Chapter 223: The Out of Tune Guy

"Heh......"

Shi Shi stretched and walked lazily through the door, she was wrapped in a thick and outrageous down jacket, like a standing caterpillar, and she looked very interesting.

She had both hands in her pockets, yawning, and her eyes were misty as she looked at the bunch of guys on the set.

glanced away, and in an instant, there was no sleepiness. The lingering drowsiness was swept away in an instant.

There are all kinds of guys in the world, all kinds of guys.

However, the actor who plays the police officer can't always stand up to an exaggerated explosion head, which is difficult for her to understand.

Confused, she looked at Xu Hongyu, who was standing in front of the camera and communicating with the photographer, and said, "Director Xu, let that actor take off his wig, it's not suitable for this police role." ”

This sound disturbed everyone on the set, and Qiao Mu also pulled the hem of his clothes and came out of the bathroom.

He walked over, patted Chao Handsome on the shoulder, and asked kindly, "Dude, is your hair fake?"

"Really, I'm a natural roll, and it's like this if I don't cut it all the time. Chao Yingjun said with a wry smile, and pulled two handfuls of hair with his hand.

Qiao Mu nodded, and then said to Shi Shi: "Shi Shi, this is real hair, and it will be ordered." Anyway, it's all love light comedy, it doesn't matter. ”

Shi Shi hesitated a little, she said, "But ......"

"Besides, there's a cop with an exploding head in the police station, isn't it very hippie-like?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

When Qiao Mu mentioned hippies, Xu Hongyu and Chao Yingjun were both in a state of bewilderment, which was simply amazing.

Chao Yingjun raised his hand and said, "Director, does the crew have any electric clippers?"

A filmmaker should have his own ethics, know what is acceptable, and know what the bottom line is.

Even if he is a musician, he can turn around and leave.

The remuneration for this cameo is only tens of thousands. He writes a theme song, and it costs more than this price to participate in a commercial performance.

"No, it's nice to have this hairstyle. Qiao Mu said.

The handsome brother said: "It's okay, the hair is too long, and it's easy to have head lice." ”

For a moment, Qiao Mu felt that this guy was quite handsome.

Everyone has quirks. For example, some people just like bangs, and if you mess up, they may go berserk.

Qiao Mu gave a thumbs up and said, "Dude, it's unreasonable for you not to be hot." ”

Chao Yingjun lowered his head and said very low-key: "It's okay, it's pretty good now." ”

Their scene is that Gu Shengnan, who was drunk, accidentally fell to Lu Jin's balcony, and finally Lu Jin, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness, made an oolong incident and was pressed in the detention center. During this period, there was an interaction with the policeman played by Chao Yingjun.

There are not many super handsome lines, and the shots are very short, just a plot of instant noodles. Before Qiao Mu, he gave Reba and Zheng Shuang how to eat instant noodles, and after cooking the noodles, the ice water was filtered.

The leader of this scene is Qiao Mu, super handsome is the role of a foil, a veritable cameo, so for this scene, I lost the hair that I knew I had grown for a long time at a glance, and Qiao Mu still admired it.

The guy went to shave his head, and who knows why there are hair clippers in the makeup artist's bag.

Qiao Mu was wearing a thin purple patterned nightgown, sitting on the bench in the detention center, hiding in Shi Shi's arms, hiding in her down jacket, looking at the script in her hand.

There is not much content in this paragraph, but if you don't cooperate well, you will have to be Ao for a long time. Qiao Mu tried to memorize the lines, the weather was too cold, and he couldn't stand it by himself.

He closed his eyes and silently recited the lines.

Shi Shi ravaged his hair, very skillful, not to disturb him, but also to live a hand addiction, as if stroking the big white at home, very comfortable.

"You're mispronounced. ”

He read it so quietly that no one else could hear it, but Shi Shi could hear it very clearly, after all, it was in his ears, and it was impossible not to know it.

Qiao Mu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"

Shi Shi said: "You have a problem yourself, you look at the script. ”

Qiao Mu looked down and said to her casually, "You girl, on purpose?"

"What kind of purpose? I don't understand. Shi Shi said with a smile.

"Wrong for your sister, I didn't mispronounce a word, don't interfere with me. If I get sick, I'll get my revenge. ”

"How?"

"When you sleep, lift your quilt. ”

Shi Shi's little hand pinched his face, and said with a smile: "Ah Mu, your heart is really vicious. ”

Qiao Mu was speechless, he said in a low voice: "Just kidding, I'm not a power." ”

"What's wrong with her?" Shi Shi asked softly, looking around, then leaning into his ear.

