Chapter 1186 "King Haibian" garbage movie!

Maybe everyone is amazed by this movie because of COCO Kim, the little Lori. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But I want to say that there are no good girls in this world, every girl has an amazing other side, it's just that everyone likes to immerse themselves in their own fantasy world, thinking that girls are well-behaved and quiet, and now I think that the super killer girl played by COCO has been able to make you change this old idea.

As an aside, COCO Jin in reality is also a naughty little girl.

And many girls who are quiet and youthful on the surface are bookish on the surface, but in private they are also full of meat jokes, and they are full of sayings 'female men', maybe such girls make people feel more attractive, because they are more real.

To get back to the point, Kick-Ass is still quite inspirational, everyone can be a superhero, but the premise is...... Don't be afraid, be flattened by the sea!

Author: [Don't speak loudly with a small chest]

Coco read more than a dozen movie reviews on the Internet, which came from different entertainment newspapers and magazines in China, and they were very positive about the movie "King Haibian", which made the little guy very proud.

Turning his head to look at the master Nuwa sitting beside him, the little guy found that his master was still playing "Blade of the Heroic Soul" and pushed off the enemy's base with his teammates, and his operation technique simply fell on his own I don't know how many streets.

Because he is really a cheat, Coco is reluctant to talk to Nuwa about games, because it really hurts the little guy's self-confidence.

Nuwa was very engaged in playing, very attentive, and her fingers flew on the screen of her mobile phone, and she immediately opened another round of ranking.

Nuwa used to not play online games, but since becoming a coco master, Nuwa has become obsessed with playing games, and now she is a fan of games.

Basically, when she has nothing to do, she takes out her phone to play.

Now Nuwa's Heroic Soul rank has reached platinum, and she is about to rise to the king.

On the other hand, Coco's rank has always been in bronze...... It can be seen that the bear child has a lot of pits.

"Master, take me to the ranking in a moment. ”

The little guy was very envious of his master's rank, so Tian shamelessly made a request.

Nuwa, who had opened the ranked room and was waiting, hurriedly exited the room and closed the game, and then said to Coco with a smirk: "Oops, the master is a little tired, don't play, I'm sorry, I can't take you to the big rank, let's do it another day." ”

Coco's eyelids instantly drooped, and her face became very ugly.

I obviously have a master who is about to be a king, but every time I ask this soon-to-be king to take him to form a team to play ranking, this master will have such and such excuses.

What phone is out of battery, virus, mistakenly deleted game, etc.

Disgusting!

Hum!

What's so great about the upcoming King Rank!

If you don't bring it, you don't bring it!

The little guy is also very backbone.

said that it was too late, but Keke reached out and snatched the mobile phone that Nuwa had not had time to put in her pocket, and then swiped the screen with her little hand to quickly delete the heroic soul, and then returned the phone to her master.

"Don't think that you are the king of platinum, so you look down on Bronze One, I will buy this game when it is lively, and delete your account when the time comes!"

The little guy has a lot of money and doesn't respect his teachers at all.

As Coco's master, Nuwa is also very sad.

In addition, Nuwa's personality is also very funny, so in the face of Coco in this state, Nuwa can't put on the strength of the master at all.

Nuwa, who originally wanted to get angry, heard this, and immediately put on a flattering smile, and left Coco deleted the fault of her game and left it behind.

Anyway, the little guy deleted the game and downloaded it back by himself.

The account is still the same account, and the rank will not drop.

But if you really have a conflict with the little guy, let the little guy buy the Heroic Soul Game in anger, and then delete his account data, it will be more than worth the loss.

And with the character of the little guy that Nuwa knows, Coco can really do this kind of thing.

Therefore, Nuwa, who has already been addicted to the Internet, will not soften at this time.

"Oh, play ranking, it's easy to say, it's easy to say, the master will take you to play together in a while, and I guarantee that you will go to silver smoothly. ”

Nuwa is much more powerful at playing Heroic Soul than Coco, so she is still very confident in scoring with Cocoa, after all, Nuwa often gets five kills or something in the ranks, and even the headwind game can lead the team to victory.

It can be seen that Nuwa and Coco are simply not a high-grade existence, she is much more powerful than the pit Cocoa.

Coco can't form a team in the game now, on the contrary, Nuwa opens the room to play ranked, and everyone grabs their heads to hug their thighs.

Finally, the expression on Coco's face became a lot more relaxed.

It can be seen that Nuwa's words about taking her to the silver rank still played a role.

Coco has been playing Heroic Soul for a year and a half, but the little guy has always been a bronze one, which shows how pitty she is.

In particular, Coco is a little bad at playing games, as Nuwa, who was brought into the world of heroic souls by Coco, she still has a deep experience.

is the so-called: Wen Neng hangs up and sprays his teammates, and Wu Neng crosses the tower to send people's heads.

You can go into a single one-on-five, and you can sit and wait for twenty votes when you retreat.

In the front, he can fly to save the disabled enemy, and in the back, he can put the wall to block his teammates.

If you are quiet, you will not see anyone for a hundred years, and if you move, you will send a super god for thousands of miles.

