Chapter Seventy-Three: Naked Sleepwalking Superman
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Li Liang sat on a big rock, panting heavily, and his face was cloudy. The www.biquge.info of the pen and the fun pavilion have not slept for two nights, last night they were frightened by those high-level immortals, and their mental strength was crisp, and today they were surrounded and chased by a large number of masters, and their bodies and spirits have been in a state of high tension. Soon it will be dawn again, even if after cultivating immortal arts, the physical strength and energy are a little extraordinary, but it can't reach such a realm, and now it's really a little unbearable.
Speaking of running away, Li Liang hated the root of his teeth, and he really wanted to climb on the black briquette Zhang Erniu and bite wildly. After this guy in Yunquan Town blackmailed himself for twenty jars of sorghum wine, he actually went into hiding along the way, and everything had to be linked to wine. For example: when you get to the south gate, how do you get out? Zhang Erniu said, if you don't give wine, you will find a way by yourself, one jar of wine will be beaten out, two jars of wine will slip out, five jars of wine will be mixed out unconsciously, and ten jars of wine will go out in a way that the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't guess. Of course, Li Liang chose the last method, but after giving the wine, the black boy quickly took out two wall piercing talismans from his arms, spit on them, and pasted them on his head, and the two walked out directly. This made Li Liang very depressed, obviously this talisman was prepared by Zhang Erniu in advance, but the bullshit he said before was completely trying to slaughter himself.
Another example: Li Liang wanted to ask him a few questions on the road, Zhang Erniu immediately bared his teeth and smiled, a question is a jar of wine, Tong Su is not bullied, and the goods are genuine. This made Li Liang almost vomit blood, and he had worked hard to save wine for several years, and let this bastard deceive his mother, and cursed even more vigorously in his heart, "I don't know my face but I don't know my heart, look at Zhang Erniu, who is very real and black, I didn't expect so many bad eyes, I really don't know if this black bastard has an asshole." ”
"Hey, what are you wondering about?" Zhang Erniu looked at Li Liang there and sighed, and couldn't help asking.
"Tell me how far you can get to this point?" Li Liang replied angrily.
"Is this a problem?" Zhang Erniu first shook his head when he heard this, and then showed that treacherous smile.
"Damn, I'm still here! No, it's really gone, and if I want it again, I'll have no urine left, and there must be no more wine." Li Liang turned around angrily, turned his back to Zhang Erniu, shook his head and said.
"Okay, okay, look at your stinginess, isn't it just a few jars of wine, don't you just brew some more when you have time, as for grinding and chirping like a girl!" Zhang Erniu pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
"I'm stingy! Erniu, you have to speak with your conscience, tell me how many bars you have deceived from me! From the time the mother left that Wang Bashan Gate, until tonight, I gave you all the wine I had stored for eight or nine years, and I still said that I was stingy!" Li Liang stood up suddenly, pointed at Zhang Erniu, and said with foam.
"I didn't lie to you, you were willing to give it. You said it yourself, be kind, everything is your own choice, I didn't force it, I didn't lie, you can't blame me for this. Zhang Erniu tilted his head and said, with a natural expression.
"You!okay, count me unlucky,, it's a big deal not to squeak, anyway, your task is to protect me, I don't ask anything, I don't say anything, you have to send me safely to your boss, hum!" Li Liang stomped his foot fiercely, turned around and walked towards the grove on the side.
"Hey, why are you going?" Zhang Erniu couldn't help but ask when he saw him walking away angrily.
"Go and hang yourself!" Li Liangtou said without replying.
"Don't forget to leave all the wine for me before hanging it, hehe......" Zhang Erniu Thief laughed sheepishly.
"Leave a fart! I'll throw it all the fucking into the dung pit so you won't get a jar!" Li Liang said angrily.
