Wei Guo knew that he was going to move, so he specially asked for leave, ran down the mountain, and hurried to move his wife. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, when he arrived at the courtyard of the base, he couldn't help but be confused when he looked at the courtyard that was as calm as water without a trace of movement.

He thought to himself, I Weiguo is a chronic son by nature, and I am one step slower in everything, should I be one step late, and the people in the entire base yard have moved away, right?

Wei Guo walked towards home with a suspicious face, he was full of ambition.

It wasn't until he walked near the stadium of lights and saw people all over the world entertaining in it that he was relieved.

He said in his heart that it was really time for him to come back, not sooner or later, he was just able to help Dongmei move.

It was noon when Wei Guo came back, and Dongmei was taking a nap.

Before he entered the house, he thought that according to Dongmei's fiery character, it was estimated that he had already cleaned up the house.

She must be, what should be loaded, what should be tied, what should be sold, what should be sent, what should be thrown......

However, when Wei Guo entered the house, he saw that the house was unchanged, not only did he not pack and install it, but he didn't even clean it up.

Wei Guo couldn't help but ask himself, why is this Dongmei getting lazy now?

It seems that people's diligence and laziness are completely determined by the fat and thinness of the body.

I Weiguo remembers that when Dongmei was thin before, she was very diligent, and her efficiency was surprisingly high.

But now, I'm fat, I'm lazy, and I'm snoring......

Just as Wei Guo was circling in the living room, suddenly, Dongmei appeared from behind Wei Guo with a short stick in her hand.

Dongmei's sudden appearance frightened Wei Guo, who had just turned around, stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Dongmei saw that Wei Guo was back, and she no longer had the excitement she had before.

She said dissatisfiedly: "You don't come back early, you don't come back late, but you come back while others are taking a nap, which will affect my rest." “

Wei Guo knew that this sleep at noon was very important to Dongmei.

He hurriedly said: "When I came in, it was already light enough, but I didn't expect it to wake you up." “

Dongmei threw away the short stick in her hand and said, "I didn't hear the door open, but I heard footsteps in the living room."

I thought to myself, is there a thief coming in?

As a result, when I came out to see, it was you. “

Wei Guo said aggrievedly: "You woman, you are really sleepy, where is the wife who treats her husband as a thief?"

Dongmei yawned a lot and said, "If you want me to say you, if you don't steal, you're like a thief." “

With that, Dongmei went back to the house and went back to sleep.

Wei Guo followed behind and said, "I originally thought that the snoring sound of your sleep could drown out my footsteps, but I didn't expect that you are sleeping so lightly now?"

Dongmei paused for a moment and said, "Do I snore when I sleep?"

Wei Guo looked disgusted and said, "My God, your snoring sound is almost the same as that of a fan, and you still ask yourself if you are snoring?" “

Dongmei couldn't believe it and said, "Then you lie next to me all day, can you still sleep?"

Wei Guo said: "Otherwise, how can I tell you, when the two of us sleep in the same bed, I can only fall asleep when you are asleep." “

Dongmei nodded at first, but suddenly shook her head again and said, "No, I don't snore when I'm asleep."

I only snored when I was asleep, so it stands to reason that you should not fall asleep until I am asleep, right?"

Wei Guo said: "Natural selection, survival of the fittest, now I have evolved to the point where I can't sleep if I can't hear your snoring." “

Hearing this, Dongmei was shocked.

She said, "Your evolution is too powerful, it's better not to stop and continue to evolve." “

"How do you evolve?

"It's best to evolve to not sleep 24 hours a day, do all the work in my house, and do all the work non-stop, that's the best." “

"Am I not a robot?"

"Are you different from a robot now?"

"I found out that you are talking now, and you are actually raising the bar with people, by the way, I ask you, why are you so lazy now, and you don't pack the things at home, you don't pretend to be pretended, and you don't tie up the things that should be tied......"

Hearing this, Dongmei was confused, looked at Wei Guo, and said, "Okay, what to tie, what to pretend?"

Compared with Dongmei's confusion, Weiguo is even more confused.

He said, "I'm moving soon, you haven't packed up yet." “

"Who said they were moving early?"

"Didn't you notice before, did you press the summer vacation?" Wei Guo said: "No, I came back early." “

Dongmei lay on the bed sleepily, stretched her waist, and said, "I have been notified that I will not move again." “

Wei Guo's eyes were as big as Tongren, and he said, "Don't you move, don't you move to Liquan?"

Dongmei turned over, maintained a comfortable posture, and said, "It's not that you don't move to Liquan, it's that the time to move is postponed." “

"How long has it been?"

"Half a year later. “

"Don't tell me sooner, or I'll be back in a while?"

"Then you can continue to go to work in the mountains now, and don't move for the time being anyway. “

"You person, why do you talk like this, other women can't wait for their husbands to come back, you are good, seeing that I am back, not only do you not welcome me, but also drive me away. “

"Didn't you say you disliked yourself and came back early?"

"I'm just talking. “

"No, I'm going to sleep, I'm busy in the afternoon. “

After speaking, Dongmei began to fall asleep.

After Wei Guo changed his clothes and shoes, he silently walked into the kitchen and began to help Dongmei work.

After finishing the work, Wei Guo looked at the purchase list that Dongmei put on the board, and took it to purchase.

Due to Dongmei's memory decay, she must take a pen and paper in advance to buy ingredients, and write down everything that should be written and memorized.

Otherwise, when she goes out to buy, she will buy this and forget that.

Dongmei slept until six o'clock in the afternoon.

She hurriedly got up from the bed, complaining: "Why have you slept for so long, it's really a sin, a sin, it's not good, I can't finish today's work?"

Just as Dongmei was complaining, there was a knock on the door.

Dongmei thought unhappily, who would come, it's really blind.

However, when he opened the door and saw Wei Guo carrying a large bag and a small bag of ingredients, he couldn't help but be moved.

She said: "Wei Guo, you know that I am tired, all of them have helped me to buy ingredients, right?"

Wei Guo was carrying things, and his hands were very sleepy.

He said, "Let me put things down for you first, and then I will talk." “

Dongmei looked at Wei Guo lovingly and said, "Then you help me open all the ingredients first, and I'll go to the kitchen first." “

When Dongmei walked into the kitchen, she found that Wei Guo had done all the work in the kitchen that he could.

Dongmei was overjoyed, she walked out, and said, "Weiguo, you are such a great husband, before I could speak, you gave me the job." “

Wei Guo took out all the ingredients and said, "Then you have to have it, do you still need to ask?"

Before Wei Guo's words were finished, Dongmei found that Wei Guo bought so many ingredients and came back, but he didn't buy green onions, dried chili noodles, or jujubes......

Dongmei said in surprise: "Weiguo, since you went to buy the ingredients, why didn't you buy them, the green onion in the bun filling, the jujube in the sweet rice, and the dry and spicy noodles in the oily noodles ......?"

Hearing this, Wei Guo looked at the list in his hand, found it and said, "You haven't written it, how can you let me buy it." “

Dongmei snatched the list in Wei Guo's hand and said, "Who said it wasn't written, what's on the back of this?"

As she spoke, Dongmei turned one side of the list over, revealing the other side.

I saw that Wei Guo rushed out of the door again.

As he got into the car, he said, "My God, can you write two pieces of paper in the future, I thought it would be just one side." “

With that, Wei Guo rode his bicycle and walked away at a gallop.

Dongmei stood at the door and muttered: "Once a person's eyes are small, not only is his vision narrow, but he also sees fewer words?"