Chapter 15 Wang Dazhuang who does not believe
The next day, Banyuanjun waited all morning, but still didn't wait for the signing text message to cover the sky.
I had no choice but to send these four contracts that had been signed first.
As soon as the contract was put in order, there was a knock at the door.
"Brother, my aunt has come to see you!" said Ban Xiaoxiao outside.
"Okay, I'm here!"
As soon as I went out, I saw my aunt and my brother-in-law taking Wang Dazhuang into the living room with fruits and drinks.
"Yuanjun, are you okay now?" the aunt asked with concern when she saw Banyuanjun coming out.
"Auntie, I just choked on some water, look at you, and spend some money! Uncle, you are here too!" said Banyuanjun politely.
This is their custom here, between relatives and friends, if there is a small illness or disaster, and the relationship is good, they will bring something to visit.
The time of the visit is not certain, some come on the day of illness, and some wait until they are well to visit, mainly depending on when they have time.
After some politeness, the aunt and the sister-in-law sat down to visit the patient, and if they were in the family, they would stay for dinner at noon, which is also a customary habit here.
After Banyuanjun poured tea for his aunt and sister-in-law, he took out a game of chess, which was a favorite entertainment between Ban Changsheng and his sister-in-law.
"Brother-in-law, you and Auntie sit first, and I won't accompany you when I go out to do something!"
According to the custom here, if there is a very close person in the family, it is impolite for the family not to come out to accompany them, so Banyuanjun will only say it when he goes out to send the contract.
"You go, go, leave me alone!" the little sister-in-law was obviously caught in the chess game, and waved his hand.
"I'll go too, let's go together!" Wang Dazhuang said.
Banyuanjun didn't refuse, changed his shoes and walked out with Wang Dazhuang.
And later, came the words of his father Ban Changsheng telling Ban Yuanjun not to take Wang Dazhuang to the Internet café.
When he went out, Wang Dazhuang followed behind Banyuanjun, and walked with his teeth bared, as if his legs and feet were inconvenient.
"What's wrong, got into a fight?" asked Banyuan-kun strangely.
This cousin of his own, who is tall and big, fights in school and has never lost, so this time it seems that he has suffered a big loss.
"If I fight with someone, can I be injured like this? My dad beat me, I originally came to see you yesterday, but my dad couldn't beat me to the ground, so it dragged on until today!" Wang Dazhuang touched his ass and sucked in cold air.
"Okay, why did your dad beat you?" asked Banyuanjun with a puzzled expression.
"Brother, it's still your fault for this, when you were in a coma, the doctor said that you might become a vegetative person, and you have to say something you like to wake you up, brother, in order to wake you up, even so many ***** in my computer have been exposed, go back to my dad knows, give me a good meal, how do you say to thank me? Why don't you take me to the Internet?" Wang Dazhuang said with a look of invitation.
Listening to this embarrassing topic, Banyuanjun wisely didn't answer *****'s words, but said: "What Internet café to go to, I'm going to do business!"
"What's the matter?" asked Wang Dazhuang.
"You'll find out later!"
Hearing that he couldn't go to the Internet café, Wang Dazhuang looked bored, followed behind Banyuanjun, and suddenly said: "By the way, brother, I'll tell you a book, it's very good, and I guarantee that you will be addicted when you read it!"
"What book?" asked Banyuanjun strangely.
This kid usually has a headache when he sees books, but now he actually has books that can attract him.
"The title of the book is very strange, it's called Dou Po Cang (gong), the content in it is good-looking, but it's a pity that the author is too bastard, and he writes too little, if I meet this author, I have to give him a discount on his legs, so that he can write a novel well!" Wang Dazhuang said seriously.
As soon as Banyuanjun heard his words, a mouthful of water almost squirted out.
The word "dome" that broke through the sky was actually read by him as (gong), and there was no one else.
And this kid still wants to discount his legs, this courage is good.
Hearing Wang Dazhuang's words that he wanted to discount his legs, Banyuanjun didn't speak with a dark face.
