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"Bang bang. ”

"Brothers, give me a stand-up, hold on. "A big fat man, weighing two hundred pounds, crawled behind a stone with a pistol in his hand, pouting his big buttocks, and screaming in a tearing voice.

"Help. ”

"I don't want to die yet, who will save me. ”

All kinds of strange sounds sounded in Zhou Tian's ears, including screams, shouts for help, and crackling noises.

Zhou Tian, who didn't know why, suddenly sat up from the ground with great effort, looked at the scene in front of him, and was stunned, "What's the situation? Why did you suddenly start fighting?"

Seeing the bullets flying around, shells littering, and people running around, I was a little confused for a while, didn't I sleep in the dormitory? Why did I run to the battlefield in a daze?

And how is it the military uniform of the puppet army that he is wearing? In his hand, he is holding a wooden gun that has lost its patent leather!

Wooden guns?

Yes, it's a wooden gun, Zhou Tian took the gun in front of his eyes with some disbelief, and looked at it carefully for almost a minute, sure enough, it was made of wood, and there was no trigger.

Now he doesn't know if he has crossed over or what's wrong, if he crosses over to the battlefield with a wooden gun in his hand, what is the difference between being sent to death?

"The group performance sitting on the ground, you are playing a puppet soldier who was killed, not a prisoner, obediently lie where and don't move, who made you sit up."

Suddenly, a voice sounded in Zhou Tian's ears, and he didn't know who he was talking about, but he still subconsciously turned his head to look around, and found that everyone had stopped and looked at him with a strange look.

Hey!

Wrong?

Why did all the soldiers on the ground who had already been killed sit up? And the devil soldiers and the G soldiers sat together?

What's even more shocking is that a guy who plays a devil officer even took out a mobile phone from his pocket, lowered his head and played with it!

At this time, a guy wearing shorts and a tourist hat hurriedly ran to Zhou Tian and roared: "You are playing a dead corpse, not a zombie, let me lie here obediently and don't move, do you hear?"

Looking at the angry guy in front of him, no, no, no, it should be the director, Zhou Tian finally figured out his situation.

It's not a crossing, it's wrong, it's a crossing.

But he didn't travel to ancient times, but to an actor, and it was a bit inappropriate to use the word actor to describe him.

Because he is currently just an ordinary can not be an ordinary extra.

Note, it is the kind of extras who have no lines, and this kind of actor is called a living prop, which is commonly known as passerby A, dead corpse B, and stake Ding.

In fact, Zhou Tian was also a little unclear whether he had crossed over, because he was still him, but not exactly him.

The director of the shorts thought that Zhou Tian was stunned, so he raised his voice suddenly, pointed at Zhou Tian's nose and roared: "What do you ask? Lie there and don't move, just act, if you can't, get out of here immediately." ”

A chubby guy wearing a devil army hat and playing the role of a translator ran over in a hurry, he was almost two hundred pounds, and even the ground was trembling when he ran, and he didn't know how he ate it, and he could eat so fat.

Zhou Tian had a very strange feeling, feeling that the fat man was very familiar with him, and sure enough, the fat man ran to the director of the shorts, nodded and smiled: "Director Wang, Zhou Zi had hysteria just now, you are giving a chance, giving a chance." ”

After speaking, he patted Zhou Tian on the shoulder with his hand, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Zhou Zi, hurry up and apologize to Director Wang." ”

"Ahh ”

"What are you, Zhou Zi, you are now playing a puppet soldier who was killed, lying on the ground and not moving, even if you are stepped on, you have to grit your teeth and hold on to ....... Before the fat man's words were finished, he was interrupted by the guy called Director Wang, who raised his hand and gave the fat man a slap and scolded: "What are you, dare to talk on the spot, hurry up and get out of the way, and you, whether you can act or not, give a happy word, our film and television city lacks everything, and there is no shortage of actors who can act." ”

The male No. 2, who played the role of a devil officer, sat on a folding chair and pointed to the director in shorts while drinking water: "Director, okay? If you really can't do it, just change a few extras, all like him, can't we shoot our drama yet? My schedule is very tight." ”

His assistant also shouted in a doggy manner: "Director, if we don't shoot again, we will go to the next crew to catch up." ”

The fat man who was squatting on the ground on the side muttered with red eyes: "Zhou Zi, when my brother becomes a wrist in the future, I must invite six assistants, and all of them are women, beautiful women, one feeds me food, one feeds me water, one warms the quilt for me, and the remaining three are for you." ”

"Fatty, you are not afraid of kidney loss. "Zhou Tian made fun of the fat man.

"Since you two don't want to act, get out of here. The director of the shorts on the side watched the two of them half-crouch on the ground like hooligans and chatted, and roared angrily.

"Ah, director, give me a chance, please give me a chance, let's act, nail, lie down and don't move. When the fat man heard that the director of the shorts was going to fire them, he hurriedly smiled and pleaded, if they were kicked out by a certain crew, it would be difficult for them to receive other jobs, and there would be no group leaders to help them contact the notice.

The fat man begged bitterly, Zhou Tian traveled all over the world, and the director was unmoved.

No one expected that the male number two, who was sitting on the folding chair, suddenly spoke and helped speak: "Director, I don't feel good about the one just now, do it again, and give them two another chance." ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Hao. The director said with a smile, then turned his head to stare at Zhou Tian's fat man, "Why don't you two hurry up and thank Brother Hao?"

"Forget it, I'm also thinking about the crew's schedule. The male number two waved his hand.

Soon, the group performances, including Zhou Tian, were all in place, the one who played the dead body lay directly on the ground, and the one who played the wounded held his hands and feet and screamed uncontrollably.

The director of the shorts looked at it, picked up the walkie-talkie on his waist and shouted: "The actors are all in place and ready to start filming." ”

"The seventy-second scene of the Legend of the Anti-Japanese Heroes....... With the director's order, all kinds of voices sounded again, everything was going well, but I didn't expect something to go wrong, the second male in the crew, that is, the hao brother, stepped on Zhou Tian's right hand when he passed by the dead body played by Zhou Tian.

"Ahh

"Wow. That Wang Dao appeared in front of Zhou Tian again, pointed at Zhou Tian's nose and scolded: "What's the matter with you, do you know how many negatives you wasted just now? ”

Zhou Tian stretched out his swollen right hand in front of Director Wang and defended: "Director, I really didn't mean it, he stepped on it, you see, my hands are swollen ......." ”