"Of course, there is no problem with simply sucking catnip grass, but the stimulus of that guy has weakened because he has smoked too much before, so he purified the elements in it and injected it directly into his body to suck it, but he died suddenly because the effect was too great. ”

Isn't this just drug addiction to death?

Fang Ze immediately understood what was going on.

"And then?"

"Then I took over the job of the young man. "However, because of the lack of proficiency in the business, and the time node of teleportation is before the four protagonists of Narnia enter the wardrobe, I swiped my hand and teleported the wardrobe that can be traversed and the squirrel of the Narnia world on the other side." ”

Xiaolan said and dipped some water with her cat's paws, and drew a schematic diagram for Fang Ze on the coffee table.

The cabinet that can travel through the world of Narnia is not a real cabinet, but a wormhole that is housed in a cabinet, which is equivalent to a door-like wormhole.

On one side of the wormhole are the four protagonists of the world of Narnia, and on the other side is the squirrel that runs to the trees to find food.

As a result, Xiaolan's hand slipped when he teleported, and he teleported the wormhole and the squirrel.

Of course, Fang Ze seriously doubted that this Xiaolan was parkinsonism again, because her hands were shaking more than once.

Even if it was a squirrel and a wormhole that teleported, they had not yet teleported to Fang Ze's door, but teleported them to Saturday and Saturday's house.

As a result, Saturday and Saturday happened to change clothes, and entered the wormhole in her cabinet to arrive at the world of Narnia.

As a result, because the cabinet that can be traversed is in the region, the four protagonists of the Narnia world have no way to reach the Narnia world, and the first plot of the Narnia world cannot be completed.

"Okay, I see. Fang Ze looked at the Russian blue cat in front of him, who was not embarrassed at all, and was too lazy to complain.

"The wrong thing about the arrival of the guest this time has been solved, so please quickly explain why you want to teleport the virtual real task every now and then. ”

"That's a long story. Da Meow sat in front of Fang Ze and thought for a long time before he replied to Fang Ze, "Before I make the whole thing clear, you must keep your emotions and don't get too excited." ”

After Da Meow finished speaking, he began to explain,

"Just like countries with different levels of technology between humans and humans, we cats and cats also have different levels of civilization. And my race is a higher civilization that can span several universes. ”

"Then why did you come to Earth?"

"This has something to do with what I'm about to say. "If we compare the world that our cats currently know to the Earth, then the Earth's position is equivalent to a grain of sand in the Sahara Desert. It is very, very difficult to get to the center of the prosperous universe, and although it can be reached, no normal cat will go to such great lengths to find the sand of the earth. ”

"And then?" Fang Ze asked.

"When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when there are more cats, there are all kinds of cats. There is a very strong one, but there is a little problem with the brain. Big Meow said and pointed to his head, "It's a problem with the head in the literal sense, and it may be suffering from a very serious mental illness." But because it has no violent tendencies, and its strength is too strong, no one pays attention to it. ”

"One day, when the cat was using its ability to receive various signals from the universe, it received a distress signal, a distress signal from the earth. ”

"A distress signal from Earth?" Fang Ze was a little puzzled, when did we earthlings send distress signals to other planets?

"To be precise, it's actually anime and TV series such as Ultraman, Resident Evil, Hokage, and Qin Shi Mingyue. Big Meow said embarrassedly, "That cat's ability is a bit special, it can get film and television materials on other planets." But I said it, because he had a bit of a problem with his brain. ”

"So?" Fang Ze suddenly had a bold idea.

"So it takes these things seriously, there really is such a world in a universe that is in the midst of monster attacks, alien invasions, and all kinds of biochemical and apocalyptic crises every day. And then we can't understand what it thinks. ”

Big Meow made a puzzled look, "After he saw it, he came to the solar system from the most prosperous center of the universe, and found such a sand as your earth, and wanted to save you." ”

"Then it discovered that this world is actually a backward civilized world, and the so-called dangers are all filmed by human beings themselves for their own amusement?" Fang Ze asked.

"That's right. With a swipe of the big meow's hand, a virtual screen appeared in mid-air, only to see a cat that looked very crazy and yelled at the air, "I'm not far away, I'm going to save you, but you told me that you guys made it yourself to entertain yourself, you humans are so idle and have nothing to do!"

"Is this cat having a problem with its brain?" Fang Ze asked, pointing to the cat on the screen.

"That's right. Big Meow nodded. "To be honest, we still haven't figured out what the brain circuit of this cat is, anyway, after he found out that he was deceived, he decided to really stage the film and television dramas shot by humans on the earth, so it first used its own ability to create one virtual world after another, and created the worlds in various anime, movies, and TV series of human beings, and then let these worlds merge with the earth, completely transforming the earth into what it imagined. ”

"Neurotic!"

"That's right. Da Meow nodded in agreement with Fang Ze.

"By the time we found out about this, the crazy cat had basically created all the virtual worlds and was preparing to merge with Earth. ”

The Russian blue cat continued, "When we caught the cat back, we found that there was no way to completely eliminate the virtual world and prevent the fusion, we could only separate the earth from the virtual world first, but even so, there was still no way to prevent the fusion of the virtual world and the earth." ”

That is to say. Fang Ze finally understood everything at this time, "These guests who came to my house actually came here because of the fusion of the virtual world and the earth. ”

"That's right. Big Meow looked at it and said, "Because there is no way to stop the fusion immediately, we choose to let some characters from the virtual world who are not so harmful appear on the earth to form a fake fusion, which is taken care of by you." Then wait until we've succeeded in stopping this fusion before sending the avatars back to their world. ”

"So, you're actually saving the earth by yourself!"