As a security guard of the bank, it is his duty to maintain the security of the bank.

In this small place, the security guard of the bank is a very idle job, because often at the end of the year, there is not a single thing that requires the security to play a role.

Therefore, when the security guard encountered Xiao Pingtou making trouble in the bank, he was excited.

It's finally time for me to show what I'm capable of!

However, what the security guards couldn't have imagined was.

When he stood up and stood in front of Xiao Pingtou, this Xiao Pingtou actually squirted sticky vomit like a water spray gun from his mouth.

And this process lasted for a full second.

If he knew that he would encounter this situation when he came up, and killed this security guard, he would not have rushed up.

After a short silence, the uncles and aunts who were watching the excitement around looked at the security guards with horror on their faces, and began to retreat in a panic.

God knows if this little flat head is still enjoyable to spray this time, in case he feels that the spray is not enjoyable, and wants to spray again, it will not be good if it affects himself.

The security guard trembled angrily, stretched out his right hand, pointed at Xiao Pingtou, and said with trembling fingers: "You... You..."

Xiao Pingtou was also confused, he didn't know what the situation was, why he suddenly vomited when he was so dignified just now.

Looking at the angry security guard, Xiao Pingtou was also a little worried, and quickly explained: "I'm not the same... Vomit..."

It's just that before he finished speaking, Xiao Pingtou opened his mouth again, and a vomit shot towards the security guard like a fountain.

The security guard, who was in shock, was sprayed by Xiao Pingtou again before he could react.

"Ahh

"You attacked the police! You dare to openly attack the police!" the security guard fled from Xiao Pingtou, four or five meters away, and said in fear in the corner.

The bank hall, which was still impassable just now, is now left with the security guard huddled in the corner and Wang Dazhuang, who is sleeping on a chair.

The rest of the people hid outside the door, probing their heads into the hall.

The two customer service agents behind the counter looked at Xiao Pingtou's disgusting behavior, and they were frightened, and at the same time, they also felt sad for the security guards who were cowering in the corner and had no way out.

Xiao Pingtou felt that he was in trouble, looked at the security guard who was cowering in the corner, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.

However, the current little flat head, in the eyes of the security guards, is no less than a flood beast.

Seeing him walking towards him, the security guard's voice raised an octave.

"Ah!!Don't come here!What do you want to do!You attack the police, come and catch him!"

It's just that the little flat head at this time is really terrifying, and God knows if he will continue to spray, so no one dares to step forward to arrest him.

Looking at Xiao Pingtou who was getting closer and closer, a look of despair appeared on the security guard's face, and fear spread in his heart, if he could, he would like to squeeze directly into the wall now.

Xiao Pingtou looked aggrieved, and while walking towards the security guard, he explained: "Listen to me, I didn't attack... Vomit..."

It's just that Xiao Pingtou didn't finish his sentence, and he began to vomit again.

The powerful vomit, like a column of water fired by a water gun, shot three or four meters away, and shot accurately on the body of the security guard.

"Don't! Don't attack the police! Help! Someone catch him! Mom, I'm quitting! I'm going home!"

The third time he was vomited by Xiao Pingtou, and the security guard completely collapsed.

Since you have chosen the bank security industry, you are basically a person who does not care about danger at all.

This security guard, if there are three or five people with knives and want to fight him, he will not be intimidated.

However, in the face of Xiao Pingtou's vomiting attack, the despair in the heart of the security guard could not be justified at all.

When the vomit hit him, it really didn't hurt or itch.

But the spiritual attack contained in it instantly destroyed the security guard's psychological defense line and disintegrated his fighting spirit.

Banyuanjun outside the door looked at this scene dumbfounded, and he felt a heart jam for the security guard.

Except to silently apologize to him in his heart, there is no way for Banyuan-kun to help him.

The vomit all over his body, let alone helping, even when he got close, it made people feel too disgusting.

The surrounding melon-eating crowd looked at the small flat head like the water baby who could spray water in the gourd baby, and felt that they had lived for a long time.

I really didn't expect that someone would be able to squirt vomit four or five meters away, this is simply talent!

It's just that it's because this kind of thing didn't happen to me, otherwise if I was sprayed, it would be too miserable.

After spraying three sprays of vomit in a row, Xiao Pingtou himself was dumbfounded, and he looked at the messy bank hall and felt that he couldn't go on like this.

After thinking about it, he didn't dare to approach the security guard who was huddled in the corner and shivering, because if he sprayed at close range again, God knows if the security guard would be crazy by himself.

Xiao Pingtou looked at the two customer service customers in the counter, thought of the black plastic bag they handed to Banyuanjun, and decided to ask for two plastic bags from them, so that if you want to spray again, you can use the plastic bag to carry it.