"She didn't sleep, rolled the quilt at night, I was cold, a few days ago, you didn't hear my voice was wrong?"

Shi Shi thought back, and she said, "When you first came back, I really didn't pay attention, but you deserve to do it yourself." ”

"Don't ...... you"

Qiao Mu wanted to speak again and again, because he saw a super handsome man in a police uniform, with a simple inch.

After he cut his hair, he fit Teacher Xuemuraguchi infinitely, at least Qiao Mu's impression is like this. It's too similar, with two mustaches, you can let a group of guys remember their youth.

Even if many people don't admit that they listen to the songs of Mr. Yukimuraguchi, that guy is like the current Phoenix legend.

Everyone listens to it, and although they all think it's dirty, the song is actually pretty good. Even if they have such an excellent song as "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond", they still have a feeling of square dancing kings.

Speaking of the super handsome person, his face and cliff are going the way of comedians, but his appearance is not strange enough. The road of comedy is actually difficult, it is not enough to be versatile, it has to be distinctive.

Some people have characteristics in their appearance, which is not derogatory. It's a pity that he is super handsome, he still has almost taste, even if he runs to the comedian, the difference is a little far.

However, it's good for this kind of person to play a small person, you can't play.

If you are someone else, you will either roar in your nostrils for a while, or look up at the sky, and tears will slowly fall at a 45Β° angle, can you not play?

Therefore, for his role, Huang Bo is recommended very well.

Huang Bo is one of the members of the Men's Gang, and the effect of this show is also good, but it will inevitably be compared with the running man. However, the poor tone, whether it is the quality of the program and the degree of nationalism, is that the running man is better.

The setting of chicken strips is actually a selection of fans, he has a fixed fan group, he likes it very much, he doesn't like it very much, he doesn't like it and thinks it's boring, and he feels that the interpretation is too heavy and too artificial.

"Director, I can. Super Handsome said.

β€œOK。 ”

Xu Hongyu raised his head, glanced at him, and then said to Qiao Mu: "Mr. Qiao, we can shoot." ”

"Good. ”

Qiao Mu stood up and shook Shi Shi's embrace. Suddenly, he turned his head suddenly, looked at Shi Shi, and said word by word: "You female rascal, pay attention to me." ”

Shi Shi's face was calm, and he said with a shy dimple: "Go to filming, finish work and go home early." ”

That guy just took advantage of Qiao Mu's inattention, touched his buttocks, and pretended to be fine. Sure enough, the seniors were right, the more beautiful the woman, the more she will deceive.

β€œaction。 ”

Xu Hongyu beckoned, and the field staff consciously took out the clapperboard.

After a "pop", the shooting began.

Qiao Mu sat in the small room of the detention center, and looked at the group performances around him, those guys were employees of the art team, and they came over after changing into short sleeves.

The character he played had two dilemmas, one was disgusted with dirty, and the other was that the air conditioning temperature was too low.

He grabbed the corner of his dressing gown, wrapped himself tightly, and sat on the edge of it, for fear of soiling his clothes.

"Haqiu. ”

Qiao Mu sneezed and shook his legs. It's not a deduction, he's really cold.

He stood up, facing the super handsome man of the railing iron gate, and said in a trembling tone: "That, can the temperature of the air conditioner be turned up a little?"

The super handsome expression was disdainful, he didn't open his eyes to look at him, his eyes glanced to the side, and the corners of his grinning mouth and eyebrows were just right.

didn't say a word, but Qiao Mu could feel his disdain, which was a very good state.

Qiao Mu continued: "How long will it take?"

Chao Yingjun shook his head slightly, then looked at him, sighed and said, "I, I hate you dishonest people the most, you look like this, and you are still messing around in the hotel." ”

"Hey......" Qiao Mu was about to retort.

I heard Chao Yingjun pointing at him, and said in a serious voice, "Go back and sit down." ”

Qiao Mu was helpless and went back to sit.

"Good. ”

Xu Hongyu was very satisfied with this paragraph, paused to rest for a while, adjusted the camera position, and filmed the next part.

Shi Shi stood outside the railing door, like a little daughter-in-law visiting the prison, but the words in her mouth were not very good. She said, "You, you look like this, and you're still doing things around." ”

This line is really funny, saying that Qiao Mu is not handsome is like saying that Gu Zai is unremarkable and blind. I just don't know how Chao Yingjun was cheeky and read this line.

Just repeating this line is not only fun, but also insinuating something.

