Meng Xu directly pushed open the door of Lei Jun's courtyard with some rudeness, and was greeted by Lei Jun's maid Qiu Xi.

Seeing Meng Xu suddenly, Qiu Xi was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Is there anything wrong with Meng Gongzi?"

Meng Xu said directly to the point: "What about your son-in-law?"

Qiu Xi pointed to the courtyard next to him and said, "Gongzi is estimated to be still where Wang Shouren and Wang Gongzi are." ”

Where is the dead fat man? Meng Xu was stunned, this is too daytime, the dead slut and the fat man are still doing something about stealing chickens and touching dogs?

After thanking Qiu Xi, Meng Xu went directly to Wang Fatzi.

The gate of Wang Fatzi's courtyard was wide open, and as soon as Meng Xu stepped in, he saw Lei Slut and Wang Fatzi huddled together and squeezed their eyebrows, looking so obscene.

"Hey, slut, what are the fat men doing?

The abrupt and high-pitched voice startled the two people who were huddled together to discuss something, and their eyes suddenly looked at each other.

"It turns out that you are a pervert, why are you talking so loudly, it scared me. Wang Fatzi said to Meng Xu with resentment.

Since the incident of the big wolf dog, Wang Fatzi and Lei Slut began to call him with the title of 'pervert', for this 'perverted' nickname, Meng Xu has long been immune, and he has long been unconcerned, so he said again: "Slut, what is the fat man doing stealing chickens and touching dogs? ”

"What do you mean by stealing chickens and touching dogs? Lao Tzu, I have always been upright, like doing things like stealing chickens and touching dogs?", Lei Slut retorted unconvinced.

Hehe, Meng Xu glanced at Lei Slut with disdain, he was the least qualified to say this among the three people here.

"Hey, what kind of eyes are you perverted, don't accept it, come and fight!", Lei Jun shouted.

Meng Xu ignored him, he knew that Lei Slut was looking for a chance to avenge the bruised nose and swollen face he beat last time, so he wouldn't be so stupidly fooled!

Smiling disdainfully at Lei Slut, Meng Xu turned his head to look at Wang Fatzi and said, "Fatty, what were you talking about just now?"

Wang Fatzi didn't hide anything, and said directly: "It's nothing, it's just that I discussed the task of the sect with the slut just now, and the two of us took on a task together two days ago." ”

Meng Xu said speechlessly: "My Dao is still nothing, it turns out that it is just a sect task, why are you so mysterious." ”

Wang Fatzi said innocently: "Is there one?"

"Didn't you?"

"Nope"

Well, I'll admit that I thought too much about it

"By the way, pervert, I remember that you haven't taken over any of the tasks of the sect this year, right?", at this time, Lei Slut said suddenly.

Hearing this, Meng Xu was stunned for a moment, and thought about it carefully, as if it was indeed as Lei Slut said, he had become a core disciple for almost a year, and he had indeed not taken over any task from the sect during this period.

As a core disciple, although it is not like the outer disciples, they must complete a task a month, but there are also regulations that the core disciples must go to the task hall of the inner palace to take a task and complete it in a year.

Looking at Meng Xu's face, Lei Slut spoke again, and said in a somewhat demagogic tone: "There is not much time left this year, or you can complete this task with me and the fat man, anyway, there are three places." ”

Meng Xu looked at Lei Slut with eyes like mentally retarded, pointed to his head and said, "I said that you have a problem here,

Wouldn't I be sent to death if I went on a mission of your level?"

Lei Slut was angry, and said angrily: "You have a problem there, are you showing off, with me and the fat man, do you need to take action? You just need to stand aside and watch things." ”

Meng Xu looked at Lei Slut with a suspicious expression and said, "Are you sure?"

Lei slut patted his chest confidently and said, "Of course, with the strength of me and the fat man, completing this task is simply hand-to-hand, I don't believe you ask the fat man." ”

In Meng Xu's gaze, Wang Fatzi smiled honestly and said, "The slut is right." ”

The fat man's honest smile was too contagious, so Meng Xu nodded.

"Don't talk about this, pervert, are you here for something today?", at this time, Wang Fatzi looked at Meng Xu and asked suspiciously.

After Wang Fatzi's reminder, Meng Xu remembered the purpose of his trip, pointed to Lei Slut, and said, "Oh, I'm here to find him." ”

Lei Slut showed curiosity and said, "What are you looking for me?"

Meng Xu said with a serious face: "Before you say that, you must answer me a question first." ”

"Ask", Lei Slut was even more curious.

Meng Xu asked, "Slut, you said you know women very well, is it true?"

"Nonsense, this doesn't need to be said, I am known as a girl killer, I say the second in women's attainments, no one dares to say first!", Lei Slut was very angry at Meng Xu's questioning tone.

