Chapter 1169: Killing chickens and making an example of monkeys is really effective
Betty, that's Wang Xiaoxian's English name. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
In the original time and space, Wang Xiaoxian's English name is actually not this name, but Joey. However, because this name was originally because Wu wanted to save trouble, he directly placed it on the head of his second daughter.
Then when Wang Xiaoxian felt that he needed an English name, and then asked Wu Cheng to pick it up for her, he remembered that he seemed to have stolen Wang Xiaoxian's English name from the original time and space.
So, he had to casually choose the name 'Betty' for her.
But think about it, it seems that the name of 'Betty' was called by a star on the Shaw Brothers side before, but that star has now disappeared.
But think about the fact that there are several 'Michael' he knows, so he will no longer be entangled, it is better than continuing to let her call 'Joey'! If Wang Xiaoxian is still called 'Joey' by the English name, wouldn't it be a mess?
……
In the end, the discussion came and went, and a certain master clapped his hand and said: "Then let's do it! A two-pronged approach, on the one hand, add an electronic password lock to the garage to prevent the bear children from entering the garage." On the other hand, find some videos for them to see, but they must be cut, not too bloody, and this is on me!"
Su Mommy glanced at him and complained: "Why do I think it's a little unreliable? Let you watch the children at home, you can see it like this......"
A certain master spread his hands and said, "I said it was just an accident, do you believe it?"
"If something really happens to the children, see if you can be as calm as you are now!"
“……”
Then a certain master had to start self-examination, this kind of thing, although it was hypothetical, but he couldn't fight with them. In any case, he is most responsible for this matter. Fortunately, nothing major happened, if something happened, how would he explain to Leslie Cheung and Wu Shulan?
Therefore, it is the most important thing to prevent the bear children from touching the car.
Of course, it is also important to send more people to watch over them 24 hours a day. As the bear children grow up day by day, no one knows what they will do in the future, if they don't pay attention to it, and turn back to these 'little dead experts' and start doing it again, what will happen?
Something like today, people are fine, that's a blessing, it doesn't matter if the car hits.
It's just that thinking of so many bear children in his family, a certain master feels tired for a while.
In other words, how was the big family of hundreds of people managed in ancient times?
He felt that if he continued like this, he really had to think about sending these bear children to an aristocratic school to be disciplined by others. But think about it carefully, what if these bear children don't take care of themselves and die indiscriminately outside?
It's so tangled!
So, he called a few bear children together and began to scare them, saying: "In view of some bad repercussions caused by Xiao Hai's bold and unscrupulous behavior today, Daddy decided that if anyone dares to mess around like this again, then send him to England to study." ”
The eldest sister Xiaoxian raised her hand and asked, "Daddy, if we go to the UK to study, will Mommy go with us!"
A certain unscrupulous father glanced at her and said, "Sweet dreams, you have to do it while you are sleeping, understand?"
The little fairy opened her mouth, and then wilted.
However, Xiao Mumu obviously didn't understand the meaning behind Daddy's words, and raised his hand and asked, "Daddy, don't you and Mommy go with us?"
Xiao Xianxian couldn't help but look at his younger brother when he heard it, and said, "Daddy said don't dream now, that is, mommy will definitely not go to the UK with us!
A certain father spread his hands and said: "To put it simply, if anyone is disobedient in the future, then he has to say goodbye to Daddy Mommy, and then go to the UK to study and study alone, without Daddy Mommy to accompany him, without his brothers and sisters, he can only be alone." ”
Then, a group of little guys were directly stunned!
Shouting one by one, don't leave Daddy Mommy. Then he cried and ran to ask his mommy if Daddy didn't want them anymore?
A certain unscrupulous father didn't expect that he was just scaring those bear children, but in the end, he almost made the family jump, and he almost cried and wiped his tears.
Alas!
Then this night, a certain old man and his women lay in bed, and the topic of conversation was occupied by how to educate the bear children.
In fact, those bear children don't want to leave their daddy mommys, how can these moms want their children to leave themselves alone and be alone?
Then, a night passed in the middle of this discussion.
In the end, there was no discussion of why.
The next day, the five older bear children went to school, and the mothers went to do their own things, and then they threw the three bear children at home for him to take with them.
Fortunately, after last night's drama of 'pumping the little pot friend of the sea of books', the little pot friend of the sea of books has become quite well-behaved, his father told him to go west, he will never go east, his father called him to pick up chickens, he will never bully Ertao...... However, Little Naughty and Ertao are also old dogs, even if they are often bullied by a few bear children, they can endure it.
Even Xiao Shufan and Xiao Shujie obediently stayed by Hepburn's mommy's side, watching their father guide Shuhai's little brother to learn arithmetic, and they didn't dare to be naughty.