Qiao Mu walked to the door and said through the railing, "kid, I was wrong. This time, I stole two tea eggs, and I am afraid that I will be sentenced to death. You promise me not to remarry, my Qiao family has to stay behind. ”

Shi Shi stretched out his hand, touched his cold palm, and said, "Dad, you can go with confidence." You can't get out this time, I can't go back, you might as well explain all the money hidden in your private house. ”

Qiao Mu shook his head and said, "No, how can I have private money." When you use it, you can transfer money on your mobile phone. ”

"You don't have any money in your account. ”

"Fish, Huabei, and borrowing can all be used. ”

Shi Shi patted his hand and said, "Huabei will be handed over to me." ”

Qiao Mule was happy, he said: "Okay, I overdrew seven thousand in Huabei this month, you can change it for me." ”

Shi Shi's complexion changed in an instant. She had a cold face and said unhappily: "It's only been a dozen days, why are you overdrawn by seven thousand?"

Qiao Mu said that Tang Yan's eldest sister's bank card was returned after buying a Shishi diamond ring, and he also returned the money on credit at the end of last year, so he lived a poor life again.

As for why the money is spent like water, what does this say?

Could it be that I can eat it with Reba, and I only pick the good ones, and the food is the best seafood and imported beef barbecue?

This must not be recruited, he hesitated for a while, and decided to shake the pot, he said: "I didn't go to the capital, you know." ”

Shi Shi was thoughtful, she nodded and said, "Okay, when she comes back, I'll ask again." ”

"Good, good. ”

Qiao Mu covered his arm, trembling, this time it was over. I have to pick a time to talk sweetly to Da Mi Mi.

Or maybe you borrowed some money from a good friend and fooled you around.

β€œaction。 ”

The camera is Lu Jin's perspective, he saw a guy in a police uniform, carrying a bag of instant noodles, walking to the table, with a close-up of the advertisement, but there was no advertiser implantation, so it was very perfunctory.

This plot is very simple, it is the police instant noodles, but Lu Jin, a super foodie, has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and strongly asks the police to make noodles in their own way.

The guy who was locked up inside pointed fingers at the police.

The policeman who had a little temper before was stunned by him.

This aura reversal of identity and status creates a sense of contrasting joy.

Shi Shi sat on the side, wrapped in a down jacket and nodded, indicating that she was very satisfied with what she saw, the chemistry between these two people was very good, at least there was no NG.

Lu Jin pointed at the police and shouted loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Hmm-" The policeman was frightened, looked back at him, and dragged out a long note.

"You can't put a conditioning bag. ”

The policeman was taken aback and was about to point at him and babble.

saw Lu Jin sitting down and said, "Cook noodles first, look at the time." ”

Subsequently, it is the technique of manipulating the big guy's instant noodles, using words to control the instant noodles of the guy opposite.

Just kidding, the love of these years can't be simply that you are good-looking, and I am also good-looking.

There must be a strange setting, the love between Lu Jin and Gu Shengnan is the love between a foodie and a chef.

weakened the background of the rich man and emphasized the character of the foodie.

Otherwise, I will tell you that Lu Jin is rich, so Gu Shengnan likes him, which is not good, it spreads incorrect values, and it is not conducive to the growth of young people in China.

In order to create a healthy film market and maintain the unity of social values, films must make concessions.

Therefore, those filmmakers are dead, they can still get away with committing crimes, and the old boys can still show off their might, which is easy to teach bad children and deserve to be banned. Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

Especially the old boy, the little gangsters in it actually beat shirtless.

Heck, that's spreading vulgar culture. Indecent, indecent, that is, soft erotic, salty and wet, this kind of film should also be banned on the Internet.

The reason why it is still circulating is undoubtedly that the General Administration is kind-hearted and did not kill them all, but still gave those people a way to live.

People are not plants and trees, how can they be ruthless?

Speaking of eating instant noodles, Mr. Police was naturally impressed by Lu Jin's way of eating, but he had already maintained his true heart, and he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone after eating. He refused to be BB with Lu Jinduo and was not corrupted by the capitalists.

This is still in line with healthy values, in order to show that the employees of important positions in the organs will not bend over because of the sugar-coated shells of the capitalists.

The sugar coating is left behind, and the cannonballs go back, so that the evil capitalists can taste the bitterness in order to build a good one.

After finishing work, Qiao Mu walked on the street, took Shi Shi's little hand and said, "This movie is really good." ”

Shi Shi looked at the shadow on the ground, stepped on the reflection of Qiao Mu's calf, and jumped up and asked, "Okay?"

"Good, at least it won't be banned. ”