Chapter 207: Long Live the Unity of the Mentally Ill (2/5)

Not far from the house rented by the fat man, in a house in another community, which had been officially rented by Zhang Dadao, the traitor Huang and Zhang Dadao were sitting around a table. The traitor Huang touched his chin and analyzed the situation that Zhang Dadao had told him before: "Little Heavenly Master, I don't think you can get out of this matter! Didn't you say that you would catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits? The reason why Old Ghost Cao died this time is because you didn't do things neatly!"

Zhang Dadao hurriedly shook his head, no matter how crazy he was, he knew that this kind of life lawsuit was not a good thing, and waved his hand and said: "Nonsense, it has nothing to do with me! I have seen it, there are three possibilities for his death! None of them will do my business." ”

"Which three?" asked the traitor Huang curiously.

"The first is that he is sick again! You know the situation of the old ghost Cao, if you are sick and scare yourself, then it has nothing to do with me. I can catch ghosts, but he has ghosts in his heart, and I can't cure mental illness. If that's the case, then it has nothing to do with me!" Zhang Dadao said the first possibility first, and by the way, he took himself out.

The actor's identity at this time was set by himself as a lawyer, pushed his glasses and nodded: "That's right, my client is not qualified to practice medicine, if the deceased committed suicide due to mental illness, there is no direct causal connection between my client and his illness, and there is no responsibility!" The actor's voice was calm and clear, and he was really similar to a professional lawyer.

Zhang Dadao was quite satisfied with his current performance, nodded approvingly, and followed: "The second one may be that there are really ghosts! But at that time, I had seen it, where feng shui is a little bad, but there are absolutely no ghosts! Not only are there no ghosts, but I have also made arrangements, and there will be no ghosts coming again! This second possibility is actually impossible, and it can't get along with me!"

The actor even added: "Even if there is a ghost, it is not recognized by law." ”

Bai Er was a fool and said: "There has never been a savior, and we don't rely on the Immortal Emperor! If we want to create the happiness of mankind, we have to rely on ourselves!"

The traitor Huang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and instantly had a feeling of returning to the Seventh Courtyard. Zhang Dadao looked at his two subordinates with satisfaction and nodded. Isn't this kind of subordinate much easier to use than a fat man and a smile on money? Sure enough, it's cheap and not good, and you can only enjoy the service by spending money. Zhang Dadao followed and said: "The last possibility, that is, Old Ghost Cao didn't actually commit suicide. Someone killed him! I think it's possible, after all, Cao Lao's ghost died strangely, and the police's performance seems to be that there is something else hidden here. ”

"Why didn't you tell him at the time?" asked the traitor Huang.

"Nonsense! I had to know at the time!" Zhang Dadao rolled his dead fish eyes, "If that's the case, then it's not a ghost." He asked me to show him feng shui to catch ghosts. He didn't let me beat him up as a villain, this is not my responsibility!"

"Then what did the police tell you to do?" Seeing that Zhang Dadao pushed it clean, the traitor Huang was not satisfied.

"Well, it's a bit of a money exchange. Zhang Dadao looked up at the ceiling and said lightly.

"Oh, you're collecting money from others! No ghost, you still dare to collect money! Collecting money doesn't do anything, now that people are dead, even if you don't have the responsibility, you should go in your heart? Don't you promote righteousness and spread positive energy?" The traitor Huang said in a sentence that touched on Zhang Dadao's weakness.

Zhang Dadao was stunned and frowned. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said, "Yes! Poor Dao must promote righteousness! Yes, we must not let Cao Lao Ghost die in vain! If he was really killed by someone, he can't show that Xue's resentment will not disperse, and he will become a powerful ghost, but he will be infinitely poisonous! Come, where is the left and right protectors!"

"The subordinates are here, the lord asks for redemption and the end of the armor is on his body, and he can't give a full salute!" The role of the actor changed very quickly, and he hugged his fists and gave up his hand, obviously from an urban lawyer to the rhythm of a costume film.

The white two fools are a row slower. clumsily got up and turned over the chair, and also learned from the actor's strange salute: "And me, I, I am a revolutionary soldier is a brick." Move where you need to. "Bai Er's fool reads books seriously, and even memorizes the annotations at the bottom of which divine book, and opening his mouth is the slogan of a special era.

As soon as these two guys launched, they hooked up with the traitor Huang Hao's mental illness for many years, and almost didn't sing along with the paragraph "Three disciplines, eight attentions." ”

Zhang Dadao didn't expect the traitor Huang's condition to almost relapse. In fact, Wan Qian waved his hand and said, "When I contact Qian Yixiao, let him inquire about the situation and send the poor greyhound." Bai Er prepares magic weapons, and the actor goes to buy some things for Poor Dao! and the traitor Huang goes to collect information for Poor Dao. After we are ready, let's go to the place where the incident happened, and first surpass the ghost of Cao Lao's undead! Then let's start the list of disasters and watch the shadows! Prepare to arrest the mastermind behind the scenes in one fell swoop, so as to promote righteousness, spread positive energy, and comfort Cao Laogui's spirit in the sky by the way!"

"Ah, why is there anything about me?" The traitor Huang didn't expect it, he actually mixed himself in, and shook his head and said: "What are you doing, obviously you are spreading feudal superstition and promoting reincarnation." The only one who said the past to comfort the dead is still in passing. ”

"If you don't help me, tell Old Ghost Cao and let him come back to you!" Zhang Dadao said nakedly.

"Help, can't help! You tell me his address, I'll go back and ask the people on the street over there!" The traitor Huang was frightened, last time Zhang Dadao and Lao Qian in the old people's activity center bet to guess accurately, and he didn't dare not believe that Zhang Dadao had some special abilities.

Needless to say, Bai Er's fool and actor are naturally headed by Zhang Dadao. The traitor Huang went back to the street, and Zhang Dadao wrote a list for the actor to take away and buy. The actor is quite bold, no matter what the situation is, he can treat it as filming. However, Bai Er's fool looked a little hesitant, he hadn't studied the divine book for long, and this enlightenment had not yet arrived.

As soon as the people left, Bai Er Fool said with some hesitation: "Heavenly Master, how can you really catch ghosts?"

Zhang Dadao snorted and said, "I don't understand people's words? Just say that I caught a ghost, it's overkill! It's okay, it's an acquaintance, no, it's a familiar ghost!"

"Oh," Bai Er Fool agreed, still hesitating, and said carefully: "Heavenly Master, I listened to it when you called yesterday, didn't the dead one say that he wouldn't let you go if he was a ghost?"

Zhang Dadao raised his hand and slapped him, scolding: "Is it good to have the confidence of a revolutionary soldier, the rebels are not afraid of heaven and earth! Sweep away all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, do you know? Go, show you a powerful one! I don't believe it, we are mentally ill and united, and we are afraid of these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!" (To be continued.) )