Sure enough, it is still very useful to kill chickens and monkeys.
Just when his father taught his son how much the four 'two' add up, and the little pot friend of the whole sea of books was also stunned, Leslie Cheung brought his son Xiaobao to their house.
"Cheng Shao, you really have leisure! Don't you have to go to work?"
Walking into the hall of the villa and seeing Wu Cheng teaching his son arithmetic, Leslie Cheung burst into laughter.
You know, today is not a day off, people like Wu Cheng actually have time to stay at home to teach their son arithmetic or something, this laziness is already outrageous.
After that, he said hello to Hepburn and the three little ones.
"Brother Shizai is good! Xiaobao ......"
Xiao Shuhai, who was learning arithmetic, saw Leslie Cheung coming in with Xiaobao, so he got up to say hello, and then when he saw Xiaobao, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, as if he was in a silent communication.
"It's rare to hide and be quiet, then rest for two more days!" Wu Cheng smiled and shrugged, motioned for him to sit down, and then asked someone to serve tea, "It is estimated that in two days, I will have to go to North America again." Anyway, the company is not leaving me and not transferring, so if I have time now, I will be lazy at home for two more days. ”
As he spoke, he couldn't help but look at Xiaobao next to him, and said with a smile: "I thought Xiaobao was beaten by me yesterday, and I didn't dare to come to my uncle's place today!
When Xiaobao heard this, he couldn't help but cover his little ass with his hands behind his back, and said pitifully: "Little uncle, I don't dare anymore, don't beat my ass, okay? Yesterday my dad beat me again, and my ass still hurts very much!"
Leslie Cheung laughed when he heard this, and said, "This kid really makes people want to smoke him!"
Wu Cheng also laughed when he heard this, and said: "As long as you are obedient in the future, your uncle will naturally not beat your little ass." You've been here for so long, except for yesterday, when did your uncle beat you?" he said, beckoning to him, "Come, uncle!"
Xiaobao smiled awkwardly, and then said pitifully: "Uncle, do you really want to beat me?"
"I really won't beat you, don't worry!
Xiaobao walked forward awkwardly, walking in a somewhat awkward posture, and then Wu Cheng hugged him over, lay on his knees, took off his pants, looked at it, looked up at Leslie Cheung and said: "You are a very ruthless father!
As he spoke, he rubbed it for Xiaobao, and Xiaobao suddenly felt that he was being rubbed like this by his uncle, which was quite comfortable, although it was embarrassing to be taken off his pants by his uncle.
Leslie Cheung smiled bitterly and said: "Yesterday I heard his mother tell me about it, I was really scared into a cold sweat, if something happened at that time, what should I do? So the more I thought about it, the more angry I felt, and then the more angry I became, and the more angry I became, the more I didn't know how to start." ”
At the end, he laughed again and said, "Moreover, Cheng Shao, don't you have the ability to massage with one hand, I brought him over to push you early this morning." ”
After rubbing Xiaobao for a while, Wu Cheng put him down.
Then Xiaobao touched his ass with some curiosity, and said strangely: "Huh, it doesn't hurt! Uncle, you are so amazing! Thank you!"
"You're welcome! Go ahead! Play with Xiaohai and them for a while, and then come back to learn arithmetic with Xiaohai. From today onwards, I'm going to give you a study task, and you can only play for 20 minutes, you know?
When Xiaobao heard this, the whole person was excited, and he was about to start learning!
Well, he's in a bit like Komumu.
In fact, most children are almost like this, before they go to school, they are curious and excited about 'going to school', and only after a long time of school, do they know how boring it is.
Leslie Cheung couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and said: "They are only three years old, and Xiaohai is a few months younger than Xiaobao, can he learn arithmetic?"
Wu Cheng smiled when he heard this, and said, "Don't underestimate them, I just taught Xiao Hai's kid to learn single-digit addition this morning, and he can now add three single-digit numbers consecutively." ”
After a pause, he added: "Moreover, if they don't take some time to study, with their energy that has nowhere to vent, maybe some demon moth will come up!"
As he spoke, he looked back at the little guys in the game room and said, "You didn't see it with your own eyes yesterday, but I was really taken aback by them." Then I looked at it and couldn't help but want to laugh. Think about how they were so skinny when we were children!"
Leslie Cheung laughed when he heard this, "At that time, we didn't have that chance if we wanted to be so skinny!"
Wu Cheng smiled: "Your family background is not bad, but there is." I'm gone! I'm going to be in the country, and I'm just playing in the mud! I'm like a mud monkey. ”
As the two fathers talked, they began to think bittersweetly.