"Oh, by the way, if you have time to practice that breathing technique, and when you go out of the realm of Shuiling Mountain, the divine sense of the immortal cultivator will be able to explore on a large scale, and you can reduce a lot of unnecessary troubles by cultivating early. Zhang Erniu added.
"Got it!" Li Liang's voice floated not far away.
Zhang Erniu watched Li Liang strip and undress not far away, and a gentle smile appeared on his face. During this period of time getting along day and night, he had a wonderful feeling for Li Liang, neither the master nor the brothers gave him a feeling. In the Immortal Gate, all the people are cultivating desperately, although it is very boring and boring, but everyone is constantly working hard. When we met by chance, they were all discussing immortal arts, studying artistic conception, exchanging experiences, at most, we would talk about the background of the family, the major events in the world of cultivating immortals, and I had never fought over the little things in life like now, nor did I laugh and scold because of trivial gossip, but it was these little things, these gossips gave him a lot of happiness, which he had never had in hundreds of years.
"Maybe this is the so-called bad fate!" Zhang Erniu took out a jar of wine, took a sip, raised his head to look at the somewhat pale starry sky, and said softly.
Li Liang squatted not far away, reciting the contents of the secret book of the breathing technique through the dark light, this set of immortal techniques must be learned as soon as possible, otherwise his life will be in danger. Although Zhang Erniu is quite capable of tricking people, he has no intention of harming himself, otherwise he would not have taught himself how to use the things given by those high-level immortals along the way. Since he said that it was useful, he must be right, so he must hurry up, at least memorize it first.
Zhang Erniu had already told Li Liang many things when he was on the road, but none of them were the main ones, because he didn't know the main ones, but he only knew that his master asked him to protect himself personally and take him to Taiyue Mountain. This made Li Liang pull his hair and think for a long time, when did he, a migrant worker, be remembered by so many people?
After paying the high price of more than ten jars of wine, Li Liang got an answer that he couldn't laugh at, that is, there is a legend in Luyang that there is a secular farmer who can farm the land and defeated the demons outside the sky and saved the people in the world. For this reason, Li Liang scolded Zhang Erniu a lot along the way, cheating on wine, making up legends, and making up this kind of evil legend that pigs won't believe if they hear it. Let's not talk about whether I am the legendary character, let's just talk about this type of work, farmers belong to the logistics service work, and to put it bluntly, they are behind-the-scenes personnel who do not appear on the battlefield, and they have always been used to slaughter and vent anger. If the peasants were to defeat the demons outside the sky, how rotten would they be? Besides, the peasants were going to fight hard, where did those warriors and warriors die? Could it be that they all had to take a temporary break from maternity leave?
After the time of two incense sticks, Li Liang slowly walked back, still muttering and reciting the breathing technique.
"It's almost dawn, we can't hurry anymore, continue to rest here, wait until noon and then hurry, if you are tired, go to sleep for a while, and I will call you when you go." Zhang Erniu turned around and said lightly.
Li Liang glanced at Zhang Erniu, did not speak, and then sat near him, turned his back to him, and recited the cheats wholeheartedly. Zhang Erniu didn't say anything, just smiled slightly and continued to drink.
I don't know how much time passed, Li Liang felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, his brain was getting more and more wooden, and he unconsciously entered the magical realm of that night in Wangjia Town. White nothingness, black swirls, gold, green, blue, red, gray, everything was exactly the same as that night. Li Liang wanted to shout and try to withdraw from this realm, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't, he could only keep feeling the, warmth, cold, scorching heat, and the whistling wind, until he went through eighty-one cycles before he came to his senses.
Li Liang shook his head, opened his eyes and looked around. I saw a white flower around me, and the dazzling sunlight illuminated the people couldn't tell the southeast and northwest at all, only vague shadows flashed in front of them.
"You're awake. ”
A weak voice came, which startled Li Liang's heart, and he hurriedly rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked in the direction where the voice came from. Not far away, Zhang Erniu was sitting under a big tree, blood was constantly flowing from the corners of his mouth, his clothes were disheveled, and his body was covered with dust and scars.