Heroic flash to send a blood, sell up teammates without looking back.

Coco is definitely a fighter in the pit, especially Coco herself doesn't think so, on the contrary, she also thinks that she is very powerful, she has always been a bronze one, and that is because her teammates are not strong.

So Nuwa hasn't played with Coco much since she became addicted to playing.

Otherwise, if she wants to be platinum, she is about to hit the king rank, which is simply unimaginable.

But now Coco magnifies the trick, if Nuwa doesn't take her to play with her, the little guy will really buy the Heroic Soul Game, and then delete his account data.

So under this threat, Nuwa couldn't care much about it, she could only choose to bring Coco to play the ranking.

Who made Cocoa more money?

For such a rich bear child, Nuwa has no problem.

"Hmph! It's good to be like this earlier, everyone is still a good master and apprentice, you don't know if I enlarge your tricks to know how powerful, don't think that you are a master and you can play without an apprentice!"

Coco Niu raised his little face angrily, and actually taught his master a lesson.

If this scene was seen by other immortals, they would definitely be petrified on the spot.

Keke also met the wonderful master Nuwa in a different time and space, so it is a different person to be the master, and it is impossible for the master and apprentice to get along so well.

Although Nuwa agreed to bring Coco to play the ranking, in fact, she still hoped that Coco could forget about it, after all, Coco was too pitiful.

Therefore, Nuwa slyly began to change the subject.

"Wow, Coco, the comments on the Internet on "King Haibian" are all positive, you are really amazing, is it good to help the master write a script in the future, and when the master becomes popular as a singer, he will move to the big screen. ”

Facing the little kid, Nuwa held her face with her hands without shame, staring at Coco with little stars in her eyes and winking, which is called a fleshy numb.

I have to say that this Nuwa in a different time and space is really a superb.

Sure enough, Coco's focus shifted from 'the master took him to play the ranks' and returned to "King Haibian".

"It's very easy, I have a lot of good scripts in my head, and when the time comes, I can just write a script and come out, to ensure that the master can successfully transform and become an instant hit, and gather a large number of brainless fans. ”

The bear child doesn't know what modesty is at all.

Of course, if Coco knows humility, then is she still a bear child!

"Hurry up and change to a gossip site and see if there are any other movie reviews. Nuwa pretended to be watching a movie review, praying in her heart that Coco would quickly forget about taking her to play the rankings, because it was really a nightmare.

It just so happened that Coco also hoped that someone would watch the film review of "King Haibian", so as to show off herself, after all, Coco is a person who likes to show off, so Nuwa's proposal is exactly in Coco's arms.

Immediately raised his hand and clicked on the screen of his mobile phone, opened a new official website of the Chinese gossip newspaper, and entered the comment page of "King Haibian".

It's just that as the page opened, after the little guy saw the titles of some movie reviews, his little face instantly turned iron-blue.

Without it, the film review section of the official website of this newspaper and periodical, "The King of the Sea", the headline is all criticizing "The King of the Sea" as a bad movie, so this makes the complacent Coco suddenly feel like swallowing a fly.

Nuwa grinned at the corners of her mouth, but she quickly suppressed the urge to laugh.

After all, if you laugh out loud, won't it make the little guy think he's gloating?

When the time comes, the bear child will be angry, and God knows what she will do.

So Nuwa kept telling herself in her heart that she must not laugh.

Coco's little face turned pale, and her fingers tapped the screen hard, clicking on a post titled "What's wrong with this era!".

Its author is a guy named 'Nanyue Qingqing Cai'.

Nuwa stretched out her head and began to read the open comment.

[After watching this movie, I just want to curse!!]

Who said it was good-looking? Who commented on the blockbuster? Who recommended it to the public, especially teenagers?

Okay, I'll admit you're here to vent your anger, but have you ever seen an action movie with a worse plot than this?

Bloody, violent, and countering violence with violence is the means and attitude that the United States should adopt in a turbulent society?

The bad guys are sanctioned, and they are killed either by a pistol headshot, a truck clip, a microwave oven... What's wrong with this society? What's wrong with this era?

If you have a lot of fun watching this film and even want to give it a try, I will say unceremoniously, you are sick, right? Perverted!

Well, you'd say it wasn't kick ass doing, it was the bad guys who deserved their punishment. But what is the cause of this punishment? It's nothing more than that my father was framed and my mother died in vain, and every day in this world there are things that make people scream that the heavens and the earth are not spiritual, and everyone is trained to be superhuman, and they go to the streets all day long to slash and kill, do you still want to survive?

Okay, let's just take this revenge, what about the others? Do they all deserve to die? Do they all deserve to die so miserably? There are people you know and even relatives who die, how do you feel? What is the difference between kick ass and superkillers and those bad guys?

If a society is reduced to a society that is addicted to violence, I don't think its death is far off?

This is a garbage movie!

A film that teaches bad teenagers, has bad intentions, and is full of distorted values! I even suspect that this is a film in which the soft culture of the United States conspires to corrupt China!!!]

After reading it, Nuwa gasped, after all, this big hat is not small.

Coco put down her phone, turned around and shouted, "Uncle Andrew, I want you to help me check someone!"