"Pull it down, the roast duck must be no fun, I really can't think of a rut, this money has to be used as travel expenses, it's a big deal, let's go back to Shishi again, get some money and come over!" I pinched my nose and sighed.

The fly smiled evilly and said, "Brother Zhao, do you think I look like such a slippery person?"

I glanced at the little yellow hair on his head, and nodded very seriously in response: "Like! You and Chen Huajiao are the gold medal combination, he has a feather duster, and you have a shell Lang's lunch, no one is reliable." ”

Chen Huajiao, who was squatting on the side and smoking a cigarette, was immediately a little unhappy, and shouted with his neck in his hand: "Day, third brother, I didn't say anything!

I slapped the back of the head and scolded angrily, what else do you need to say? I didn't lose the things that should be lost, the things that shouldn't be lost were lost, the heart is really big, and the face is sitting here with smoke rings to play.

Chen Huajiao tilted his head and complained to me: "Third brother, my mobile phone fell on the train, and the fly's mobile phone was stolen, what about yours?"

"Are you stupid? How many days has Lao Tzu been in a coma? How do I know where you threw my phone?" I resisted the urge to beat someone and glanced at him.

The fly spit twice from the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands and smacked it on his head, and took out the small mirror from his clothes pocket to look at it, and then smiled at me: "Brother Zhao, don't worry! I guarantee a million profits from this deal, and when the time comes, you just need to listen to me, I promise that in two days at most, we will be able to visit the hospital in a beautiful way." ”

"Lao Tzu believes in you!" I snatched the ordinary cigarette from Chen Huajiao's hand, took two puffs, waved my arm and said to them: "Let's find a place to eat first! ”

We walked slowly along the square in front of the station, the endless flow of people like dumplings back and forth in and out, the capital is different, not only the street is clean and clean, even the taxi in front of the station street feels a lot of grade.

We found a small restaurant not far from the station, and when we saw the poster of Beijing's special "mixed sauce noodles" on the wall, Chen pepper and flies swallowed their saliva, and I thought that even if I couldn't eat roast duck, I would have a good time with the whole bowl of mixed sauce noodles, so I called the waiter to come to three bowls.

When I finished eating and checking out, the waiter told me with a smile: "After the 20% discount, you will spend a total of 120 yuan." ”

The sip of tea I put in my mouth squirted out directly, and Chen Huajiao shouted with a white face: "Black shop, do you want us 12 for three bowls of noodles?

The waiter smiled and pointed to the poster behind him and said, "We are authentic old Beijing characteristics!"

"!" Chen Huajiao patted the table and stood up, I covered his mouth, waved his hand at the waiter and said: "I'm sorry, my friend just came out of the ravine, I haven't seen anything in the world, you wait a while, I'll settle the bill for you after drinking this little water, you remember, our old man is out of the house, what is important is a face, eating and settling is a matter of course, of course, if there is no money, it is another matter, the key is that we are like people who have no money?"

When it comes to the end, I myself have a bit of a bottom, we are now wearing a dirty and stubble faded camouflage suit, with a pair of old yellow rubber shoes on our feet, as far as we want to say that we are rich, then it is estimated that there are no beggars in the capital.

The waiter obviously didn't believe us anymore, and waited lazily on the table next to him, as if he was afraid that we were going to eat the overlord meal, and his slanted eyes glanced at him from time to time, and his disdain couldn't be more obvious.

I winked at Chen pepper and the fly twice and said, "The wind is tight.."

"!" The two brothers stood up together, pulled their legs and ran out of the door, the speed was called an elegant, I was also not to be outdone, pushed the waiter away, and grabbed the way out with my head stuffy, I swore that in addition to running so fast when I was beaten by He Lei when I was in middle school, so many years, my speed has not soared, we shook our arms and ran from the street, and then the waiter chased more than ten meters, and I couldn't catch up, and I scolded a few unpleasant words, and gave up.