"Erniu, Erniu, what's wrong with you?" Li Liang was frightened, and quickly stood up, wanting to run over to take a look. But as soon as he stood up, he found that in addition to the storage bracelet on his feet and neck, his whole body was naked, and there were several footprints of all sizes on his rough skin, especially his lower body, which was overlapping and covered with plaster.
"Don't be self-admiring, come here, I have something important to tell you. Zhang Erniu smiled bitterly and said weakly.
Li Liang's face was full of panic and surprise, his hands were tightly clasped to his chest, his body was bent, he ran over tremblingly, squatted beside Zhang Erniu, and asked eagerly: "Erniu, what's going on? Who injured you? Also, why am I naked again?"
"Don't be noisy, listen to me, time is running out. Taiyue Mountain is more than 10,000 miles away from here, I am not by your side, you can't reach it at all, you hide in Shuiling Mountain first, and then come out after three months. Don't go far, just wait for me here, remember, just wait for me here!" Zhang Erniu grabbed Li Liang's arm and said solemnly.
Li Liang nodded hurriedly and looked around again, trying to remember this place. However, after seeing it, I was surprised, this is actually Xiaoli Village, and not too far in front of it is the cemetery where my father and mother are buried.
"Er, Erniu, isn't this Xiaoli Village, why are we back again?" asked Li Liang with a trembling lip. This blow is really too big, you must know that last night they went out of the south gate of Yunquan Town, walked out of about ten miles and began to run eastward, ran for a whole night, not a hundred miles, but also dozens of miles, why did they close their eyes and open their eyes and come back?" "Two, two cows wow, don't die first, you tell me what's going on first, how do I feel like I'm going crazy!"
"You're going to die!" you, hey......" Zhang Erniu glanced at Li Liang and shook his head bitterly.
"Erniu, if you have anything, just say it, I'm cold and anxious now, don't sell it anymore, I'll beg you, okay?" Li Liang's upper and lower teeth kept colliding, and goosebumps were already all over his body.
"I can't say the specific situation, I just know that you fell asleep with a book on your back, and you snored, which was quite loud. Then those green forest masters arrived, and you fought. You take off your own clothes and take off theirs, and they kick you hard and kick you hard. But they weren't your match at all, and in less than an hour you stripped them all and threw them straight into the river. And then you ran all the way here. Zhang Erniu's face was flushed, and he weakly told the general story of what happened.
"No, won't it? I'll beat fifty of them one by one? Also, strip them naked? You, how did you get hurt? I fought them, what are you doing?" The cold wind blew, and Li Liang shivered even more, and he stammered when he spoke.
"I was wounded by you. Zhang Erniu looked at Li Liang and said with a wry smile. "Don't ask me why, because I don't know either, but I know that your cultivation is the tenth layer, and the strength technique is the ninth layer, which is true, but you can't use it. ”
As he was talking, Zhang Erniu suddenly turned his head to look into the distance, and said with a serious face: "Li Liang, there is another set of clothes in my storage bag, you put it on first, and then hurry up, just now you triggered the messenger jade plate, they will arrive in a while." ”
Seeing that Zhang Erniu was so serious and deep, Li Liang knew that the matter had reached a very urgent moment, so he didn't talk nonsense, took out the storage bag around his waist, took out his clothes, and hurriedly put them on. At the same time, he kept saying: "Erniu, what should you do when I'm gone? Can you handle them alone? Aren't you injured? Also, you said that you will come to me in three months, right? Is there a contact signal? Is there a code? By the way, you still have to teach me some life-saving tricks, I don't know anything now, I can't take off my clothes and sleep when I see a bad guy, right? Naked sleepwalking is unreliable, although this time I killed fifty green forest heroes, but next time it may not be, what if I don't fall asleep? Or what if you don't become a superman when you fall asleep?......"
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