Watching Xiao Pingtou walk to the counter, although there was a glass in front of him, the two customer service agents were still frightened.

Big brother, just go find the security guard to spray, don't come to me.

Xiao Pingtou opened his mouth and explained, "Can you get me a plastic... Vomit..."

Before he could finish speaking, a stream of vomit erupted from his mouth and hit the glass.

"Ahh

The customer service at the counter screamed in fright, and then retracted under the counter, not caring about what Xiao Pingtou said.

It's horrible!

This kind of vomiting everywhere is even more terrifying than robbing a bank with a knife! It's almost terrifying!

Because it was too close to the glass, the vomit bounced back one after another, and the little flat head was covered all over his face.

Xiao Pingtou himself was dumbfounded, and there is still this kind of operation?

Looking at the two customer service agents who were scared and hiding under the counter, Xiao Pingtou knew that it would not work to ask them for plastic bags.

So after thinking about it, he simply looked for the plastic bag himself.

Thinking of this, Xiao Pingtou walked around the bank, looking for plastic bags.

It's just that if that's all there is, there's nothing at all.

However, every few steps he took, he would spew out a column of vomit with a 'vomit', and the whole bank, the small hall, became a mess.

Watching Xiao Pingtou 'wreak havoc' in the bank, the security guard finally remembered his duty.

And with Xiao Pingtou's bursts of vomiting, the things in his stomach are getting less and less, and now the things he vomits every time are not as much as they were at the beginning.

Seeing this, the security guard stood up tremblingly, then looked at Xiao Pingtou and shouted, "You, you... You dare to openly attack the police, and you dare to attack the bank! I... I'm fighting with you!"

After saying that, the security guard rushed towards Xiao Pingtou as if he were dead.

Looking at the security guard who rushed over, Xiao Pingtou was also startled, and he hurriedly explained to the security guard: "You... Mistake... Gross! will... Vomit!... Gross!"

Unfortunately, as soon as his words fell, he was thrown to the ground by the security guard and controlled.

Although he was pounced, on the ground, Xiao Pingtou kept vomiting towards the sky.

Columns of vomit were sprayed either in the face of the security guard or onto the ceiling.

As a last resort, the security guard could only turn Xiao Ping's head over and turn his face towards the ground.

After doing this, the security guard first wiped his face with the clothes on his back, and then looked at the messy bank hall, wanting to cry without tears.

What kind of iniquity is this?

When you meet a bastard like Xiao Pingtou, this bank is ruined!

Is this guy able to spray such a long vomit column as a special function?

Seeing that Xiao Pingtou was finally restrained by the security guard, Banyuanjun walked in on tiptoe with palpitations, and then woke up Wang Dazhuang, who was still sleeping.

To be honest, Wang Dazhuang's luck is really good.

The entire bank was sprayed beyond recognition by Xiao Pingtou, from the door to the wall, from the floor to the seat, from the ceiling to the counter, it was his vomit, but Wang Dazhuang's body was not sprayed.

Wang Dazhuang, who was shaken awake, rubbed his eyes, and then looked around, and the whole person was stunned.

This, this, this... What happened when I was asleep?

After being dumbfounded for a long time, Wang Dazhuang finally spoke: "Brother, did someone throw firecrackers at the bank's swill bucket?"

Banyuanjun didn't explain, and walked out cautiously with the dumbfounded Wang Dazhuang. I'm afraid of stepping on the vomit on the ground!

Out of the bank, Banyuanjun threw a black plastic bag to Wang Dazhuang.

Listening to Banyuanjun tell him what happened when he fell asleep just now, the expression on Wang Dazhuang's face was wonderful.

At the same time, he is also extremely lucky in his heart.

Fortunately, I wasn't sprayed by Xiao Pingtou, otherwise, if I became a security guard, it would be miserable.

After listening to what had just happened, it took Wang Dazhuang a long time to come back to his senses.

While untying the black plastic bag, he said to Banyuanjun: "Brother, what is in your bag?"

When he saw the contents of the plastic bag clearly, the whole person suddenly stumbled under his feet and sat on the ground.

Then, the first reaction was to hold the plastic bag in his arms.

"What's wrong?" asked Banyuan-kun, pushing the cart and turning around.

"Where... Where did you come from, brother, you won't take the opportunity to rob a bank just now, right?" Wang Dazhuang said with a crying voice.

"Rob your sister, this is part of my manuscript fee!" Banyuanjun rolled his eyes and said.

"Manuscript Manuscript... Manuscript fee?" Wang Dazhuang said with the corners of his mouth twitching, and then said in an aggravated tone: "Part of?"

"What's all the fuss, hurry up, I'll take you to a big dinner today!" said Banyuanjun with a smile.