Seeing that Lei Slut looked insulted, Meng Xu's heart suddenly calmed down, and said, "Okay, that's fine, that's what you want." ”

Lei Slut looked impatient and said, "Don't mother-in-law, mother-in-law, just say something quickly." ”

Meng Xu pondered for a while and said, "You said that if you want to understand a woman, you should start from there?"

As soon as it came to women, Lei Slut became energetic, and hurriedly came up, and said with curiosity in his cunning: "You want to attack that woman?"

Meng Xu emphasized: "It's about understanding, not starting. ”

"It's all the same, it's the same", Lei Slut looked unconcerned.

Meng Xu is full of black lines, can understanding women be the same as attacking women?

Seeing that Meng Xu didn't answer immediately, Lei Slut directly strangled Meng Xu's neck, his face was shy, and he couldn't wait to ask: "Say it quickly, say it quickly, you have fallen in love with that beautiful cutie in our Guanghan Palace", Wang Fatzi also looked at it with a curious face.

Facing the extremely curious expressions of the two of them, Meng Xu pretended not to hear it, pulled the topic back, and said to himself: "You say, if you want to understand a girl, where should you start?"

Lei Slut was stunned for a moment, then understood what Meng Xu meant, and after thinking for a while, he said: "What kind of person is she? First of all, it is easy to understand what kind of character she is." ”

"She", Meng Xu pondered for a while, and then continued: "It's very cold and cold, which makes people afraid to approach. ”

"Iceberg beauty, it turns out that you are good at this", Lei Slut teased, and then his face became serious, and he said with a sense of matter: "This type of woman is really difficult, but it's not impossible." ”

"Oh, what do you say?", Meng Xu's eyes lit up and said.

"First of all, for this kind of cold woman, we can't take a general method, the general method can't play any role for this kind of woman, we must take a special one

A special method", said Ray Slut.

Seeing that Lei Slut seemed to really have some methods, Meng Xu couldn't help but say, "What special method?"

Lei Slut patted his chest quite confidently and said, "According to my years of experience, you must take the initiative and strong approach to deal with this kind of cold beauty. ”

"Active and strong?", Meng Xu didn't know why.

"Yes, it is active and strong, for example, you walk directly in front of her, gaze at her with your own affectionate gaze, and when she is in a trance or can't bear your gaze, you can do it. ”

"Do what?", Meng Xu asked suspiciously.

"Are you stupid, of course you kiss her, kiss her fiercely, kiss her until she is weak, and then you will find that she naturally falls in love with you", Lei Slut said as a matter of course.

Hearing this, Meng Xu and Wang Fatzi both looked at Lei Slut in amazement, and plucked their ears in disbelief.

"Hey, what's that look like you two," said the Ray slut dissatisfied.

Meng Xu took a deep breath, stared at Lei Jun with a suspicious gaze, and said, "Are you sure this method is okay?"

The tired slut patted his chest again and said, "That's definitely okay, this is my experience for many years, and I once used this method to capture the heart of an iceberg beauty." ”

Hehe, Meng Xu sneered, no matter whether what Lei Slut said was true or not, Meng Xu was sure that if he used this method to deal with Bai Suxue tonight, he would definitely not survive tomorrow!?

Sure enough, the title of Lei Slut's 'Girl Killer' was self-appointed by him, he didn't know how to chase girls at all, otherwise why would he go to the outer palace to peek at the female disciples taking a bath, just because he couldn't put a woman, he was lonely and empty!

I'm really stupid enough, and I can still expect Lei Slut to come up with any good ideas, I'm really sick and rushed to the doctor, thinking too much, hehe.

Seeing Meng Xu's sneer, Lei Slut felt that his personality was humiliated, and said very dissatisfiedly: "You don't believe it?"

Meng Xu: "Hehe"

"I'm sorry, you really don't believe what Lao Tzu said, I don't believe you ask the fat man", for Meng Xu's distrust, Lei Slut said that he was very angry and sad.

Seeing that the eyes of the two people were focused on him, Wang Fatzi put down the chicken leg in his hand, and the blank look on his face flashed.

"I don't know anything", after saying that, Wang Fatzi no longer paid attention to Meng Xu and Lei Slut, and continued to deal with the chicken leg in his hand.

"Hehe", the sneer on Meng Xu's face was even worse, and the anger on Lei Slut's face was even worse, pointing at Wang Fatzi, and then at Meng Xu, and said angrily: "I am kind enough to give you ideas, you don't believe it, you are really kind to be a donkey's lungs!"

After that, he took out a large handful of melon seeds from Wang Fatzi's body, knocked himself up, and no longer paid attention to Meng Xu.

"How can I get to know her specifically?", Meng Xu said to himself, and also took out a handful of melon seeds from Wang Fatzi's body.

Hearing Meng Xu's muttering, Lei Slut snorted twice but did not speak.

"In fact, if you want to understand, get close to a person and do what he likes, such as food", Wang Fatzi, who had already finished dealing with the chicken leg in his hand, said suddenly.

Seeing that Meng Pervert and Lei Slut looked at him together, Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and continued: "What's wrong?