After a while, Wang Dazhuang saw that Banyuanjun didn't reply, so he continued: "Really, this book is really good, the protagonist in it was divorced when he came out, and then don't mention how good-looking!"
"Oh, I know!" said Banyuan-kun speechlessly. Introduce people to novels, do you introduce them like this? The protagonists have been divorced, and they are good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, and I can't be interested in watching your introduction.
Hearing Banyuanjun's words, Wang Dazhuang immediately came to his senses and said happily: "Brother, have you also read it? Isn't this book wonderful? It's just a little bad, it's too short, I suspect the author must be the same as the book, it's also very short!"
Hearing his words, Banyuanjun's face darkened even more.
"Brother, why don't you speak again?" Wang Dazhuang asked strangely.
"Because I'm the author of the short one in your mouth!" looked at Wang Dazhuang, and said half-edged Junyin predictively.
"Cut, if you are the author of Dou Pocang (gong), I am the author and his father, bah, no, no, no, I didn't mean to, I am the author's cousin!"
Banyuanjun didn't slap it over as usual, and didn't explain much, but walked forward with a black face.
When he came to the nearest print shop, Wang Dazhuang looked curious.
"Brother, what are you doing here?"
"Print the contract in your mouth, Dou Po Cang's 'gong'!" Banyuanjun said honestly.
"Come on, brother, just kidding, why are you still serious! It's boring!" Wang Dazhuang said speechlessly.
Banyuanjun rolled his eyes, and he felt even more speechless.
I was originally here to copy the contract that broke the sky, when did it become a joke?
didn't say much, but stepped in with one foot to prove it.
"Brother, what are you doing? Do you take it seriously? Let's not mess around, no, what a shame it is to be driven out by others!" Seeing that Banyuanjun was still reckless, Wang Dazhuang grabbed him and said.
"Please, I'm really here to print the contract that breaks the sky, if you don't believe it, don't talk to me, just watch, okay?" Banyuanjun said with a smile.
"Dou Po Cang Gong? What is that? Oh Cousin, you mispronounced the last word, it's called Dou Po Canggong! Forget it, if you like to play treasure, I won't stop you, and I won't accompany you in, and you will be kicked out later, but you will lose the dead." Wang Dazhuang pouted.
Banyuanjun really didn't know what he should say about this cousin, obviously he read the title of the book wrong, and said that he, the original author, was wrong, how could it be true!
Since Wang Dazhuang was reluctant to go in, Banyuanjun could only enter the store by himself.
There are only two computers and a few machines in the small copy shop.
Banyuanjun asked the price, if the number of copies is relatively small, it is a dollar.
Four copies of your own contract, plus four copies of your ID card, a total of 40 copies are required.
After negotiating the price with the boss, Banyuanjun plugged the USB flash drive into the computer, and then copied the contract for copying.
The old photocopiers were slow and there was a lot of noise when they were turned on.
Wang Dazhuang heard the sound of the machine running at the door, and realized that his cousin really had something to copy.
However, if he was to believe that Banyuanjun was copying the contract for Breaking the Sky and the rest of the books, he would not believe it unless Wang Dazhuang could see the contract with his own eyes.
It's also interesting to say, when Wang Dazhuang reads books, he is the same as many book friends, he only reads whether the book is good or not, and he doesn't pay attention to the author's name at all.
Otherwise, Banyuanjun's pen name is the same as his name, and this name is so rare in Huaxia, even if Banyuanjun just doesn't say it, he will more or less have some doubts.
After staying outside for a while, the inside of Banyuanjun has not been copied yet.
Wang Dazhuang was really bored, so he pushed open the door and walked in.
"Brother, how long will it take? What are you copying? Are you studying materials? Aren't you already admitted to university?" Wang Dazhuang said after he came in.
At the same time, he casually picked up a copy of the contract that Banyuanjun put aside.
"Don't get confused when you look at it, there are four copies of the contract, and it's very troublesome to get confused. Banyuanjun admonished.
"I'm going to see what the hell it is, and it's so mysterious. Dou Po Cangkong signed the contract, what is this?" Wang Dazhuang's reflex arc was a little long, and he hadn't reacted to what he was holding in his hand for the time being.