Chapter 499: I Didn't Do Anything
A drunken person is very difficult to serve.
In this regard, Wu Xiaozheng himself is a typical example.
When he gets drunk, his biggest characteristic is that he talks a lot of, which is unbearable.
At this time, if others follow him, he will go to bed for a while at most. But if anyone does anything with him, he will get drunk and throw things......
It's called bad wine.
But there are exceptions.
Some women are fun when they're drunk, especially the kind of woman who is half drunk and half awake.
In many cases, this kind of half-drunk and half-awake woman can be teased as a child, especially when the other party is defenseless against you.
This is called drunkenness and spitting out the truth.
For example, the current Ma Li, Wu Xiaozheng began to tease her.
"Ma Li, do you want to go home?"
"Don't. ”
"Why don't you go home?"
"Go home...... Boring. ”
"You had a fight with Mr. Xiong?"
"Don't mention that bastard!"
When she said this, Ma Li raised her head and said it very clearly, loudly, and angrily.
Of course, after saying that, she fell down again.
"What happened to you, Mr. Xiong?" Wu Xiaozheng still wanted to try to get to the bottom of it.
"King-Eight-Egg!"
Ma Li said this sentence on Wu Xiaozheng's lap, gritted her teeth, and then simply ignored Wu Xiaozheng.
Wu Xiaozheng knew that on this issue, Ma Li had subconsciously taken precautions.
It seems that Mr. Ma's marriage should have a problem!
But what went wrong, Wu Xiaozheng had no way of knowing.
But Wu Xiaozheng finally understood why Ma Li had such a move in Changshi that night.
Every woman who is unhappy in marriage, when she is wronged and injured at home, especially wants to find a way to vent, and she also needs comfort, so cheating can easily become a good choice.
For Ma Li at that time, Wu Xiaozheng was a little smaller, but he was definitely a trustworthy object.
Wu Xiaozheng also knew why Ma Li had to drink so much tonight, and she must have been angry at home again.
Alas, another unfortunate woman, this is the price of flash marriage.
In this regard, Wu Xiaozheng could only sigh.
But now just sighing can't solve the problem, he has to find a way to settle Ma Li first.
"Ma Li, get up, I'll send you home!"
"No, I don't go back. ”
Wu Xiaozheng wanted to help her up, but her hand was immediately thrown away by Ma Li.
"If you don't go home, where are you going?"
This sentence made Ma Li move, she stood up, looked at Wu Xiaozheng with drunken eyes, and said: "Let's go, open the room, let's go open the room." ”
Wu Xiaozheng: "......"
I thought!
But can I have sex with a drunk woman?
Can I do this kind of thing?
To be honest, if Ma Li is free now, and Wu Xiaozheng is not responsible, he may really want to indulge.
After all, for the current Wu Xiaozheng, he is at the age of youthful sprouts, and he does not need to be responsible for anyone.
In essence, Wu Xiaozheng is no different from most men, he has both physical needs and some dirty thoughts.
But now Ma Li can't move.
First, the two have a teacher-student relationship, which is a taboo.
Second, Ma Li is now a person with a husband, and Wu Xiaozheng can't make this kind of mistake.
Besides, Ma Li is now drunk, can Wu Xiaozheng take advantage of the opportunity?
As a last resort, Wu Xiaozheng had no choice but to start coaxing Ma Li: "Then let's go, I'll take you to open the room." ”
"Let's go!"
Ma Li was very excited, and she wanted to stand up while supporting Wu Xiaozheng, but the whole person was shaky.
How do you get drunk like this?
At this time, Wu Xiaozheng didn't care about whether men and women were kissed or not, so he simply squatted down and let Ma Li lie on his back.
This seemed to be exactly what Ma Li wanted, she fell on her stomach, and immediately wrapped Wu Xiaozheng tightly like an octopus.
That feeling of being close to the body is definitely a torment for Wu Xiaozheng.
Fortunately, Ma Li is the kind of petite and delicate type, and Wu Xiaozheng doesn't feel too heavy on her back.
But where to go has become a big problem.
Wu Xiaozheng naturally couldn't really take Ma Li to open a house, even if he didn't do anything, if he ran into an acquaintance, he couldn't explain it at all.
Xiangshui is so big!
But Ma Li didn't want to go home, and the way she was now, it was not suitable for Wu Xiaozheng to send her back.
That would cause her husband to misunderstand!
Headache!
Wu Xiaozheng had no choice but to carry her in the direction of the school.
Fortunately, as soon as Ma Li lay on his back, he immediately fell asleep, and he didn't make any noise, nor did he get drunk, otherwise it would be a little indescribable when he ran into someone else.
Fortunately, it is the evening self-study time of No. 1 Middle School, and in the evening, there are not too many people coming and going on the school road, even if you meet one or two, it is someone Wu Xiaozheng doesn't know.
In addition, Ma Li is now lying on Wu Xiaozheng's back with her hair draped, no one should be able to recognize that Wu Xiaozheng is carrying Ma Li.
Otherwise, you will be embarrassed to death, and you won't be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
If you walk too much at night, you may encounter ghosts.
On the way back, Wu Xiaozheng still ran into one.
It's Li Xiangyi.
He had just finished sending Wen Wen back.
Through the dim street lamp, Li Xiangyi saw Wu Xiaozheng and Ma Li on his back.
He was stunned for a moment, and immediately laughed evilly: "Boss, you can, even the teacher dares to bubble." ”
"Get out!" Wu Xiaozheng replied angrily.
I can't explain it now!
But if Li Xiangyi dares to talk about this, I will immediately dismiss him!
When he arrived near the school gate, Wu Xiaozheng was in trouble again.
Because he was afraid of Ma Li's trouble, he didn't dare to wake Ma Li up now and ask her if she wanted to go home.
He was afraid that she would make trouble at the school gate.
He didn't dare to carry Ma Li directly to school.
Wu Xiaozheng himself doesn't care, but being seen by other teachers and students will seriously affect Ma Li's reputation.
Gritting his teeth, Wu Xiaozheng had no choice but to carry her to his back.
By this time, he couldn't care if Ma Li didn't return at night.
Fortunately, Ma Li was really drunk at this time, even if Wu Xiaozheng threw her on the bed, she didn't wake up.
Wu Xiaozheng breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down, picked up the book and read it.
He had to wait for Zhang Ying to come back from class, and then entrust Ma Li to her, so that he could go home and live.
If there is not even a witness, then it is really impossible to explain.
"Teacher Ma was drunk in our hotel and refused to go home, probably because she had a quarrel with her husband. I had no choice but to get her back here, and I'll leave it to you. ”
Zhang Ying was not so easy to explain after she came back.
Faced with Zhang Ying's strange eyes, Wu Xiaozheng had no choice but to add: "I didn't do anything! Really, I swear!"
Then he picked up his book and fled.