I don't know where we ran to, when we stopped, it should be near a community, I dragged my knees with both hands and "whirred" panting and scolding my mother: "You two dog calves, it's really not authentic, you actually threw the boss to the end." ”

"Third brother, you said that we dare to eat the overlord meal in the capital, can this stalk be blown for a year back?" Chen Huajiao wiped the sweat beads on his forehead and asked me breathlessly.

"Blow a basket, you don't feel ashamed, I don't like to bury it, the eldest brother of the dignified king, how can he be worth tens of millions, and he has no money to settle the bill when he eats a bowl of noodles in the capital?

"I just saw a few small hotels on the side of the road, the environment should be good! Let's have a good night's rest tonight, and I promise to make at least two thousand yuan tomorrow morning!" the fly turned around and pointed to the shop behind me.

"Stay in a chicken feather hotel and find an Internet café to deal with it for a night. I pursed my lips irritably.

In the end, I was really stubborn about flies and Chen pepper, we spent 80 yuan to rent a single room, and the flies said to prepare a tool to "make a fortune", and Chen Huajiao asked for 100 yuan and went out, and Chen Huajiao and I sat cross-legged on the bed and talked.

I tentatively asked Chen Huajiao, have you heard any news about your godfather recently?

"No, I haven't seen him since the accident that hit the fat man, third brother, you say it's strange or not, every time I see my godfather, I always feel very kind, have you noticed that we look quite alike?" Chen Huajiao chatted with me with great interest.

I smiled unnaturally and said, Sichuan pepper if.. I mean, if one day you find out that Uncle Wang is your real father, how would you react?

"What kind of reaction can there be, you should be filial piety, if what you said is not true, I grew up in Linxian County, my godfather is an authentic Shishi person, separated by 108,000 miles, besides, the second uncle has long said that my father has been dead for I don't know how many years!" Chen Huajiao shook his head bitterly and whispered: "When I was a child, I was looking forward to my dad going to a parent-teacher conference, hehe.. Forget it, don't talk about this, third brother, I'm sleepy!"

"Sleep, the flies of the dog day won't run away with the money, right?" I also lay down, yawned, and fell asleep after a while, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw the flies squatting on the ground and drawing something, and I didn't take it too seriously, and continued to close my eyes and be confused.

Early the next morning, the flies woke us up from the bed and said, "Let's go, take you two to make a lot of money!"

We went out, and after going out, the fly led us straight in the direction of the train station, and when we were about to get to the train station, he let us both disperse first, and found a person with a relatively large flow of people at the street entrance, and squatted down to fiddle with it.

He spread a dirty plastic sheet on the ground, placed three bowls and two glass balls on it, and then sat on a small bench and began to pull his neck and shout: "Those who have passed, those who have passed by, come and try their luck, bet five to five, bet ten to ten, see if your eyes are fast or my hands are fast." ”

There were already a lot of people waiting for the bus nearby, and when they heard the shouting of flies, a few lively idlers came over and looked at them curiously.

Seeing someone coming, the fly stopped shouting, and began to fiddle with the bowl and glass ball in his hand, he first dropped the glass ball in his hand quickly in the middle of several bowls, and finally covered it with a bowl, looking bitter and hateful, and shouted: "As long as you bet on the empty bowl, bet on five dollars to pay five dollars, bet on one hundred to pay one hundred." ”

Looking at the flies shouting desperately, I smiled at Chen Huajiao next to me and said, "This trip to the capital, I think it will definitely make my life unforgettable." ”

"Yes, we have a very comfortable life from the stone market, sometimes it is quite good to use this way to have a pastime, this fly is definitely a skilled craftsman, does the third brother plan to take him in? If so, do you have to let Chen Erwa check his bottom?" Chen Huajiao handed me a cigarette and asked in a low voice.

"In the words of Qiangzi, you have to meet two things to determine whether this person is reliable or not, if he is reliable, I think the last piece of the puzzle of our king is almost ready!" I thought for a few seconds, then cleared my throat and said, "Let's go, work! Enjoy a rare and comfortable time..."