dominant during the Chinese New Year?

I'm afraid Lin Chen is really going to beat that Chen Gang.

Many film critics said with some sighs.

PS: I hope you don't talk about water, the orangutan has been taking the time to watch "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" for the past two days, but it still feels like something less when I write, thank you again for still insisting on subscribing. (To be continued.) )